Fuck Cereal Mascots
Fuck Cereal Mascots
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smesh is boring, no matter who they add
Don't lump Plok and Jim in with those fags.
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The newer Bubsy game did surprisingly well even if it was just okay. Also everyone on Yea Forums likes the tranny bubsy for some reason, only tranny they accept.
I like that the leaning kirby guy transcends both regions
Nip rosterfagging is intense
I wasn't aware these characters had cereal
>NOOOOOOO I CAN'T ENJOY A SMASH CHARACTER UNLESS IF THEY'RE ANIME STYLED
only one worth a shit is crash, gooks love him, so it is entirely possible.
sabs undercalibur
Holy based
Yes! Smash is for androgynous anime swordsmen only!
Banjofags btfo
If Nintendo wants to do first parties, I wanna see Marx (even though he’s a boss)
Reminder that the people who complain about the Fire Emblem reps aka "anime swordsmen" and human-like characters are most likely furries who want more anthropomorphic animals in Smash. Disregard whatever they say.
Oh boy, I bet you were chomping at the bit to post your wojacks. Tough luck everyone else.
Animation aside, Jim was never good
Music aside, Plok was okayish at best
We get it. You're terrified of Banjo.
>Ugggh another anime swordsman? How boring
>HOLY SHIT IT'S BANJO THE BEAR HE CAN PUNCH AND KICK JUST LIKE IN HIS GAME!
>seriously wanting more cartoon brawlers
Reminder that all the characters in the OP have a better chance of revival than Banjo
>S-STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T!!!!
OP quit being a faggot
Why would anyone be terrified at something that's not coming?
Literally who the fuck even argued for fucking bubsy or glover to be in smash you fucking moron.
I dunno, you DID make this whole topic user so tel us
Smash is lame as fuck and is itself an antiquated game only enjoyed by onion eaters.
That being said, Glover would actually make an interesting addition.
Smash was almost entirely cartoon brawler originally. It's one of the things that made the game unique.
Plok was a great game and didn’t “die for a good reason”. Still there’s no reason he should be in smash.
>Smash is gay and only fags like it
>But this character would be cool, y'know
lol ok
Kid, I know it's ironic for me of all characters to say, but go outside for a bit, puh-lease.
You might wanna have a look at the Smash 64 character select screen, friend. If that kind of stuff turns you away, I don't think Smash is the type of game for you.
Do you just foam at the mouth whenever a character like Isabelle shows up on screen? Breaks the illusion you're playing a big grown up game for grown ups?
For a long time, I thought Reimu was just a meme, but yesterday I realized that she's actually a really good suggestion, and deserves to be in. Touhou is a super important franchise that deserves representation, and although I don't know it well enough to know if Reimu is the deserving character over the others, I think Reimu absolutely would be well suited for Smash. She'd represent something really important that isn't represented yet.
Typical schitzo behavior to feel singled out and targeted. Don't worry sweetie this thread is for all cereal mascots
Glover sucked
What's wrong with onions?
>REALISTIC ANIME CHARACTERS GOOD
>CARTOON CHARACTERS BAD
Riveting argument, OP.
>implying those in the OP image aren't bottom of the barrel regarding third parties
Bubsy is getting a new game in some days.
And it looks mediocre
Imagine being a Smash Bros fan and posting something like this when there's Mario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Pokemon, Star Fox, and Animal Crossing characters in the game along with Duck Hunt. I can only imagine a person like this shrieking like a dental drill every time one of those characters appears onscreen.
"Cereal Mascot" implies wacky looking, usually animal, cartoon character you'd see on the front of a box.
Would you consider Crash a cereal mascot? He fits the definition.
Of course I do, especially regarding Smash Bros roster arguments.
>Everything bipedal is furry fapbait
Fuck off, you probably think Star Fox is furry shit too despite it being constructed in the 80s
where the fuck is a fire emblem archer.
So it doesn't matter if they're not "bottom of the barrel". You just hate cartoon characters, like I said
Sure thing.
That kind of shit has no place in Smash Bros
fuck smashfags
How so? Should we just remove Yoshi and DK in that case?
Blessed oc.
Yes, along with all the other furries and cartoony junk.
>None of the leakers predicted a direct let alone a Mario Maker 2 one
>He still believes Erdrick and Steve
Thanks for playing
>Gets into Smash to make Smashtrannies and Smeleefags cry
2hu has never mattered. It's a niche, insular group no one cares about beyond shitposting on the internet.
>Believing in ANY leak after the Grinch
This site has some unredeemable retards on it, I wonder why I even bother having discussions here most of the time
based and Gexpilled
couldn't agree more OP. I'm sick of these minor irrelevant characters with nothing unique getting requested. even characters like Ashely ffs why do you so desperately want a generic witch from a series 90% of people hate?
because she is a witch and we need more magicians
>your twitter also shows you're half korean and Smash is made for humans
Fucking savage.
Go play Playstation allstars if you're that assblasted over anything anime in a Nintendo game of all things.
Pick four
What can she do that Robin wouldn’t be able to do? And even if her play style was unique I still wouldn’t play as her because little girls in fighting games is retarded
You aren't very imaginative if you think all the candidates will be from this drab looking list.
magic is very, very broad category, you think robins four piddly spells are all that's possible? Use your imagination
>THIS MASCOT FIGHTER NEEDS MORE ANIME CHARACTERS
shut up
>he doesn't love a bland cast of swordboys from some bumblefuck RPG no one cares about, that means he wants a bunch of Cole Mcgraths!
>basedboy manchild arguments
You think the japs ever look over at this site and discuss what we think about stuff like this?
Zoom zooms SEETHING
Zoom zooms TEETHING*
Most Japanese people do understand English
git gud
I main Ridley and Wario, what does that make me?
>old vs new
>realistic vs cartoony
>east vs west
Everyone who engages in these pointless arguments is a faggot that doesn't actually care about the game, no exceptions.
You think you're based but you're not based at all, however you are actually based as an exception.
erdrick
leon
travis
ryu
Eggman
>western shit possible
this is ridiculous. it's the kind of people who believe smash follows strict discernible rules who think Phoenix Wright has any shot. You probably think "he is a famous character on Nintendo systems and is highly recognizable, plus he appeared in a fighting game and can do things that would work in smash bros so technically he can make an appearance there too." WRONG, his appearances out of his main series are not faithful at all to his actual games and no one who has played his games has any interest in playing as him in smash bros. give us characters with a personality that actually fit what they do in smash bros. no more characters like Wii fit trainer and captain falcon.
Also,
>Tales reps (any), KOS-MOS, Travis, Heihachi, Ryu Hayabusa
none of these characters have a chance. Heihachi's moveset was no good when tested out in the last game and that isn't changing. Tales is practically unknown and us normies don't want more generic anime swordfighters. we don't know who KOS-MOS is. We know Travis and his games were mediocre and didn't sell well and he can't do anything particularly unique. we vaguely know Ryu but again his moveset potential is kinda generic.
Phoenix and Chosen Undead (or whoever that is) are all I personally want. I would be happy for Travisfags and Ninja Gaymanfags, so I pick those too.
>Goalpost moving
cope harder
Man, it sure is great not being forced to like or hate against entire subsets of genres and characters because I actually like video games and play more than just a certain kind of them, it sure would suck if I had to do that
How can I move goalposts you are busy running away with? I never said "anime" I said "anime swordsmen" you fucking latecomer who has no idea what people are talking about.
>no one who has played his games has any interest in playing as him in smash bros
come on user. his games have sold ridiculously well among the same demographic as smash bros. why is it that in polls such as this he only gets 750 votes out of 16319?
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you think generic lawyer detective man has any appeal whatsoever to anyone who hasn't even played his games, let alone those who have?
Why resist the cereal?
I get what you're saying but putting Ty in with that description is just incorrect
>japs want more FE characters
for fucks sakes..
>Saber
WHY? Seriously, can someone think of a good reason? Who the fuck would want her in besides Fatefags? I say this as as a Fatefag too. Fucking chinks, get better taste
When will the DLC thing for Smash end? It's like multiple threads a day, always the same things being said.
>Super important
Only Touhoufags say this. No one else gives two fucks about that franchise. Reimu getting in only satisfies shitposting rosterfags.
>>I thought the only electronics they can afford are the computers their parents bought for their coursework in the 90s before giving up on them
Holy fuck, you can't recover from that. Japs are fucking masters at banter.
All of those characters are japanese user
Croc gems are comfy
At this rate, it will last until early 2020. It's been almost half a year since they announced Joker. Even if we get the next two at once this E3, there will still be two more to go.
The Dark Souls knight is western, idiot
not until the last DLC gets announced probably december/january. don't like it, don't waste your time, find a different thread that suits your interests better and if you can't do that it's time to start one. I never post in the threads about WoW, Dark Souls, JRPG shit and have no problem with them existing on this board. there's plenty of room here for all of us
ahem
They are, there's something very mystical about low polygon collectables - particularly shiny ones - that cannot be replicated elsewhere.
Dark Souls is a Japanese game though
Well, fuck.
I don't tend to have a problem with it, but it seems that until the DLC is finished, it's impossible to escape these.
I would, but I dont think there are any girl ones.
Kos-Mos, Travis, and two Pokemon.
>Talking shit about Chex
Fuck you
Chex Quest DESERVES a rep
Prove me wrong
I second the previous two posters, Chex deserves to be in smash bros
did you just shit on and compare EARTHWORM JIM to these forgotten losers?
>look mommy I called Banjo the thing again! I even made an entire thread for it!
Incineroar is good, m'kay?
>and they want shitty byleth according to polling
even worse
Isn't she a busty schoolteacher or something?
Isabelle is garbage tho
especially all the other clones they could've picked out of.
Avatar MC
>Japan is sick of the Sakurai bias too
Good taste on their part.
>Cereal Mascots
Just like Sonic, Pac Man, Mega Man and Mario? Because all 4 are cartoony. Just like Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Bowser, Bowser Jr., the Koopalings, Kirby, King Dedede, Wario, Villager, Isabelle, etc.
Nintendo is full of cartoony characters and worlds.
You’re fighting a losing battle.
I suggest you kill yourselves.
Like what? Slippy? Funky Kong?
What if my only 2 most wanted is Travis Touchdown and Crash Bandicoot?
I've never seen anyone want any of these characters
Remember how K. Rool and the Belmonts were the things that western Smash smellies soifaced over? Fucking CHROM was THE soiface moment for Jap fans.
As bad as western tastes can be, especially in a contrarian shithole like Yea Forums, I would take just about any western fan's wishlist in a fucking heartbeat over a Jap's wishlist.
>No one else
Let's be honest, outside their Smash attachment, can you or the vast majority of Yea Forums say you have a sincere interest in all of the characters you main?
I sure as fuck know FALCON PUNCH memers to actual F-Zero players might as well be 1000 to 1.
add Dante and Steve if you're still in denial for Travis
It doesn’t matter who you want. These faggots will find a way to shitpost against them. Then when they get in, they’ll disappear. Just like with K. Rool and Ridley.
>We don't know who KOS-MOS is
Your underage is showing
The dingo one has good porn.
Kos-Mos was never, is not, and will never be popular.
Why do you fags push her so much?
What about abstract designs?
She's just the robot girl who is a crossover whore. Praise to be god she isn't Capcom or she'd be in everything for no reason like Chun-Li or Morrigan.
earthworm jim is back baby
It's just the same autist pushing KOS-MOS, ignore him if needs be
Probably already forgot the widespread reaction to Shulk in Smash 4
Fighting MegaMan got deconfirmed back in Brawl.
Yeah, most of the characters I use are of sincere interest to me. I've been a Donkey Kong Country fan for as long as I remember. I've been a Fire Emblem fan since 2005, a Mario fan for God knows how long. Sonic fan since early '90s, same with Kirby. Megaman fan since early '90s. Pretty much all the characters I use, I have a vested interest in. If I don't play the games, I don't use the characters.
Glover would make for an awesome assist trophy tho
I'm really feeling it?
Raiden is fucking based though. Especially if he comes with his Mariachi outfit and Red Sun.
>Taz, gex, earthworm jim, and croc are now faggots.
Get the fuck out of here you underage piece of shit. I don't want them in smash either, but they are legends.
You do understand that is a strawman image, right?
Plok will get a Smash trophy as a tie-in to Rocky Balls, just you wait.
KOS-MOS, 2B, Phoenix Wright, and Travis Touchdown
Based OP and Based Crash Bandicoot for not being a shitty cereal box boy
Cool Spot for Smash
me but unironically lemme get some doofus in Smash if i wanted to masturbate while watching anime characters i would just ask my gf for sex
>what is Link, Captain Falcon, Samus
>mfw every character i play is based
i pick the normal human with some weapon
since this is a last minute semi-clone...
>Ninten
>Medusa
>Black Shadow
>any fan favorite Pokemon
>Black Knight
>Galacta Knight
>Impa (Skyward Sword-heavy composite)
>Leon Kowalski
>Funky Kong
>SA-X
>Omega Metroid
and most importantly?
>TOM
>NOOK
and almost 80% of these candidate semi-clones have "project planning" advantages as Isapoop does.
Black Shadow is low priority as fuck yet still better than Isabelle. He never had that shot, nope.
and since Isabelle counts as effort of a major newcomer too due to meddling, i'd gladly put Alucard or Zero over that dog slut.
lots of options, and you can't refute them because you will attract several rosterfags disagreeing with you.
When you make a thread about Smash, please put Smash somewhere in the OP.
Erdrick
Ryu Hayabusa
Lloyd
Dante
Those are all iconic video game characters though. Imagine wanting garbage like Klonoa or something over Solid Snake cause Klonoa is a dumb mascot character and Snake doesn't "fit" Smash cause he is realistic despite him being much more iconic. OPs post is filled with garbage bin tier mascot characters that should never touch Smash.
Touhou is a cultural phenomenon in Japan. While not that many people are actually invested into it, most people there have at least heard about it.
Fuck you. Plok and EarthWorm Jim are awesome!
In Japan, but not everywhere else. No one else really cares. Maybe as well have this little nigger too But let's face it, Smash characters don't get in because of relevance. They get in because Sakurai decided on a whim that he wanted them in. He'd put in fucking Doomguy if he wanted because, fuck you, why not? He just does what he wants.
Why isn't Banjo there?
who cares?
If you are a gamer, chances are you heard about toehoes as well.
>switch is getting a touhou game.
>reimu is getting closer.
>uh they don’t count!
Yes they do, the fit the description which is purely based on visuals. Kill yourself.
Me you retarded Banjofag, you talk shit about those characters when your shitty autistic is a gay cereal box shitter too
At least Bubsy and Jim are relevant again while Banjoke is forever dead. Get fucked
>dissing on based Earthworm Jim
Fuck you.
Kazooie
Banjo getting in would be the gateway to this catastrophe!
Is this really what you want Smash's roster to become Yea Forums?
Yes, way more interesting than
GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE
Leave Earthworm Jim & Buck Bumble out of this.
>Samus
Metroid looks more like an 80s western cartoon than your average anime
They were the ones who sent in this question, after all.
>mediocre
That's not too bad for Bubsy standards.
>Kos-Mos
>Possible
That said, her, Jill Valentine, a water shillmon, and Phoenix
Dong players are mostly shitters though
Ken however, is based
>Wanting a shillmon at all
>Kill yourself
Seething. Enjoy Snake, Ryu, Cloud, Bayonetta, Simon, Richter, Ken and Joker you faggot. Keep jerking off your obscure cereal mascots, maybe you'll learn when Edrick gets in over Slime.
Ah yes, and as a bird, she can do anal and vaginal at the same time.
this
>both the east and the west want Kirby stuff soccer guy didn’t make
Based
Cringe
Of the choices there it's the lesser of evils
I'm totally fine with only Sakurai's games getting major representation. They are the pinnacle of the series after all.
Then how come DL2, DL3 and 64 were better then his shitty schlock he shoveled out over and over again?
>pinnacle
>not 64
>64
>better
retard
Yeah, it sucks compared to Mirror, Super Star, Super Star Ultra, Super Star Giga Ultra.
Superstar is better than them all, don't kid yourself
Your shitty painter brap loli will NEVER be in Smashy
I didn't even want the lil shit in Stars.
64 was the lowest point in the series and is only considered good due to nostalgia blindness.
Phoenix Wright
Ryu Hayabusa
Travis Touchdown
Chosen Undead
It really isn't. In every possible way, it isn't
t. shit-taste jap
>completelymissingthepoint.png
>tfw main is Wii Fit Trainer with pocket Ike and Ganon
Makes sense. I'm good with managing WFT's down-special with kills, but I just spam smash attacks with the big swords boys.
>You're a pedo
>N-no I'm not
Ashleyfag detected
I still want someone to try translating this into moonrunes and posting it on a Jap forum to see what happens.
I'd take a shillmon before i ever considered Suda's quirky meme man
WEST BAD EAST GOOD
>uuuh muh copy combos
shit level design
forgettable minigames
piss poor bosses
only thing good about it is 02 and the music
Mirror, Air Ride, KDL, Super Star, and Adverture shitstomps 64 and KDL3
this is like considering Metroid 2 as best over Super Metroid and Prime 2
>Great Cave Offensive from Super Star Ultra
This guy's pathetic
I guess you just have terrible taste
Of fucking course Air Ride fucking kills it. It wasn't made by Sakurai exclusively.
02 is only praised due to it shooting "blood" and is actually is the shitty final boss in the Kirby series. (Yes, even Dark Nebula is superior)
fuck off Sakurai
The thing about Raymoo is that she is like a really big goldfish. For an indie she is huge, in a league above and beyond the likes of genie waifu and Shovelman, but putting her next to globally acclaimed powerhouses like Pacperson and Mr Bing makes her look like a small fry.
She pretty much hits all the marks when it comes to rosterfagging, even if she is not popular with the smash crowd.
The doujin scene in Japan only grew as much as it did because of Touhou, which had a huge impact on its own genre (indie/shmup). The franchise has one of the biggest conventions in the country which showed no signs of dying down. When it comes to the Otaku crowd, Reimu is a big name there and easily stands on her own.
Some people started bringing her up on smash threads as a joke, but as time passed, others slowly realized that she does in fact have her own merits and could work in the game. It's unusual for people to desire a specific character because they like both smash and the game they come from.
>Mirror, Air Ride, KDL, Super Star, and Adverture shitstomps 64 and KDL3
First off, no. DL2/3 shitstomp DL/Adventure, Air Ride is a spinoff, and 64 is solid. I'll agree that Mirror and KSS are good, but the fact remains that other Kirby games are just as good as (if not better than) the both of them and yet are completely fucking shafted in terms of Smash representation because of Sakurai bias.
It's the same shit as people who think Inafune was the sole creator of Megaman.
Go away. Shoo
You have music and spirits you absolute ungrateful retard, many other series got shit compared to you
>The doujin scene in Japan only grew as much as it did because of Touhou
I'm gonna need a source on that senpai.
I still wish Galacta Knight was at least an echo.
fuck off, you're making too much sense
>spirits
>but as time passed, others slowly realized that she does in fact have her own merits and could work in the game
Bullshit above more bullshit
>First off, no. DL2/3 shitstomp DL/Adventure
choreshit doesnt shitstomp sakuraikino
>Air Ride is a spinoff
>n-no wait! put that game away, its my weakness!!!
>64 is solid
a solid piece of SHIT
>the both of them and yet are completely fucking shafted in terms of Smash representation because of Sakurai bias.
Super Star and Adventure has more interesting "representation" than le epic eyeball adventures
>It's the same shit as people who think Inafune was the sole creator of Megaman.
Except people do recognize which creator did those Kirby games??
Jim aged like milk
The level design is a mess and the gimmicks suck
yes Spirits.
get fucked mongrel
I meant to say "it's not unusual"
This documentary goes deeper into the conventions and the franchise's historical importance.
youtube.com
I can list her pros if you want to talk about it, just keep in mind that I am not trying to prove that she will get in as DLC or anything like that, but that she has potential as a character to earn a spot in the game.
wut
Galacta is a semi-clone at best
DMK is echo territory
>PNG images
>ported songs
thanks Sakurai, i guess
>choreshit doesnt shitstomp sakuraikino
Buzzwords.
>>n-no wait! put that game away, its my weakness!!!
dude muh ebin cool guy greentext meme
>a solid piece of SHIT
dude muh ebin cool guy oneliners
>Super Star and Adventure has more interesting "representation" than le epic eyeball adventures
>implying non-sakurai kirby is just that
Zero only shows up at the very fucking end of TWO GAMES you mongoloid. There's way more to work with than that.
trophies are dead
the guys who currently own Glover are trying to get it rereleased on Steam and have Glover 2 be completed
they're also trying to get approval from Nintendo to release their shit on the Switch
I'm not saying Touhou hasn't contributed to the doujin scene, but I seriously doubt it's responsible for the doujin scene getting as big as it is solely because of Touhou or even largely because of it.
unless Nintendo actually wanted her in last year I doubt it
she doesn't really have much substantial demand still and when the next Smash comes around the corner they'd actually likely have made plenty of first parties to choose from
>I can list her pros if you want to talk about it
Not the point I was trying to make. You said:
>others slowly realized that she does in fact have her own merits and could work in the game
Which you pulled right out of your ass. Nobody realized shit, nobody wants her in, people are just shitposting
>Choreshit
wut
It really is, though. 2007 really brought in tons of fans because of various NND and Youtube memes involving Touhou.
>Beloved series
>Good 3rd party pick
>Would satisfy the Japanese
>Potential for a very fun stage, moveset, and great soundtrack additions
When are you gonna take the puyopill?
>Gex and Bubsy
>Better than that
>Ty
>Gex
>Croc
>Legends
Jim sort of comes close considering how he had a short burst of media for a while
>Anything Kirby related that Sakurai didn't direct
This is literally the worst kind of rosterfag, who wants "something" but doesn't even know what, which is exactly why that "something" isn't playable in the first place.
Go back to your FBI watchlist, Ashleyfag
There were plenty of doujins before 2007. What planet are you from?
I did but not the Arlepill
Did I say otherwise? Touhou exploded in the late 00's and so did the doujin scene.
a victory for Banjo is a step closer to them being added/demanded
>Actually defending the inclusion of Bubsy and Gex
I never wanted Ashley and was extremely happy at her not being in, in fact.
She'd be good too. Her voice is too cute.
>Buzzwords.
non-argument
>dude muh ebin cool guy greentext meme
>no! no! I dont like this one!! stop!!!!!!! mommy!
>dude muh ebin cool guy oneliners
KIRBY SHITXY FOUR
64babbies be damned
>>implying non-sakurai kirby is just that
prove me wrong
oh boi, a fucking stage where i cant stomp stupid flowers. so great!
Because of their availability due to online services, not because of Touhou. Internet usage exploded in the late 2000s, causing doujins to get much more exposure.
>I never wanted Ashley
Uh-huh.
missed us yet?
>the Dark Matter trilogy was the pinnacle of the series
When will this meme die
Shimomura's game are easily the most mediocre on average compared to Kumazaki and Sakurai
You're already dead
Say whatever you will but I only speak the truth. If I wanted another Wario character I'd ask for the disco guy or the cat and dog combo.
>Taz
>Croc
What the fuck nigger no
I love Gex but I won't say his games where objectively legendary by any means.
Earthworm jim is for grandpa's.
>Yea Forums hates Ashley because some of their fans fantasize her in suggestive ways
>yet gives Adeliene fags a pass
why?
Shimomura's games actually had some challenge besides boss rush. Except for 64. The only good thing that came out of it was 02 and ribbon.
That's fair. Keep in mind that Comiket is a big doujin event and Touhou has a strong presence there. Indies tend to be niche, even more so if they are shmups, the franchise's growth and persistence's through time is noticeable.
We had threads in the past where people discussed her as a serious pick, they just tend to get repurposed as touhou threads. She also got discussed on a few other forums outside of Yea Forums, it's not a huge following but they exist.
Also, she scored surprisingly high on a recent fan poll, which you can find here.
docs.google.com
>post forgotten bandwagon meme
yikes
They're just as bad and this guy is one of them
part of the reason why she scored so high is because support threads got wind of it and the poll didn't allow assists to be considered
also the last poll had Sans ranking high
Seething weeb.
Literally the only Kirby to ever pose any sort of difficulty is Dream Land Bonus Mode. I wouldn't classify DL2/3 as difficult at all and I consider DL3 to be one of my favorite Kirbies
Sakurai had nothing to do with Amazing Mirror, though.
>We had threads in the past where people discussed her as a serious pick
So you just labeled about 12 people in a thread as suddenly "everybody" considering Reimu is a valid pick? Plus, most Touhou threads here despise even talking about Smash. Just accept that people don't want her in except you and about 20 other retards on Yea Forums
>non-argument
>implying "choreshit doesnt shitstomp sakuraikino" is an argument
>>>no! no! I dont like this one!! stop!!!!!!! mommy!
>implying you're not a shitposter
>KIRBY SHITXY FOUR
>64babbies be damned
>implying 64 is the only candidate here
>prove me wrong
Sure.
>Squeak Squad
>RtDL
>Triple Deluxe
>Robobot
>Star Allies
>Canvas Curse
>Epic Yarn
>Mass Attack
>Rainbow Curse
>Dream Course
>Star Stacker
>DDD Drum Dash
All games that had nothing to do with Sakurai nor anything to do with Zero. Save for arguably Squeak Squad if you count Dark Mind and Triple Deluxe if you count the callback bosses.
Let's not go overboard. Dark Nebula was even lower. Squeak Squad was the l lowest point in the franchise.
>Krystal
All of those characters are based though, add zero the kamikaze squirrel while you're at it.
Yes he did retard, he's credited in the game as a special advisor
Every Sword & Shield Pokemon will be designed by James Turner.
How about fucking none of them
i hope they keep adding more "stranger" guests
maybe we wont end up with garbage like isabelle and pirhana plant again.
>Putting her next to big fish makes her look like a small fry
Fucking BAYONETTA
BAYONETTA
BAYONETTA
BAYONETTA
Rosterfag threads should be deleted on sight.
All I want is more cute and funny characters introduced into the Smash line-up.
Pacman is in the wrong spot. He is DEFINITELY in the “thinks they’re based but aren’t” category.
>Squeak Squad
>RtDL
>Triple Deluxe
>Robobot
>Star Allies
>Canvas Curse
>Epic Yarn
>Mass Attack
>Rainbow Curse
>Dream Course
>Star Stacker
>DDD Drum Dash
All vastly superior to 64.
krystal is good
I bet you think SuperStar was good.
Krystal is actually bad
ftfy
>Squeak Squad was the l lowest point in the franchise.
There was literally nothing wrong with Squeak Squad.
krystal is great
Krystal is terrible
SS or SSU?
Super Star is a great game, but still pales to Adventure, which remains Sakurai's best title
Super Star Ultra on the other hand is the best game in the series
I'm licking cunny as I type this
MORE CONTENT BORING
OPTIONS STUPID
VARIETY BAD
FOX ONLY
NO ITEMS
FINAL DESTINATION
It's alright, my point was that she did had followers after all.
For a character that only recently got any traction? That's fucking amazing. Also remember that like any other poll, the people voting are only a fraction of the real numbers (only roughly 200 Tailsfags and 1000 Stevefags worldwide?). Whatever people say on the Touhou threads comes down to their own interests. It's only natural that someone who is not into smash will not be into the idea, you also have the usual elitism since 2hu is niche in the west.
Squeak Squad wasn't fantastic but it's still miles better than 64.
>>implying "choreshit doesnt shitstomp sakuraikino" is an argument
prove KDL3 isn't a chore as fuck game
>>implying you're not a shitposter
imagine getting owned by a fucking spinoff
>>implying 64 is the only candidate here
glad you admit 64 is a heaping pile a shit
>>Suicide Skwad
>>RtDL
>>Triple Deluxe
>>Robobot
>>Star Allies
>>Canvas Curse
>>Epic Yarn
>>Mass Attack
>>Rainbow Curse
>>Dream Course
>>Star Stacker
>>DDD Drum Dash
why did you list a pile of crap? especially kumazaki and kensuke tanabe (he did the fucking curse games) garbage applied.
It was quite literally a fucking downgrade from Amazing Mirror. The abilities like animal are cool, but beyond that it doesn't offer anything new, and it lowers the difficulty even further. And after a boss like Dark Mind, Dark Nebula is a complete and total letdown.
I suppose getting released after a title like Amazing Mirror doesn't help with its optics, and maybe that makes it look worse by comparison. But I can't think of any reason to return to it. What exactly does it offer that other good Kirby games don't?
Honestly, I don't think it is. I would even say it's like a 2006 version of Kirby 64, a downgrade from its predecessor. I didn't know any better in 2000, but by 2006 I wasn't blinded by nostalgia and could look at a game like Squeak Squad in a more objective manner. Its level design was trash, bosses were easy as fuck, and didn't offer much in the way of new abilities. The best thing about it was Daroach.
Krystal is nice
Animal and Ghost > abilities combos
Metal is also a nice break to the Stone ability
Why do Smash threads just end up as Kirby threads 99% of the time
Don't get me wrong, I want Dark Matter / Kumazaki to get better representation too but there's no fucking way any of it will be on the Fighter's Pass
Like what's the point of discussing it now. It's not even Smash related at this point, just Kirby-era shitflinging
>For a character that only recently got any traction? That's fucking amazing
Except it isn't at all? Hollow Knight and Undertale are recent games and you see all kinds of people from every website mentioning they'd be a nice addition to Smash. Reimu has been around since the 90s and you still only hear "Reimu" and "Smash Bros" in the same sentence here on Yea Forums, mostly Yea Forums, the motherland of autism.
>Also remember that like any other poll, the people voting are only a fraction of the real numbers
Meaningless since that's valid for every other character
> Whatever people say on the Touhou threads comes down to their own interests
If most people in a Touhou thread don't want her in it's more than safe to assume most Touhou fans don't want her in either
>Not a single person in the west calling another person a tranny
This picture is terrible. Try again.
Robobot was the downfall of peaceful kirby discussion
fuck Susie
Dude metal is so boring to use
>prove KDL3 isn't a chore as fuck game
Prove it is.
>imagine getting owned by a fucking spinoff
How the fuck was I "owned"? All I said was that it was a spinoff and not directly comparable to the mainline games like K64. It's still a good game, I never denied that.
>glad you admit 64 is a heaping pile a shit
Where?
>why did you list a pile of crap? especially kumazaki and kensuke tanabe (he did the fucking curse games) garbage applied.
All of those games are good. Some of them are weaker than others, but there's not a single bad game in that list, and all of them are on-par with the games Sakurai was involved with.
I disagree with calling Kirby 64 the lowest point in the series as it still had an improvement in level design, bosses were designed uniquely to accommodate the hybrid 2D/3D gameplay, and had an amazing set of music. I personally think the lowest point was between 2005-2010 as the series struggled to find a footing in direction until RtDL came out.
Because of all the franchises in Smash, Kirby's fandom is among the most pathetic ones. It's up there with Pokémon and Xenoblade
Yikes!
>Kensuke Tanabe did the Curse games
>probably thought Adeleine wasn't iconic enough to be included
Okay, that's criminal. As if I needed another excuse to hate him.
>fuck Susie
No.
I'm just glad this thread isn't focused on Microsoft arguing for once.
King D-Mind would be a pretty cool semi-clone that would also reference the Dark Matter trilogy since he has the same stomach attacks as possessed Dedede.
>fuck Susie
OKAY!
Sectonia > Susie
I don't see anyone discussing about Adeleine in suggestive ways unless you're just specifically targeting them.
damn that drawing sucks
>improvement in level design
Seriously? It was just as bad, if not worse, than Dimps' design. Plus the awful controls make to even worse!
>bosses were designed uniquely to accommodate the hybrid 2D/3D gameplay
They were still shit, specially 02.
>amazing set of music
True, but many bad games have good music so this can't be considered an argument.
Undertale and Hollow Knight have the novelty factor on their side. What you said shows overlap between smash and these fanbases, and the Touhou fanbase not overlaping much with Smashfags (and by extension, rosterfags) is no secret.
Somewhat related but recent news revealed that Nintendo is seeking new demographics with the DLC. Touhou is big with the otaku crowd and doujinfags and Nintendo already pandered to the former with Fire Emblem. Not saying she is confirmed but it does help her a bit, or at least shows that they are not looking for franchises that are already interligated with smash.
>Meaningless since that's valid for every other character
I don't get how that is related to the point we are discussing.
>it's more than safe to assume most Touhou fans don't want her in either
Touhoufags on Yea Forums are a small fraction of the fanbase, and before you bring on "muh samples" I have seen plenty of people on different places like Youtube and a few forums who seemed ok with the idea.
>series is perfectly represented
>no it isn't
>shitposts commence about which director they like which doesn't relate to the initial post
I like all Kirby games from either directors, but this "argument" seems like a byproduct of Smash autism because one set of games gets more attention than the others. It's honestly pathetic to take sides on a director solely because of Smash, going off topic, and not just enjoying those games for what they are.
>japan
>banjo
sir what
By that logic we wouldn't have Skyward Sword, Other M, and NSMB2 stages.
>I ALMOST included ONE Kirby stage from a game I didn't make, so therefore I'm not biased
Always makes me laugh.
dgaf about Smash but agreed. Earthworm Jim is fine as a cartoon character but his game is just as shit as everything else in OPs pic.
I'd rather not go off topic here, just know that an actual issue I had with the game is the slow speed in which Kirby run. Other than that the level design was fine with the common enemy design that can catch you off guard if you play carelessly and the fact that using certain enemy attributes can make the stages go a lot quicker.
>Somewhat related but recent news revealed that Nintendo is seeking new demographics with the DLC
Care to show me proof?
>Touhoufags on Yea Forums are a small fraction of the fanbase
I have seen plenty of people on different places like Youtube and a few forums who seemed ok with the idea
You do realize people from here browse other websites, right? Don't try to deny a good chunk of Touhou's fanbase in the west crawl around this website
>Other M
I'm still mad
DL2 is literally one of the worst games
>Care to show me proof?
gamesradar.com
>You do realize people from here browse other websites, right?
I get you want to make a point but please provide evidence if you will say shit like this.
Nigga what does Erdrick and Steve have to do with anything
That's a list of who they expect, not who they want
your waifufagging is showing. xenoshit has always been obscure. nobody cares about kos-mos except for autistic waifufags who keep spamming her in every smash discussion.
>Nintendo is seeking new demographics with the DLC
Another reason why Banjo isn't going to be DLC in Ultimate because the entire BK fandom already plays Smash.
nice bait
Huh. I didn't know that. That would also explain Joker too, neat. I'm liking this since one of my most wanted is pretty niche, even though his franchise is big
>but please provide evidence
What the fuck? Do you need evidence? How new are you? We have threads about Twitter, Youtube, E-celebs, Newgrounds, Flash animations, Tumblr and those clickbait SJW websites every single day! Who the fuck browses Yea Forums exclusively?
Steve got second place
Leon, Ryu, Travis, Phoenix
>tfw i want dillon and chibi-robo because i absolutely love their games
>tfw both of them sold like shit because of trash nintendo management and marketing and they're both probably dead in the water
I wish the ex-Love-de-Lic devs could catch a break for once.
I like all those characters those, fuck, I want Jeanne and Ryu Hayabusa, that’s not the problem! The problem is that you discordfags have been shitting up the board with bullshit like this since last October and you really need to eat a bullet for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Robobot is better than most of them
nobody cares what you want because you're not a fan of the series. you're a smashfag secondary pretending to be an expert when you really just don't want another kirby character getting in over geno/banjo/isaac.
Good shit. Japan doesn't really have any memes, do they? They don't really have characters that they're super passionate about like the West was with Ridley or K Rool.
agree but is hardly like that, most people just notice how weird it is that only one game gets so overepresented across a series that has so much more
glover, jim, and gex are pretty based though.
They like Lip and Reimu
Actually, funny enough, they really like Sans and see him as a good indie rep in the same way a lot of people on Yea Forums see Reimu or Quote. Which makes the fact that they absolutely fucking loathe the idea of Reimu in Smash even funnier.
I'll be honest with you. Planet Robobot is indeed the best non-Sakurai game.
This is the meme I wish to see die. Robobot is mediocre as shit.
I fucked up there, sorry. I meant to quote the part where you mentioned a good chunk of the fanbase going to Yea Forums, which is what I asked for evidence. As far as I know the Yea Forums crowd and /jp/ are just a small group, there are other 2hufags on other websites like Twitter and Tumblr, /jp/ even complains about them for saying dumb shit.
I am gonna have to call it for tonight so this will be my last post, it was a good talk user.
How does stuff like "CHADrick" even translate into nipspeak? Would someone have to put the Jap equivalent of the whole TN: thing?
official list of cereal GODS that would be based as fuck added
>Crash Bandicoot
>Banjo Kazooie
>Rayman
>Bugs Bunny
>Spongebob
>Who the fuck browses Yea Forums exclusively?
me
>you really just don't want another kirby character getting in over geno/banjo/isaac
FYI I don't want any of those shits.
Are you such a hateful person that you must hate on something as based as Earthworm Jim? Ungroovy, user
why isn't banjo there
Okay, goodnight then
>Love-de-Lic
literally who
Good
You'd need to post the edit of Gohan to look like him, but even then I don't think Gohan is a meme over there.
Not them, but I don't care if other says it's overrated. Robobot is one of the best Kirby games I've played, along with Adventure and its 3D classic variant, Crystal Shards, and Super Star/SSU.
glover and plok are based what the fuck is this
Nobody gives a shit about banjo
Scientists have proved that this is the last image the Banjofag's brain produces before suicide. Could this be the 2nd DLC character himself?
No, THIS is the second dlc character
is funny how coincedentally Slime can be a cereal mascot
and also clearly the better choice
What happened to all the fags that believed the google leak
>literally whos
most of those characters are more relevant and notable than the ones on the OP
also more demanded
They killed themselves
Kingdom Hearts is bigger than smash. Fuckin dragon ball is bigger than smash.
>Kingdom Hearts is bigger than smash.
This is objectively false
>Fuckin dragon ball is bigger than smash.
Yeah no shit, Dragon Ball is huge. It's bigger than everything in Smash other than Pokemon and MAYBE Mario
>Gex is now hated in Smash threads
It's time to shut these threads down. They're not salvageable.
Hey Chex Quest was pretty ok for a free DOOM clone.
Don't worry, one day in this distant future it will finally once again be tail time.
you're a faggot but only half right. Chrom and lucina should be killed off for a fe axe user then a lancer or archer.
But this goes back to IS being fucking retards. The ser ies is what? 22 years old? has 14 entries? More? Fucking every game features a holy/divine sword. Never an axe, never a spear, tome, bow, or anything. Sakurai just picks the most notable charactrs from a game and with the main protag using swords because IS are tards...well...there ya go. It's fucking on IS by and large.
Oh shit! It's the bitch from Gamefaqs! Hey! Say sweetie again! C'mon, do it! Say Sweetie!
?????? the the fuck does this even mean? Cartoonbrawlers as opposed to what...? It's a fucking CARTOON. FIGHTING. GAME.
Imagine my shock the fighters fight like they are IN A CARTOON. Even the swordfags do. Neck yourself faggot.
>I just like puzzle games
Care to say that again after E3?
Ha ha. No way fag.
Let's face it
Breakfast is ruined
Tony the tiger is already in
Nobody cares about fucking Gamefaqs
>Prove it is.
prove its good first
its fucking repetitive
> All I said was that it was a spinoff and not directly comparable to the mainline games like K64.
its still a Kirby game, stop excluding shit.
>Where?
there
>All of those games are good.
neither are good
especially with the latest gimmick garbage they pulling in newer titles.
fucking piss off with your killscreen bullshit and botched Super Star templates, kumazaki
this
we need to broad out
starter war posting is nostalgic in comparison
get the overdesigned garbage outta, Jose
>That one guy waiting for Banjo
Me too dude. It's now or never at this point. He had no chance in Brawl or Smash 4 and if he doesn't get into this one then it's over. I knew he was still requested in Japan, but It's just such a pipe dream. This game is the first bit of hope that we've ever had and I'm almost certain it isn't going to happen. We're going to be stuck with some cruddy BotW character and like it.
the Google Theory is real tho
fuck off
its /dbs/posting
if you wonder where "Sit, Kneel, Dog" come from, its by them.
>better choice
>when Five exists
nah
And thus I am once again reminded that while I love Smash, I also hate its players and wish they didn't talk about it on Yea Forums because of how goddamn annoying they are.
Grant already said no Banjo-Threeie at E3
>Google theory is real
No it isn’t, kill yourself
cope steve discord
you lost
see you at E3
I love Sakurai, but he's absolutely full of it. His favoritism REALLY shows for Kirby. He could have revamped that Kirby stage into anything else. Hell, he could have made it into an Air ride stage. I know he worked on that game too, but at least it would have been something more relevant.
Funny, I tried with Gex and it didn't work. If it was real, surely it would leak a character who's getting in.
>Buzzword, buzzword. Banjofags believe another fake leak
hook line and stinker
get fucked Stevie
It’ll work with Gex
It’s gonna be funny when Steve gets in and shitty bear who’s been sidelined for eleven years does not
Still holding a torch for Mike Jones
Did you guys see the leak?
Bros.....
not happening
already debunked
get fucked Steve-O
Just like your google leak
I'd take the most generic anime characters ever conceived if it meant we go Banjo in smash. Sakurai could even walk up to me and punch me in the gut as hard as he could and I'd still thank him while he kicked me. He could even take my switch, break it, swallow my game card, even call me a fucking loser and I'd still kiss his feet and I'd thank him for giving me the chance to play as Banjo.
I don't think i've ever seen a character make rosterfags seethe this hard, based minecraft steve
>2019
>still scapegoating the weapons to take away blame from the FE characters
Will you rosterfuckers just fuck off already and wait for June to shitpost about how you were right and they were wrong like every other civilized being?
I main Samus and Ridley tho
copey copey Stevey
well said brother
let's bare and get jiggy with it
>Rush down, heavy, spacer, hybrid, zoner
Bro just because they all have swords does not mean they're the same.
I can’t believe it
plok is great
Too many swords IS the issue. There's only so many moves you can do with one while there's 0 characters with Axes (not counting villager), Spears and other fun weapons.
Based
Reimu gets most of the suggestive artwork with usually a focus on armpits (pic related), yet Reimu gets the pass because they play it off as "muh eastern indie rep".
The only good one there is the literal cereal mascot
Could you honestly say they're just as varied as the characters on top?
If there's "only so many moves you can do" then why are the non FE sword characters so much more varied?
Cloud is so much fun to play as though. And he was one of the later ones
>The same zoomers complaining about cereal mascots cheered for this character
Blocked, blocked blocked and blocked. None of you are free
Only about 5% of reimu fanart on pixiv is r-18.
In comparison, Samus fanart for example is about a third r-18.
So any weird obsession with suggestive fanart you have is misplaced.
Dante 9from the devil may cry series)
ryu
solaire
travis touchdown
I want doomguy though since he would be the biggest reveal in smash history but I know it will never happen
SPBP.
Ironically I would indeed fuck most of them.
K. Rool
Ridley
These 2 names make any and every discordpedo shudder in fear. They remind them that they won't win, and that they can't keep up forever. Your whole "cereal mascot" movement won't last either. You know Mario has literally been on a cereal box before, right? Banjo is the highest requested character not currently in, you don't need bullshit fan polls from 20 years ago to figure this out. Just open Yea Forums and read all the seethe. Pure hatred for a "cartoon mascot."
I can't wait for the day "GUH HUH" eats at you in your nightmares to the point where hysteria creeps in and you finally wade away into the cesspit of deranged fags that make up the rest of discord.
Cool Mii Costume!
Marth
Pokemon
Jibanyan
Wright
Robin is perfectly fine, though. His design and moveset are significantly different enough to the other FEfags that he's fine.
>each character with unique abilities and personalities, making for interesting characters
vs.
>Each character with abilities restricted to subtle variations of bing, bing and wahoos with the occasional projectile
>each with "le mischievous but good at heart" personality
Really makes you think
More like
>Links
vs
>Marios
You're full of shit if you don't think Earthworm Jim has personality.
Actual retard
hmmmmm
I wonder whos behind this post
>Erdrick
>Reimu
>2B
>Sora
>FE bitch
>Personality
What did he mean by this?
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>everyone is one person
how is an alien ripoff a cereal mascot?
>Ryuuko
>personality
yikes
>Have no arguments so attack the reaction pic
Smashfags are pathetic
Can I play guys?
Don't forget to check out Jim's new comic.
indiegogo.com
Chex had a pretty fucking good game for something unironically from a goddamn cereal box.
Also
Holy shit fag just admit you only like them because they're hurrr durrr amine
post the rest
>discordpedos lack reading comprehension
Why am I not surprised?
Why though?
Earthworm Jim is well known tho.
I also recognize >australia, >! t-shirt and >gecko so those get a pass too.
I don't care about the other literal whos
But yall better not be talking shit bout by boy croc
I'm an outsider, what makes the unbased characters unbased?
Why are Samus and Paluttena unbase?
I'm surprised you anons hear that as savages while many here has come up a better insults than that but less attentions
I like ROB because of his role in subspace emissary and I've mained him since Brawl. I love cute robots and I want to protect him.
I would also appreciate Chibi-Robo as an assist trophy if nothing else.
I don't know all of these, but I think it is fair to say that almost all of them deserve a spot. Doom Slayer is really pushing it tho, thematically. Quite shocked that many of these aren't in already, like Sora and Shantae.
>being unironically involved with this banjo vs steve shit
piss off faggot
>implying piranha plant mains don’t sit in the back of the bus
who?
people REALLY hate Jiren there
>thematically
i smell rosterfag headcanon
>Current Year
>Not wanting Earthworm Jim in Smash
I seriously hope no one does this.