hey lads listen
what if DOOM was a grill??
Hey lads listen
Charles Sanders
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Ethan Myers
What if OP wasn't a fag?
Jackson Powell
impossible
Camden Ortiz
muh dicc
William Hughes
So she can use tampons in the middle of a demon invasion?
Gavin Scott
Can't happen
Lincoln Campbell
What if my dick wasn't diamonds rn?
Jaxson Price
doomgirl isn't afraid of a little blood
Ryan Jones
what if demons were sexy girls?
Wyatt Thomas
she would date metroid
Nathaniel Gray
>hey lads how about reposts of reposts of reposts of reposts
no
Ayden Turner
what if doom was a cute boy
Henry Gomez
fpbp
The gender of the Doom Marine is extremely irrelevant, could be a robot or an attack helicopter for all i care; it just matters how good you are at killing demons.
Kayden Barnes
Cute
Daniel Evans
She'd make demons eat the tampons before killing them
Carter Turner
Alexander Scott
every day is repost day, newfriend
Christopher Reed
Better be ripped and Jacked
Better be at least pushing past 6ft
Anything else is faggot shit and should be dismissed
David Reed
I like it.
Joseph Barnes
What if pee wasn't red? Just imagine!
Jacob Jones
She'd be the toughest and cutest mother
Ayden Evans
qt midget
Josiah Diaz
>Doom Lady
>not Doomgal
Elijah Perry
we sue
t. blizzard
pretty sure i've seen this mod
Brandon White
If you dont like reposts why are you on the internet s*lly
Levi Perry
Pretty weak glory kill tbqh.
Kayden Campbell
James Lee
>Implying they're not
Nolan Powell
>Cute
>buff as fuck
>Strong like a machine
Stop. My dick can't take this
Levi Cook
Don't make me want to suck doom marine's titties. 10 year old me would be sick of the me i a now
Lincoln Garcia
Everytime this is posted I get a little bit more angry that people don't know that Doomgirl (Crash) already exists.
Charles Miller
What if Doom secondaries knew Crash from Quake 3 and Kira Morgan from Doom RPG 2 existed and didn't had the knowledge of a fucking Dorkly writer?
Jaxon Nelson
Based and mommypilled
Jack Bell
Doom guy and Doom marine are obviously confirmed males
But Doom slayer currently has no gender, so it's a possibility
Carter Allen
Daniel Rodriguez
great
cringe, trying too hard
Joshua Sullivan
imagine the handjobs
Samuel Nelson
>>Doom guy and Doom marine are obviously confirmed males
(many demons perished to bring us this information)
Xavier Mitchell
Nothing would change but it would only be done to appease weebs or faggots on twitter so thankfully it won't happen.
Dominic Richardson
>But Doom slayer currently has no gender, so it's a possibility
>Refered to as "he"
>Has known male looking parts
>Stadia footage confirms male grunts
Colton Young
You, me, we can be pals.
Dominic Evans
>Skinny as fuck
Hard pass
Adrian Fisher
>when your doomgal is smaller than her BFG
Camden Parker
Crash isn't doomguy, silly
Tyler Walker
Why can't girls like this exist irl?
Adam Nelson
The fuck are you talking about? They're all the same person, and even if they weren't, Doom Slayer is confirmed male by the Slayer's Testament.
Connor Young
You can also see his goddamn face in the original games.
Thomas Harris
That's because in order to become a marine you have to be able to do a fucking pullup instead of being some lardass weight down by meatsacks.
Isaiah Perez
that's a buff girl.
Josiah Howard
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Justin Kelly
Because they're so rare, you have a higher chance of being struck by lightning.
David Torres
even if they did they'd never date someone like *you*, user
Zachary Martinez
you actually have a very high chance of being struck by lightning
you have a lower chance of dying in a plane crash or being eaten by a shark
Jordan Rogers
You trust demons to actually refer the right gender of a human being?
Nolan Hill
literal Doomlet
James Jenkins
Well fuck.
Liam Cooper
yes actually I do
Cameron Wood
How are you supposed to fuck the demons if you don't have a dick?
Jackson Campbell
ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE A WEAK GUY FETISH user! ONE OF THEM WOULD! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
Luis Ward
Facesitting
Dominic Lopez
I will crush you in Quake 3 right now you fucking boomlet
Andrew Phillips
They would be shamed out of existence by paler, fatter, less productive azure chevrons.
Nathaniel Edwards
>implying a woman who clearly values strength wouldn't want a chad 6'2" guy who can bench 3500
come on user, not everything is like your doujins
Michael Torres
But I want to knock them up
Bentley Perry
You can't deny that there might exist ONE out there that fits user.
Jeremiah Foster
Futa is disgusting.
Ian Parker
your odds aren't great user
Angel Carter
Luke Richardson
>knocked up demons
FINALLY SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS SENSE.
William Edwards
user that game series exists
Parker Myers
Then it'd be called DOME
Mason Price
Stop bullying him.
Landon Fisher
They never were.
Brandon Murphy
someone post the qt female cyberdemon sprite, I can't find it
Juan Price
Jeremiah Nguyen
Luke Richardson
Adrian Nelson
I want her to break my nose so bad bros...
Jeremiah Scott
mmmmmm
Brody Foster
he's a weeb, he deserves it
Jackson Miller
Actually only small not self-sufficient women like chads. My big tiddy hard abs onee-san will treat me like a prince just cause she likes it
Joshua Davis
(chair clattering)
Jayden Sullivan
If you want to make it worse for yourself think of the population of your country. Now half that number. There's your female population. Now from that pool, further reduce by removing all the women who fall outside the range of five years, older or younger, than you.
Now we have our more realistic working numbers. From here, the pool gets much smaller, but there's a lot more guess work.
From that sample around your age range, how many of them do you think work out regularly? How many of them do you think actively take part in some manner of highly physical activity like a sport or a martial art?
Now we're getting closer to the real probability of meeting yourself a nice tomboy.
If you want to make it worse for yourself feel free to remove a percentage of your sample based on their sexuality, ie lesbians, as well as removing the a percentage of your sample based on the loss of their virginity, because you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
Ian Peterson
why yall motherfuckers always so damn horny?
Luis Jenkins
Based but that would make it a nipple, therefore...
Lincoln Rodriguez
They didn't have sex
Luke Hall
Not all of us are sad boomers tha can't get boners anymore, grandpa.
Adrian Hall
24/7, what's your malfunction?
Henry Campbell
David Wilson
>can't turn a whore into a housewife
Only if your dick ain't big enough, cuck
Landon Ross
Your confusion just makes me hornier.
Juan Morgan
stop shilling here Krek
Blake Barnes
she is a caring and supportive big sister who would only do that if you got handsy with the little one
Nicholas Flores
Jason White
that ain't krek
Alexander Long
Doomguy is neither female nor futa. That's my whole point
Glad I'm not the only one
Xavier Garcia
Daniel Jones
>MetaDoom references Impse but not HDoom
Aaron Perry
If that's the case I'd threaten to rape the loli so she can kill me with wrestling holds and call me pathetic
Zachary White
Brandon Myers
Reminder emi has a box full of a yuri muscle girl doujins that will never see the light of day
Xavier Moore
>doomgal will never mount you and crush your pelvis into dust
Jordan Collins
Kill me
Logan Brooks
>Wanting a whore regardless of how big your dick is.
Looks like someone is projecting.
Carter Morris
did someone say krek?
Lucas Bell
WHERE IS MY ONI GF AAAAAAAA
Bentley White
But Sammy isn't as angry or violent. If anything Other M dashed all hopes of her being the badass we once knew her as.
I would welcome a complete reversal of that with open arms, however.
Jonathan Ramirez
A fellow man of culture I see
Josiah Ward
They don't exist, will never exist. Welcome to hell, enjoy your stay.
Jose Thomas
Fucking Elder God tier artwork
Dominic Green
>ywn be a strong girl's manmeat sex toy she uses to relieve herself of stress at the end of the day
Jace Adams
Are there anymore of these?
based Doom marine saving my soul
Jeremiah Gray
good
imagine being a sub bitch
Austin Scott
GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL, I DON'T LIKE IT
Ian Brown
Imagine a sweet, romance about an ordinary boy and a sweet, shy and gentle girl that loves to bake cookies and always brings treats for her senpai she loves so dearly. Suddenly, 20 or so chapters in, this tall brown tomboy starts hitting on the MC hard and eventually fucks him so hard he mindbreaks. She then texts senpai's ahegao double peace to the sweet girl.
Alexander Young
>be a good man
>church every sunday
>pray every morning and night
>Never sin
>Die
>Heaven is filled with demon girls
Jack Gonzalez
degenerates like you belong on a cross
Ryan Nguyen
You think Heaven or Hell has a higher density of musclegirls?
I need to know how much to sin.
Asher Jones
Angel's are scary. Hell probably has sexy buff demon girls
Christian Gomez
don't make me want things that don't exist or does it?
Wyatt Watson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH REAL LIFE IS HELL! HELL!
Aiden Hill
>Sweet girl loses her mind
>Gives up on everything and falls into depression
>Starts being destructive
>Ends up arrested
>Spends 9 months in prison
>Comes out buff and angry
>hunts down the tall brown tomboy
Justin Price
> exhentai.org
Very nice
Zachary Phillips
Muscle girls are for vanilla gentle femdom you sick son of a biscuit
Matthew Turner
Jason Wilson
Maybe check out female wrestlers.
Adrian Ortiz
They can be both, faggot
Brody Miller
The problem of real life buff girls is will never know if its a real girl or a tranny.
Xavier Anderson
To be honest, buff men will always look like men. There is no such thing as a buff passing tranny.
Charles Rodriguez
>But Doom slayer currently has no gender
He's a guy.
Tyler Green
>doomguy has a tyler1 head-dent
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIP AND TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
David Morris
You know what? I don't give a single shit about it if their faces are as passable as your pic related. I want my head between her arms and breasts
Isaac Scott
>feed me
DON'T MIND IF I DO
William Jackson
What if Doom was a qt
Bun
Girl
Noah Richardson
Jason Green
>Due to some hell shenanigans Doomguy gets fused with his pet bunny Daisy turning him into a pissed off bunnygirl with big tits.
Haha wouldn't that be funny?
Nathan Edwards
absolute state of whiteknights
Evan Williams
>Muscle girl thread
You fucks have blessed taste, don't ever let anyone tell you different.
James Jackson
Name please.
Carter Jenkins
People have already played around with the idea of Daisy being resurrected a la pic related.
Elijah Cook
You too brother, you too.
Christopher Sullivan
H Doom, son
Cameron Cook
>he still believes that doom slayer != doomguy
Fuck off
Julian Hernandez
I'm surprinsingly okay with this
Dylan Peterson
I'm just surprised this one hasn't turned out the way the usually do.
Jacob Parker
Daisy should have her own platformer ala JJ2.
youtube.com
Robert Morgan
god I wish that were me
Mason Ward
s-sauce
Ryan James
>!=
?
Jeremiah Ortiz
It's not porn.
Saotome Girl.
Samuel Richardson
We're actually on a quick rotation, you have a good chance to find a designated horndog for the hour.
Easton Nguyen
not equals to
Hunter Young
Literally Zarya
Chase Hernandez
not equals or different
Liam Barnes
MooM
Jack Turner
Buff ladies inspire me to workout just so I can get on their league one day...
Gavin Ross
fuck off nu-doom poser, i'm a true dude and i'm gonna smash that impussy and there's nothing you can unf about it
Colton Adams
Fucked up the filename
Mason Phillips
It's okay. I forgive you
Cameron Cox
thanks for the food, user
Dylan Sullivan
I mean its a guy and will always be a guy stop trying to gaslight us please.
Wyatt Butler
I know that feel
Take this
Kevin Roberts
Can abs be cute?
Isaiah Howard
god damn i wish i had muscle girl gf/wife
James Murphy
ohbaby
Ryan Torres
ye
Christian Thomas
We all agree that she has to be dumb as shit right? Big dumb brute type?
Joshua King
yes
Nicholas Sanchez
Musclegirls are for closet homos.
Blake Lee
Yes, especially with those bike shorts.
Joshua Gonzalez
H-HEAVEN IS REAL
Jaxon Nelson
or maybe you're to much of a fggot to appriciate musclegirls
Asher Reyes
ya
Lucas Evans
Honestly I really miss the "sex sells" attitude the vidya industry had in the nineties. Now with better graphics and stuff it would be even better to have that kind of environment in the industry, a sexy buff girl in a shooter like DOOM (or just any FPS really) would really stir things up.
Too bad everyone chooses the political agenda route these days, no fun allowed anymore.
Thomas Hall
>tfw no big budget fanservice games
Logan Turner
based
Elijah Lewis
Abs are for stroking, licking, and plastering with semen.
Nicholas Gomez
why cant i have muscle girl shy bookworm?
Bentley Phillips
They need to hit the gym every day of the week. No time for books.
Chase Bailey
i'm studying pharmacy, and i'll develop a muscle growth serum one day, so we can have qt bookworm musclegirls
Asher Taylor
>He doesn't read Ovid verses while banging out reps at the gym on leg days.
Fucking pleb.
Jaxon Wilson
Audiobooks are a thing.
I already bang out Meshuggah on some earbuds when I train. Why not pop in some Lord Byron?
Wyatt Mitchell
Godspeed, user. Just tweak it so they don't develop into roid monsters.
Michael Powell
>not being a swole nerd
lmaoing @ ur life
Joseph Cook
>Flaw
>Consent not required
>Flaw
Daniel Smith
>pharmacy
user pls dont. get out while you can. trust me.
Jacob Bailey
that's what i'll try to achive.
Jose Williams
...
I'd be cool with it.
Ian Perez
why? this is the only course that guarantees a steady job in my country
Isaiah Russell
thanks for the image, user
Ayden Brown
>my country
ah so not from USA? its fuckin horrible here for pharmacy.
carry on then.
Cameron Harris
yeah user, not everyone here is from usa
Nolan Flores
nice try but this is a thinly veiled muscle girl thread.
Mason Reyes
So you need to develop something that interrupts the phenomenon of artophy. Due to the abundance of nutrition, the body does not need to optimize its energy use by reducing idle muscle tissue. Therefore every time you train and increase the strain of your training you become stronger and more toned, and even if you stop your tone does not decrease.
David Perez
And why can't I be struck by lightning?
Landon Ramirez
miostatin inhibitor seems to be the first piece of the puzzle, but we also need something that would also stimulate mammary gland growth to get those big tits
Noah Torres
you'll find a buff gf eventually, user. i believe in you.
Caleb Davis
. . . Would you happen to be familiar with Stand Quest Requiem?
Jacob Howard
The library IS her gym.
Cooper Cox
Life is suffering.
Justin Turner
maybe it is? who said it isnt?
Christian Butler
I was under the impression there were already commercially available hormones that shifted the distribution of calories to the mammaries, getting them fatter.
If you're looking into tissue growth, that would also allow for chestier women when they are working out.
Dominic Brown
I cant wait for Borderlands 3!
Robert Bailey
Can't wait for the new SamSho.
William Scott
fuck off randy.
Jayden Cooper
>"doom" 4 gaylo armour
fuck off
Josiah Rodriguez
>big muscly man
>Put boobs on it
MUH INDEPENNDANT WOMYN
RESPECT WOMYN YOU FUCKING INCELS
Owen Evans
>more and more fit girls in vidya
>less and less fanservice at the same time
Of course there just had to be a catch.
Kayden Martin
The Praetor suit looks genuinely cooler than the original plain old suit. Especially in the new one, it turned Doomguy into a goddamn Armored Core. You'd have to be a total faggot not to like it.
Isaac Reyes
dude, we don't want them to be independent, we just find this hot. also calling someone incel is Yea Forums's shtick.
Zachary Sanchez
>gaylo
>forged in hell
>actually covers his body
>filled with tech
>looks better then gaylo armor
>FORGED IN HELL
fuckin neck yourself boomerboi faggot, times are changing.
Ethan King
Not possible.
Nolan Flores
come on randy why don't you and your pet cuck give up? borderlands will never be good
Henry Turner
How dare you.
Austin White
Julian Johnson
Doom Guy is literally one of the few only males that would be better staying a male.
Evan Stewart
stop pushing your reddit tier shitty game randy. also i won't buy anything on ricenigger games store
Daniel Johnson
>short hair
>not too tall but not a dwarf either
>just a bit muscular, not a roid monster
>still has nice tits
>tomboyish
Literally the perfect woman. 10/10 Would snu-snu with.
Wyatt Bell
>yuri
Nothing of value was lost
Hudson Murphy
>not wanting to have 6'6 muscle girl
Gavin Hernandez
>"an attack helicopter"
> Can fly
>Propellers can slice demons to shreds
>Has Miniguns and Missile launchers built in
>Can drop bombs on the unsuspecting demonic masses
Is this the ideal Doomguy form?
Luke Watson
gay
Dominic Perez
I still want my bones and would not like my dick getting snapped in half.
Angel Lee
Agreed, the ideal Doomgirl is large, masterfully sculpted, Amazonian warrior woman
Samuel Cooper
>can't jump let alone fly
it's a double edged chainsaw, literally
Cameron Price
John King
>blushing
ruined her
if you want tomboy high school girl level blushy nonsense it certainly shouldn't be in this case
should be more of a cheeky "where do you think?"
Angel Bennett