ITT, blatant cases of artificial difficulty
ITT, blatant cases of artificial difficulty
This bitch
Whats so hard about this boss?
Just fight him in a corner and chase him around in circles while cutting his rear, so he doesn't have room to run away and charge back at you. Throw some firecrackers when he doesn't cooperate, and block / parry his horns if you have to
>game introduces poise-like stance mechanic where breaking the stance allows you to deal massive damage to the enemy
>bosses have an insane amount of it to the point it just becomes a health bar
what a stupid fucking mechanic
Just block right as he hits you and get 3 hits in
>hurr just do this really hard thing
what if i just want to be able to pick up the game i bought and play it without having to have cat-like reflexes and spend days training for a video game?
this is why nintendo will always be my go to, at least they can produce a game that you don't have to get a degree to complete
Are you really that bad playing videogames? I beat him on my third try, on my second I realized deflecting his hits was easy as fuck.
literally impossible
>it's easy once you've figured it out
no shit
What are you talking about? You are not supposed to fight him at first, retard! There is a door by the left side of that monster. You must run through that door first, dumbass.
Dont stop sprinting
You literally had to be a dumbass to die repeatedly to this fight. My little sister beat it in 2 tries.
that whole game past the wall of flesh
oh wow boys, we found ourselves a true Master of video games! this man studied at the academy so he can play his little video games! wow look at him, he has the highscore for every game he's ever played! he has so much gamerscore on xbox live and trophies on playstation, his steam account is just filled to the brim with achievements! real totally worthwhile achievements to make up for his empty worthless life, where instead of studying at college to become an engineer or a scientist he instead played his baby toys until he got real good so he could brag on an online community that doesn't even have identities attached! woah woah look at me dude i beat him on my first try yeah i beat him on try zero, yeah i actually made the game and beat him during beta testing oh yeah i was the concept artist and beat him in my mind when i came up with the design woaoaaoaoaoh burrr burrr burrr durr that's you dude, that is what you look like right now you fucking retard bitch
>what if i just want to be able to pick up the game i bought and play it without having to have cat-like reflexes and spend days training for a video game?
This has to be bait. You have to know by now what kind of games From makes and yet you dive into this game expecting some sort of hand-holdy adventure with little risk and challenge.
It takes like one try to figure out retard
Not him, I died a few times too. But I'm fucking 30, how bad are your reflexes?
Saving this pasta for later.
Protip:
You can dodge the bull easily by jumping off the walls of the arena
>charges at you
>jumps to the left
>run up and hit a couple times while he's recovering
>repeat until dead
wow so hard
You're gonna feel like such a retard when you beat Genichiro and everything clicks and the rest of the game becomes a fun breeze. Except for Demon of Hatred, which is like this bull but with three giant healthbars that you have to slowly wittle down.
if you're immediately looking to cheese it, yeah. coward.