Our fanbase isnt full of fags

Sure but that's a case of exaggeration. I mean I guess it depends on his dick state. If he isnt hard its smaller and wont really show much jiggle. If it's hard from killing enemies it will be too stiff to actually jiggle. I mean I could see it happen if he had like a hole cut out for his dick to flop around, but that would increase the age rating.

well, RE have hot girls
DMC have...Lady and Nico? who are just cutscenes fodder sadly

But he doesn't even have a bulge sizeable enough to jiggle. And even then, the total mass of a bulge is typically nothing compared to that of breasts, which is why even light fabric stops the male genitals from jiggling. Unlike the female breasts.

What a silly false equivalency.

You're only right on the second point. Having a noticeable bulge or dick jiggle would be hot.

No, this is men playing the long game.

Guys aren't bitches and cry about objectification. If we let men be objectified and do all this stupid shit then women are going to want it done to them too. We're going to go full circle until we have the feminist thinking that thongs are empowering again.

the only people who think these things are oppressive are people who are too ugly to take advantage of their sexuality. They don't like it because it's a glaring reminder of what a travesty of a human being they are when they can't even be appealing to anyone else. So it's easier to cut everyone else down at the knees to even the playing field because actually working to become more attractive is much harder. It's the most distilled form of cope you can ever witness.

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why do these retards think tits = dicks
the male equivalent of tits isnt the dick
you dont see female characters with their vagina hanging out either

I wanna stick my dick in Lady's pussy

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TWO DmC threads
kill yourselves
you're literally trying too hard to make a dead game franchise relevant.

it just had a huge release a couple months ago tho :(

>it's your fault that there are people making threads to shitpost your favorite game
Are you okay there user?

The announcement of DMC5 showed how truly awful the fanbase is, possibly one of the worst from Capcom. It's a damn shame too.

And what did they do to you exactly?

I feel similarly but cant put my finger on why, please explain

>no girl actually wants to see...men to dress up like sexy girls
lol okay, love it when men tell me what I do and don't find attractive.

Nah that's a pretty reasonable request. My dick jiggles constantly.

>Can't handle criticism, the fanbase on Yea Forums alone created not just one but three major boogeymen to deflect all criticism
>Defends the game's P2W microtransactions
>2012 reddit tier meme spam (pull my devil trigger was forced into becoming the modern day "arrow to the knee")
>Reddit tier developer worship (Itsuno is one thing, but Matt Walker? lol)

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ehh i kind of agree with the 'not being able to handle criticism' part but a lot of fans are like that *cough-zelda-cough-valve* the rest of that is pretty harmless though.. anything else?

>Can't handle criticism
There is alot of criticism to DMC5 by fans though
>Defends the game's P2W microtransactions
That barely effect the game, but I agree that they shouldn't have been there, still not a really valid complain a better one is how the gold orbs and red orbs are balanced
>2012 reddit tier meme spam (pull my devil trigger was forced into becoming the modern day "arrow to the knee")
"Pull my devil trigger" was just the new "the time has come and so have I" just more popular because normies also liked the song

So in order from smallest to biggest, how do you rank the DMC boys?
for me i think it's
>V: 4.5"
>Vergil: 5"
>Dante: 6"
>Nero: 7.5"
>Trish: 8"

>Trish
Kek, good one

youd think im joking but if you extract their models and line them up together, trish actually has a bigger bulge than Vergil

very progressive

I wanna stick my dick in Dante's asshole

we all want to stick it in Dante's/Nero's/Vergil's tight pink assholes user

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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The DMC5 Community everyone! Give them a round of applause!

>Two fags speak for the other thousands of the community
What are you trying to do exactly?

>Can't handle criticism
Making irrelevant comparisons & pitting fanbases against each other is not criticism
>Microtransactions
A non-issue
>Reddit
Stopped reading there

Do you look like Lady atleast, with a penis?

good job proving his point

I'm fine with this.
It's time to rejuvenate the sexual liberation age which Feminist landwhale femcels tried to ruin with their low-IQ anti-sexualization and anti-objectification incelfart.

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>his
Suuure

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And how is he proving his point in any if his statements?

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too late to save face now

Samefag

>See DMCV porn
>It's Nero fucking someone that ISN'T Kyrie

Stop

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Source?

>dmc fans become insufferable fags around when DmC comes out
>we've now gone full circle and now dmc threads are full of literal faggotry

It was in an SFM thread on /gif/.

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Stop judging the entire fanbase from two anons

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wrong, retard

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>See DMCV porn
>It's NOT someone fucking Nero's ass

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I knew this would happen two weeks after the game launch.
14 days after the launch window I got out of the threads.
I already got back playing 4SE thanks to lady anyway.

Have you even been in the threads you fucking idiot?

>implying every post on Yea Forums is from a different person

Give me a moment user, I'll make another Smash thread just for you

'Kay, you got me there.

DMC1 isn't a complete shitshow of balance on SMS. Not that 3fags actually play on difficulties above Normal or Hard

Aww yeah
NOW we're talking

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Jeez, almost as if this was a board about video games

Does posting handsome men really bother you that much?

This thread is full of fags who want to fuck the dmc boys in the ass

The other thread is full of DmC shills unironically shitting on DMC5

chose wisely

>full of DmC shills
you mean the one samefag that comes to regular dmc threads to troll?

Both are a complete embarrassment. What a humiliating fanbase.

tell you waht. DMC5's hype went off really quickly here. I don't know what it is but the game already got boring
still a good game. but something made it really boring. matbe how easy the game is. I don't know

He wears pants, how is he supposed to have dick physics?

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More than one thread per day show that the game is still very hype (even is half of them are gay thread)

Agree
I loved the game and played it multiple times for hours on end but im already tapped out.
This is why i just moved on to enjoying the fanart and porn now, at least that side has plenty of content to consume

DMC5 felt like DMC4.5 to me. There's nothing really ground breaking about it, nothing really new to be excited about. It's just more DMC4 with better weapons and one annoying gimmick character you're forced to play as.

This, aside from the massive graphical upgrade the game was very iterative like the jump from Bayonetta 1 to Bayonetta 2. Yes the game was fun as hell but under the pretty coat of paint it was basically the same game we already played day in and day out for 10 years

Pretty much. DMC1 came and elevated 3D action, DMC3 had the introduction of Styles and instant weapon-switching, DMC4 had on-the-fly Style switching system and Nero's introduction. DMC5 has...really nothing comparable. It's just DMC4 with a new coat of paint.

Easy, either pants are magical or his dick is.

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and then people wonder why game discussion has died in DMC threads and it's full of people wanting to talk about dante's devil dick instead

that smirk, he knows his dick is pure magic

1 and 3 were finished products while 4 was half assed and then whole franchise being put on hold because of that retarded reboot.
and capcom still hesitating even now with dlcs, whatever the fuck is on their minds
be glad that 5 is even fucking happened at all user

Of course we're happy DMC5 even happened at all, the fact that they poured such a huge amout of money for facescans and other high cost triple A shit is nothing short of a miracle, but that doesn't mean we need to be complacent and act as if the game has no flaws. Its a great game but the fact is it's an iterative title.

I'm not saying it's not a great game, it's a much better game than DMC4. It just does not bring it's own thing to the table, rather it tries to be an amalgamation of things the past games did. And while I still think it's a great game it just feels like the devs retreading DMC4 but doing it "right" this time. Devil Breakers and SDT are nice additions but they are far from game-changers. Almost like them saying "this is the real DMC4", and even then the game removed some techniques DMC4 players autistically found after years of playing.

I know a Dante fangirl irl. She named her dog Dante, too.

She's fucking weird and annoying, much like DMC fanboys. Not a surprise.

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guess lack of innovation is a fair compaint considering the older games.
they tried with V, but we all aware of how it turned out.
so far people expect from DMC5SE
>Turbo
>LDK
>Vergil
but imagine if we also get
>Remastered V gameplay with ~20 new moves
on top, would be really fucking nice

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