My liege

take over Jerusalem

i like how it lets you kill everyone

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when suicide fails

There's mods and shit from loverslab for that

I got a snuff fetish because of it.

>play a queen in sicily
>convert to the divine blood religion shit
>start banging 8 year old boys
>some cunt next to the pope invites me into their satanist club
>rise through the ranks
>meanwhile ive become pregnant multiple times
>throw all the girls into the brazen bull because I want to keep my boys
>start marrying off all the undesirable boys to the cult members
>kidnap and kill off male cult members
>throw them all into my brazen bull
>start enjoying the text about their screaming and agony a little bit too much
>start to kidnap young pietous boys and rape them over and over in my prison
>sacrifice my newborn girls to satan in order to stay healthy and firm
>mutilate dissidents
>I'm like 80 years into the game and still haven't expanded my little kingdom

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is there actually anything that hasnt been modded into the game yet

Currently trying to do a pagan takeover of Britain
I started as the Duke of York and managed to muscle my way into becoming the King of Northumbria
But the problem I'm faced with now is Scotland want to declare war on me even though I'm on good terms with the King simply because I'm a heretic, how the fuck do I beat these guys they have almost double my troops

Fun.

The AI is retarded, bait them into attacking you across a river up hill and have good defensive commanders, or just abuse your ships and jump around sieging things, you should be able to slowly attrition them down.

or abuse your fucking death stacks user the norse cannot lose

One of my rulers had to fuck his mom in order to join a satanic cult. It was pretty hot.

>playing pokemon with the famous bloodlines
>got like 6 of them, try to matrililnially marry some distant cousin of the brother of the lannister ruler
>declines and says he's too important and high up in the succession despite like 20 people needing to die for him to be considered to for inheritance.

Any mods that let me play as a dominant mommy once I adopt enatic clans? That is once I’m done castrating all the male prisoners I have.

Anyone playing the game of thrones mod?

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brb rewatching first 3 seasons while I play this mod

Link to castration mod?

yes.

vanilla stupid

Daily reminder the best way to play is to roleplay as the character.

Also SMT mod when?

never played this game, is magic "real" in the game?

>SMT
Slut Motor Toenails?

Does it require a building or something? I can only blind, remove limbs, impale them or strap them to my fucking stone gargoyles and shit like that.

How do you play as White Walkers? Won't let me.

There are supernatural events that historically fit. You can turn them off.

Byzantine culture or cruel.

It depends. My understanding is that it gets sold to you as magic and everyone thinks you are a wizard, but ultimatively doesn't do much. Even the chess event with the grim reaper might be that your character is hallucinating from a poison or some shit.

But you can disable supernatural shit.

Wicked, Cheers mate

Steam sales when

I need Holy Fury but I can't justify parting with 15 squids for it

Kinda, though can be disabled. Monks and Mystics added devil worshippers, you can cause your rivals to get diseases and maybe die, sacrifice your own children for longer lifespan and possess people to make them loyal to you.

Easily disabled and easy to avoid though, it's not even that common if you leave it on.

How do I play a game where my Kingdom doesn't eventually get fucked by six gorillion vassal revolts a year?

This game is so boring. You just sit around waiting for shit to happen.

>I've bust more nuts to CK2 than anything.

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I've never played CKII, but I'm curious, can that actually happen in the game?

It used to happen a lot in the old game, the way NPC generation worked and ireland having a small name list led to stuff like having several npcs with the same name.

It's changed now, unlikely but still possible.

Good 1066 starts, anyone?

Hard mode: no Ireland, no Spain, no Matilda

>tfw start as a small independant faction deep in africa
>now a kingdom with control over ghana and mali and spread christianity through africa and have almost wiped out african pagans

is this a different mod?

Apulia

Flanders or Brabant? Very rich region.

Reddit give me your upvotes, i'm a sad neet

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how do you play as white walkers

Yep. Playing Rhaegar. Wanted to stop Robert but he btfo me, so I'm just chilling in Dragonstone. I'm going to try to marry my son, Aegon (the first one, not Jon) to Sansa.

Might give those a go then. What kind of goals are there to try and achieve?

I've never watched GOT, is this still worth playing?

Yeah. It has a lot of unique events, and a pretty fun map.

Hit the fast forward button lol

>byzant blob
fucking scrub

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Dumb question maybe but any GOT spoilers in it? I might watch it one day

Good Elder Kings start? Last game I started in Solsteim and cleansed Atmora of Draugr

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Why would spoilers ruin the fun of watching a tv show you're not invested in?

If anything, it would increase my fun of watching a show because I'm already in the know of particular characters.

Don't pick the show timestamp because it will have spoiler events. Just start on an ancient time stamp.

playing as the principality of antioch, managed to become king of syria, liberated Egypt from the Fatimids. children's crusade happened and jerusalem was created. conquered the gaza strip, jerusalem itself. my aunt is eventually going to die childless, so i will inherit egypt. i also have a dynasty member who is the king of anatolia (two counties and a duchy), which i will conquer through the "purchase claims" mod for convinience sake.

Not any major ones, the game tends to derail from the actual story very fast might have occasional book related events

Chief of Sapmi, last germanic pagan in the world, Frille Dynasty.

FUCK, I meant the Chief of Vasterbotten.

Did anything ever come of the GoT Kingdom Come mod?

That's stupid, raping doesn't mean I'm cruel or or ruthless, it's just nature at work.

Where is ES6 supposed to take place again?

How to get dragons in the GoT mod? I'm playing as the Blackfyres during the Rebellions and want to btfo Targshits

Skyrim

If you were a crusader king, what would your stats and traits be?

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Based, redpilled

>the when starting a century of blood bookmark as an absolute no one, cucking targs with my empire, and having to fight off a swarm of zerg rushing Sunlanders lead by a Stark descendant of a Stark who fucked off across the Sunset Sea.

Wouldn't surprise me, thanks Todd Howard

Creamapi

Its "supernatural events" that you can and probably should turn off. It can make a game a little spicier for veteran players but it tends to ruin roleplay immersion so I don't recommend it for newer players. Also there are ways for secret societies and religions to fuck you hard and it can be extremely unfun.

Italy, poland, north germany

But doesn't 1066 also have Erik the Heathen in Sweden?

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sorry, last independent germanic.

>I'm just chilling in Dragonstone
Didn't he execute you?

What does learning do in terms of governing? Tech speed? Should I put my chaplain on the county with most tech or least tech when choosing research cultural tech? How do I choose a specific county when looking at its tech?

The one reason I didn't like that mod was because half the cultures were literally mutted, but I guess it fits for America.

For your character it's not super important. For your chaplain its good for converting provinces faster and for spreading culture tech faster from a province. You should put him in your capital or another rich city to help culture tech spread from it. Looking at a specific county's tech isn't possible I think because it's based on the owning character's tech level.

What mod/dlc

>Looking at a specific county's tech isn't possible
Actually now that I think about it I may be wrong. You might be able to see it by clicking countys when the technology tab is open. I stopped caring about it a long time ago because the only thing that really matters is making your capital as rich and tech advanced as possible.

you just need to hover the cursor over a county with the tech tab open

Celibate,involuntary

Safest bet is hammerfell, “leaks” also seem to confirm it

Strong, Genius, Attractive, Lustful, Immortal, Humble

>the more she drank, the more she shat.

you cant, the screenshot is in observe mode

>You should put him in your capital or another rich city to help culture tech spread from it
I thought as much, but the wording was somewhat vague. I thought it might meant faster spread towards the county that the chaplain was in
Can't click on it since it changes the tabs into the county management tab, and I'd like to see how fast tech is spreading towards a particular county since I've been blocked from doing stuff in a county thanks to having insufficient tech despite having enough on my capital

Quick, cynical, wicked sense of humor.

Doesn't change anything.

>Can't click on it
This user was right

No mods and monks and mystics. Pretty sure it was just his mom because the court was so small.

Yeah but I can't bring my cursor over the gear thing then to see how fast things are spreading

Cs rin ru

inbred

Did you remember to praise Zun and fuck all your sister-wives today, Yea Forums?

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No. He just killed Aerys.

This is how should GOT ended

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Reminds me of the time I arranged my character and his son to marry princess sisters, thought it would be pretty silly with how awkward the family tree would be
Then when he croaked his son ended up fucking his widow and having a child with her. It was almost double incest what with him fucking his stepmom/sister-in-law, but we all know in-laws and step-parents don't count for that

>start as vassal count
>skip duke and murder your way to the throne in a year

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CK2 is only fun when you are starting out and make stupid mistakes that lead to emerging narrative, but after 50 hours you have to force yourself to make bad decisions and pretend it's roleplay

You're not actually complaining about getting 50 hours of gameplay out of one family, right?

Had a fun game where I conquered all of europe with my god tier viking, refused to create any empire level title and had 23 sons, with several legitimized bastards among them

That's the problem with CK2, it's too easy once you've dropped 1000+ hours into it. You can start out and go from count to king easily. In a single lifetime you can make one of the most powerful kingdoms on the map, and none of your neighbours can contest you. The game gets boring because you can easily conquer everyone around you but you have to do it so slowly it's not even worth the 3 minutes it'd take.

How do I permanently kill off a vassal? Every time I kill one, another one takes their place instantly.

Get a valid imprisonment reason, take it, fail, they get incited to revolt, fuck them up, revoke their titles justly.

You need to insert yourself into the line of succession, kill everyone until you inherit the title, then destroy it yourself. If it is your vassal then you will automatically inherit the title if it has no family left to go to. Just keep killing.

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Your sister is also your daughter?

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Either , forced title revoke, or fabricate a claim

You have to take their title from them, otherwise someone from their family will always succeed to it if all you do is keep killing them. Theoretically you could assassinate enough people to make the title revert back to you eventually but you would have to kill a fuck ton of people most likely. It would be way easier and cheaper to just try and get him to rebel by pissing him off then revoking his title. True CK2chads know how and when to make their disloyal vassals rebel to regain control of their titles and distribute them to loyal ones.

>Start as byzantine count
>convert to paganism secretly
>befriend emperor
>ask him to raise his son
>convert son to hellenism
>when he inherits the empire implodes in a civil war
>crusades and holy wars trigger 200 years earlier because constantinople is held by a non christian

unfortunately they changed the succession mechanics for byzantines and it's hard to predict which son will get the throne.

it's the best

and one of his wife is his mother. What a Chad, wouldn't even let mom be his primary wife.

>Theoretically you could assassinate enough people to make the title revert back to you eventually
Tried it. Went through like +20 bodies until they incited a revolt which let me take away their title.

Imagine this shit happening in real life.

I used to have this problem when I treated ck2 like eu4, this is a dynasty sim not an imperial sim.

So the 'goals' I set are pretty free form and random.

E.g as charlemagne once I created the hre I realized I had one legitmatized bastard son and another son with a princess of byzantine. I made kingdom of Italy my primary title, gave that to my legitimate son and made him my heir.

When I died the bastard got the hre while I got to play as the other son with a claim on the byzantine empire. I left hre as a massive powerhouse and began playing as another char to conquer the east under their own name.

Now after I've claimed all of byzantium and make that a major power I'll have the two fight it out in a massive war where I'll be going up against the empire I helped make

I'm still mad about Robb's death

>loverslab
Rev up those recommendations, user.

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Don't worry, I roleplay constantly as an unreasonably paranoid ruler terrified that every single other ruler in the map is plotting against him and so he has to conquer them all to keep himself safe. Works pretty well.

Tactics Ogre mod when?

Makes me want play game again. Incest is actually viable because your claims will stay mostly within your dynasty . It can also help to reduce your overall dynasty member count. if you give land to your dynasty member they will intermarry which can lead to lots of interesting succesion wars.

But don't he have to worry about all of his vassals plotting to overthrow him as well

That's what prison is for

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Sadly that daughter's an inbred lunatic but hey, you win some, you lose some. At least China was willing to send a tard wrangler over to marry her.

jade dragon is the best expansion they've released so far, are there any mods that add more events and stuff for china?

FUCK MOORS

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>jade dragon is the best expansion they've released so far
I can't imagine this not being bait. Jade Dragon is the 2nd worst DLC, you can't access the majority of the content if you're in western europe. The only one worse is Rajas of India, because it bloated the map even more adding rulers nobody wants to play and making the game run worse.

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You can't imprisonate everyone
Can vassals start revolting when they're locked up?

Why is the byzantine empire so fun bros? I played over 2000 hours and about half of them are byzantine.

No, thats why keeping them imprisoned forever is great. They CANNOT rebel or plot against you if in prison.

I play in central asia and the iranian plateau almost exclusively, to me it's great and makes the map more lively. I love playing as zoroastrians and zunists. there were a lot of problems at launch with the emperor being able to interact with nearly everyone all the way to constantinople but they fixed it

You should try to keep as many vassals imprisoned as possible.

as christian or pagan?
try the ancient religions mod, it adds a Hellenic heresy where you worship the titans, which is a more 'savage' version of hellenism and lets you raid.
I believe the mod has been incorporated into CK2+ but last time I checked the devs had left out the hellenic heresies, it's been a long time though.

Then what, no downside from imprisoning everyone other than not being able to change laws?

Denmark

Hellenic is more fun, but I find it hard to RP as a Hellenic emperor.

Well, you need to be justified in imprisoning people or you vassals will start to hate you. They also will rebel if you fail to imprison them. Imprisoned vassals give much less men than free vassals who like you, less taxes too. You don't need vassals to change laws, your council can be entirely people in your court.

If somebody really hates you and is pretty powerful, keep them locked up. Locking up a lot of lords isn't worth the effort as it reduces your army and income.

>play as Bavandid
>wait for abbasids to implode
>restore the persian empire
>switch to byzantine emperor
>restore the roman empire, not very difficult because they hardly ever lose territory, only hard part is italy
>restart the eternal war

I've done this at least 2 times.

What I hate is that it keeps the Myrmidons' name for the society even if you are Latin and have Roman names for the deities.

wtf, Ingmar Bergman references in MY crusader Kings?

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Post your best characters

>Custom kingdom in Russia, reformed the Suomenskuo church about 400 years earlier
>Guy who was son of ruler who lost the crown to a bastard cousin, instead now a Duke
>Decides to serve instead as a devil worshipper and using his powers as the Chancellor
>Fights internal and external wars over a long life
>Retires from the front lines at 70 missing a leg and an arm
>First three wives have died by this time, had about 15 children by now. About 4 had died of old age
>Marry the queen of Sweden at 80 and sire 6 children with her
>My old kingdom is crumbling from the Byzantines to the south and HRE to the west.
>Eldest son with her is due to inherit the country in my name, see this as my families out from the dead nation
>Die at 91, wife popping out another kid a few months after I die
>total score, 23

A fitting end to the country I spent ages with

how the fuck is this game still being updated?

>I dont like this game
>therefore it shouldnt be updated

>daenerys
>quick witted
Lmao k

Roger, I--... goddamnit, Roger.

Would be a shame if he got assassinated.

cringe

>slayed
Literally unplayable, toss it away.

What's that white teddybear icon?

stillborn

Lol, classic. Thanks.

lot's of them lad

nice

Reminder to pirate all the DLC and download HIP if you haven't already
hip.zijistark.com/releases/latest.pl

Based and piratepilled.

>start as steppenig vassal khan
>old man khagan croaks and I claim my own independant horde
>defeat and personaly slay the old khagan's son when he comes to retake my horde
>unite all nomads of my culture
>invade tibet and can only take the northern less moutains regions
>burn everything to ground for lots of dosh
>use said dosh to gain favor with china and use chink troops to annhilate other steppenigs
>massive horde invasion in europe starts
>burn byzantium to the ground and throw 3 HRE emperors in the meat grinder
>personaly lead army into france at age 95
>take an arrow to the eye and die instantly
>massive khaganate collapses onto itself as my only surviving heir is still a child.

BABY FUCK BABY FUCK BABY FUCK

Based on the books, hence the diarrhea

I'm new as shit to CK2 and I want my wife to poop out more heirs, do I choose the family focus or the seduction focus?

Damn. Now I have to install Elder Kings with sexmods.

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Family and mind her traits. If she's chaste, she doesn't put out as much and she's lustful you'll be drowning in babies but never be sure if they're yours or not

Remember wives have expiration dates, so remember to regularly dispose of unfertile used goods.

Based. 45 is the deadline. Keep her if she has good stats while you fuck young thots, but if she doesn't, imprison and execute

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I just want to be a happy french count living with my family near the coast but the Prince, that retard, wants to undo my county and take it as his own land.
I gave that asshole my priced spear as a gift but it hasn't persuaded him to abandon his plot and I don't have the manpower to face the royal dynasty of France.
But my sister has been married of to the son of the Bruce and is now the queen of Scotland but that won't garner me much more then a non aggression pack right?
Besides she got fat and fucked someone and is now branded a harlot so she isn't of much use to anyone.
guess I need more power for more security after all.

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Keep wife for her stats and fuck your harem of concubines like a boss.

if she's in her 30s get the seduction focus and wait for the event where you get a lover, then just legalize the bastard as a backup plan.

also, i dont know how, but the reach managed to defeat the white walkers before they completely ate westeros.
sure, the north has been completely and utterly raped, the only major house that survived was house greyjoy, house bywater is now on the iron throne (literally who), jon snow (and his children?) were all murdered by the white walkers so the starks are dead and the last remaining targaryens are the great great grandchildren of dany who arent even part of house targaryen any more but at least the humans win. it's pretty cool seeing this shit play out though.

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Did they just copy over the mongol rape horde mechanics, or how do the white walkers work in that mod?

How do I get the mod to work? It crashes whenever I pick someone to play as

How do I raise a good bloodline that doesn't come back to bite me in the ass? My descendants always wind up pressing a claim on me after fucking up my very carefully planned genetics resulting in a terrible contamination of the realm's gene pool. Pic related.

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I'm out here in the mud leading troops for you asshole and you just try to bullshit the land from under me?
fuck you I want a Republic.

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not really sure but the white walkers start out beyond the wall and slowly conquer as they go south. they kill everyone they capture as they go through the world and i think every time they conquer a county, it spawns event troops (wights) that act as their army. they start weak but if they snowball, they're basically fucking unstoppable with armies of up to 60k raping any kingdom they see. they also depopulate every country as they're captured.

Hmm, do they have fleets or would they just stop once they grab all of Westeros?

based Bran married an 11 yo

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in observe mode, you can see that they have some fleet levies but by the time they captured half of westeros, it was only about 60 which is obviously nothing next to the immense wight armies they had. it's still very possible they'd literally just put some troops on the eastern continent, start conquering and snowball again but it's never gotten that bad so i could see.
the game started crashing at about 3/4 of westeros being dead so i really cant say what they do.

Man I love the shit out of my son hot dang.
Little Raoul, son of Raoul, grandson of Raoul.

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Is there any way to get Dark World to work with Elder Kings?

I've tried adding 'dependencies = { "Elder Kings" }' to the main Dark World mod, but the game just loads up the vanilla map.

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>successor to a cruel, tyrannical, murderous king hated by everybody
>first act upon ascending to the throne is to cut off his own eye as a sacrifice to honor the gods
>join a divine warrior society as well
>spend all his time either raiding the franks to the west, or saving the holy sites of the slavic faith from dessecration by the fucking bulgarians, or dueling anything that walks
>war against the bulgarians ends in about a week because at the very first battle he personally captures the Khan in battle
>reforms the Slavic faith
>beloved by everybody
>Warrior-King with nearly as many soldiers to his name as the entire goddamn Abbasid Caliphate
>the raid train never stops as in only about five years I'll have centralized rule enough to be able to become a proper feudal lord even though I wanted to keep the realm as tribal because I though I could convert lands to my culture more easily by doing it but I suppose that's not really feasible
>accumulating as much money as possible to make the transition as seamless as possible by building stone forts in all vassal lands.

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