Play Rage 2

It's really hard to shoot enemies when they're right in front of your face. 21 feet rule and all. You can just spin and see all the enemies. Boom, boom, and boom. All dead.

what's woke about the game?

The crosshair only holds you back from achieving true mastery of your weapons.

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just looks like nanosuit powers but with more style and less substance

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the color effects are fucking ugly and terrible

What a horribly bland looking game. I remember Rage 1 being shit but it at least had a style that was it's own, your webm looks like Doom or something with a fortnite filter over it.

Why?

Jesus, look at how much better Rage 2 looks than Crysis.

>it has colors other than brown so its fortnite

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this is the part where he tells you to dilate

cringe

Rage 2 looks like the environments were designed by the same guy that did Fallout 4.
Rage 1 had style.

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slow garbage

Convert to Islam

i want to, it looks pretty fun

rage 1 was just un stylized borderlands.

>Shotgun and Settler Pistol

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>Denuvo
>and requires Bethesda account
LMAO

you're not using this meme properly

No the first game was absolute trash. I paid like $10 for it and felt ripped off.

>and requires Bethesda account
Only for the store.

Uhhh ok, where's the torrent???

>that meaty headshot shot
>the partially exploded head afterwards
Good shit.

>hello sir thank you for shopping at radio shack today
>and as a part of improving the customer experience we'd also like to sign you up for a wal-mart account
>sorry, sir, we cannot process this transaction if you don't confirm your personal details to both companies

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It's only for the store which only has skins that are already available from the normal shops in the game.

>pretending to get mad about not having access to the microtransaction store

so you don't need to sign up in order to boot up the game?

When they fix the missing blood decals

Are you shitting me? Rage 2 looks like shit but Rage 1 was the dullest most uninspired game I think I've ever played.

No.

MEGATEXTURES

lol who even are you

Sing a song of six pence pocket full of dosh!

Single player fps are for shitters. What's the fun in taking out mooks that are made to be killed? Your multiplayer betters, like yours truly, can actually feel satisfied when we blast people to bits because they were real people trying their hardest to us, futile as it might have been. Might as well just watch TV if all you need is blinking lights in return for what is essentially a passive engagement.

I bet you get dunked on daily and ragequit.

no idTech no buy

>generic but with blue/purple/yellow shit everywhere
yowie wowie!

0.6 k/d confirmed

They put this guy in the game even though it would piss off the idiot contingent.

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I will once the crask is out.

I bought the game on steam instead of a sketchy key-site literally only because I was worried it wouldn't feel right since it's not idTech

anyone know if my i7 with gtx 1060 3gb will run it silky smooth

based

nipple

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rage 1's style was concrete and dirt. fuck you.

No thanks Todd. I am not giving you any more money

holy shit watching gameplay videos is painful. The game is empty

Even down to the animations, it really does look like open world Doom as far as gameplay looks. Seems fun if you have a PC that can handle a constant 60/120/240 FPS.

Yeah, I was pretty surprised seeing some clips of the game the willingness the devs had to show some dumb but funny shit, like naming NPCs Spunkbubble. Personally I'm not that fond of 'overly manly transvestite' just because it's a bit of a tired trope.

Is the AI actually babytown easy or does it just look like it in all the videos for some reason?

It stopped being a tired trope when it became something """""""""""""""normal""""""""""""" in gaming culture.

>Shotgun with Far Shot
Why do other guns even exist?

There's a difference between muscular and masculine man who crossdresses and transgender people. The former's not the same as effeminate boys who crossdress either. They're all different, but I just think the first one is the most tired and played for jokes the most and has been the case since, like, the 80s.

Looks like a game I've played 12 times already.

and the events and redeeming dlc

I watched some guy playing this and didnt looked like that at all. This looks way better.

what game?

I don't wanna and you can't make me

looks neat and I loved the original Rage
sadly they went with the stronk womyn and onions face angle, so i can't support them without sending the wrong message

might pirate it if word of mouth is ok

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nah, fuck this soulless shit.
gimme shadow warrior 3 and bring hoji back.

fucking yikes

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>sadly they went with the stronk womyn and onions face angle
What?

Fully paid up member of the idiot contingent here - will not be buying.
Stop shoving your PC shit down my throat - games are an escape and I see too much of this in my real world...

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Does it have a final boss this time?

RAGE left such a bad taste after not having one, just that lame gauntlet against generic enemies.

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Take your pills

Eat food

Bulletstorm died for this

>Turn Wolfenstein into Doom 2016
>Now turn Rage 2 into Wolfenstein 2016
Wtf are they doing

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Is it worth spending $60 now or just playing Mad Max until it gets cracked?

If you aren’t playing on Hard it Nightmare you just massively overpower anyone like three hours into the game

onions = söy

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if you're thinking of pirating it in the slightest just wait for the crack my dude

Any cute females in it?
Didn't think so

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Very cool. I especially like the way he uses a gun to shoot people with some melee mixed in. Quite unique.

>Pass user since 2019

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>omfg he shoots in a shooter
>omfg he uses melee attacks in melee combat game
>omfg survival elements in a survival game
>omfg he races in a racing game

Is there a lot of fighting or is half your time (or more) spent driving through the empty open world between enemy hubs where you get to shoot things for 2 minutes before you're back to boring shit?

There are no survival elements.

yfw you realize resetera trannies are impersonating /pol/ to shitpost

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is this supposed to be impressive? is this all that Bethesda Marketing Department provided you with?

That kind of depends how much you are looking for bandit strongholds to clear out and shit
Honestly this game really feels like a Far Cry but with really good combat

I was talking about genres in general retard

>driving
if you walk around you'll find some enemies fighting eachother every minute

Looks like one of those fake games you see in shows.

>D44m in the wasteland
yawn

she cute

>this too is a conspiracy

youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9iflvCwok

looks like a slightly updated Bulletstorm

RAGE.2-P2P
>RAGE.2-P2P
RAGE.2-P2P
>RAGE.2-P2P

crack's out

If it bombs it'll be 50% off in two weeks. I can wait that long.

What, like 3 of them, or 8+ where you can actually get a fun fight going?

this i need to know. Are there any cuties in game ?

>American game
>burger cars

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around 10

if you really want to have fun you need to search for "Arks" where guns and abilities are hidden

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Like 4-6 on each side (goons/shrouded/mutants/authority from what I've seen so far), so 8+.

If there’s one game that’s had any more revisionist praise than crysis 1 its have to be shown to me. That game is so fucking boring and I never saw people praise it until post 2012. I’ve seen people say it’s better than half life. Fuck off.

Oh cool. Game looks like something that'd be fun but only if you can get a lot of action without too much down time in between, so that's good.

those enemies don't look very fun to fight at all

if you bought the deluxe edition you need an account to activate the dlc

Just finished it actually. I really didn't feel like I was rushing but I got to the final mission in about 9 hours, but I didn't have all the weapons / powers yet so I collected those first. Total time clocked in at around twelve hours. Could probably get to around 20-30 if you wanted to clear all the outposts + convoys.

A bit short, but the gameplay was a blast. That shotgun might be one of my favorite shotguns ever, sending Goons flying off walkways, through windows or down a ravine with the alt fire felt amazing.

7.5, or maybe an 8. Good gunplay, nice mobility. Vehicle racing / combat is really meh, though it looks pretty cool. Story is really simple, which is pretty great if you're just looking to play a murder simulator. If you're not sure whether or not to get it, I'd say wait for a sale. I got mine for 40,- instead of 60 and I'm happy.

Is there any way to play this in 1080p but with improved graphic on xbone x on a 4k tv instead of 4k with cucked graphics

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>if you really want to have fun you need to search for "Arks" where guns and abilities are hidden
Pro-tip: Do Marshall's quest first, it'll get you the shotgun.

i dont think so

why is this game so fucking soulless and generic

Your moms mouth doesn’t look much fun to fuck but I still nut

frames so low even the webm is stuttering

They wanted it to be like the 1st

Looks boring as shit

is there a multiplayer?

?

Sounds fine. I'll get in a sale. Thanks for the review bro.

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Can’t steam literally broke the second I made the purchase. Anybody else can’t log in?

Nope, single player only.

yeah seems like steam is down

BASED, OP SHILL BTFO

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You know a game is dead when Yea Forums doesn't even bother making 10 threads about it's lackluster metacritic score.

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>they literally made an orange man bad character

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this game has better gameplay than wolfenstein new colossus yet has a much worse rating bcs the story isnt about fighting zrumpf

is such a very good game on of favorite +for me and必须买清单

>barely uses nanotrites

Disgusting pleb.

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No?

Does any other insult make the alt right REEEEEE so incredibly hard?

man I wish you got to any of this within the first hour, I wouldn't have refunded it.

I just couldn't deal with all the exposition dumps and getting beat over the head with 'this is how this thing works' prompts

After gen 7, I promised I'll never touch another first-person game again. That means along with Rage 2, I've missed out on 98% of modern horror games... Some say I'm blessed.

Come over and fuck me, you coward.

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>not turning off HUD

look at all that nothing you just did
game looks like a sandbox for children with undeveloped brains

>meanwhile it was one of the higest prasied games from the date it came out
But keep believing in your fever dreams zoom zoom, at least in them you're not a complete retard.

are you fucking braindead?

>not being aborted

>Tuesday

Does it still have megatextures?

>better gameplay than wolfenstein new colossus
To be honest, that inn itself isn't really much of an achievment.

>games need to be 100% constant action with crazy flashing lights
>says others have undeveloped brains

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lmfao they werent kidding when they said id helped them. double jump, dash forward, this looks identical to doom eternal

I assume you're talking about Clayton, if so, he's not Trump in any way.

ok enjoy the skyrim compass

it's cracked boys, go on cs.rin to download it

Holy shit this looks boring. I'll stick with actually-challenging multiplayer games, thanks.

Thanks for the free game Bethesda Launcher.

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>game called rage has little action
like pottery

>challenging multiplayer games

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So where's the repack?

there's a lot of action but since it's not enough for you you're literally some ADHD child

Because double jumping and stomping NPCs who don't shoot back is challenging LMAO

coulda just said yes

I can get games with more action for free, I seriously hope you didnt give bethesda $60 for a doom clone in dirt land hahaha

ok enjoy your nonstop adhd action games

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>another open world shoot loot fest
yawn

>loot

>open chest
>collect money or upgrade node]
>feralite

I will, thanks :)

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oh so its open world for the sake of open world.
so with no loot the incentive is even worse

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woman on the cover

>getting money for doing missions = lootshooter like division and destiny

Refunded it. It feels like a worse DOOM 2016. Combat doesn’t flow as well. Driving reminds me of he Mako from ME1. Typical open world “clear these question marks for upgrade points” shit. It just feels very boring and derivative.

>jump around shooting entirely inconsequential enemies who don't post any threat to you and are all conveniently generic raider/merc archetype humans

*yawn*

Waiting for Fitgirls repack, should be up soon

download link?

>criticized [for] the visuals, open-world, characters and the amount of swear words in the game.
Wat?

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>everything needs to be a challenge
>youre not allowed to feel powerful!

Funny how they don't mention there's literal ass-slapping fights by burly dudes with racoon tail buttplugs and assless chaps.

Forgot my picture.

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>all that work for two shitty bandits on top of the roof that pose no real threat

So do the enemies ever fight back? I really hate modern video games.

Oh wow you take a game seriously that most people play for goofs with their friends. I guess when you play mp without friends thats what happens

Did you somehow miss them shooting at him at the very beginning?

>stop having fun

Play on Nightmare difficulty

I think I'll just skip it, looks like complete trash.

Quake Champions failing really took a toll on old Timmy.

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no by all mean have fun with your game made for 3 yo with downs, it really suits the average bethesda fan

>complaining about the amount of swear words in the game
let me out of the simulation

Yeah, because incel weebs are playing single player games with all of their friends

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I want Loosum to arch her back and start fingering her navel

>Pay $60 for YET ANOTHER FPS
For what reason?

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It's the same type of shit I see in BOTW webms praising the game, someone doing needlessly complicated or over the top ways of killing a enemy they could easily take out anyway.

>being able to double jump = made for 3 yr olds with downs
Yeah i wish all shooters were slow shit cod back in the day! those were the good ol times

>I’ve seen people say it’s better than half life.

Not hard to do when it's a shit outdated game already, much like the first crysis.

You don't have to buy every game.

um no sweetums

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Based

>Lookism
I won't lie, I had to look that shit up. What the fuck?

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>pay $60 for YET ANOTHER _________

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sure, once I can pirate it.

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>lookism
okay this is getting genuinely retarded

where does it all end?

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didn't CoD introduce double jumping at some point? Damn Bethesda doesn't even bother paying people who actually play games to shill their games lol

have you ever played a shooter in your life?

Play Rage 1

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it seems so...bland.

I think 'Existism' will be when everything ends.

Looks like Brink.

Yeah in Advanced Warfare and not a single other CoD game has it
Also, AW didnt invent double jumping retard

my waifu died for this

that midriff was literally the only good thing about the first game

You're literally wearing a suit that gives you super powers, the whole point of the combat is to wreck enemies and get combos as high as possible.

>Rage sucked
>WolfenC.uck sucked
>Doom 2016 had a fucking regen health system and melee animations
>B-buy Rage 2 goy
Next you'll be telling the she NPC's hate it so I JUST have to but it.

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wow looks like a generic console shooter with few if any enemies or challenge

You're one stupid faggot aren't you? Enjoy your braindead game that plays itself.

Bulletstorm did this better nearly a decade ago.

It was more creative too.

incel and have sex is used mostly on liberals on reddit though

I agree. Rage 1 had a real aesthetic. Rage 2 just looks like a generic gamergurl game

fpbp

this but unironically
singleplayer games are basedboy shit for cucks that import somali cum to use instead of milk

Well thanks for confirming that, i'm not interested in buying an Open world Advanced Warfare

Oh cool so you haven't played Rage 2 then. Got it.

Holy shit this looks really fucking boring

>Fast movement and flashy shit
>Doesnt matter for jack shit if the enemies look like a bunch of flimsy twinks who dont put up a fight.

>seething this much bcs a game lets you double jump from building to building

trying too hard

Love the boobs, Hate how she's a faux-conservative though.

>/pol/fag posts his disgusting goblinmuttfu

see

I probably will. In a year, after it has reached the 5 dollar mark and been patched and updated.
Provided the early reviews weren't just lies and the agme is actually shit.

Rage 2 is what you get when you melt together Mad Max, Fallout 4, nu-Far Cry and the second hand disk store

/Pol/acks are low iq cucks who blame the Jews for their failures. I'm not from there.
>Faux-conservative
Literally every conservative woman. Women can't into politics. Still better than the average twitch streamer imo.

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So theres no challenge other than get a high score like an antiquated arcade game? Lame.

>Rage 2 takes place 30 years after 1
>Loosum is 47 in 2
>that means she was 17 in 1
>Lossum was underage

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I think the video game market is crashing because of this shit, people are bored with generic fps shooters on consoles

>Literally every conservative woman
False, every online """redpilled""" woman.
>Teehee, I believe in conservatism! Children? Family? Traditional values? It's not 2000 BC hunny, Imma independent wymen!

>lawless wasteland
>having age of consent

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instead of sperging try to show me something cool and actually convice me to buy the game instead of flopping around beating some generic humanoid enemies with crappy AI to clear outpost #495

>17 = underage
>living in burgerstan

Rage takes place in America, so, you know.

>underage
The US government, and her laws, have been irrelevant for 100 years in game.

Her father was a stand up man, he would follow old world tradition.

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Oh, okay. Didn't know, came here just to point out the shills. But also this

hahaha

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i'm gonna pick it up at some point, but does anyone know if you can mute the main character? i'm not a fan of him being gender locked to male.

Did you mele nothing? That clip look retarded user you suck at making cool gameplay clips what the fuck was that shit

Walker can be male or female.

>Americans can't fuck 16 yo girls without legal repercussions

waitan for the repack

bulletstorm is better than this cuck shit

youtube.com/watch?v=P4q4Xi8gs4U

>gearbox
>calling anything else cuckshit
lol

Whats she look like at 47?

bulletstorm had no jump so it was trash by default

rage 2 looks better and so does the gunplay imo, but i do love bulletstorm. it's just too dated.

FUCKING LIT BUYING SOON BOYS

5.2 user review on metacritic

>metacritic
>user review
Worthless

Waiting for crack

Bulletstorm sucked dick.

user...

the game just looks so meh.

it's like Doom, but worse.

i disagree because this game doesn't have mandatory cutscene executions if you want healing

Health drops from regular kills too and there are medkits, what more do you want?

it's already been

Is it cracked?

a good game.

yes

>Bethesda

I'll wait for it to hit $20 or go on GamePass

Cool. Guess I'll try it out then

rage 2 lol

thats some horrible AI lmao

I'm loving the Firestorm Magnum but I can't seem to find any practical reason to use it over any other gun.

the absolute state of buycucks

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>cracked thread was pruned
4channel has a NO PIRACY policy?

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>play rage 2

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>no megatextures

That's a big FUCK NO from me, sir.

they don't have the IQ to strafe and shoot.

>13,591 all-time peak
>already cracked

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When will you pc fools stop talking about fucking crysis? Yeah, it was cool a decade ago.

This is what RTS games should look like

>please sign in to view this link

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>tfw global elite, top500 and 7000pp
Yeah croshairs are for crabs

Its like the movement is trying to look fast rather than actually being fast.

ha it does

that's what you get for having no attention span adhd fag

Pirate it retard.

Pirate retard

I always feel like these games don't offer much difficulty and a shoot out feeling

If only we had a way to cover the face so that no one would be tempted to be a lookist.

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You don't even need online.

lol how bad is it?

It looks fun.
I would probably enjoy it
I won't buy it and later regret not buying it when it's said to have been the nail in Avalache studio's coffin.
MFW

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The shootin' looks Fun might buy it on sale in a few months when prices get slashed because it's obvious this game is destined to fail.

anyone playing with an old CPU? Are you able to get stable 60fps?
overclocked 2500K here

this looks terrible.

why would i ever want to play this?

how low an iq do you have to have to actually enjoy that mindless garbage

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Not our fault that current gaming can't do better than shitty benchmark game from a decade ago.

i bet you play plague of innocence

I've only heard gunplay is good, but the world is bland, basically like Just Cause or Mad Max since it was partially made by the same developer.
Makes you think how id or Bethesda let it get that far.

shhhhshhhshh neets do because once they stop, they realize how much their lives suck.

>buying any game that has the Ubisoft open world formula
I will pass. I do not understand the bland checklist open world appeal.

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He was a Goodman

How do you know it has the checklist if you don't play them?

And usually I hate playing as a girl (and they made her look like fucking green goblin in this) the female va is better than the male. I think the dialogue was written for her too to be more of a punk girl than a fucking weird arab guy.

shooters are for MP my guy, there is nothing fun about shooting NPCs

>playing vs dumb predictable scripted bots instead of real human beans
you guys dont really do this, right?

>he keeps making the same post
>for 5 1/2 hours

wait it doesnt use idtech? probably wont run for shit on my gtx 970 then, just cause engine is so horrible why would they use that? Just Cause 4 is literally 720p30fps with dips on PS4 , where doom is 60 fps 1080p with dynamic res

It's downloading now. I hope i have fun. I didn't finish the first one but i enjoyed it.

There's still hope

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Honestly I wanted to buy it but the microtransactions out of nowhere turned me off

2 different guys my dude

Get fucked, carfags.

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>Art looks really boring
>Enemies seems squish
>Can jump high but there is no vertical combat
>I'm sure the enemy variation is enormous
This game looks uninspired, almost like a tech demo without a single tech to show, why not just make Just Cause FPS ?

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When it's half price then yeah, sure.

>everything is a tech demo
Another term that has lost all meaning.

>you are now aware there is an active campaign to shitpost this game down by kotaku etc journos
Don't fall for the journo shills.
Make your own mind up about this game.
They are just butthurt they got blacklisted by bethesda and told to fuck off for trying to inject politics.

This. I will decide. I hope i didn't waste my money though.

The game is just boring.

Currently 2 hours in -- even without having unlocked much of the suit's power yet, I imagine, yet the combat is super fast and visceral. Playing on the lowest two difficulties is a joke, though; past average is where the game gets gud.
I'm surprised so many people are shitting on it. This game is kind of Yea Forums's ideal shooter; level variety, fast FPS gameplay, and minimal story which you can either not pay attention to, or enjoy for what it is.

>it's Yea Forums
That's an automatic -2 to the review score.
>Bethesda is involved in any way, shape, or form
Automatic -4 to the score.
>there's women in it
-1 to the score.

the people shitting on it are bots seesome soi man child is butthurt over this game and is trying to spam it down.

Have you played it, user? What did you think?

Who would be so soi? It's not like it's gonna sell like CoD or Far Cry.

>rage 2

>cracked

lol

i'm a bot too but my russian gig ran out so now i'm about video games

you believe me right Yea Forums

Holy shit, it's Danzig.

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I've been playing it all day and it's pretty good so far. There's plenty haven't done yet, obviously, and I don't even have half of the guns available, missing 4 of them, including the BFG9000. The most exotic gun I've got so far is the flaregun magnum. But the gunplay is excellent, good enough to overshadow most flaws.

Yea Forums would unironically praise this game if it wasn't published by Bethesda.

can I fuck the talking car?

>All the fucking blue haired tattoo xarxes bullshit
>giant masculine men named snufflepunkies
>Yet you can't romance the car
Why even live?