Why arent you watching GDQ?

why arent you watching GDQ?

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just saw that lol

because im fine with my working dick and balls

terfs are good

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is that this week?

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what happens if you say miles in the chat?

Not enough representation for transgender vegan wolves.

GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL

i'm watching alinity

Because it's not.. running? Next GDQ is in june?
?????

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I've watched around ten runs of this and there hasn't been a single female.

MENTALLY ILL MEN

y'know I really don't care but having an emote that just says "GIRL" is pretty dumb as fuck

>trans *clap* women *clap* are *clap* women!

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"UGH. WHY WOULD ANYONE LIKE GRAPPLE BEAM?" - Man wearing a dress (2019)

The """""All Female""""" new event has been going on. It's laughable because everytime I've tuned in I haven't heard a single natural female.

Imagine being an actual woman watching men parade into your space and take over.

You missed out on some good stuff then, Aladdin, Super Castlevania, and Banjo-Kazooie had cute runners and were pretty decent runs, though Castlevania was plagued by the tranny on commentary hitting on the runner the entire time.

having an event that excludes men to promote inclusion is dumb as fuck too.

regressive leftists in general are dumb as fuck.

He's (woman) always been socially ill (woman), and there are lot of Compsci PhD. (woman) type alpha trannies (woman) lurking around in the SRL IRC channels that people that are actually good at their games congregate in.
It was only a matter (woman) of time before he (woman) caved to the free attention (woman) and freedom from responsibilities (woman) that come with becoming a beautiful transwoman (woman) in current (woman) year (woman).

Onehand Onehand Onehand Onehand
banned

>women need their own muh fee fee spaces because men absolutely BTFO them at everything

sounds like trannies are pretty based

You mean like trannies invading women's sports?

Normal events exclude women so its ok

Men are better at everything that women. They are even better at being women.

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It's actually kinda based in a way if you think about it, but trannies are some of the worst beings on earth so it's not.

Not yet.

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>he actually has an emote of that
Jesus christ
I can't even imagine how talking to this person would even go

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BOOBIES!!!

they do, which is why they were created
but i'm sure letting based trannies rape women in prison is really cool to you

What's the point of this event again? Don't they usually have some donation going on?

Sounds made up. Cancer doesn't just happen in places with surgery. If he got cancer he was already going to get cancer in his balls.

It's sad that this level of self-mutilation is allowed instead of providing proper mental health care.
>But it's brave and progressive!

At least the prison rape rate moves towards balance.

got my daily dose of horror
holyshit

>but i'm sure letting based trannies rape women in prison is really cool to you
i care about as much as anyone cares when it happens to men in prisons, so i joke and laugh at it. don't drop the soap in front of that "girl" LOL!! haha so funny!

wew it's so easy to get banned from this stream

>tune in
>failing some trick over and over
>no camera like there usually is
>not a single person there sounds like a girl
What the fuck?

The point is that you're introducing an alien organ that the body and science don't know what to do with.

Unfortunately it will take a few generation of women reaping what they sow to realize that hypercapitalist market-based identity politics probably weren't a great idea and the opposite of yas slay queen.
In the meantime protect those you love and leave the rest to the wolves.

I didn't think GDQ could get any more embarrassing yet here we are.

They don't do heart, liver, kidney, face or any other transplants. No blood transfusions

>Tranny bastardizing the atmosphere of Metroid Prime
Fuck this cunt. Metroid is to either be enjoyed for it's world, or for sequence breaking. Not flying through walls and shit to beat .05 seconds off a world record.

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female speedrunners don't have any charm or are not interesting to listen to desu

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Notice how they always say transgender.
That means they aren't that gender.
Otherwise they would just say the gender but they don't because they're not.

It's to promote female runners and provide them a safe space to practice in a tournament setting etc etc. At least that's what the organizer said.

you take medications for life that lower the body's immune system so that the organ isn't rejected
also the organ you replace is in the correct place

It's also a real human organ and not an mspaint interpretation of one.

>in the correct body
ftfy

no, infections can cause cancers to form, which is why so many immunosuppressants have cancers as a side effect, since they impair your ability to fight oncogenic pathogens
one avenue that having a fuckhole might iincrease your risk over a ballsack is by increasing your number of sexual partners, as revolting as that sounds, and the associated risk of exposure to viruses
it is almost certainly made up tho

who this girl

Finding a woman worth loving, or who even wants love, is impossible. Women have been hypnotized to crave and lust after those who show them the opposite of love

Konna Imouto | What a little sister

you sound like you know a lot about women and have done absolutely everything correctly to make one love you but yes i agree, they are all hypnotized to not love you of course, user.

It's an absolute sausage fest. They can destroy every camera in the world, but they can't hide their obvious man voices.

It's not actually a main GDQ, it's some side event starring just the mentally ill, as opposed to the regular GDQs which only feature 60%.

Its pretty obvious, the state of modern families, rampant divorce and adultery, both men and women have degenerated and seek out the worst from the opposite sex.

I was banned 2 years ago for typing TriHard (black smiling dude emote) during a flood of others doing the same. It was a mass banning.
Since then I feel left out that I can't spam chat with my fellow spammers, but turns out that spamming is even illegal now so who the fuck cares.
I'll just watch the good/cringe runs on youtube.

Overcome the misogyny pill.
Most are just misled children, not insidious evildoers.
You aren't going to break this shit system if you don't find a complement and reproduce.

TLDR: have sex epic incel xdd have sex have sex xd :0 incel

Post the reddit post-op tranny with regrets pic

Good, spamming is what made Twitch chat unbearable.

>be woman
>fight for women's rights your entire adult life
>2015+ hits
>trans men think all it takes to be a woman is putting on a dress and cutting your dick of
>get mad about it, justifiably
>get called a TERF and dismissed immediately
it's pretty funny if you think about it

you know what man i've actually felt bad about females getting fucked over by trannies but the way you put it makes me realise they fucking deserve it all

The great thing about becoming a woman is that no one can call you an incel anymore and you also get to bully actual women because they aren't as oppressed as you are. Becoming a tranny is like winning the incel lottery.

How long can GDQ sustain off exploiting mental illness before attendance rates drop 40% and it all comes crashing down?

based spamguy. may you find your spamsquad again, and spam to spamhalla.

>80% of the run so far are cutscenes with shitty music

Nice speed"run"

Makes me feel bad for real women that anything they attempt to do ends up a joke.

Do "misled children" have dozens of sexual partners?
Im not giving my children a whore for a mother. Would rather raise children as a single father , ahving them through surrogacy instead.

lmao this metal opera game right now

Girls have shit tastes in games, who knew?

Seriously what the fuck?
Over 4 minutes since she last played.
She's just showing off the music.

And now she dashed for 4 seconds and ankther song started

Worth it

Of course, because it's not about actually being the other gender, it's about getting attention for being different.

>im such a girl lol
>girl btw
>did I mention im a girl
these people are definitely not really transgender

I don't expect you to, but yes, I'd consider a woman who embraces that lifestyle because of an absentee, neglectful, or ziolez-mind controlled father and a materialist whore mother a misled child.
Just pointing out that not (respect women :clap:) every (respect women :clap:) woman (respect women :clap:) is (respect women :clap:) a (respect women :clap:) irredeemable whore (respect women :clap:).
There are plenty of men that are just as zogged, pathetic, and revolting as the modern slay queen. Women couldn't have fallen this far if men hadn't also degenerated.

>Tfw you'll never go trannie to bully roasties and have people applaud you for doing so.

Just can't do it lads, proud of you guys who are living the dream.

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my main point was if you take the laissez faire attitude that degen women are simply "led astray and can be brought back into the fold", you are playing with fire and your future children will pay the price

i know some trad women irl but naturally they literally all are paired with their high school sweetheart because thats what trad women do, so really starting a family thru surrogacy is all a trad man with a good career and house and good life etc, can do

Those also aren't elective surgeries, transplants and transfusions are done out of medical necessity.

This event is clearly a setup to prove to PCF/MSF that getting woke = going broke. It was painfully obvious at AGDQ 19 they were trying to backpedal hard on the tranny wagon, but you can't just pull out after going whole hog on that shit for years. Uyama et al aren't stupid, they're greedy, and the writing has been on the wall for quite a while now.

The reversal maneuver won't work in the end, but whatever negative press they get for no longer being trans friendly or whatever isn't going to have any real impact on the bottom line, just like appealing to them in the first place didn't have any real impact. It's all just a distraction from the fact that GDQ is stale and well past its peak.

>Haven't watched since day 1
Was there any good runs?
Or any runs with stupid shit happening

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>speedrun
>unskippable cutscenes
>minimal gameplay
>"nah brah you get to listen to the cool music"
Fuck this gay shit

I haven't seen Withhelde in a while since those fun die hard runs and the mario party bowser's big blast clip where they were able to keep the game alive for an eternity lmao

I'm not a tranny so no

This is exactly what I've come to. I have guns. I have a security system. I don't live in a degenerate big city. Even at that, despite living in a small town, the teachers at the school systems near me are overly liberal faggots. I will just keep voting straight right and worry about my loved ones.

I'm just waiting for kungfu's commentary duties to end so she can get back to her danganronpa 2 play lol, she's in chapter 4's post-murder investigation phase.

Judging by the reaction so far, not very.

They've already given up on it, this is just the appeasement campaign to go "See? You guys/gals/whatevers just aren't sustainable anymore"

i'm not autistic

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She's beautiful, what's her name?

I unironically miss Barry.
He was bizarrely absent from the camera during the worst tranny years, probably because of the 2hu paraphernalia ban.

does Romscout even still work for Twitch? He's the only cool person left as staff

ProtoMagicalBoy

>before attendance rates drop 40%
Not happening anytime soon. Literally sells out within seconds every time.

me on the left

No face cam, I only want to watch this shitshow for the autism damn it.

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Because twitch is a cancerous hivemind that will ban you for not drinking the San Francisco kool-aid.

it's because they don't really want to be. they want to be one step below women in the victim chain so they get extra victim points

me behind the couch

How can I attend a klingon party?

Take estrogen, turn you dick into a flesh wound, and play vidya autistically.

>Run by Claris
>Frame Fatales
>has a guy voice

lmao wtf

That doesn't sound very klingon-like.

>Imagine being an actual woman watching men parade into your space and take over.
Still better than being Anthony Burch or Team Creme.

They support doctors without borders. Fuck em.

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What has been the ratio between trannies and females? I've been tuning in now and then and haven't heard a single non-tranny voice.

Finally, some real equality

EVERY FUCKING TIME I TUNE INTO THIS THERE'S A MAN TALKING

Why is a guy running Zelda in a female only speedrunning event?

Your actions are like climbing a mountain.
The long-term consequences of those actions are the mountaintop.
Women do not believe in mountaintops.

Bring your own pain stick, and others will come

wtfI was excited for an inclusive female event and.....uh where are the ladies?

watching right now
no yandere dev or chibi makes me think event will be shit like always

Even worse
>be a bio female trying to compete in sports event
>literal whackjob shows up and OBLITERATES the competition
>absolutely no chance at first place or sometimes even second if there's two dickless bois competing.
Rip ladies

What makes a 30 something men cut their dicks?

I mean seriously. Even worse that those retards do zero effort to pass as "woman".

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a life time if eating estrogen infused foods

>Finding a woman worth loving, or who even wants love, is impossible.
Finding a house to live in is impossible. All I can find are piles of planks, nails, bricks and mortar.
You don't find the ideal woman. You CREATE HER, using a regular woman as your raw materials.

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It's Pay2Chat now so I don't even bother to watch it live. I just check up a week later on the hype runs the forget about it for half a year.

randompinkbunny was on but the rock opera game was boring, she'll be racing smooth operative soonish in tomb raider legend

>all women event
>hearing male voices all the time

what am I supposed to be looking at in this image

I don't support mental illness

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They all sound like they are on the verge of suicide. Definitely failed males, living as ghosts

is being transgender a mental illness or a fetish? claris says both

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I was going to reply to this earlier but I got distracted by my awesome boobs because I'm a GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL

wtf happened to miles? did hes record get BTFO so hard?

YOU HAVE MAN TITS YOU FUCKING FREAK
MAN TITS
A
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TITS
I
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S
YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT
YOU CAN'T PRODUCE NUTRIENT MILK TO FEED OFFSPRING
YOU CAN'T DO JACK SHIT EXCEPT INCREASE YOUR RATE OF SUICIDE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this reminds me of that old coffee dad twitter image

>Do "misled children" have dozens of sexual partners?
Depends how many people have misled them before I do.

>Women couldn't have fallen this far if men hadn't also degenerated.
You're right about that, you know.
You see a lot of this attitude, whether in /pol/ or in videogames, that if the sickness is in the demographics then there's no such thing as prevention, only excision.
People keep saying that it's okay to purge the degenerates, but nobody seems to be considering that a proper mindset can be propagated to deter people from becoming degenerates in the first place.
Look at everyone who says it's okay to play on easy, it's okay to play games for fun, games shouldn't be work, that subjectivity is an excuse for having shit taste, etc.
then they're utterly surprised and baffled when their hobby becomes a race to the bottom and games become a means to con gullible retards out of their money with bing bing wahoo and lootboxes.
If you shove "muh right to muh personal preferences" up your ass and encourage your peers to NOT BE FUCKING CASUALS, then your hobby won't be as overrun by casuals.
Same case with "muh right to muh fetishes" "muh right to muh pronouns" or any other common excuse people make for becoming bad people since they're only hurting themselves.
Well, when EVERYONE is allowed and encouraged to hurt themselves, it affects more than just a few individual nutjobs. It affects society as a whole.
Believe that there is such a thing as Good taste and Bad taste, and that nobody's feelings (not even your own) are an excuse for having Bad taste, and maybe you can prevent something becoming so bad that you need a violent uprising to cure it.

based

Cringe. Worry about your own life, loser.

>not even top 10 anymore
How to break a man...

make like a tranny and kill yourself

Wait scratch that, he changed his fucking name? When did this happen? Did I blink?

>this reminds me of that old coffee dad twitter image
please elaborate

I agree, who gives a shit if they teach this to children either. Mind your own business straightfags

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I wonder what the mystery game is tonight, and what they're gonna do in the smrpg spot since pidge is ill.

wait, this is Miles now?

>tranny has bad UTI
pottery

whoever used to run the gdq monitor was alright
no comment on anything else

>he doesn't know

enjoy friend

twitter.com/clarisrobyn

Oh right. But coffee daddy is based.

bro i used to be all live and let live a few years ago. i even knew a transgender person and thought they were fine. but the more i see about this movement and the people in it..... shits gotta fucking stop, its so gross im sick of it

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because it's cancerous reddit garbage.

For some reason, that reminded me from pamperchu.

pidgezero_one isn't trans, she probably got sick when she went to rpg limit break to watch in the audience when bicphuongballz and tyler were running Phantasy Star IV

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At some point you would think actual women would say something about all the trannies invading their hobbies and sports. Think of all the women that lost out to tranny speedrunners.
Pic related, current speedrunner for Zelda II.

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>look up withhelde
>used to be a guy
>I saw his runs in 2013
EVERY TIME

that poor woman is suffering from male pattern baldness

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woman HAVE spoken up, but theyre slandered as terfs and threatened with violence by power tripping trannies

we'd need to know how many women speedrunners there are, and how many of them could apply or would attend. These events don't just magically teleport the entire base to the event, some people just aren't able to attend/right place right time kind of issues

KHAZAR MILKIES

>terfs
youtube.com/watch?v=euiGdCJF-jU

>hairline
>jawline

doesnt matter how much you threaten violence towards women, no one will ever really see you as one, sorry

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>These events don't just magically teleport the entire base to the event, some people just aren't able to attend/right place right time kind of issues
>Frame Fatales, an online event
What did user mean by this?

Believe it or not, but I don't watch some ugly ass trannies.
Ugly ass men I can handle, but there's a limit and we've LONG since reached it.

youtube.com/watch?v=TbIc1LZqIAw

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TERFs are pretty retarded but they do have real vaginas, I'll give them that.

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Was referencing this example of tranny benevolence
twitter.com/woke_teen/status/1123729608367575042

>YOU CAN'T PRODUCE NUTRIENT MILK TO FEED OFFSPRING
You can. Males can lactate. They don't produce prolactin naturally, but you can induce lactation in human males with hormones.

ill admit it is hilarious to see people get that butthurt over a meme. truly a clown world out there

what a bunch of abominations
I want the era of booth girls and gamergurrls back.

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>nutrient
can't sustain a baby

>The mascot for the "all female" event is a hyena
>Female hyenas have dicks

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I was thinking generally, but what I'm saying is that there isn't a perfect system to get the participants to attend. I'm sure they're are hundreds of speedrunning women you'd all like to see instead, but do they know the event is transpiring? everyone has lives, not everyone is keenly in the twitter and social media arena to know when events get made, not everyone can be reached no matter how much time is made beforehand to recruit. We just Notice this now because the pool is smaller. The trans runners, to their credit, are more able to catch these events and actually apply.

wow. i cant believe i agree here, but id much rather have the age of fake gamer girls back, over real gamers but fake girls

Now we have Resident Evil 4 : Seperate Ways
New Game run
by Mindctrllers

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>hello i have the personality disorder called being a manipulataive shitbag and that makes life so hard sometimes
these people need to pick a more sympathetic label

they're never coming back, user.

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are they a tranny? they sound way more like a girl than the zelda player, at least that person is convincing

I will now reveal the reason males become females! Read the file name.

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Fun fact: Outcast male hyenas form packs and they attack females which approach them.
We don't know any of the Whys behind this though, just that it happens.

Maybe?
twitter.com/mindctrllers/status/1102066336182677504
They dressed up like a man for a skit, and I believe trannies try to avoid doing that like the plague, no matter what it is for.

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*sips*

This just killed my good mood but at least it had a happy ending.

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yeah you really think 99.99 percent of trannies look even close to that female, lmao

*donates to her patreon because she's a female*

I think it's just a tomboy

pretty sure thats a real girl, one of probably like, two, in this event

I'm gonna fuck your uncle.

I'm too busy dilating.

But why? I was just saying that that's a girl, possibly even bi or lesbian

I know at least 12 women so far from looking at the names, someone earlier said it was right around 50/50

Reminder that Geoff is /ourguy/

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>seen 1 tranny in my lifetime in person
>cant escape them online
What the fuck?

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Well, that worked fine when grown men could marry pre-teen girls but then FEMINISM fucked that up for everyone.

girl

big no

My reaction to seeing this entity is disgust.
Money may be money, but I would pay to NOT be this entity.
She looks like a complete faggot, except the opposite sex for some reason.

if they didnt identify as a girl id happily bone that crossdressing twink

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You can be anyone on the internet and can scream at loud as you want

So no bullshit, did they actually fill the entire lineup with women? No trannies or "feminine penis's" just legitimate women.
In the lead up to this my assumption would be that they try to slide one in there to push their agenda and I haven't bothered to watch because I thought that was going to be the case.
Don't care about donation readers or who is shitposting in chat, just the runner.

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>Fuck this! I'm gonna become a cute anime girl! Just like in my anime :3c
>come out as female
>gets angry that they look nothing like their favorite e-girl even when they're taking titty skittles uwu
>I'M A FEMALE! I'M A GIRL SO IT'S A GIRL'S COCK!!!
>wear shitty cheap wig and clothing that shows off your shaggy tits and hank hill ass
>I'm obviously a girl. Only bigots would disagree.
>get neovag
>still look like a man
>an hero
>AGDQ tweets a memoriam in your likeness
To be fair, after they decompose they'll look just like their favorite e-girls someday. Not sure about anime..

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trannies have dominated nerd communities because theyre mostly sexually confused and repressed nerds that fetishize being girls

ain't it odd?
i've never in my life seen a tranny but every turn i make online bam a tranny

probably because you spend 90% of your time online.

AGDQ? More like LDQ.

she looks cute and i hope she invests her money wisely

>repressed nerds that fetishize being girls
aren't most of them still looking to be with women tho which is where the terfs shit comes from?

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wrong 98%

>So no bullshit, did they actually fill the entire lineup with women? No trannies or "feminine penis's" just legitimate women.
No, have you looked at literally any other post in this thread?
There's trannies, see the runner for the game right before this one

im too busy playing a shitty mobile game that was ported to steam

basically. its straight dudes LARPing as lesbians

if you just came in right now, no, the lineup is closer to half and half.

there is a big gender special fad online that spreads like every other mental contagion

I'm expecting a new sect of Islam to spring up in the United Kingdom some time in the next 30 years by white men converting to Islam for protection from their own government.
The new sect will combine Islam's views on lending money at interest, the role of the woman in society, and piety, with Western values of technology, infrastructure, and not having your genitals mutilated.
See if you can hop on that bandwagon once it gets rolling.

Isn't this the guy who did all those "Welcome to [website]!" videos a while ago? Looks just like his stuff.

Thank you for spoonfeeding me. Was way easier than sifting through the thread. Yeah, more reason not to bother watching it live.
Hopefully Yea Forums will get a list together if any of the actual female runs were worth it but my guess is priority going to shitposting for the time being.

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Fun fact: Girls in anime tend to save the world, protect their friends, chase their dreams, or otherwise fight for a happy life.
If there were an anime about a main character who sat on their ass and got more sad every year, but made absolutely NO attempt to change herself or the world around her, and only descends further into victim complex, escapism and blaming others, it'd be a pretty boring anime!

Coming up (10 mins):
Tomb Raider Legend any% no bug jump race of RandomPinkBunny v SmoothOperative
Later:
Return to Zork any% by Lizstar (transgender)
Even Later:
Mystery game by mystery people!

Guesses for what the mystery game and mystery people are? And their sex?

>if any of the actual female runs were worth it
Nigga don't play dumb, you know they're all gonna be trash

Reminder, traps are superior to mentally ill trannies who atleast know theyre dudes. ty

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>If there were an anime about a main character who sat on their ass and got more sad every year, but made absolutely NO attempt to change herself or the world around her, and only descends further into victim complex, escapism and blaming others, it'd be a pretty boring anime!
There are all kinds of anime about NEETs, what are you talking about?

I'm not watching them for their skills.

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>Guesses for what the mystery game and mystery people are?

narcissa is back to wreck vengeance on the hobby that drove her to insanity

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very cool that you watched an entire 2 animes

boobs are so boob and stuff

Traps are worse because you're just as obnoxious and you're twice as slutty. You'll be ugly by the time you're 25, alone by the time you're 30, and dead before you hit 35.
I also resent the word "Trap" because if something is openly advertising itself and it has people actively trying to encounter it, that's the complete opposite of the word trap.
Traps are immense sluts that want to fuck anything with a dick, no matter how many current partners they have. That is not attractive. That attitude means you can't form emotional bonds with your current partner and will leave them purely because you're bored.
Even the goddamn trannies can hold long-term relationships better than you can.
You are trash. kill yourself.

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feeling sorry for terfs don't come to me when they castrate you for being a male

It lost the comfiness when they went from being in someone's basement/dingy hotel room to a massive hotel hall

>her
Fuck off cosmo

you do realize like none of these runs have cams right? youre not gonna see any of these girls

ahahahhahaha Yea Forums is full off huns who are salty at other passing trannies gety fucked Yea Forums

>He can't fap to the sound of female voices
Feeling pretty sorry for you right now famalam

>trannies think they can become heroic anime girls
>can't even become e-girls

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In a digital society where petabytes of information are sent every second, and where your entire life is stored in a database as 1s and 0s, computers crunch code day in and day out, and those numbers control the life you lead, and even the games you play are run by numbers

But this summer
One man
Is done playing games
And he decides that the numbers are up.

I don't see the difference?

They nailed it pretty well :)

die salty non passing hun

>wanting to see girls

Imagine looking at girls so desperate you computer and see lust.

Dick chopped like spring grass.
After fake vagina rots,
Suicide follows

- a haiku

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>huns
>other passing trannies
>"passing" trannies
It's time to dilate

Was there ever an explanation for this? Or was it really just as face value suggests?

what? i never said i was like that. i was letting that user know you cant even see the girls cause he's just gonna crank his wank to the runs

oh hun sweetie theres no need to be so mad nobody likes you ugly ass face

lmao this game is glitchy as fuck, go tippy go!

Based. Might I save that for later usage?

Because if I wanted to watch a bunch of freaks on display I'd go to Walmart.

no

It's almost assuredly a joke account with a bot to automate the coffee tweets. You can see quite a few weird tweets if you go through the history.

Has anything interesting happened at all in this event? This isn't entertaining autism, it's just boring.

go wild with it, copypaste that shit in every thread with trannies in it

>this tranny cope
kek, don't be mad because i can get uterine cancer and you can't

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>Trannies put themselves in passing/nonpassing categories
There is only one category which is abomination, go to the nearest tree and hang yourselves.

based

don't you have to go insert a medical dildo up your axe wound in your crotch?

I use my bfs peepee to dilate :3

yeah theres none of that exciting AGDQ autism. this isnt fun at all

The male-to-animes have a bunch of terminologies to address each other, shame 40% isn't one of them

Well yeah, they become trannies because they're shut in dudes who have no chance of getting a girl
Only the passable ones go out in public a lot (for the most part anyway)

The kind that speedrun have AGP combined with being a failed man

what are these huns doing here get out of the passing tranny board :)

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>GenderbendersDialatingQuick
Nah, it's been a waste of time for a long while.

Hi my mom died of cancer last week, and my dad died also from cancer last month, and now my sister, my brother and i =have been dagnosed with terminal brain cancer that's why im watching you guys play the same 10 games in the exact same way as every year.

That's why im donating 10,000 put it towards saving the animals, praise the sun, sing Mairo Sunshine secret red coin.

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?

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kys cyberdemon351

>all this hate against Trans speedrunners
>any sane speedrunner would be horrified if their run actually got beat by one of the trannie speedrunners
>so the trannies give good speedrunners motivation to stay good so that they aren't shown up by mentally ill faggots

I don't see any problem?

you could also write your own 'shitpost haiku'
i'm actually coming up with a second one
just remember the 5/7/5 rule and adding a nature reference(kigo)

>le big donation HYPE
>le ORB faec xD

It's the ultimate con, they go from being at the bottom of the oppression totem pole to the top, and they barely have to put in any effort to get there.

cosmo is browsing this thread right now, say something nice to him

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And this person probably complains that japanese games have inaccurate depictions of women.

white women are ugly why would you attempt to become one?

There's no donation readouts. Actually I don't even see any donations at all.

>next up we got a donation from cancerdeath69
>my family is dead in horrible ways and i am dying horribly i maybe have 1 or 2 days left but you guys rock thanks for speedrunning

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I have a challenge to EIDOS. In the nextTomb Raider, create a storyline in which Lara gets breast cancer. Imagine the drama of a vulnerable Lara Croft still persisting on her worldly adventures despite her illness. It needs fleshing out, no pun intended, but I guarantee the gaming world would be shocked, stunned, and moved by the effort to make Lara's character more meaningful.

>sane speedrunner
flying pig.

Speedrunners don't do motivation like normal human beings.
Speedrunners don't believe in reality. While an ordinary person might, for example, mow a lawn in order to have a neat lawn, the speedrunner simply _believes_ that their lawn is _already_ neat without needing to mow it, and that any argument to the contrary comes from trolls or the ignorant.
Speedrunners aren't horrified at the thought of being dethroned by some low tier.
Speedrunners know that the subscribers they've accrued and their chat moderators will always be there to support them no matter who holds the "record", and that "record"s aren't important, what matters is that your chat is a positive and welcoming environment for anyone who wants to join in the nuthugging :).

Speedrunners also do not believe in the concept of air pressure, and think that measurements of air pressure are an organised conspiracy of trolls.
As a result, any video uploaded by a speedrunner will ALWAYS have its audio level 10 to 20 decibels slower than a random let's play of the same game, and speedrunners literally cannot tell the difference in volume.

Speedrunners are a strange breed. Sanity doesn't apply at all to them.

It's not a charity event

>5k viewers
Kek women are boring

clown event
honk honk

CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REPORT
DILATION, MUCH BLEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE WOUND KEEPS HEALING

WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF I CUT MY DICK TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT
MUTILATION OUT OF SIGHT
AND I'M CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE

CAUSE I'M LOSING MY NUTS
LOSING MY COCK
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I PASS
LOSING MY NUTS
LOSING MY COCK
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I PASS
NOTHING'S ALRIGHT
NOTHING IS FINE
I'M SEETHING AND I'M CRYING

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Guys im next wish me luck!

Based.

Good luck, Umaru-chan!

get 'em girl!

Tell us what the replacement and mystery games are!

Oddly enough the run right now sounds like actual women. Tranny bed time?

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Is this the signing of the Declaration of Independence?

Good luck Lizstar!

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Speed runners are the most autistic people i know. Theyre the same as people who play multiplayer games "professionally"

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he's very good at taking dicks in his ass, repeatedly.

Fuck. Every 5 posts is about her being a GIRL or TITS and then 1 post "IM SO DEPRESSED"

Stuff like this both fascinates and scares the shit out of me. I have a friend that I'm worried might one day try to go the trans route and I'm preparing for the seemingly inevitable attempt to talk him out of it.

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imagine being so insecure about your identity you have publicly attempt to validate it constantly, and then even then thats not enough. fucking sad

Yes but they're all about NEETs who die and reincarnate as a video game character or find a cute girl in a crashed UFO or something. The NEET characters in anime are usually not losers at all, the minute the show starts they gain fun and interesting lives and do all sorts of main character things.

Even exceptions like Tomoko, the quintessential shitty loner nerd MC, is getting more and more friends in the manga because the writer realized that the shitty loner nerd schtick can only carry itself so far.

10/10 run incoming

i wonder if any runners pretended to be trannies to get in

god i hope so. thatd be hilarious

>do you want spam in chat I want spam in chat
You guess have anything to tell these "women" now would be the time

FINALLY

A GAMING EVENT WITH INTERVALS TO SHOVE A STICK IN THE CRATER WHERE MY DICK USED TO BE

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A classic that will never be forgotten.

wow these runners arent even attempting to sound like a girl lmao

because i dont want to kill myself needlessly

>clean the dildo
Uhh don't they care about STDs?

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>wow these runners arent even attempting to sound like a girl lmao
Honestly, most of the time, that's a good thing.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

I'd kill myself

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Much as summer wasps,
trannies are abhorrent pests
that lack a "stinger"

- another haiku

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>dilation station
is that the system after playstation?

>2 man voices commenting on Female even event
>they are married
Jesus Christ

Okay...What the fuck is a dialation station?

Oh god. Please tell me there are pictures of these stations.

as funny as this, its not even real

GDQ has not been worth watching for years now. am too busy drinking and playing Mortal Kombat Mythologies

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Really? That's a shame. Though it kind of shows you the world we live in when I didn't even question it at all lol

I don’t get it, isn’t this the one that was supposed to have female gamers? Why am I just hearing guys talking?

>no dilation stations at GDQ

okay this is transphobic as fuck

theyre not guys they are STUNNING AND BRAVE women with STUNNING AND BRAVE girlcocks. dont be a bigot

every time i put this on it was a tranny on...its really sad that we dont have female representation in games.

yeah newfags are so gullible nowadays. we need that Yea Forums disclaimer here.

lol

Ya caught me.

kakkoii kaeru-san!

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Proto speedrun when?!!?!

any source or pics of the 2 "girls" talking?

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Holy shit

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Soon

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good luck Legosi!

Nylume is beautiful. I watch her stream all the time.

I guess the only female run was actually first one, Sekiro by Sayvi

As much as i hate trannies i think internet space wouldn't be half as funny as it right now.

Nice edit, I actually believed it until I actually saw the real post on their website.

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What the fuck is the mystery game people!
ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT

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It's deltarune. Was confirmed like an hour ago

except its shantae, so whoops

It's Shantae and the Pirate's Cuse, by Tinahacks

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>check the stream to see if it’s as cringe as everyone makes it out to be
>hear what I assume to be a man’s voice
>turns out to actually be an incredibly stunning and brave goddess
stream is going great so far, lads

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saving the best til last eh

can I get a link to the other threads that have happened this week(end)? I had no idea there was an event going on

god the real girl commentator... i feel so bad for her.... it feels like she feels so awkward around these trannies

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>why arent you watching GDQ?
There's no couch cam, so no freak show. There's no point.

tina's alright though, I watch occasionally

>League of Legends streamer
Don't feel sorry for her

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Good meme

What's the point? Shitposting trannies isn't the same without cam and typical GDQ autism.

It's actually her? She isn't lol streamer but ex-Riot employee, haven't heard of her for like 5 years

Checked her twitter, and yes

>Guy in real life
glad they can finally admit it

Someone post the *checks mic* "fuck niggers, fuck jannies, fuck trannies, fuck sjws" pasta and I'll post it in chat.

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>we live in a timeline where fucking CWC passes off as a woman better than most trannies

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Yeah Chris just looks like your typical midwest mom who wears shirts with wolves on them and shops at the local thrift stores.

twitch.tv/videos/421464363
current runner btw, a tranny. you surprised?

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I used to work with a tranny. He was like 6'3 and always wore makeup. At first he didn't like me saying the n word but he warmed up eventually.

this is gonna be one of those trends people look back on and wonder what the fuck is wrong with the human race

>Surprised its a tranny?
I'm surprised when its not a tranny. I'm even more fucking shocked when I actually see a real women

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Most trannies don't actually make it to GDQ due to sucking balls or being a broke motherfucker, remove the need for skill and travel and you've got this event.

>miles

more like

miles of mental illness

Didn't know there was one going on

tina is neither, has respectable times and has plenty of money, for irl job. But I don't doubt a good number of them aren't in a great financial position.

alien civilizations saw this and said "nope, fuck this shit."

>I have a GIRL emote

yet your entire biological structure says you are a GUY.

WAIT WTF

CHRISH CHAN IS A TRANNY

SINCE WHEN???

I'm up in an hour guys, wish me luck!

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Stop co opting my hobby

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>co-ops your gender

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any questions chat?

People don't go to GDQ for games, they go to see friends, do drugs with friends, and sleep with their friends. Go to one.

It will be instantly deleted

who is this

firefox hair

I could just... snap my fingers... and 40% of AGDQ's population would disappear

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nevermind

>tmw she has a dick but you're not in the Philipines

current runner

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do people here actually think kungfu is trans or is this some kind of meta joke

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I never understood what is so interesting about speedruns

gotcha, a retard then

Gonna watch the cringe comp after it's done OP

Genuine question. Why does speedrunning turn men into transgendered?

>Do work experience at a charity shop
>Go there and there's someone else there also there for work experience
>Looks like a guy with long hair
>Manly voice
>They all call them "Abigail"

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He looks like he's ready to run out of the room. Sitting next to that thing has to be terrifying.

I heard a tranny sppedrunner say that trannies aren't more prevalent in the speedrunning community than in the general population, but the push for accepting them is what ended up drawing them to AGDQ. Other speedrunning events don't have a tranny problem like they have.
I found this explanation interesting because it fits O'Sullivan's law.

>user we've had reports of you misgendering one of our employees
>hopefully it won't happen again or we'll have to write it up on your permanent record
> :)

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It is though, They call it CHAWP-MA'KAHK

its "her" you big*t

Damn, this girl combs over 80% of her hair to one side and it still looks thin as fuck. All that dye must be fucking it up horribly

I just noticed this yesterday when I was watching her stream, I saw the side of her head and there were thin spots on the side. feelsbad but I hope she doesn't let it get her down too much, shit happens.

>shit happens
its her fault for ruining her hair with harsh chemicals

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This is exactly what the discord trannies are doing when they come here to shit things up.
Fuck Cosmo
Fuck GDQ
Fuck Trannies
>Her name is actually....
I know what I said

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which she chose to do, so she understands the risk and is fine with the potential pitfalls? what do you want me to say?

>what do you want me to say?
give her your hard earned money maybe it'll make her feel better

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Get up and stretch your muscles anons!

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thanks for the reminder, this chair is terrible.

have a nice night user

No but seriously, is there anything more evil and abhorrent in current day politics than trans rights?

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Do they fucking find this offensive? Those insensitive fuckers. We live in 2019 where we accept people to dilate.

>her
fuck off faggot

>ctrl-f "her"
>Found 88 results

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Numale Anime/weeb posters but they're all trannies to begin with so..

So how many tranny runners have there been so far? Anyone keeping count?

This right here is why i play games as slowly as possible now.

My sister loves when I pat her head or when I rub her neck, she even asks me for them every now and then, so stop spreading misinformation

>the only person to visit was the neighbor watching his house while he was in hospital.
that's kind of sad really. dude went down the wrong path and lost friends/family.

What about 6"5 bodybuilder Chad anime/weeb posters with a 12 inch cock?

Finally, a female runner...
...I think.

haha

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it's been alternating every hour's worth or so, the tomb raider legend run and resi 4 segment were all women

Trannies.

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Abigail you say, what an appropriate name for a tranny.

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Yes, this one's genuine.

He looks so happy in this very comfy image

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