Things you say about your PC you can't say about your spouse

I have one.

i made 'er what she is myself

I'm spending $1,000 dollars on it a VR kit, I'll finally be able to get some action.

I stuck a screwdriver on it while being drunk and something shorted inside

I created mine myself.

It's quiet

Punching only makes it worse

This'll last me at least five years.

My one is less that eighteen years old.

It was worth the price

I bought mine at Walmart.

You can run, you show me the wonders of humanity, and you're with me right now.

I literally haven't had sex with my girlfriend in over a year.
I'm way more attracted to her personality, I hate petite small girls.

I have nowhere to blog this.

I love it

I actually love it

It can get turned on.

I can turn down the volume on it at any time.

what’s your ideal woman, user?
inb4 ‘a man’

This is the third time i punched it today

put a ring on it or dump her ass, give her the choice. don't let yourself get cucked by skanks, user

It's always available and willing to get me off.

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I have to smack it sometimes to get it to work.

my gf is a smoll asian with pretty decent titties and no ass.
i'm a huge, huge ass man. i hate it.

eh. you're right. honestly i'm just retarded. cheated already.

It doesnt have a problem with me looking at other women.

I love my PC

my gf was a petite pear-shaped qt. now that we're married and she gave birth to our child she's a curvy fertility goddess and I no longer have any desire to have sex with her

i feel like a literal faggot. she's even cute. i'm done blogposting ITT.
good luck, user. i'm just gonna try next time even if i don't feel like it.

confess to her that you're a fat fetishist then hope all the fat goes into her ass

it has cp all over the hdd

its dusty in there

>fat fetishist
lmao
thanks user. haven't laughed at the situation yet.

Why does this have nowhere to put my floppy?

I'm From her perspective: fuck you. I can't imagine how heartless you have to be to get in a relationship with someone and yet not make the effort to sexually satisfy them or at least breakup if you can't.

piece of shit has no floppy drive

kys

I can get one and start playing with it without being called a rapist.

>being with someone you hate
baka desu senpai

also why not just get her to bulk up and squat with you, then she'll get nice and big.

tl;dr making an effort such as that is how to do the right thing. Doing nothing is being content.

I don’t have a PC or a spouse

Peasant

Let go of my floppy

I'd never throw it down a flight of stairs and tell the police it tripped on our daughter's Legos.

Alright, just this time.

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HORRY

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It mas more than three ports