AND GAY MEN!

It's cute in an autistic way
I wish I wasn't such an edgelord who can't enjoy things when they are "cringy". Fuck Yea Forums

man that's cute

SMILE DECAY

It’ll get worse. Soon enough you’ll be thinking where did all the good shitposters go from the mid 2010s

God, even the faggots were better back then.
What went so fucking wrong?

What went wrong?
DORNAHLD FLORMPGH.

Mid-late '00s weaboos were obnoxious, but they were genuinely passionate about their whole shtick. The ones that came in and replaced them don't even get a shit if not for I'M DOING IT IRONICALLY LMAO

I LOVE JAPAN EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE FUCKIN' COUNTRY BEFORE

I'll take these over the LGBT community.

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>What went so fucking wrong?
You became a dead-eyed boring faggot with no imagination or dreams

No memes or trolling those girls unironically look pretty

Nah, I was always like that.

>watch this video back in 2009
>got curious about this Girugamesh band
>download some albums
>they become my favorite jrock group
>mfw they disbanded in 2016
It's not fucking fair.
youtube.com/watch?v=qRYzUa-vJW0

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You can't even see any of them.

HEY!
STOPPU MISREPRESENTINGU MYU CULTURUUU!

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not video games

Weaboos inhabited the internet.
The internet was full of weirdos and the most normal people were those "rawr im a cuddlesaur xD" emos from myspace, so it was a unique, unpredictable, interesting place full of different corners to explore.
When actual normalfags flooded it, it went to shit.

Websites like Twitter and Facebook helped bring in the normalfags, websites like Reddit killed forums and injected their upvote attention whoring cancer into all communities, and companies like Google monetized the shit out of it.
And thus, the internet is the dull, barren wasteland of sameness we have today.

Things are so boring nowadays that more memes are born out of old stuff like Steamed Hams than newer shit, and the few new "memes" that are made are forgotten within a week.

I honestly didn't have any beef with the MySpace and Livejournal scene kid emos.

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I don't either, in fact I found them endearing, but i'm probably biased because I lost my virginity with one and we spent a pretty fun summer together.

>tfw I'm actually travelling to Japan in a few hours and am both nervous and excited

pray to the Jizo statue

As a mid-late 00's con kid, this is really nostalgic.

I actually met my friend group mostly through cons.

They were faggots but not "wrapped in 7 layers of irony" faggots

The girls were hot as fuck as long as they weren't fat, but the dudes looked faggy as hell because of how feminine the emo aesthetics were.

Heres some tips for Japanese.
Begin every sentence with “etoooo...” this makes you seem fluent.
End every sentence with Desu no matter what. Make sure you pronounce the U, because in Japanese culture its considered a polite way of indirectly letting them know you are a foreigner.
Ither than that, grammar work the same as english.
Lets learn all of the necessary vocabulary:
sumimasen- just say this whenever literally anything happens
gomenasai- sorry. Again, you need to be comstantly apolgizing for ruining their ethnostate with your foreigner presence so this should be about half of what you say.
Oy she- say this really loud when you eat

So lets say you bump into someone on accudent in Shibuya crossing. Look them in the eye and shout “eto, sumimasen gomenasai desuuu~”
You can probably get laid if you do this in the right areas

>10 years ago this year.
Where does it all go, bros?

To shit.

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>10 years ago I was thinking of how different my life would be in the future
>now
>literally the same except I don't go to school

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Look at the bright side: now we have politics everywhere and new government approved memes praising the glorious emperor.

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>Fuck Yea Forums
Don't blame this websites for your own faults.

Change doesn't happen for free user.

Make a significant move to a new place, it takes work but its worth it.

>we will never experience the internet from the 2000s again
Any nerds here play Battleon?

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user, please.

I just lack the discipline to commit to something, i'm seemingly incapable of keeping a routine.

>Not saying OI! instead of HEY!
You had 1 (one) job

go home whittu piggu

>10 years ago
>laugh at all the ridiculous wizard "back of the knee maybe" love life failure posts
>5 years ago
>oh well, maybe I'm hopeless with girls, but at least I'm in uni and not a pathetic NEET like all the others
>now
>unemployed virgin nearing his 30s
I wonder if this place turns you into a failure or simply attracts people destined to be one.

It kinda fills your need for social interaction, ridding you of your urge to have actual friends, and since people post porn, you also kinda get sexually satisfied.
Yea Forums is the life equivalent of a blow up doll.

>still in uni at 25 years old

oof

AHHHHH TAKE ME BACK

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Wow got older and do did those faggots. It's all about Ninja and Fortnite now, baby!

The hair on 2006 scene girls does things for my fuckin dick.

Now the thing for cons is for chads to go to cons and sexually exploit con girls because they're "easy" and feel that they can't compete with normie girls.

Yeah, it was really cute.

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Those chads are usually also turbo nerds as well. Cosplay fitness is a thing.

Something about it is both nostalgic yet cute but also super sexy.

Also looks super fuckin' hot on black girls

I'm still mad the AQ mmo turned out to be a paywalled piece of trash. I actually was in the early versions of that one and talked to that Cysero guy once

It's a demonstatble bad influence on everyone

It was pretty unique.
It was extra cute if one of her eyes was covered with hair.

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I never understood people who liked scene chicks. Its literally just jersey shore mom hair with black dye instead of bleach, and white facial foundation instead of spray tan.

is there anything better then making fun of cringe ass niggers?

The only good posts on Yea Forums anymore are in threads that aren't about video games

>it's literally the same but exactly the opposite

SHUT THE FUCK UP WEABOO!

Yeah, I still got a thing for hair covering the eye(s) too. Especially cute if it's both eyes.

You're not wrong.
Went to school with one who was batshit crazy though.

Its still big hair with literal buckets of spray, too much eye black, and so on. And theyre still high maintenance bitches, too. The only two differences are hair color and skin tone.

Yeah, both eyes are a bit hard, since you need to see and all that.
Plus, apparently, all that hair in front of your eyes caused them to irritate often.

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youtube.com/watch?v=vy_xbXIJ898
Sakura is best girl.

Well yeah.
Dark hair and pale skin > everything else.
Although that stems from goth girls.

Nice projection

Don't go to shops/restaurants that promotes itself as being "tourist friendly", they are probably run by chinks and their food will taste like crap since they knew gaijins wouldn't know the difference.

If you are visiting famous tourist spots like Akihabara there's a ton of tourist traps targeting clueless gaijin tourists, if you want to buy real shit do some research first and consult google map

>you completely missed out on getting to fuck tight teen scene girl pussy and will never get the chance ever again

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That tended to be the usual issue too, which was a shame. I guess that made the good ones that much better.
There's always a price to pay for beauty. Truly an elegance lost to time.

Goth did it right, though. Everything that defines scene is what makes it shit.

"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses. "Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves." "I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation. "Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something. "Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage. "GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination. "I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him. "AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.

You can just go bang a punk chick.
They are as easy as emos were, and they often have similar looks, although they are more likely to have tattoos.

"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly. "Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next. "SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair. The insinuation that eurodance could be mistaken for his homeland's music was more than Kobayashi could bear "Sakura-con Ikimasu!" Kobayashi roared, praying to any god willing to listen the coven assembled before him would peacefully leave his humble shop.

>not the one where "sakura-con ikimasu" is a warcry as he charge in to chop up the customers

This.
Goths are the true patricians choice.

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>nostalgia over scene
Scene was never a good look.

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It's not the same, user. It's like comparing trash to a diamond in the rough.

god I'd give anything to be brought back with my memory

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I think it's more in comparison to what we have now.
You have those chicks who, although some were trashy, still looked really feminine and hot, and nowadays we have this.

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what the fuck is the difference? her hair is scene, and the choke has spikes on it?

Is it the cross ear ring? The EXTRA pale makeup???

>the internet will never be like it was in the early 00s again
>mmos will never be like they were in the 00s again
>everything became normies and glommed around reddit
>nothing will ever be like it was
Why exist

I wouldn't keep doing it if it didn't work
they're so cute bros

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Who cares about scene?

Bring back gothic lolita instead. Where the hell are the frilly dresses and umbrellas girls nowadays? Don't tell me they got extinct please ;_;

There were some aesthetic differences like the pale makeup, but mostly that emos in general were just normal, loud girls with daddy issues.
Goths have always been a group composed of far more subdued and serious people.

It's all in the attitudes.

>tfw youtube.com/watch?v=c2GCyE7Fo74

isn't that /cgl/

It genuinely disheartens and saddens me that women feel the need to look like this. Just be a woman. Same goes for men. Stop trying to achieve the beauty of a woman and just be a man.

Goths are a more "elegant" group.

In the beaches.

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/cgl/ is more abot general lolita fashion, Goth lolita is a more specific thing that has died down, but is still around.

To be fair, those are art hoes, I was comparing the subculture that's the current fad, but even then is not that popular.
Still, shame subcultures aren't about making girls pretty but unique looking.

True that.

An emo is what if a goth girl was a 13 year old horny girl full of energy.

FUCK I miss Exteel so much. I remember going back to it several years ago and seeing that it had closed down the month prior. I missed the ending, and it made me feel awful.

Don't forget that Vic Mignogna, the faggot who directed/wrote this commercial, now gets whiteknighted by newfags on here. This is the worst timeline

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
youtube.com/watch?v=pb4Vqwq9qkM

Helloooo i'm a nostalgia critic.

Wait, really? Vic Mangina directed that atrocity? That's hilarious

Damn, this shit gay as fuck lmao

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kek i was watching this the other day.