Put down the controller and get a job zoomer

put down the controller and get a job zoomer

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For what purpose?
Reasons that involves others, the common good, or society aren't arguments btw

Why does this trigger non-boomers so much?

I literally just landed a jerb as a security officer today though

friendly reminder

Yea Forums loves one but hates the other

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Imagine actually willingly selling your soul to a corporation

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MY SEX JUNK

>to get a job you need experience
>to get experience you need a job
>to get a job you need experience
>to get experience you need a job
>to get a job you need experience
>to get experience you need a job
hmm

Already have a job in tech, looking for a house currently.

Das rite! Become dependent on the government goy!

Just work for free bro.

>1.-
>I live in America
Thank god no.

Just work for free bro
And get indebted
And down goes the spiral of paying shit to jews

What's the difference? You pretend to work, they pretend to pay you. At least the government will simply pay you for doing nothing.

who says bill isn't credible? I just dislike his show for promoting the gay agenda

1. what alternate timeline are you from where Yea Forums enjoys boomer bullshit from OP photo. this is a literal bait thread.
2. mechanical engineering has nothing to do with biology, and his show's promotion of bogus gender ideology that conflicts with evolution

>he's not getting 5000 for drawing porn
lmaoing

If there's anything I learned in college it's that education is what matters least of all in who you are.
t. 5th Year EE major

>I have no personal moral code but I want to look cool and wise so I'll just say generic shit and retards will think it's deep

>"You'd better stay in school and get a college degree if you don't want to end up flipping burgers at McDonalds!"
>"What, you think just because you have a college degree means you don't have to start at the bottom like everyone else? Go flip burgers at McDonalds for 5 years, then you can work your way up to a real job"

But I work three times a week at a laboratory, shit is chill.

Fuck you. I live the life I want to live.

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>He doesn't get 2000 for making RPG Maker Fetish titles for an obscure Booru or forum of fetishists
Lmaoing at your life bro

>At least the government will simply pay you for doing nothing.
You are what's wrong with the world. And why neets should be hung.

based

conservitards literally cant refute this

What if I say neither are credible and both of their fan bases are retards?

I'm a neet and my brothers and father hate me, but I dont know how to get a job

>Live in America
>Winning the lottery

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Seethe more faggot

to be entirely fair, evolution has almost nothing to do with humanity anymore
heck we're on the cusp of destroying the very concept of evolution for our species with gene technology

This

Boomers need to die

Why not? They pay me to do nothing. I'd rather do nothing and receive money, than do something I hate and receive money.
Why are wagies so fucking retarded?

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>gay agenda

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Imagine holding value for your garbage soul in the first place

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Stop making this thread turbonigger.

pff thats not a REAL job

>Living

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UBI when?

who?

I mainly look on craigslist for work or small time gigs. Might be several one off jobs to find depending on your area

But who is gonna give you your neetbux?

All the welfare leeches in America combined put less of a burden on your paycheck than a corporation like Amazon or Wal-Mart, who use their tax subsidies to oust competition, implement automation, and donate to NGOs who dilute the labor pool with illegal immigration to drive down wages.

That's not what my salary says

Willingly enslave yourself.

Based on this pic and your main childhood era here, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer?

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>this is what neetfags actually believe

They think getting a welfare check automatically makes your brain shut off, when it's actually the opposite. The thinking man who manages to get free money can tend to his suite of intellectual pursuits without the burden of working. I'd argue welfare "leeches" are some of the smartest people around.

I see this shit spouted all the time by kids fresh out of school who don't understand the world.

Those positions in question were only listed to be in compliance with legal hiring standards but are intended to be filled internally. (Meaning: They're not really hiring.) In the unlikely case that they can't fill the slot, there's a minimal chance that they'll look at the online applications for the highest qualified applicant regardless whether he ticks all the experience boxes or not.

Your best bet is to look at realistic ads that don't ghost all communication, they're actually looking for outside help. You can still spray and pray with those resumes, just realize that route is a lottery.

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>mfw government(actually your tax money) pay for all my video games, anime figmas and alcohol
>mfw you can't do anything to stop this
>mfw wagies eternally seething

15 years and counting. I've never worked a day in my life and never will.

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Anyone else get a daddy fetish from watching Dirty Jobs as a teenager all those years ago?

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got an interview for a really good job tomorrow that will get me out of retail cuck hell

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