So we finally all agree that lizards should be playable in all video games, right?
So we finally all agree that lizards should be playable in all video games, right?
Brayden Anderson
Hunter Russell
Kill yourself.
Connor Sullivan
I still can't get behind the fact that FFXII forces Fran into the party but no moogle or bangaa.
Juan Ramirez
Asher Sanders
yes please, I just want a game where I can play as a cute lizard boy
Jonathan Brooks
This fella gets it. Imagine a future where every game had a lizard option. Bliss
Angel Barnes
i will accept a lizard companion
Juan Walker
as much as I want it to happen, I know it never will.
Kevin Rogers
Why even live?
Austin Johnson
Not only should they not be playable, but the furries that want them should be publicly executed, their bodies thrown into a pit and a big plaque should be carved so that it says "here lie the degenerates that wanted to fornicate with animals"
Leo Torres
That’s a bit harsh for just wanting to playing as a lizard character in a video game
Luke Myers
Never going to happen.
People want to be able to relate to characters, they want human characters who remind them of themselves.
They want to see characters reacting in human ways to fantastical things.
They want to see human conflicts like relationships and learning to understand themselves and others.
Bentley Harris
What people want is the zoophiles out of their hobby.
Christopher Rivera
Why isn't he wearing underwear under that loincloth?
Ian Jackson
Beats me
Aaron Anderson
Because that way it's easier for him to pull out his monster lizard cock and shove it down your throat
Jacob Murphy
That ain’t right
Nathaniel Sullivan
It ain't wrong either
Kayden Sanchez
What are reptiles to us, what about serpents, or a dragon? It is an amalgamation of predatory forms that have hunted our species since the fall of the dinosaurs, its a fire-breathing snake-bird-cat. It is the avatar of ancient primal terror and death. In our most ancient stories a dragon emerges to threaten the world of order and civilization. Why the fuck should anything like that ever be good? It's fucking stupid and it does not belong.
Grayson Nelson
uh bro this post is a bit cringe
Parker Cooper
Poorly socialized participation-trophy bearing tumblr snowflakes who were probably raised by single mothers without proper boundaries, have grown to resent and hate the glorious society and species they find themselves belonging to. Consequently they turn to escapist hobbies, in which they take the form of monsters, which, in any other mythological context are seen as enemies of civilization, because it appeals to the chaotic and subversive nature of these deeply troubled people.
Adam White
It’s just a game, bro. Let people enjoy stuff
Andrew Bennett
>think lizards and beast races are cool as fuck, beats the hell out of purple elves and snow elves any day
>don't want to be lumped together with scallies and furries
fugg
Xavier Foster
>b-but I could be viewed negatively by others
Weakest tier desu. As if people don't do that to others who play games a lot anyway. Do whatever you like, faggot.
Nathan Brooks
big musky reptile men
Joshua Cox
Why aren't there more crocodile men in vidya?
Ian Campbell
They should
Blake Jenkins
user, if you can't enjoy things because of dumb people, then you'll never enjoy anything.
Anthony Collins
I ain't down for that I'm a strict top
Lincoln Ramirez
The worlds goverments should get together and genetically create beast species for us to marry.
Debate me, you won't.
Aiden Clark
This. FFXII had some cool races. But all you get is a bunny girl.
Anthony Evans
say again
Bentley Reed
Why are reptiloids so common in the fantasy rpg genre?
Henry Miller
Do you guys prefer when beast races are written as more tribal? That's the type of stuff you see most often but animals have plenty of neat traits to them that could be used to build an unique and advanced civilization I feel.
>ywn have a big top lizard bf that'll love you and doesn't need to switch positions to keep satisfied
True hell. Not like you don't have plenty of bottoms to pick from, though.
Juan Taylor
Yes but only because this makes them more innocent/naive compared to your average jaded, cynical, bitter modern person.
Also I want a strong switch with preference for bottoming lizard knight bf to go on adventures with who then tragically dies and I get to have a revenge plot that ends in the death of me and whatever faction killed my boyfriend. I am not right in the head.
Hunter Davis
Brandon Russell
They're really only common as (often generic) enemies, but having one in the main group of characters is pretty uncommon, and being able to play as one is fairly rare.
James Carter
Lizards? Nah, lizards are stinky and DUMB.
Now SKELETONS, now there's a REAL creature that should be playable in all video games.
Jaxson Powell
what about skeleton lizards?
Oliver Rogers
Only if they're female WITH breasts
Jace Jenkins
Yeah man, skeletons can be ANYTHING. That's why they're the best.
Jacob Myers
Let's meet halfway with half-dragons.
Elijah Taylor
that's more like meeting 1/10 of the way
Jaxson Adams
absolutely disgusting
Noah Hill
how about NO
Hudson Ortiz
Your furshit is and forever will be monster manual fodder, beasts who exist only to be slaughtered by civilized humans, nothing else.
Oliver Hernandez
Xavier Lee
the fuck, what even is this little, scrawny "tail"
Anthony Lewis
>let's glue some spikes on humans and call them dragons
Julian Smith
>enter lizardman thread
>within 5 or so posts there's always degenerate gay shit
Every time. Why can't you people just appreciate how fucking cool they are? All of my friends think I want to fuck anthropomorphic lizard people because of stereotypes like you. I just want to see them fuck shit up
Matthew Miller
But user, Shanoa turns into all kinds of things.
Noah Kelly
I would like to invite both lizard cock and lizard breast enthusiasts to come together and genocide anyone who likes these types of """"beast""""" races.
Henry Russell
They legit did this with the first introduced au ra. it wasn't a human but they just modified a cat girl and hid her face
Alexander Perry
They are extremely cool and also extremely attractive
John Ramirez
why not both tho
Blake Harris
>halberd user
I am claiming this one
Justin Bennett
Scalies, not furries. Lizards don't have fur.
Elijah Davis
And the concept art. They didn't go with this since the audience probably wouldn't have liked it, and the general response to the Ronso lookalikes coming to XIV prove it right.
Kayden Bennett
trying to define and name every branch of furshit is pedantry of the most autistic caliber. better to just call all of it furry
Henry Morgan
Sure, sexualized vehicles have fur.
Juan Rivera
There's nothing autistic about it, they're both very different things.
William Rivera
>glorious society and species
Not sure what you're talking about.
Jacob Davis
Scaly's > Furries
Jacob Myers
so if a car had eyes and a face and you fuck it does that count as furshit? because its still anthropomorphized
John Collins
>no tail
TRASH
Jordan Harris
Yes, because only a furry would think to create such a thing with their deranged mind.
David Collins
Humans are important. We're the only species to actually change nature. We've destroyed environments and affected the climate, we've driven species to extinction and even created new breeds of animals that we keep as pets. We climbed through the evolutionary ranks until we reached the top, and now we've effectively defied evolution. Calling a human an animal is like calling an ape a monkey. We've evolved past it. If we saw fit, we could flatten every mountain, dry up every river, and turn every forrest into a dessert. We've actually left our planet just to see if we could. Humans are how the universe has decided to express itself and if we disappeared it would be the single greatest loss since time began.
Josiah Parker
It's pasta, user. Pops up now and again on /tg/ as well.
Levi Carter
Lizardmen don't believe in open borders.
Oliver Murphy
>implying Thomas the tank engine is furshit
>mfw
Joshua Rodriguez
>He Doesn't know
Elijah Moore
Only if we can also do birds.
Colton Foster
>*rapes in your path*
Henry Richardson
Are there many games like that, though? The only ones I can think of off the top of my head are Master of Orion and Stellaris.
Luke Johnson
But thats okay.
Anthony Young
hes got a point lizzies aren't good guys they dont fucking have emotions
Levi Roberts
have you seen a tegu before?
Easton Perez
All reptile owners make up lies. They think snakes show them affection.
Mason Torres
fuck where is that webm that i saw where the guy was scratching the tegu and it begging for more why didn't i save it.
Jaxon Lopez
>They didn't go with this since the audience probably wouldn't have liked it, and the general response to the Ronso lookalikes coming to XIV prove it right.
What a bunch of casual fucks.
Nolan Russell
So where'd you get this pasta?
Austin Morgan
I just think lizard boys are neat and cute.
Especially snek boys, they're good boys.
>tfw no comfy game about traveling the world as a snek boy and visiting ruined kingdoms and uncharted lands, meeting dangerous enemies and friendly allies in the process
>Maybe a bitter, battle-scarred, lonely snek warrior tags along with him, wanting to experience an adventure instead of living a boring life. He and snek boy become friends and he gets a lot nicer too.
>Many wholesome moments occur between the two sneks.
Jaxson Flores
>that idiot who got all his animal "knowledge" from Disney movies and thinks his naturally solitary lizard can develop feelings for him
Anthony Evans
i didn't say that but they can experience some pretty basic emotions like fear anger and yes even pleasure just do not expect them to act like a mammal
Ian Green
This I was waiting through the game hoping to play as a bangaa
Also I wanted Ba gamnans epic spear
Julian Diaz
when
Robert Gutierrez
after blizzard is finished sucking off corporate cock
Ryan Martin
i was gonna say putting lizards in call of duty would be silly but really a call of duty where everyone is an animal person would be neat
Carson Morris
That’s what I think. People can shit on Fortnite all they want but at least when you play that game you are fighting against a bunch of weird shit not just generic army men
James Davis
Never, have mutilated gnomes instead.
Jason Phillips
NEVER
Brayden Scott
GOD this pisses me off.
The lad that posted looks aesthetically pleasing and works great in a fantasy setting plus cobras are rad as hell but nope let's have short human but with no limbs.
Samuel Stewart
Yes
Grayson Perry
bangaabros when
Connor Carter
If it's not furbait then sure
Brody Russell
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