>Inventor of let's play.
>Professional street fighter player, crowned second best street fighter 2 turbo player
>Has a hoard of haters that have been trying relentlessly to stop him for over 10 years. (Cannot be stopped).
>Has a smoking hot wife
>Based as fuck takes on video games
How does this man not have you support yet, Yea Forums?
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Kill yourself.
Half-hourly reminder.
Eternal reminder.
>tweet about pedojared goes viral
>detractors immediately begin frothing with impotent rage
DSPkino
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DSP has literally done nothing wrong.
>Has a smoking hot wife
Yeah, you know smmmooooookin'!
>4th at EVO, placing only behind Tokido
>tight with all of Team Spooky
>literally started the internet let's play content creator business
>singlehandedly killed SOPA and its future forms
>outlived Toby Turner, Machinima, Best Friends Zaibatsu, etc., will outlive that muppet Ninja
>had a hot barely-legal titcow girlfriend at his beck and call for years
>cucked his own fiancee and Kat's fiance at the same time
>has a harem of beautiful women that show up to Philcon
>owns two properties
>lives in an upscale gated Seattle community
>drives a BMW
>holds the all-time Twitch record for most concurrent tier 3 subscriptions
>his footage made it onto a TMZ report about the Fortnite lawsuit
>happily married
>blew ProJared the FUCK out
>all while having a cabal of bitter losers trying to ruin his life, one of which is now doing hard time for trying to poison his coworkers
How does /ourguy/ do it?
>Has a smoking hot wife
ChrisChan recorded himself playing video games long before Phil.
Absolutely based.
>Inventor of let's play.
That isn't Chris Chan
*spends two hours lying to himself to own the detractors*
>Chris Chan
>e-celeb
Go fuck yourself.
Her feet should've been in the shot.
This is how Pandalee looks now,feeling old yet?
Most of what he went over was true though. DSP can't help himself to do retarded shit, but his autistic haters have to take it and spin it into something 10x worse than it actually is.
>inventor of let's play
Why would you tell lies.
based thread
>street fighter 2 turbo
but that's wrong
As someone who unironically dislikes his channel, I’ll admit, I didn’t expect him to survive this long. Projared, SBFP, SoK, and Totalbiscuit are all dead (literally for the last one), and he’s still standing. It’s like the Trump curse of vidya. Who else has talked shit about him? Jim Sterling, maybe?
>CHED Warden
>cancerous
REMIMDER THAT ALL THE DETRACTORS ARE TEVINIGGER'S.
>Inventor of let's play.
Prove it.
Ah, yes. The original [platform]masterrace cuck
Wasn't Chris Chan the first to ever record and post a Let's play?
Maybe he wasn't strictly the first person to do it, but back in 2008-2011 when he started, his content definitely filled a void on youtube with his "shooting from the hip" style blind LPs. If I had to describe them with any word it would be comfy.
>crowned second best street fighter 2 turbo player
in a scuffed port that nobody plays
He acts entitled to his success and arrogantly refused to improve his product when people still wanted to enjoy it. He's a shitty entertainer who's abusive to his audience and an actual moron. Doesn't deserve the shit he gets but he's too much of a meme for people to ignore. He just doesn't catch on easily and it was initially baffling.
>Defeats the final boss of Sekiro in 3 tries
>inventor of lets plays
umm sweetie
What's the story with Kat and Phil saying people are bringing up her pas
Actually Chris-Chan invented Lets Plays
and he got the chair
AAAAACKACKACK stupid detractors
Slowbeef founded the Lets Play format on fucking SomethingAwful you homo
Damn I want to fuck her
Multiple channels uploading daily videos about him, essentially giving him free advertisement, seems like a pretty brainlet way of teaching him any lesson or aiming to accomplish something.
Some of these faggots may be doing it for ad revenue, but others i am concinced, are doing it out of sheer autism. It's become a part of their daily routine. They can't stop now.
So you know what i concluded? Fuck them. These detractors and DSP deserve each other. They'll keep him relevant forever, while he'll satisfy their autistic needs by purposefully provoking them from the safety and comfort of his mansion.
i thought the story was that DSP entered a tourney almost every other pro player was too busy to attend which allowed him to squeak through as champ that one time, and it completely inflated his ego beyond all logic
irate gamer is based
>STILL seething at the chad daddy over a decade later
mental breakdown britney spears of e-celebs
I miss Quelaag
why is Phil so boring now? I wish he played ace combat just to watch him crash his plane over and over and blame the controls and the 'lag'
Now that he and Kat are married it's only a matter of time until this becomes reality.
>smoking hot wife
Who's that girl (?) below Jumbotron?
As far as I know:
>had an abusive mom who was arrested multiple times for being a schizo
>has anxiety, is codependent, and doesn't like getting too much attention or exposure
>monkey branched her ex-boyfriend, chatting and developing an online relationship with Phil while still living with the guy before abruptly dumping him and moving in with Phil
>doesn't seem to have sinister motives, is fairly content just working part time to partially earn her keep and live in a neighborhood like that
>possibly catty about PandaLee and was potentially complicit in planning an outing with Phil near PandaLee's place of work (who still lives in the area for some reason) where she knew they'd be seen
I don't think there's much else to her.
