Holy FUCK, it's Pearl

How long will I have to wait for 3?

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A long while, I'd think. The Splatoon team is the same one who does Animal Crossing, so I assume they're putting most of their focus on that and will be for a while.

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There is a criminal lack of metalhead Pearl art

agreed

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This doesn't seem too inaccurate

I would've thought Marina already knew inkling language way before then

Pearl mentions in the OE chatlogs she could barely speak Inkling when they first met

>ywn adopt an immigrant octo, and mold them into your loving servant

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I always thought octoling was more of a dialect.

Pearl and Marina's love is pure, she would never manipulate her like that.

The Octoling amiibos also speak really broken English when scanned.

>The Octoling amiibos also speak really broken English when scanned.
That's cute

Inkling/Octoling fangs are so fucking adorable

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they look painful, honestly.

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Well I mean you wouldn't want a woomy to chomp on you that's for sure, but I still think they're cute to look at

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I like how playable octoling fangs are fucked up cause they are mutants. Sadly I don't have a screenshot to show what I mean

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HA-HA!

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what is she looking at?

Cosmetic surgery to make Marina feel more at home.

why does pearl kick so much ass

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The camera

>multi-talented singer (hip-hop and heavy metal)
>rich as balls
>adorable and hilarious
>have amazonian choctopus-goddess who dotes on you, and whom you get to fuck every. single. night.
It's good to be pearl

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This pic legit makes me want to fuck Pearl and that's something I never thought I would say

Her Japanese name references the pygmy squid, and the immature ones can fit on the tip of your finger, with the adults not being more than an inch.
The other half of her Japanese name references the colossal squid, which on the inverse side of things is literally the biggest squid we know of.
Her name pun in full is literally Biggie Smalls, which they just hammer into you anyway during Octo Expansion.

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>someone in the square drew BOTW Link as a representation for Team Teleport
You'd think if anything he'd be associated with time travel instead of a fast travel gimimck.

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When will Japan make Inklings real so I can finally grope Marie?

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>Biggie Smalls
Pearl's the baddest thug nigger of all

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she's wild

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Goddamn I need a doujin

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After Steins;Gate and Xillia 2, I've come to the conclusion that time travel is absolutely fucked and should never happen.

>Xillia 2
Does going through different dimensions count as time travel?

Well they do have the holo concerts

>no doujin of Pearl's earlier heavy metal days
>Pearl has an after-party after a sold-out show with more deafening music, blaring lights, and breaking shit.
>she snorts some crushed-up super sea snail, tears her tattered black tanktop off, and starts furiously fucking every metalhead in the room, humping away like an angry hamster

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>everyone just watches awkwardly as metalhead midget Pearl humps people's legs then passes out

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Doesn't only one Link actually use time travel? Whereas a lot of them can "teleport", either through actual warping or something like Gale Seeds.

BotW Link doesnt time travel, being in a coma for a 100 years isnt exactly an uncanny bending of time

Midna helps TP Link teleoprt

Three, OoT, Skyward Sword and Oracle of Ages

I didn't say he did, I'm saying that it's a loosely justified fast travel mechanic as opposed to an integral part of the story like time travelling has been e.g. Ocarina of Time.

Do a lot of people still play Splatoon 2? I enjoyed the first one a lot.

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It's still plenty active. Matches fill instantly every time I'm playing.

Japan won't do it in our lifetime, our best hope is that our grandchildren (>Yea Forums having kids lul) will pick up the slack

It's justified enough, one of the first things you learn in BotW is how to teleport to places and since it's all based on ancient lost technology it's not like it clashes with the actual story

I wanna bing bing wahoo with Pearl!

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I’m sure there would be more if her and Marina didn’t canonically dress and act like niggers.

First impressions are rough. Pearl has rocketed to the top of my favorite Splatoon characters but it took time, her design didn't do her a lot of initial favors.

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Post more Peals, I'm starting a folder

I found a pearl

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It’s her base outfit, doesn’t show her body cause the clothes are oversized.

Nah it's mainly her forehead. The real redpill is that all the squids have the same sized forehead it's just better covered by their hair

I still like the silly art that came of it

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The ones posted earlier with the giant cigarettes are my favorites

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That and being paired against the sexual powerhouse that is Marina for sure looked like it sealed her fate.

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Marina isn’t any more attractive, she just dresses more skimpy.

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wait times for matches are shorter than wait times in overwatch

Very true

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And to add on, this thread would be infested with DFC fags if Pearl dressed like Marina

I support Pearl but I can't unsee Marina as anything but a katana wielding fedora wearing octo and I need art of that

That's like 90 percent of Splatoon posters anyway

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Goddamn Marina

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>pearl’s tongue will never be in your anus

Why live?

for Marina only

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>implying any beta fags posting on Yea Forums wouldn't be exclusively servicing Pearl

*SNAP*

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I am fairly certain that this is cursed

Your pic somewhat reminds me of e-hentai.org/g/1385786/a3238f32d7/

I really hope we don't have to wait like 3-4 more years for Splatoon 3

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What would Splatoon 3 even be? If they want to do more mainline Splatoon stuff another DLC campaign or something makes more sense than a new standalone game

A spinoff would be cool though

New story, new music, new weapons, new stages, new aesthetic, new characters, just more new shit. Basically what Splatoon 2 was coming from Splatoon 1.

I love Pearl's DFC. Especially because she's not a loli, she's literally just a petite adult. Delicious.

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The purest

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I don't think it'll be that long. Maybe 2 years?

I don't even wanna wait that long, I'm impatient

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Pearl's slave is cute too!

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While not 3 I get the feeling they're going to give us news of some sort at E3.

I really hope something comes out of that rumored salmon run expansion

I mean I hope so too but I'm not particularly optimistic

TELEPORTERCHADS, /where we at/?!

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I was just thinking I'd love a DLC or something themed around the Salmonids. I really want more music in the style of Omega 3, those tracks are underappreciated.

The only real choice, fuck messing with the timelines.

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>not wanting to accept the responsibility of guiding the world to the best possible outcome

Brainlets

>messing with the fate of billions of people
No thanks I'll just teleport to my bros who live on different continents

Selfish, as expected of a teleportfag.

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t. wants to help Hitler rise to power
Time travel fags are pure evil

I ended up overthinking it thinking Time Travel would place you at the exact coordinates X years ago meaning you'd wind up in the middle of space. If you could teleport via time travel then what's the point of Teleportation?

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I would do everything in my power to help squids rise to power

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You don't need to do anything for that to happen. That's just our fate, it'll happen eventually.

she looks so cool

The best part is it's canon, not even fanfiction or anything

With time travel, you either go to the exact spot on earth you are standing if you don't exist in that period, or to where your past self (known location) or future self (unknown location, you can't cheat it by saying you'll be at x place in 5 years) currently is. Anything else is pushing it.

Somebody's gotta fire those nukes at the south pole

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IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ INK UP MAGAZINE
CHIRPY CHIPS AND SASHIMORI IN THE LIMOUSINE.

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Yeah, but the earth is constantly moving, you'd have to take that into consideration and if you do that you should be able to just rig it so you could move yourself to any point.

How would they even react to Humans?
If they were still around of course?

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Part of me wants to pick time travel, but I don't know what kind of time travel logic will be in place.
>Back to the Future logic where I can alter the present and accidentally wipe myself out of existence
>Endgame logic where I can't alter my present, and instead create alternate timelines
>any other logic I might be forgetting

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Finally, i am at home.
Most Time Travel stories are closer to BTTF than Endgame and what most if not all people think what time travel is

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I love Hime!

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Noice, didn't knew they made a second one

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I want to raise cephalopod daughters

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Same

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Those two are easily the best Splatoon porn.

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The other one where the Squid Sister bully a would-be stalker is also pretty faptastic

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That artist is great, dang

Stop reading my mind

That one is also excellent.
Splatoon + femdom seems to be a winning combination.

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>I get the feeling they're going to give us news of some sort at E3
While that would be nice, I don't think that's the case. Considering that they released a massively successful DLC, and the team is most likely working on Animal Crossing switch, I'd say the next splatoon news are going to be this fall at the very earliest.
Also, here's a picture of my wife Marie.

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technically its the octarian soldiers who are the mutants. people get it confused a lot because of that one art book passage, but octarians come from the severed tentacles of octolings. theyre two different creatures

Aren't the playable octolings mixtures of octolings and inklings? They have slightly different features.

nah, i imagine the playable ones are designed differently purely to make them look less evil since they arent enemies anymore. more of a game design decision rather than a plot-based one

That's just how their fangs are, no mutation is involved.

It's a shame they redesigned then though, I loved big hair octolings. They'd fit with the 80's aesthetic of the DLC pefectly.

sup niggies

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Based gremlin

God i want pearl to climb on my dick like a chipmunk in heat

I don't know why some anons adore her after the expansion, my opinion of her hasn't changed one bit

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She has a fantastic personality
Marina is pretty bland compared to her

I feel weird because I've never felt and sort of paternal feeling towards anything video game related. I guess I'm getting old.

>Marina is pretty bland compared to her
Really now? Pearl's story seems like the generic "spoiled brat that finally found her true purpose" type of story. Not defending Marina, but they both seem equally as bland to me.

I said personality though, not story

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>Pick time travel
>Go back in time and pick teleportation

Absoloute chad move.

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If we do get a Splatoon 3 any time soon, what do you expect to see in it?

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More weapons, more gear, more sexy squid girls

>phones are literally shaped like arrows pointing the right side up
>Callie somehow manages to hold her phone upside down

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I want a story mode structured like Splatoon 2's, with Octo Expansion-type levels. Make them tame at first, then devolve into levels like Girl Power Station later on for extra difficulty
Expansion of Salmonid and Kamabo Co. Lore
For DJ Octavio to not be the main villain again, maybe just an early-game fakeout but nothing more
Return of every special and weapon, rebalanced so that they all have their own utility and are interchangeable depending on strategy
And the usual like weapons, specials, outfits
Also the mascot band consisting of at least one male

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Galaxy brain

I want new characters but I also really love the old ones. I'm pretty torn.

I still like my idea of 3's idols being a large(r) band, like 4 or 6 people, with different members swapping out each time to make those mandatory briefings every time you boot up the game more interesting

I hope we'll get a male idol duo.
Also I hope they'll make less weapons and make them more customizable instead. I'm tired of having 5 versions of every single weapon. It's just a poinless moneysink and a big fucking mess.

If there's a male idol it'll probably be a male-female duo. I don't know if a male duo will take off like a female duo.

Or just make one of them a cute femboy

Well, you know how the trends are going these days. Even children's anime have traps in them. And Nintendo has been embracing Link's cute boy appeal. Who knows what the future may hold.

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Yeah I honestly think it's not that unlikely. Octoling boys are also not exactly masculine.

Semi-relevant question: Are you a homosexual?

No. I'm a fujo, though.

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They really are the cutest couple.

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I am not into yuri shit at all but I just can't help but see them as a couple, they are way too devoted to one another (especially in a lot of the supplementary material) for me to see it any other way.

Same, I'm not the type of person who looks for that line of thought, it just seems so obvious with them.

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It's why I see a lot of their dialogue on the set of Inkopolis news as just kind of playing it up for the camera (at least on Marina's part, I don't doubt Pearl is legitimately just that hyper and enthusiastic about, well everything) Marina is way more sassy in those segments than she's presented as otherwise. And I know a lot of that is NoA localization but even within other parts of the English script there's a difference between how Marina acts on and off air.

I want at least one more weapon types.

I want Splatlings to get more love.

I want the new specials (assuming they're going to give us completely new ones again) are fun to use while still being balanced, like 2's.

I want more Salmonid lore.

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I'm not sure how I feel about specials in general. They're cool, but I kinda feel like you can get them a little too easily; some matches feel like there's damn near constantly at least one special going off at any given moment.

Hopefully they let us play as either squids or octos from the start next time instead of locking it behind DLC (even if the OE DLC is fantastic)

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One more

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The next idols will be two girl squids again except they're actually robots piloted by salmonids and the real bad guys.

The next version of the Calamari Inkantation had better be a collab between the Squid Sisters and Off the Hook

Do they become cute salmon girls at the end

I don't get this image but it always makes me laugh

I have a heard time envisioning how to make anything Salmonid cute

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Imagine if you had sex with an inkling haha wouldn't that be weird

She fits in there pretty snugly

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Living the fucking dream

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Aren't inklings a lot shorter than humans? Haha how weird haha. Imagine how big your pp would be for them haha so funny

Not really. They're like five feet tall.

They're not really all that short. Marina is 5'8".

That's pretty dang short to me. What are you, a manlet?

She seems to be quite a lot taller than the average inkling though (not just Pearl)

she's 5'10, and Pearl is 4'9

I wonder if after the obvious Pearl vs Marina splatfest at the end, they'll also make a Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook one as a surprise or whatever. That'd be really cool.

>That's pretty dang short to me.
But nowhere near a lot shorter than humans being the point.

What is that belly button thing anyway?

This, strangely enough. The pic has a joan jett vibe going. Like she'll melt your face with rock and then fuck your brains out, while she's in control the entire time.

>That's pretty dang short to me.
I know this is a meme but it's pretty average height, if even a bit tall compared to a lot of human women.

I'd say it's a a bit below the average height or a few inches shorter

Humans are long dead. They think about humans the same way we think about dinosaurs.

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looks like you're right, at least for the male height (which is strangely the easiest to find; a few results say the global average for women is like 5'3" but I'm not entirely sure on those)

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What does that have to do with anything?

Yeah but that's not the point, user was comparing their heights to humans not what they would think of us.

I live in the Netherlands, which is one of the tallest countries. I'm 6'5 and the average for women here is like 5'6 so 5' is pretty short in my eyes.

Is Salmon run really that rough? I want that labcoat

turns out I was a dumbass assumed you were talking about marina
5'0" is definitely short as fuck

Only at the highest rank, otherwise it's not really too bad.

Only as the difficulty progresses. It sounds like you haven't played it yet so you shouldn't have much of an issue right now. Even so you only need 200 points to get the item of the month.

Once I get that coat I'm gonna war it with googles they go together so well

She looks like she fucks octolings.

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>Splatted by Small Fry!
I want to die every time.

Griller waves are the fucking worst

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I'm back among my people. Octo daughter best daughter. Teleportation rules.

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A shame we find ourselves on opposite sides veemofriend.

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Nothing wrong with a little friendly competition. I fought many a knight guy here.

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She is. I am team time, though

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Almost lost ya

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It's fine, we can have differing opinions and still be friends. Unless you don't like veemo, in which case begone.

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>Male 3 AND Male 4 in the same pic that isn't gay shit

Now this is quite a rarity

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That artist is a cool guy.

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Looks like the thread is winding down

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Love her and cherish her.

But I just got here.

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Well we fell to sub page 8 several times, it's worrisome

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Got her too late, I reckon.

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Maybe it's best to wait till the Splatfest begins

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It's hard to sustain threads constantly but goddammit I love these cephs

Me too. I'll be in a splatoon thread as soon as possible. I can't keep a thread alive or post on Yea Forums though at work anymore. Which sucks.

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I guess. I don't make the threads, I just wait for em.

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I'm premarange banned when I'm out and about due to some fuck in my town uploading CP, so I can only post from home or when I can steal some WiFi from somewhere

Got a range ban that doesn't look like it's going away so I can only post from home so fuck me, I guess

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Also it sucks but not much we can do about it. One less board to deal with

Times like these I'm glad I don't phonepost.

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I want to live in Flounder Heights

I want to play there again without having to reconnect my Wii U.

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I'm glad though it's only Yea Forums, which honestly makes sense with how much shit this board gets

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>4 in a tshirt and not much else

Jesus, I can't handle this

Way too much of it.

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But enough ranting, I am here to post cephs and talk about the game, less so with the latter right now since not many people here

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shit, I gotta remember the splatfest is this weekend. Been a long time since I last played Splatoon but goddamn this splatfest topic sounds fucking awesome.

Wish I had more to say but everyone already left.

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I'm still slowly saving the images you post that I like, my folder is up over 200

I'll just post art from twitter. I still check tumblr but I don't get why a lot of people draw inklings looking like monsters.

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What side you on my man

There better be a substantial amount of cute octos.

It's tumblr, drawing any character like a goblin is something of a prerequisite.

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My folder is split about evenly between woomy and veemo, as it should be

This thread motivated to come back to Splatoon 2

Finishing up the last few stations of Octo Expansion right now, I forgot how happy it makes me that this series exists

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Perfectly Balanced

Fine work.

Which one was your favorite? Or least favorite?

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Welcome back friend

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that should be the design of our currency

nice to hear.

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Its there a difference between dimensions and alternative timelines?

Bad idea, I would never want to let go of my money.

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It really depends on what you're reading/watching. Different series will call them different shit, though personally I get bothered whenever something that has to do with time travel is called an alternate dimension. It's the same fucking place, just a little different.

>Favorite
Any of the 8 Ball stages. Best music and overall more chill and contemplative

>Least Favorite
That station where you have to shoot a propeller with a sniper while the platform you're on rotates. It's not even hard or long, just anxiety inducing

All the faggoty shit is so cringe.

But on the plus side you'd have more money

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Someone who doesn't bitch about the 8-balls. I like you. I don't remember the propeller station but it brings to mind that fucking van. The whole level was well and good up until the very end with having to maneuver it up and down the giant ink machines. It was hell, it was.

What good if money if you don't spend it?

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Security, does a lot for your mental well being when you're not worried about not having food or a roof. I've been there

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>The van

Ride With Me? Fuck, I skipped that one originally, not looking forward to trying that again

Those are the things I would spend it on.

Most of it's fine but that last stretch is a bitch.

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I'm finally starting to pay off my debts so I'm getting to hang on to more of my money each month. Planning on upgrading my PC soon.

I could use a new rig, but priorities. At least I can play most things.

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If you can play most things then your money should be well used for other things.

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It can play most things, but I didn't say it could play them well. This piece of junk is just overall incredibly dated and randomly freezes all the time. No crashes but it might as well those times it runs about as slow as a frozen snail. The graphics card is about the only thing I can salvage. Like I said, though, one's gotta have priorities.

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Fuck this guy for not drawing lewds.

I'm planning on starting to stream soon so I definitely need some better hardware for that

Planning on getting those streamerbux?

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I mean it would be a nice bonus but I'm planning on mainly doing it as a hobby and as an excuse to upgrade my PC anyway. But if I could be fortunate enough to actually make money from it hey I'll take it.

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Hope it goes better for you than it did a guy I know. Dipshit quit his job and everything, thinking he was going to be on easy street. Last I heard he was doing some bad, bad shit just to stay afloat.

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I wouldn't quit my job unless I had like a year's worth of stable income under my belt, I'm not retarded

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>next SR shift has the tri-slosher
I hate this thing with every atom in my body.

And that's you're still alive and I assume relatively well-off.

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>tri-slosher
oof. I don't hate to that extent but still

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If only it was pre-nerf tri-slosher.

Well one would hope I would still be alive at any rate

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Just making sure.

I fucking hate it it, it's up there with the inkbrushes in terms of being fucking useless for SR. The damage is decent but rate of fire is trash, it takes so much fucking ink to use, it has absolutely zero range. It fucking sucks. I'd rather have a bamboozler.

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Shhhh, careful now
You don't want the goo tuber back from a few shifts ago, do you?

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I'd rather have it instead, I'm dead serious.

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>goo tuber
>in literally any situation
>let alone SR

Nigga, I'm no fan of post-nerf tri-slosher, but you can't be this emphatic.

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At least it has range and kill potential. Tri-slosher is okay for cleaning up some small salmon mobs but that's about it. It takes half your fucking ink tank just to take down a cohock and everything is an experience in frustration. Too short for steelheads, too slow to kill steel eels and stingers reliably, and if you have more than one target in front of you than you can forget about being able to do jackshit. With goo tuber I can hang back and maybe get some good kills if I'm not already getting chewed on.

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underrated post

Well, I can see where you're coming from. I just use it to clear trash, though this is usually when I've got friends on the phone. If I'm dumb enough to be freelancing, I may try killing other things with it, but it's freelancing so I naturally give about a quarter of the shit I'd normally give.

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I should play some more SR soon, I haven't touched it in like a week

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>though this is usually when I've got friends on the phone
We don't all have that luxury.

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I feel like I've seen the majority of SFW Pearl x Marina fanart today. Should I dig deeper?

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Go for it. Probably the only consistently good splatoon lewds to date. All the rest is riddled with shite.

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Well it's been real lads but I think it's time for snoozin, good night and may your dreams be filled with cephalopods.

good night

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g'night

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SUPER NINTENDO
SEGA GENESIS

Sleep well

What is it about this game's setting that just clicks?

It's goofy, but intriguing.

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I think this image sums it up well

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Night, dude.

They made a really fun world with great characters and its own gameplay style that gels perfectly and has its own story reasons for making sense.

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I could write an essay on what makes Splatoon special but one of the big reasons its setting is so cool is because it hasn't really been done before. It's sea creatures who've evolved to dwell on land and have thus become the dominant species. Even just stopping there it'd be interesting, but then they go like five steps further

Everything about the game oozes creativity, it really does earn its place among Ninty's other big franchises

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>stupjam
What the hell ever happened to them? The first half of my Splatoon folder is positively littered with the art and now there's nothing.

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Up up up

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who tops?

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Pearl seems like the obvious choice but I love the idea of Marina being a freak in the bed.

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At this point I might just end up going to bed.

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i want both of them to top me at the same time

Not quite yet, though.

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