>You spend your free time playing video games? Wow, that's all I've ever wanted in a man!
You spend your free time playing video games? Wow, that's all I've ever wanted in a man!
fuck off roastie
have sex
No, I spend my free time arguing about video games.
Yeah, sadly I don't have a lot of free time due to being a workaholic.
>Wow, posting pictures of yourself on instagram? Thats all I ever wanted in a women.
I love Chara!
>You main a female Miqo'te? Wow, that's all I ever wanted in a man!
more interested in that crazy Starbucks deal desu
i wonder how many dollars worth of makeup she has on right now
I don't care what women want in men.
t. Volcel
assuming waifu machines never take off during my lifetime, i just want a nice ffx/kingdom hearts playing gf
Last time a woman tried to make small talk to me (a cashier) I was disgusted and wanted to tell her to just charge me but then I just stayed quiet out of disgust. Seriously fuck women!
>not asian
Why should anyone care?
> fuck off roastie
fuck off insect
>rich bavarian royalty
Shame she'll get raped and defiled.
Game time isn't free time, bitch. I spend my free time shitposting.
Oh hey it's the seething beef flap from the other thread.
>You spend your free time doing things which bring you happiness? Wow, that's all I've ever wanted in a man!
Sadly vidya games have stopped giving me joy sine over a year ago
10% discount in exchange for my personal data! yeeeah
>You are a superficial dumb scene bitch? Wow that's all I ever wanted in a female!
Holy fuck on my way to Starbucks Hopfenpost right now maybe i'll catch her.
I'll keep you updated fellow anons.
I also masturbate a lot, some might say it's quite excessive mlady
name fag
wtf, i love gays now!
(this is a joke on two levels, feel free to feed me (you)s rate cumment and subscribe)
>you spend all your free time spending my money and bitching at me? thats all i've ever wanted in a woman!
Girls that truly like gaming are always 7/10 or less. But they cosplay as game character for sex which makes them 10/10 where it counts. any girl that is a 8/10 or above know it and usually have shit hobbies if at all.
Happiness is consumption. What truly matters is what fulfills you. The lesson most of Yea Forums will learn when its too late.
How am I nearly 26 and haven't had this experience.
>not hiding behind 20 VPNs and 5 fake identities in current year
yikes
Based
Is this the rare female autist?
she looks a bit retarded and that makes her even cuter
>an Asian with dark eyes in a lighting that makes her eye pupil color darker means Asians are insects
How high is the IQ on the supreme gentleman who made this post?
name
Why do you lots even kid yourselves by having unrealistic daydream fantasies about being on a date with a hot/semi decent girl when 80% of you lots wouldn't even be able to pork a porky.
Stop torturing yourselves anons, still having fantasies about actually being with a girl will on enhance your miserable lives.
Let the thoughts of gfs go, because for lots like us getting a decent looking gf would be like winning in the lotto.
I wish I did hun, instead I spend it on fucking Yea Forums
>You are a quite passive agressive bitch huh? Im gonna fuck you til you cry Fucking whore
Women find passions and interests attractive. What's unattractive is doubting your own interests and thinking someone will think you're lame for them.
That said, make sure you have more interests than just gaming. Learn to bake a pie. Climb some rocks, whatever.
You think that’s what women do because all you know about women is from social media man
Try kissing men, is more ez
Stop saying lots you disgusting limey
this. Not even I know my real name at this point.
Actually, just have some money and don't be ugly.
That girl is actually a fairly well known trustfund-kid in Munich. she probably has more money than you'll ever be able to spend.
>you will never get a rich sugarmama who takes care of you financially and sexually
it hurts bros
>that's all I've ever wanted in a man!
Oof... Sorry, sweetie, but I identify as a woman.
>You are a quite passive agressive bitch huh? Im gonna cuck you out to the biggest dick til you cry Fucking whore
Fix'd
It's boss af to delicate fucking your girl to a better endowed man while wanking off and licking the cream pied pussy.
Unlike you I actually have lots of sex.
Actually, JBW
>tfw finally had this experience a couple of months ago
I'm not a manlet and also have an above average sized cock so i'm far ahead of the rest of the pack without even trying. There's hope.
>hiding your identity because you think you're important enough for people to actually care how much money you spend on dragon dildos, butt plugs, and custom-made loli furry porn
hah.
wowzers.
Based cuck
>A debt-ridden nonvirgin with tattoos and excessive body piercings
there are no more men people than the ones who care about what women think of them
Good job, bro.
Mommy
>two mediocre physical traits
Surely there's more to you as a human being
>You spend your free time drinking starbucks? Wow,, that's all I've ever wanted in a woman!
I want to have sex with a girl from Yea Forums
If you ain't already getting it you'll never get it, that's just how it works. Some men are just gf getters, as soon as they quite an relationship they get another gf, while some men never got gfs or pussy at a younger age and time doesn't seem to fix that.
Some people just seem to get all the gfs and pussy, while others get cucked into oblivion and made to feel like adult manchilds since they never get to act like men are suppose to act(blowing pussy).
H-hey
faggot
>Europeans still frequent American Starbucks chains
Why? Don't you fags have your own coffeehouses?
>the seething hamplanet from the other thread just can't catch a breathe
have sex lmao
My childhood friend has a monster cock, it's massive. And he never gets pussy... and he's also not a manlet.
if they're already a roastie it means they're already having lots of sex you fucking retard
To be honest, there honestly is nothing more gay than loving a woman as a man. You are literally copulating with a creature that enjoys sucking dick, putting on make-up and have totally polar opposite interests from you.
Isn't Starbucks British?
tfw 26 and still NEVER got a hair stylist with a raiho plush on the counter at her station
sorry
I meant girl (female)
how did it taste?
Me too i also like asians
I'm not a fag
there are no girls here, none with a vagina at least
Silly me I thought you said male (bara)
Two girls I dated were legitimately like this. Then they spent all their time playing games while I had to go to work. Be careful what you wish for.
Yeah but how did it taste?
american fast food chains are not looked down in europe. for example mcdonalds is pretty expensive if you want to eat like a meal amount.
i heard the quality is a lot better here than in the us. although ive been to netherlands and the mcdonalds there was incredibly shit. where i live its actually pretty decent
The point of the insult is to tell someone to have sex instead of wasting their time doing whatever they're doing, not that they've never had sex because of course people have sex.
what did they play?
np happens sometimes
I'm convinced there are girls here user
Succulent, meaty, and musky. His practically pissed pre cum while I blew his cock
This. If you guys want love, you're only going to find it from other gay dudes.
Girls don't like gamers. Girl gamers dont even like themselves, so they especially wont like you.
*farts*
Ascended.
thats retarded
would you really want to date a girl who visits this wretched hive of scum and villainy?
>wow user you really play ace combat? that's just what I want in a man
works every time
SNIIIIIFFFFFFFF
>no druids
saddest image of 2019
Hi honey I just got home from work.
Did you play video games all day again today?
I love that about you.
Here's my pay check so you can buy more video games.
Unironically true. A man needs a constructive/creative hobby. If all you do in your free time is consume (though vidya does at least encourage active participation), then off course you're going to be boring as shit.
Same goes for women. Just how interesting is some bitch who spends her free time between the latest GoT or Walking Dead episodes binge watching shit on Netflix?
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I said I want to have sex
but yeah I would
I browse this site too so it's okay
kek
What is she drinking?
This. Go outside anons. Staying in your room all day and never going out or getting exercise is 100% the problem
those slutty eyebrows are like the biggest red flag next to china
I love white men that never shower and smell like cheese.
Your Leage of Legend skill makes me very horny.
Please take my virginity.