How would society even work under Eggman’s dictatorship?

he would get bored of management after sometime, perhaps several months or a year before he built something to run society for him or just left his territory to run itself

>once everyone sees me capture sonic, I will rule the world
Really not sure about his logic here. Is that some kind of catching the Golden Snitch type of rule?

It's because Sonic is the only person that can stop him.

If the comics are anything to go by, he'd have everyone working for him with total subservience under threat of total body paralysis chips or the death / suffering of loved ones

It means you can't rebel because you can never outrun his forces.

Or he'd turn them into living batteries and sap them until they're dry.

GIVE ME YOUR PHONE

by jerking my PINGAS

FUCK you.

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

I just had a dream about a game centered around Eggman and it was awesome.

That’s nasty, I always imagined him as someone who chases power but has no real idea about what to do with it.

THATS DISGUSTING

What if eggman would be a good leader but sonic and co are just super racist against him?

This.
It's all a conspiracy. Eggman does nothing wrong.

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SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM

Reminds me of the time Mojo Jojo took over, but was actually super good at the job, and the world became a utopia.

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SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT, EXCEPT WAY SMALLER.

>comics
Those are trash thou

Dang so Eggman's power level is decently high. At least comparatively with the rest of humanity

Sonic is generally the only person who can ever stop Eggman. No Sonic = Eggman takes over the world.

No society. Only Eggman. And robots.