Patch 8.0.5:

hidden patch notes
-dothrakis respawned
-unsullied numbers have been multiplied

Hotfix 8.0.5.1
- Reduced morale for all Lannister units
- Stone now properly explodes when hit by fire attacks
- Blocked out of bound glitch in the lower area under the red keep

Post like these make me smile at people's creativity. I wish some of these show up on the board more often.

>that part where arya spawns herself a horse
Why do admins always abuse their power?

>convinces Dany not to attack King's Landing when she could've easily forced a surrender with her 3 dragons, allowing Cersei to build up her forces and invent scorpions
>sends the unsullied to an empty castle, allowing the Lannister army to easily overwhelm the Reach
>convinces Dany that the White Walkers are the real threat to Westereos and that she should focus her attention on it instead of Cersei
>convinces Dany and Jon that they should make a peace treaty with Cersei and convince her to fight the dead with them by bringing her a wight
>The mission to get the wight ends up getting Dany's dragon killed and Cersei betrays their agreement by never sending her army
>Dany's army gets halved in the fight against the Night King while Cersei loses nothing
>Thanks to Dany's attention being elsewhere, Cersei has time to invent super scorpions that kill another one of Dany's dragons and let Euron capture Missandei
>never tells Dany about the secret passage into the Red Keep that could've been used by an assassin to kill Cersei or a small force of soldiers to take the Red Keep
>spreads rumors about Jon being Aegon Targaryen, undermining Dany's right to the throne
What the fuck was his problem?

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>and invent scorpions
Weren't they just mass manufactured and not invented?

>8.0.5.1
remember the 4.0?
those were the days

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Qyburn made it seem like he invented them
youtube.com/watch?v=V6eJy7Gq7WI

>What the fuck was his problem?
Bad writing apparently

Remember that time when they were worried about the populace not accepting Dany after using dragons to burn king’s landing, despite Cersei literally blowing up their main temple and everyone in it with absolutely no repercussions, despite making no effort to hide it?

You tell me right now how come the dragon's fire turned into bombs

>White Walkers
Such a fucking nothing plotline. Like a tornado or tsunami.

>S1-7
Winter is coming!
>S8 ep 1/2
Winter has come!
>S8 ep3
Winter has gone, it’s cool.

He's subverting your expectations. It wouldn't feel right for him to keep the smarts all 8 seasons, that's too obvious

same way how huge lizards can fly

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These 'dragon killing scorpions' are one of the most bullshit moments in the whole fucking series. You want to tell me no one in the whole fucking world had that idea to make a fucking scorpio against the dragons only Qyburn? How the fuck diha Aegon conquer the 6 kingdoms with his dragons if some big arrow can destroy the dragon scales? D&D is a trash writer who nerfed the shit out of the dragons then realized it doesn't make sense so they made the last living one more book like

I would of said that that part is ridiculous, but it doesn’t even stand out compared to all the bullshit thats been going on for the last couple of seasons.

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So I get this is something to do with that game of thrones show but why d&d?

The Tiberium-Effect

C&C 1. Tiberium is growing!
C&C 2. Oh shit Tiberium is fucking us over!
C&C 3. Tiberium has fucked us over
C&C 4: Tiberium is gone, lol

Like the Walking Dead they're obviously slashing the budget in certain areas, killing off the dragons and ignoring the dogs so they don't have to pay for animals and CG.

>haven't been able to stand Daenerys since season 1
>suddenly grow to like her and hope she wins (even though I know she doesn't) after she completely and utterly destroys King's Landing
What does it mean?

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>I mean, this is how those crossbows work in the books, barely scraping the dragons and only an eyeshot would kill them.
So more like a tolkien dragon instead of these flying lizards? Good, I found it really weird how dragons were so feared, but then a couple scorpions were enough to kill it.

David Benioff and D.B. Weiss are the writers of the show

The Long Night? More like The Extended Evening.

CnC3 did bring some significant tech to combat tiberium tho, especially with the Scrin finally showing up in some force. GDI seemed to control Blue zones pretty well anyhow, With Scrin dropping even more alien tech, and Nod / GDI having a temporary cease fire I wouldn't say that it's impossible to eradicate Tiberium with time, just that half of the world will become a desolate desert / salt flat after that regardless.

How's the GoT mods for warband?
M8 it's a dragon, it's already dumb and doesn't need to make much sense. You could say the same thing about all the carts exploding the first time she faces off against lannister forces.

>C&C 4
SHUT THE FUCK UP IT DOESN'T EXIST SHUT UP SHUT UP

>after she sent a text message to say their relationship was over
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh. There's always more to it. He's a psycho, of course. But there's always more. She's the type who likes psychos, first of all. So she's already fucked in the head herself, at the very least. Probably tried to humiliate him.

guys I think there's a bug, you're supposed to accept the surrender condition when you hear the bells, not raze the city

The city surrendered, then she had a choice:
>keep the city
>raze the city
it's like you never played civ before. Although now that I think about it capitals aren't supposed to be razeable.

>everyone tells Danys to not burn kings landing
>the bells are ringing and everyone is surrendering
>Danys rages and starts to burn KL
>suddenly green fire explosions everywhere except the red keep
>Cersie had been stockpiling wildfire again in secret in anticipation of this
>everything gets nuked by wildfire
>Danys loses her entire army and has to retreat
>Cersie moved as much of her army as she could into the red keep
>Cersie puts destruction of KL all on Danys and turns everyone against Danys.
There I made the Episode better.

What was all that build up for exactly? Didn't the yaaasqueen dragon slut talk about the "LAST GREAT WAR", even though they side quested the fucking night king?

They are in Total War games

WHO CALLS?!?!

yea NK is basically just an elite mob turns out

Lmao you thought it was a build up for something? Get fucked, idiot.

why would she have to retreat? she still has a dragon that breathes napalm. even if every single one of her units died, she's unkillable. you didn't make anything better.

They ran out of the books to follow. Tyrion was a smart fucker in the show up until he met Dany, which in the books he was a few chapters from actually doing since he was just outside of the city limits. When they do this shit in the books I guarantee you he wont be as retarded.

"elite". Mother fucker looked normal tier as fuck to me. Didn't even drop a purple.

>dies in one hit
>you lose the game if he dies
More like a VIP in an escort mission.

GET FUCKED? HOW ABOUT FUCKED GOT

They forgot to add the dragonfire can destroy walls when it's just fire.

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The Robert Baratheon fight was hard, but fuck me Robert, the Hammer Saint was near impossible.

In the books they were almost unstoppable when they were big enough. Aegon and his sisters/wives pulled some crazy shit with his clutch. The Maesters had to poison them to finally get rid of the ones the Targs didnt kill themselves in the Dance of Dragons.

Dude just use wine and the boar tusk.

>unstoppable force of undead
>tanks dragonfire like nothing
>dies to a butterknife in the torso
Superb writing.

you got fucked hahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anyway, the show subverted your expectations, so it's good. After all it's all about the journey and not the destination

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>season finale ends with the main characters suddenly sitting around a table in modern day
>turns out the whole series was just a DnD game
how would you react

Anyone who did not fully expect the dumpster fire that has been season 8 has not been paying attention. The deviations from the books that D&D put in from season 1 have been terrible, with more frequent "original" rewrites each season; D&D are modern TV show writers and it shows. There is no other way the series could have gone once D&D not only passed the books, but had to build on their own "original" work from season 6 and 7.

>I mean, this is how those crossbows work in the books, barely scraping the dragons and only an eyeshot would kill them.

Didn't know you posted on Yea Forums, george

Why is everyone calling her dragon hitler?
I think I watched the episode I remember cleganebowl

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>The cops show up and start arresting people.

There fixed that for you.

Think the DM needs to get better at his job.

So the real game of thrones was the friends we made along the way?

>Danys attacks the red keep
>The Mountain tosses Qyburn at Danys and hits her right in the face
>danys falls to her death
>as soon as Danys dies Drogon shatters into a thousand pieces.
>everyone celebrates The Mountain as the hero of Westeros.

Is there a repository for the show I can watch online? I’ve only ever seen S1 and don’t have HBO

>build up the entire Cersei/old maggy prophecy
>its the driving force of her descent into madness and paranoia
>build up Jamie's independence and realization that Cersei never loved him like he loved her
>either he or Tyrion have to kill Cersei for any real satisfaction
>'lol rocks fall and she dies'
SUBVERTED

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>Arya is that one chick that DM is banging
Now it all makes sense

It truly was a game...of thrones

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I actually really enjoyed last episode
>danerys goes YOLO balls deep with dragon vs crossbows and wins by sheer luck
>danerys goes full targaryan blood fury mode despite a lifetime of warning against what her father was
>jon snow realising he fucked a literal hitler
>cersi muttering she doesnt want to die in the arms of big brother
>kyburn makes one small mistake and gets his brains smashed
>northerners raping women
theres nothing that brings me more joy than watching jon snow suffer

>Euron
>no eyepatch
>no blue stained lips
>no raping of his siblings
They just stopped trying didnt they?

>cersei packs the red keep with civilians
>daenerys does the rational thing and goes straight for the keep after taking out all the scorpions
>cersei smirks behind her thousands of meat shields
>dany dgaf and torches the keep

there i made the episode better

>build up Jamie's independence and realization that Cersei never loved him like he loved her
Meh I dunno about that, I think people shit too much on Jamie's arc getting butchered. Even if gets some exploration of the character it doesn't necessarily mean that he's not fixated anymore. He got independence, he got more honorable, he realized that he's being used, he still chose to return. People moving on is not that common, especially if his whole life was built around it. The only realization he got is that he will be a depressed fuck for the rest of his life if he leaves / kills Cersei

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I found it hilarious how Jon just casually slaughtered anyone trying to kill him while he was lost in thought.

God bless the acting in that bell ringing-induced nervous breakdown scene. 10/10 acting and 10/10 consequences.

everyone knew they were gonna butcher jaime back in season 4 when they cut tyrion telling jaime how cersei bounced on every other cock in king's landing while he was gone

Jamie not killing Cersei and going back to her would have been fine if it was Tyrion that killed her. Its just empty if they ignore it.

Game of Thrones 8.0: You Will (Not) Enjoy This Show

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ssame
after the embarassment that was the long night, this episode was really fun and I don't get why everyone hate it

It would explain a lot.

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Tyrion is a faggot in the show rn anyway, so it doesn't matter. His arc now is that he gets more retarded with each episode. If that is indeed a DnD-like session, I hope the show reveals that the player who plays as Tyrion has been having a brain tumor for the last 3-4 seasons, now that's gotta be subversion of your expectation

they wrote Tyrion into being a retard because they themselves aren't smart enough to know what a smart character would do.
it's depressing.

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>Even if gets some exploration of the character it doesn't necessarily mean that he's not fixated anymore.
>MFW I can relate to this
There is no one more cucked than me... Except those dudes who let black dudes fuck their wives. Those dudes are more cucked than me.

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You see, Tyrion kind of forgot about how to be smart

The DM isn't banging Arya. He just really wants to bang her. The campaign wrapped up because they're too close to the end to pad it further and in reality there's nothing in King's Landing that could realistically stand against the PCs, so the DMNPC goes berserk.

>Bran is the player who fucked off years ago, but couldn’t be killed off the Gm wrote him into the plot
>Tyrion is the guy who used to put in all his effort, but got bored and started phoning it in when he realised the GM was too stupid to appreciate it
>Arya is the GM’s gf
>Jon is the guy who keeps trying to get his character killed, but the GM mercilessly railroads him
>Jamie is a massive power gamer who later decided to try RP out, but missed the final session
>Sansa was a GMPC given over to Littlefinger’s player after he got bored of him
>Littlefinger is That Guy

>Player: Sorry DM I don't know why my character would care about fighting this guy. Can I just tell him off?
>DM: No, he wants to kill you!
>Player: Why though?
>DM: Because you're a famous knight. Did I mention he fucked your girlfriend?
>Player: I got crippled like 20 sessions ago and he's mocked me for it.
>DM: Because he hated and envied you.
>Player: I thought he was just a dick. Did he also envy his nephew and those girls he kidnapped?
>DM: Look I promise this is going somewhere, just go with it.
>Player: Fine, let's fight.
>DM: Alright so even though you lost, you get a sneak attack in. So you're both bleeding to death. As you stumble away you can hear his final mocking words to you "You killed me, but I got you!"

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Kanes Wrath established that regardless of the GDI effort the Tiberium Growth is increasing exponentially.

COMMAND AND CONQUER 4 IS THE EPIC FINAL TITLE IN THE TIBERIUM SAGA AND COMPLETED A DECADE OLD MASTERWORK AND FAN FAVORITE WITH THE CONCLUSION OF THE TIBERIUM CONFLICT AND THE STORY OF KANE.

youtube.com/watch?v=8No_Ea6tmYY

Jamie's ending was great. Best girl won. Get dabbed on, Brienneshitters.

Littlefinger only had experience playing Amber Diceless Roleplaying before joining this D&D campaign.

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kek

>They’ve been siting around the table for 8 hours already
>They won’t be able to see each other again for a long time
>DM realizes that he has 20 minutes to finish and he still hasn’t reached winter yet
>Makes it all up as he goes along, doesn’t have the time, will or focus to guide the players along a sensible, well thought out plot.
>Everyone plays along, they are tired and not really paying attention anyway
>By the time it’s finished everyone is just glad it’s over
>In less than a week everyone has forgotten everything involving the end but all have fond memories of the great moments they had in the early stages of the adventure.

Jaime's ending was fucking retarded, completely got rid of any character development he had. I didn't even like how he and Brienne got together. Felt retarded and forced, would have preferred if they were friends. Jaime should have choked the shit out of Cersei though.

Consider your expectations subverted bruh

How do you think people that named their daughters Khaleesi feel now with the revelation that the bitch is actually fucking mental?

ELABORATE

"No sweetheart I named you after the book character, now eat your chicken nuggets"

youtube.com/watch?v=EA7UQOYskas

Naming your children after a pop culture character is always retarded unless they already have regular sounding names like Luke.

>Disappointing
>Epic
>Pick one

Kek

yes

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The show is not even over and shit like this:
indiewire.com/2019/05/conleth-hill-game-of-thrones-frustrating-seasons-varys-death-1202140285/
keeps piling up. I'm glad I can enjoy GoT again, not for it being good, but finally getting into "So bad it's good" territory. This season is gonna be remembered as one of the most cinematic failures in history, it's good to see train wreck finally getting so out of control they can't contain it anymore

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nice youtube comment section you have here, sir

have an upvote

Her reasoning is stupid, but so has everything else been the last few seasons

I actually really liked it, even without "so bad it's good" bullshit

Dragonfire:
Flames now behaves like high pressure water jets.

>just realised the show is guided by "muh white male viewpoint"
>the show that is based on a book written by a white male
Not the sharpest tool huh?

GRRM is feminist tho

>Davos is another players dad, he sticks around because he plays the game well, everyone enjoys him and has fun
>Brienne is the girl who half self-inserts, but plays the game REALLY well and RPs properly
>Sandor is the guy with the toilet mouth, enjoys playing the game and is all around full of banter

That you only like shitty writing when it triggers lefties.

>I'm literally crying right now
*like*

Normies forget about bad thingies very fast, it will be remembered as the greatest show or all time for many years and there's nothing we can do about it.

Wonder why the DM hates Stan so much that he tried to shit all over his character and prop up his gf and her friends characters.

Man you must be fucking retarded this is one of the poorest episodes ever released on a TV show with this kind of budget.

Mate. It's because normalfags are forgetful that the only thing they'll remember is this horrible final season.

You underestimate people's ability to get hung up on a bad ending.

People still talk about the Sopranos ending.

The man's a powergamer that tried to take the story over, DM had to "rocks fall everyone dies" him at least twice.

>Jamie is a massive power gamer who later decided to try RP out, but missed the final session
Kek

Varys and Little Finger were literally the main players during book seasons, and then they became retarded background characters.

>going back to Robert/Lancel/Euron's sloppy seconds is better then fucking a virgin giant

When will videogames look like that?

Damn they hated it.

>realising Jaime got the Last Laugh over cersei as the last woman he fucked wasnt her, in addition to taking the other womans virginity and possibly having a kid

>"No sweetheart I named you after the book character, now eat your chicken nuggets"
nobody's gonna believe that excuse though, only showtards that cared about the show and only about the show did the Khaleesi thing

I still don't understand why people are mad Euron wanted to kill Jaime. He's a mad bastard who cuts out the tongues of those who serve on his ship.

Evil bitch is the objectively the best ending, they just had jo foresight and jammed it all into three episodes. Hell, I think I remember a quote from the fat man stating he wanted to do a sauron origin type story or at least touch on how someone could become so evil. It could have been some really good shit if it were paced well.

Cap my post and make a thread about it in a year so you can tell me I was right, I'll mark the date.

>"No sweetheart I named you after the book character, now drink your dirty water"
ftfy

It's bad TO YOU.
Twitter caps are not normies opinions, just cherry picked shit from mentally ill people.
Normies are still loving GoT, every second of it, they all cheered for Arya killing the NK, and even Eurons death, the worst insult made to cinema.
I am an actual normie expert so don't @me.

I'm 99% sure that book Dany is also gonna go nuclear, it will just be set up much better (it already is considering that books didn't skip over negative consequences of her previous exploits on essos). So a crazy mass murderer either way.

THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT

>that pic
WTF I LOVE GOT NOW?!

Lol are there people here who unironically think the books will end?
How can you reach this level of delusion?

I have plenty of normie aquanctices, nobody likes the writing anymore. Nobody on the internet cheers for the show. Not on twitter, or social media, or IMDB, or youtube or wherever. Even big fans are disappointed. We will see how well it performed after HBO releases numbers and we will let all the drama cool down a little, but I really doubt that most people are fine with it.

BUT THE MORE SHE SHAT, THE THIRSTIER SHE GREW

>Jon: So I died right? I can make a new character at last?
>Gm: you get resurrected
Later
>Jon: ok, so I stand my ground against a cavalry charge, ready to take a few with me
>GM: your own cavalry intercepts them
Later still
>Jon: I jump into the icy lake, hoping to distract a few zombies and walkers so everyone else can escape
>GM: your undead uncle comes to save you. You make your CON save and don’t get frostbite

>Jon: surrounded by zombies, I make a last stand!
>GM: after killing a few, the rest just vanish. No I’m never explaining how

>Jon: you know what, fuck it, I just stand up and shout at the undead dragon, hoping it just fucks off or falls apart
>GM: funny you should mention that...

>Be the guy who wants to die in his current D&D campaign
>End up fighting fucking Death last session, one on one
>Win

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>Daenerys sit's down atop the iron throne surrounded by rubble that seems to have magically avoided the seat as the keep came crumbling down around it.
>Daenerys throws back her head and lets out a haughty cackle
>As her laughing continues just long enough to become uncomfortable a figure emerges from the rubble
>"My queen!" Jon Snow shouts as he shambles towards her tiny figure resting atop the massive tangle of metal in the shape of a chair.
>"Jon! I've won! ha! can you believe it? I won!"
>A grim visage possesses Jon's face as he continues to make his way towards her
>"My queen...I can't let this go any further"
>Jon weeps a single tear as he approaches the iron throne and slowly draws Longclaw from it's scabbard.
>"MY QUEEN!" Jon screams as he thrusts his sword towards Daenerys heart.
>*Record scratch*
>"Yup, that's me Daenerys Targaryen, quite the mess I've gotten myself into isn't it?
>"Well, maybe if things had happened a little differently I might not be in this mess, now here's what COULD have happened!"
>"A Waltz of Wights" Now available on Amazon for $99.99! get it while supplies last!"

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He was a cheap jag sparow knock-off instead of the mark magic madlad in the books.

Dude, the night before he rode of to Cersei, he had Bronn in his hut telling him that he was hired by Cersei to kill Jaime. Dumb and dumber probably just forgot about it touh.

lolno, the only good and competent female character is Arya (in the books).

Even the actor is calling them out for it. at 1:09
youtube.com/watch?v=EA7UQOYskas

>as the keep came crumbling down around it.
Thankfully she torched everything except the keep. Cersei was in it and her avoidance was just too high.

No the fatman said that with his books he wants to tell about the reign of Aragorn after beating Sauron not just stop telling the story.

They already look better

Don't they have the biggest budget for a tv show? 100 million for 6 episodes iirc.

That was a stelath patch between 8.04 and 8.05. Players compalined that Jon could hide behind a small wall made out of lose bricks and the dragon didn't manage to hit him.

Nah, it's just that zombified dragons are weaker for balance purposes.

I'd be pissed how he fucked my character and only giving me one safe roll against multiple suprise attacks.

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dumb weeb

Didn't he blow up the castle's wall moments before?

Maybe the part where she burned the city to the ground after they surrendered idk

They have small mana pools.

Turn off your brain brah

STANDING

>We also increased scorpion reload time by 150% and reduce attack speed by 90%, reduce ammo capacity from 11 to 1
Hope you enjoy the patch and sorry for the inconvenience

Dragon fire can't melt fantasy concrete beams.

it really needs an edit with MGR ui

>How's the GoT mods for warband?
A Clash of Kings was full of absolutely retarded shit like tripping and random events that lead to permanent stat loss.
Granted this was a few years ago and maybe it's gotten better, but I doubt it.

>whole point of playing a bastard character is the ignoble background traits to balance out avoiding the penalties you have to take for noble skills
>game legitimises almost all of them later anyway

>whole point of playing a dwarf is for the intellect bonus at the cost of almost everything else
>patches turn dwarfs into retards without buffing anything
FUCK whoever balances this shit.

tbf the importance of intelligence has been greatly reduced with the new quests. Playing a dwarf now is just stupid.

>looks directly at the camera with a smile on his face
>"i was the man... who killed Jamie Lannister"
>winks at the viewer

Couldn't help, but burst out in laughter during that scene. What a garbage show.

Pretty sure he had some vials of Arya Estrus in his inventory too.

Gane?

Capitals cant be razed, which is the worst decision in Civ history

Ahh yes, we all know about the feminist nature of child rape, child murder, lesbian lolis, and 12 year old girls getting raped by dogs.
Truly, GRRM is the world's most prolific feminist.

Knife was made of magic anti-undead metal.

I think the Stannis nerf was where you could see way the wind was blowing.

>BlizzardGameBalance.jpg

the yellow dragon was already injured, there was no buff to dodge, stop listening to normies
otherwise a hearty kek from me also

kek

Hyped just to do nothing in the end. Fuck off Dumb & Dumber.

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what the fuck, this makes too much sense

GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED

Yes, the infamous 5.10 patch, many see it as the turning point for the game.

>Hey Jamie, want to randomly fight for no apparent reason?
>Sure.

He wasn't hyped at all, stop hating the show for the wrong reasons.

Yea Forums used to be built on this kind of creativity. /pol/ and phoneposters ruined this website.

Based Grey Worm knew what his orders were going to be from the start. He was just pausing to catch his breath there.

>hires the most expensive elite mercenaries in the world
>"oh by the way would you guys mind being isolated outside the walls with no route of escape? By the way I'll pay you after the battle teehee"
What did Cersei mean by this?

retarded zoomer.

>The Golden Company wasn't hyped at all

There's very little to like about the show anymore. This is but one reason.

>family mines as dry as her pussy

The question is why were they there and not with Aegon?
...They cut him didnt they?

I am not le zoomer - I am le boomer! le siiiiips

0:14 Missandei wanting to keep working with HBO.

they were hyped? jon snow was bought back -from the dead- to watch his little sister defeat the army of the dead and watch his auntie wife burn down a city.

was this worse than the last dexter season?

based
Sent from my iPhone

They were sold as the answer to the Dany and Jon's forces. Elite mercenaries, the best in the world.

Yeah, made the guy who played Varys look like a complete idiot who didn't know what he actually wanted to play as in the end.

The only good ending at this point

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I'm starting to understand why /pol/ doesnt like jews.

I was expecting him to stand up, pull out his sword, fight, take a couple dothraki down, and then die like a soldier. But instead he runs away. The guy leading the golden company runs away like a coward.

How would you react if a dragon just launched an RPG at your back and when you regained your senses you saw a bunch of savages screaming like terrorists coming at you on war horses?

Should have learned how to bunnyhop. He would have gotten away scot free easily.

she became a yandere anime character

What is this, if not the epitome of`an incel? A femcel?

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I know know what you think feminism is but you are very wrong.

The repeated defending OUTSIDE castle walls really triggers my autism

Try to backstab their leader so everyone else turns into dust

Why dos she looks 1000x more cute being broken and mad?

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Jon:
>hey Dany, I have a more legitimate claim to the throne than you. By the way, would you mind sending your cavalry into a suicidal charge, placing your trebuchets in front of everyone else, then using your elite melee fighters to cover up the retreating troops and lock a bunch of them between the flaming trench and the undead? Thanks
What could Jon possibly have meant by this?

Because this is the only kind of woman you believe would take an interest in you.

>Not wanting to marry your aunt you didnt know you had until your best friend and cripple wizard brother/cousin tell you

Nah, im not a incel. She just looks cuter without that same smug face she used to do since s1 i guess

What's the feminist stance on child rape again?

Why didn't they just make an animated series again?
Then they could have gotten away with all the child rape they wanted and wouldn't have had actors aging 8 years when their characters have only aged 2 or 3.

GURM wants to make a anime

But he's already making Dark Souls 4

Cersei betrayed him so much over the years, and he got "woke" so many times in those seasons it doesn't really matter if she hired a dude to kill him in the end, he will be loyal to the bone so much so that fucking someone else disturbed him so much he booked the fastest ticket to the King's Landing a minute after he came. He's obsessed. Beyond redemption. He can be reasonable when it doesn't concern her. But when it does - he can't be saved.

Very funny, we all know full well Euron just kind of forgot about the last dragon but the last dragon didn't forget about the Iron Fleet.

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>the books are incredible but will never be finished
>the show started out great and nosedived into retardation... but at least it ended

Forever punished to wander in this doomed world.

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Did she ever find out the writers were jewish LMAO

It's weird how 4 can't even agree whether Tiberium is gone or not. There's the TCN but there's a bunch of campaign maps where there's a shitton of Tib everywhere.

Gave Drogon a new perk: "Evade" 85% chance so evade all incoming damage
Hidden stat: "Plot Armor" 100% chance to evade all incoming damage

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>4.0
and then the devs decided to do that 5.0 expansion
how can you fuck up harder than blizzard holy shit

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Had I known this was the timeline I would experience, I'd have never started season 1 nor read the books and avoided this pain. Hind sight's a bitch.

She is right you know D&D are know Alt-Righters.
They did make a Confederate Show.

Who could actually make a good Asoiaf game? And what genre?

iirc the fat man wanted someone to make a grand strategy game and some rpgs for his setting
that whole bethesda shit was real but todd declined because he wanted to milk skyrim for several years, and so far there's no grand strategy game, only mods

Ubisoft and it's an ass creed game with you playing Arya going around killing the big targets

that guy?

Can someone explain to me what the point of Bran was? I can't tell if I have brain problems but it seems like half the show was hyping him up to be some kind of semi-god and he just sits around daydreaming... and then the show ends.

The rape was beautiful

Why didn't Dany attack the red keep instead of killing millions of people in the streets?

Remeber when Davos said "I never knew bells to mean surrender"? Good times.

I wander what it was he did that made D&D fire their medieval tactics guy? Pretty much everything that could go wrong did, so badly that even normies are asking shit like "If it was so dark, why didn't they just light torches?"

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Personally I really enjoyed the character of "Euron" in this television show. His character motivation was "I want to fuck the queen" and his character arc was fucking the queen, this is referenced subtly in his final conversation with Jaime when he mentions that he fucked the queen. This is also why his final confrontation had to be with Jaime, the other guy who fucked the queen.

D&D are confirmed as DMs who got bored of their campaign and just want to rush the party to the end of their railroaded shitfest.

The one line we get even hinting as to why he was important was because 'if the White Walkers want to end all life, wouldn't they want to kill the guy who can remember all lives first?'

So basically they just forgot

Bran is basically a hard drive for the world's history and that's about it.
The only thing he did was tell Jon about his birth

kek

>No Valerian Steel Armor
>No eye patch
>No crew of mutes

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Obviously this is the issue with everything on the show right now but it's especially obvious with seemingly intelligent characters. It takes an intelligent person to write convincing intelligent characters, especially ones like Varys and Tyrion who use subversion and manipulation to bend situations in their favor.

The DoucheBags just don't have that much intelligence.

She believed they were all her enemies since they didn't immediately embrace her like the civilians of Slaver's Bay did.

>Jon confronts Dany in the throne room
>HOW? HOW COULD YOU DO IT?
>YOU WERE MY AUNT, DAENERYS
>I BONED YOU
>Suddenly the single remaining door gets kicked down.
>Stannis returns
>Kills Jon so there's fewer gormless idiots in the world
>"Mother of dragons? I'll make you a mother of dragons alright."
>Scene cuts to a naked Kelly C bound by her wrists and ankles to the ceiling hanging 10 feet off the floor
>Drogon looms in the distance
>He sees her pale ass wiggling
>The dragon mounts her
>She screams in agony as he inserts his entire girth into her
>The sound of her hips cracking and her rib cage splitting
>He begins pumping harder and harder
>Blood, shit, and piss, run down her creamy thighs and begin pooling on t he floor
>Then a mighty road rings out, bringing down a few loose stones from the ruined ceiling
>Her belly slowly begins to expand
>She screams in agony, her toes curling as her body convulses
>The dragon roars again
>Her screams grow louder and more frantic as she continues to be filled with his seed
>At this point her belly is touching the ground
>Suddenly she stops screaming, her face takes on a blank stare as she begins to choke
>Gallons of semen begin to pour out of her mouth
>The tears running down her face begin to take on a white, milky appearance
>As she vomits dragonseed a good halfway across the chamber red lines begin to form across her swollen body
>Blood begins to trickle from her popped navel
>A third roar
>A burst of white liquid sprays from her breasts
>Semen begins flowing like a river from her eyes, ears, and nose
>Suddenly small jets begin to spray from her belly button
>And with a final mighty roar the dragon queen bursts like an overinflated cum balloon spraying the walls in gore and sperm
>A piece of her ruined body hit Arya in the face, knocking her out a window
>Bran laughs for the first time since he went north of the wall
>Stannis...smiles. He doesn't grimace or grit his teeth. He smiles.
>Roll credits. No music.

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I liked when he warged into a raven just to watch the battle and not help out at all.

They were literally surrendering. Its just sloppy writing but thats what GoT turned into, sloppy.

I can't decide whether Euron or Stannis had the bigger character assassinations.

>people complaining about the "tactics"

It's like people are looking for something just to nitpick, which is pointless when the story itself is already a mess. Complain about that. Over-analyzing fake TV battles like you're Sun Tzu makes you look like an autistic retard.

>No crew of mutes
He did actually, but it's only mentioned once in a throwaway line. During the 5 minutes he had Yara imprisoned on his ship, he told her it's nice to have someone to talk to, because his crew is mute.

>Valerian Steel Armor
ayo hol up
tell me more Yea Forums

t. didn't understand

Its become laughable that every battle involves marching troops outside the castle walls. Why even have the GC stand out there?

If you had a castle, I would siege it easily

That's how it goes when you start a Motorcycle Club, you can just spawn a vehicle, man.

>They were literally surrendering.
Dany didn't want to be surrounded by her enemies. Enemies who surrender are still alive to hate you and plot against you. I agree, it's sloppy as fuck, but it's a pretty sound way of thinking coming from a crazy Targaryen.

He raided Valyria for relics, has warlocks on his ship to tell him prophecies (he mutilated them), and he tied some girl he knocked up to the front of his ship as he went into battle after cutting off her tongue.

In the books he wants to steal a dragon using a relic.

It also takes an intelligent writer to keep the plot moving / interesting while also maintaining the intelligence of a character like Tyrion

Tyrion turned into a retard because D&D didn't know how to write Dany's invasion to make it last 2 seasons. She could have easily attacked KL right away when landing, had minimal casualities, and claim to be liberating the city from Cersei who just blew up the Sept.

Then the rest of the plot could be the long night.

Did you miss last episode where his crew is screaming to reload/move the ballistas?

>series spends hours and hours on extended battle scenes
>I'm expected not to care that what's happening for hours and hours is fucking ridiculous
Yeah ok David

pretty rough imo

The one guy who doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself, be it due to malice or stupidity. I.e That Guy who joins and tries furry ERP, or That Guy who makes a hideously broken character that steals the spotlight and ruins it for everyone else, or That Guy who backstabs everyone else.

Why does Arya get plot armour. Is the the player character?

It's just another thing to break down in the mess this show's become. You can point how much of a mess the battle planning AND the story are ya know.

Her advisers are all her real enemies. Tyrion is a fucking retard, Jon can't say a damn thing this season and Bran and Arya neglected to offer her any help or fill her in on their magic powers that would avoid a siege. If you think season 8 isn't sloppy you have mental problems.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaas

>cannot run out of dragonfire
Bullshit. Nerf this crap.

>i-it'll be better in the books!!!
What, the books that'll never come out? They were overrated from the start, and GRRM has flat-out said in interviews that he's lost interest in continuing after writing himself into a corner by killing off a character he later realized was essential to the story he wanted to tell. The show definitely shit the bed but people act like the books are way better and they really aren't. GRRM can't tie up loose ends to save his life.

The whole season has had characters constantly say "The best kings are the ones that don't want it", and guess who is the best at not wanting things?

I like that GRRM made an update to clarify he wasn't close to being done.

>episode 6
>in the ruins of the throne room, daenerys is sitting on the iron throne with drogon overlooking her
>she starts sentencing people to death by dragonfire
>jon snow remembers he has some balls, walks up to her and stabs the cunt
>drogon goes into a rampage after seeing his mother dead, eats jon snow
>arya appears, tries to nothing personnel the dragon, she gets eaten
>drogon continues eating every fucking major character alive
>after he's done, he takes a big dragon shit on the iron throne
>he flies off into the sunset, never to be seen again
>years later
>a fat old man visits the ruins of king's landing
>is it sam?
>he enters the throne room and approaches the iron throne
>the massive dragon turd is still there, still warm
>the fat old man starts digging into the dragon shit, pulls something out after a while
>he cleans it up, it's a book
>The Winds of Winter
>we see the fat old man's face
>it's George R. R. Martin
>he winks at the camera
>credits

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I like that they forgot that Bobby B didn't want to be king.

Which character was plot critical?

>after credits
>he burns the book
>takes a shit on it
>there's no shit
>only shitwater
>five minutes of him going AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>implying WoW will ever be released
I'll eat my foot.

His rule has honestly been better than all the shitshow kings shown so far

Add the actors/actresses to the meme.
youtube.com/watch?v=EA7UQOYskas

The fucking retarda couldn't have Arya kill Cersei as Jamie because they already """subverted""" our expectations with the NK death.

Why the FUCK arent they fighting from the walls. WHY. Why didn't they just fucking bail once they realized a dragon was fucking their shit up. They're mercenaries, they would leave if it looked like every single one of them was going to die.

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Tyrion should have mentioned that fucking beach entrance into the RK

>when boss fight gets rehashed throughout the series

SUMMON
THE
ELECTOR
COUNTS

He didn't say.

see

CK2 has always had great ASOIAF mods. There's one in EU4 where you can colonize the mystery continents which is kind of fun for a minute. An RPG would work perfectly if its in the hands of someone not fucking braindead. I would love a game where you're an explorer trying to chart new lands and dealing with the insane dangers of sothoryos or Asshai.

that would be retarded. Not even the latter kings of the 7 kingdoms knew about it. Cersei also didn't know (iirc). A smart man wouldn't fuck that big of trump card up. Now how Euron so convieniently happened to swim cassually to the president's super secret scape tunnel coming out from the WH into the cheyenne mountain dumb complex, now that was what got me pissed.

The point was the show now has very bad writing

Neat-o.

>n-no guys dany becoming an evil queen makes sense stop criticizing my show
You're fucking pathetic.

the golden company is probably very used to fighting dothrakis. Not a single pikeman in sight, they counter charge cavalry with short swords. reallymakesyouthink.

Make it like Witcher III and you're a hedge knight

>complaining about trained soldiers not having common sense is nitpicking
You're a disgusting fanboy.

>Valyrian steel dagger
>forged by dragonfire
>DRAGONFIRE
>the same that didn't straight up kill NK

Just turn your brain off, it's the only way to enjoy this travesty of a series now. Euron's whole deal has been inexplicably showing up at plot-critical locations just to fuck with important characters, and I can find some enjoyment in that

AFAIK, in the books, Golden Company was made out of bastard Targeriens. They had surname of Blackfyre or something. My impression was that they might either join Danny or seek to kill her and claim the throne, bastards or not.
This show in last three seasons was such a disappointment.

Brava. I am concluded, and hard.

Nah, it had to be inserted into vulnerable area.

WAIT...ARYA IS A WOMAN? BUT THE FACE...?

I think its amusing that you tried to link me to your old post that people were shitting on though

Tyrion should had mentioned placing your soldiers and trebuchets outside the Winterfell walls was fucking stupid, considering he personally lead the defense of King's Landing during the Battle of the Blackwater. D&D destroyed his character.

In the books, the golden company is working for this guy awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Aegon_Targaryen_(son_of_Rhaegar)
who wasn't even fucking included in the show because fuck you that would actually require some effort and would probably confuse poor show watchers.

>how could she not know that they were surrendering??? i cant even fathom that maybe she knew and just didnt care, considering she did ponder the attack for a moment and would make sense given her descent into madness
>wait no dany is 100% a good guy so she would have stopped if she knew so really it's the show writers fault
Yeah ok retard

Bong genes can be powerful stuff

holy shit it really does look like fucking dark souls 2

also why the fuck never face changed into a super cute poor orphan girl while she was doing whatever the fuck she was doing in King's Landing. That could've salvaged some of that shit. Just the fact that they think maisie Williams deserves that much of screen time already suffices to show how moronic the lot of them are.

I wonder if the rumors about the books being delayed by HBO til the show finished had any truth to them.

She'd have to be broken to give you the time of day, then she'd go fuck some Chadlet once you helped her get on her feet.

the valyrian part was more important
any of the 4 people with valyrian weapons just needed to barely crack the king and the fight is over
if anything not having valyrian arrows shot by longbows was stupid

>It's like people are looking for something just to nitpick, which is pointless...
>Confused "w..w..what?" as my spearmen envelope his line in pincer move while my cavalry charge from behind.
Nothing personal kid.

Hm, i see, so they digitally modified her face in the show so that she would look like an Oblivion character right? Because it would fit the video game narrative?

Omg, such excellent writing I can't put this FUCKING BOOK DOWN

>SHUT UP WHO CARES IF SHE SPENT LITERAL SEASONS TRYING TO BE A GOOD RULER AND THIS 180 DEGREE PERSONALITY TURN CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, IT MAKES SENSE AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE, DANY KILLING CIVILIANS NOW MAKES SENSE!
Do the world a favor and an hero.

Tywin's death is when this shit took a nosedive in quality and Tyrion went full "le depressed funny midget man".

What makes valyrians so special? They were just dragonlords, which targaryans descended from. I don't get why a valyrian dagger can kill NK but dragonfire can't, it doesn't make sense

Jaime was going to die anyway. Why not just have Drogon kill Euron? Weird things like that make this show a Seagal movie.

No. The books belong to george and the show belongs to HBO. George has basically had writers block for the main story for years, it's why he's moved on to other stories in the same universe.

Isn't there something about him working with from soft to make one?

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I feel like the upper arms on that ballista would just snap off when it is wound up, given how they are attached to the body.

>Arya and Sandor leave alone, ahead of the armies with the intent of killing Cersei
>they somehow fail to get there on time and only reach the keep once the siege is in its final moments
I guess Arya had forgotten her teleportation machine with Dany's armies.

Wait, they fired the guy telling them how medieval tactics worked with no explanations?

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=ydbEtRe01yQ

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Magical fuckery when their empire was at its height. The nobles who ruled the valyrian empire were basically wizards who owned dragons until the doom happened to valyria.

medieval guy couldn't turn his brain off

i refuse to believe this rumor until i see an official announcement.

The mutes are there, he has a off handed remark mentioning them when he sits down to tell his niece how he intends to go plow the Queen.

>Dany goes nuts after Jon doesn't give her the dick
>Jon can't control his troops after avoiding sex
>Arya kills NK after having sex, then after dumping Gendry she can't do shit in KL
>Tyrion mentions he hasn't had sex in years, coincidentally he has been useless and stupid for several seasons now
Are the writers trying to tell us to have sex?

Valyrians had legit sorcery and magic. Valyrian steel was made with it and so its anime level of sharp and unbreakable and no one has been able to recreate it, all the best smiths can do is melt some down to reforge as a new shape.

Just don't think about it. Consume product.

Bravo D&D

>he tied some girl he knocked up to the front of his ship as he went into battle after cutting off her tongue.
>In the books he wants to steal a dragon using a relic.
Absolute madlad

youtube.com/watch?v=Pk3xzmTI-WM
"Rooting for Daneryyyss"

>never tells Dany about the secret passage into the Red Keep that could've been used by an assassin to kill Cersei or a small force of soldiers to take the Red Keep
TWENTY GOOD MEN

>Arya kills NK after having sex, then after dumping Gendry she can't do shit in KL
>Arya kills NK after having sex
>Arya
>Sex
>vomits

only literal morons think danny wasn't prone to occasional bursts of unwarranted violence. Yes, she was trying to be a gud girl, and sometimes she couldn't. that was actually explicitly shown multiple times on the tv show up to her being conflicted over what better after all, up to fucking spelled out slowly for even bigger morons with short attention span. Funny that even that wasn't fool proof in the end. D&D are retards to be frank, but this one isn't on them.

At least dumb and dumber won't be directing anything after this, right?

Right?

>trying to be a good ruler
literally LITERALLY everyone for the past nearly 10 years has been calling Mad Queen based on the simple fact that she's been a terrible, vengeful, entitled bitch the entire time. Inbetween executing political figures and rightful prisoners of war, committing genocides and cultural cleansings, and being a general murderer and foreign warlord, the only reason retards like you THINK she was any good at all was because every time she said or did anything they played hopeful strings instead of heavy wind instruments. And you retards fell for it, every time

They are doing a star wars thing.

Hope you don't like Star Wars because if you do, I have some bad news.

You are literally a drooling retard if you think using the dragons to kill soldiers and people trying to kill you or your people is the same thing as willfully murdering helpless civilians. I see this argument everywhere and it absolutely doesn't work. Go be a hypocrite retard somewhere else, dumbass.

I bet you dumb fuck enjoyed the second season of Westworld, didn't you?

>Show starts off with accurate battles
>Progressively get less and less accurate until they're retarded
>"S-Stop nitpicking!"

we will be calling them based once Jon and the rest of the white Northerners kill Dany and put her savage foreigner army to the sword to reclaim Westeros to establish a future of white children.

Shut the fuck up. Consume product and then get excited for next product.

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>180 DEGREE PERSONALITY TURN CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

youtube.com/watch?v=v48Ol0D-l4E

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kino

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Don't remind me how they gimped Dorne and replaced it with BAD POOSY

it's been a while since I read the books. forgot most of it. But wasn't Euron more like a crazy priest there? with a messianic complex. Including fighting degeneracy and being celibate... now that's my own strech, just by automatically linking priest to celibacy. I have a real bad memory btw.

Im not sure how you've performed enough mental gymnastics to ignore danys entire character arc before now, but you sure did. This is fucking pathetic, BUT IT WAS FORESHADOWED! doesn't work if you make the character do a 180 degree personality turn in less than 5 episodes. What is it like to be such a drooling retard? Is it hard, is that why you try to chill in your echochamber?

holy shit it fits so well

When Dany showed violent outburst of violence before, it was much more well-written and logical. For instance she gave the Tarlys a chance to accept her rule, yes it was a scene where she is shown to be power hungry but she had a clearer reason to do it. And when the terrorists in Essos are threatening her rule, she threatens to kill all the nobles - again, many of them could have been innocent, BUT she knew that this way she could get the Sons of the Harpy to stop. What could she possibly have gained by slaughtering innocents? In fact why is she so furious now after such a massively successful siege? It was so poorly written that she might as well not even have used an army and just soloed everything with her OP dragon, hell she could have just nuked the keep with Cersei in it and GG.

i want to fuck dany pls respond

YOURE NOW A GOT GARY STU
CHOOSE YOUR

>pet
>sword
>house

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The worst part is that there was no need to kill off Rhaegal with a scorpion.
They needed him to die so Dany would only have one dragon left, and Rhaegal was already assumed dead at the end of S8E3. Mortally wounded by undead Viserion.

For whatever reason they decided to miraculously bring him back in S8E4, only to kill him in the same episode.
The only purpose this served was to inform the audience that the upgraded scorpions were lethal to dragons and a serious threat. That would all be good and well, but then Drogon proceeds to just wipe out every single scorpion effortlessly, making Rhaegal's death seem incredibly inconsistent.
The audience was already informed in a prior episode (S7 I think) that the scorpions had been upgraded, but if they really thought it was necessary to remind the audience the scorpions had been upgraded they could have just had a scene with Qyburn mentioning the upgrades or something.

Yes, killing soldiers and people who are actively trying to kill or betray you is the same thing as slaughtering helpless civilians. Why does your brain not work? Did your parents drop you on your head as a child?

You might be mixing him up with the other Greyjoy brother who was a priest to the Drowned God.

Did you miss the episodes where she nailed helpless civilians to crosses for miles and miles, because they refused to bend the knee to a Dothraki army?

>All the men of the North instantly charging at unarmed surrending Lannisters
>Proceed to pillage and rape civilians with the Dothraki
>Jon's voice breaking when he was ordering them to stop

Shit as the episode was I liked that. Basically showed Northerners are all nignogs of Westeros even when being led by a Stark.

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There are moments that hint at it but they downplayed the fuck out of them in the show because she became the writers pet.

>Dany (who is actually a fat neckbeard manchild) flips the table when his character is killed by john

>violent outburst of violence
This gave me a chuckle for some reason.

>that gendry hammer
Hahaha

Fuuuuck

Helpless civilians? Are you kidding? The fucking slavemasters? The same people who hate dany for freeing their slaves so much that they become terrorists? Fucking lmao at you.

The bad writing from the show is contagious and got to me sorry. Soon my posts will just be incoherent ramblings. Don't be like me, stop watching this show and have sex.

wasn't Arya's needle made of some left over valyrian steel? really can't remember

Holy shit Dinklage looks like a North Korean prisoner in a propaganda video

>doran "thousand year keikaku" martell killed off by the feminism death squad
Fuck this fucking show.

'ate Lannisters
Love Starks
Simple as.

wew lad

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No.

None, because he never said that.

>Back when season 6 was first starting everyone was telling me to watch GOT, saying it was the best thing they had watched
>After 1 minute of research learned that after season 4 they stopped following the books so I never bothered
>So far everyone has been complaining about season 8 saying that they never should've bothered with the show
>Mfw

Post yfw you never bothered with this overrated thrash.

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No retard, the city before that one

To be fair I can imagine him being somewhat resentful when everyone shit on him for doing it, but at the same time I don't recall if he ever told anyone about what happened and he should be more mad at Ned telling everyone with zero context as to the why.

I haven't watched this since the end of seaeson4, but this shitshow that it is now is just too good to give up, i love me a good trainwreck.

>no RPG playing as a Targ dragonrider during the dance of dragons
Fuck this gay earth.

I hope when you say goblins you're actually talking about the hideous creature that is arya stark

>So far everyone has been complaining about season 8 saying that they never should've bothered with the show

The only reason the hate for S8 is so passionate is because of how great the earlier seasons were.

Goblina had sex?

She swapped it out for the Rosarius, and got enough shrines to activate it three times

Yeah, slavemasters. Wow, such innocent people who didn't deserve death. You're so right
>n-no guys it makes sense! Stop! Stop pointing out that this was rushed and terrible!

>Arya kills the Night King
>A brick kills Cersei
>some stuck-up sea guy kills Rhaegal
>gravity kills the Mountain

Man, this season is full of unsatisfying payoffs

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Where did those Dothraki come from?

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The books are never finishing. Why would they? GRRM knows they aren't going to be remembered like the show will be. He's done.

Quick rundown? Didn't pick it up because it felt pretentious, what am I missing out on?

Dany has always been the bad guy, she unlawfully invades the Slaver's Bay cities and forcefully upheaves centuries of tradition and throws half the continent's economy in disarray just cause "muh slaves"
Then she invades her homeland with an army of slaves and savages, and is shocked when no one likes her for this.

I saw the writing on the wall after they fucked over Stannis and never looked back. I'm only around to read about the clusterfuck this season has been and watch everyone get mad.

Status of your expectations: SUBVERTED

GOD WE'RE SO GOOD AT WRITING

So they made this mad alpha chad into some pirate cuck in the show, huh.

The fucking boar that killed Robert in season 1 affected the 7 Kingdoms more than this fuck. This fucker couldn't even make it past Winterfell.

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Dany had a revivification Crystal Bastilldon.
They forgot to mention it.

>tfw it will never turn out like the book that The world is a post apocalyptic Earth
>the white walkers are an AI that was meant to simulate humanity'
> the zombies are machines
> "humans" are machines with implanted memories

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You're a fucking moron, she only crucified the masters in Mereen. She has never killed a million civilians before. This is Stannis burning his daughter all over again.

DING DING DONG

I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams and cries that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.

fuck roasties
fuck Dany
and FUCK TRANNIES

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>be born in Slavers Bay to a certain ethnicity
>deserve to be nailed to a cross and left to die to the elements in one of the most tortuous methods imaginable
lmao okay racist

>Robert has a legitimate claim to the throne because he defeated the Targs
>Boar doesn't get to be the king after he kills Bob

The fact that they didn't pussy out and give Dany the throne is good, but how everything unfolded has been really poor writing. Because they condensed S7 and S8 so much, everything feels rushed. Dany going mad has been foreshadowed all along and makes sense in the overall plot, but her descent into madness should have been more gradual.

If you make things unfold gradually you can't subvert expectations though.

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There weren't too many. A few retreated with Jorah and others fled the battle from the initial dumb as hell push.

I like crazy Dany...

healy bastilly are best boys

Went full blown retarded. Combat tactics wise, they are people using future P-90s rushing fortification manned by robots using lever action rifles and revolvers.

Must've been vanguard deployment
Was Goblina working with them? Those civillians were taking shelter and she ushered them out into immediate dothraki raiders.

>trying to excuse awful behavior by saying it's just their ethnicities natural way of life
lmao ok racist. Got any more zingers for me retard, or you done?

That’s because based Bobby B stabbed the boar in the eye to death before going down, probably would have ate the fucker too if it wasn’t for his stomach being gored.

Imagine being the first enemy set in the very first scene of the books/show. Imagine having multiple storylines closing in together about your apocalyptic arrival.

And then you fail to get halfway past one country and fall against not even half a united realm getting out skilled by a 13 year old emo girl.

>The Night King got lord sniped
of course it's how you deal with undead armies

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Maybe he refused because he found it boaring.

And I assume they consistently lose to said robots?

Oh right she only crucifies SOME civilians of an already overthrown state, and only THREATENS to burn cities to the ground and kill millions of civilians. I guess the fact that she hasn't had to actually fight a siege with her dragon yet and follow through with that makes her a good ruler?

Yes. Also, the black whore has telepathic mind control power over other robots.

I miss Bobby B so fucking much

"Burn cities to the ground."

Anyone else kind of hoping Gendry ends up king? Dany's gonna snuff it, there's no way to save her after this and I really don't see Jon wanting to be king after all the shit he's been through so i'm betting he fucks off up north. That would leave Gendry as the only one with a legitimate claim for the throne and he's conveniently been legitimized by Dany and made lord of Storm's End.

>yandere
You don't know what that word means.

You mean aside from the fact that they were already overthrown and surrendered, making their punishment nothing but vengeful, evil and cruel? Sure, you can also look at all the other villainous things that she's said and done

What is the point of the show itself introducing tactics and talking about them when they're going to be ditched or contradicted immediately after?

My God you're right

Should've made the show about him and Eddard invading the Summer Islands with that exile guy and having wacky adventures on the southern continent.

this, but unironically

Yes, one line of dialogue in an emotional moment somehow means all of dany's character development is out the window. Wow, such great foreshadowing.

You showfags are really dumb

Op straight up stole this from Jwong's twitter

Tyrion will kill Danny and Gendry will become king. It's like pottery, it rhymes.

youtu.be/vEB5t1qRdmY

Season 1 was kino

it would awesome if:
>Jon goes stop the moronic soldier who left an ongoing battle just to go rape the first girl he saw, while the frontliners weren't much more than 15 meters (45ft) ahead of him.
>he sees a glorious redhead in rags, looking scruffy just like he likes'em.
>her pink nipples sometimes in plain sight, and sometimes behind her rags, it already did the trick
>he's still blue balled.
>unzips
>nods to the soldier and go deeper hand in hand with the girl, who never fought him, she got lovestruck at first sight even in the middle of running away from a dragon breathing down on the entire city.
>they fuck amidst the flames.
[spoilerjon is also fire proof, the girl filled with his semen got temporary fire resitance over 100, she heals instead of taking fire damage.[/spoiler]

I like that you're omitting that the masters crucified 157 slave children to scare her off. She crucified 157 masters in turn.

KINO

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Jon doesn't want to, but he's the only one left who can MAYBE unfuck the situation.
Gendry was just given the title of Lord of Storm's End by the woman who just burnt down King's Landing, so who knows if that'll stick.

>moment from 5+ seasons ago out of context is exactly the same as massacring people she didn't have to kill
>sjw mad
>must_support_thing_that_made_sjw_mad.exe

HBO shills should kill themselves.

>When Sansa was raped she magically became competent.
>When Cersei was raped she pulled off blowing the Sept of Baelor.
>When Daenerys was "raped" (only in the show does she rationalize her relationship with Drogo as rape) she manages to pull off her major conquests.
Checks out.

I really wanted him to give up the crown and go to Essos and become a merc like he thought about doing. One of the few characters I legitimately enjoyed.

At this point I'm fairly sure they thought they had another season planned and then remembered after ep 2 filming that they only had 4 chapters left.
Nothing makes sense otherwise.

>Stannis is the hardcore by-the-books player who gets shafted by the GM cause he would challenge the GM's decisions constantly
>Theon is the guy who fucked up early one and got a bunch of shitty permanent debuffs but stuck it out til the end like a champ
>Varys is the guy who runs pure int builds

You can try to link to other posts for backup and keep moving the goalpost but it won't help you. Dany's sudden willingness to kill helpless civilians in kings landing is a major character turn that happened WAY too quickly. If you have to ignore huge swaths of established character development just to come to your desired conclusion then something is very wrong about your conclusion. I'm really enjoying your growing desperation to find ways to keep arguing with me, though.

>vengeance against a surrendered enemy is only justified when i say it is

The contrarians sucking off Dave and Dan on Yea Forums are so embarrassing. Expect lots of KINO posts next sunday on every board.

he never used the hammer

a literal frothing in the mouth retard.
nice, it's been a while since we last saw one in its full glory.

/pol/ has been around since Yea Forums started, we used to call /pol/ Yea Forums.
You redditors invaded and have been trying to convince everyone /pol/s mindset isn't the same of everyone in this site except for actual redditors foreigners.
Suck my dick, faggot, I was here before you started going to school.

They surrendered because she snuck her troops in and won.

Keep moving those goalposts lmao, Dany has never genocided civilians until now.

The whole time the man has been trying to avoid a dragonfire massacre like what happened in the last fucking epidsode and to give Dany what she wanted, to be loved by the people in Westeros
You're right about the secret passage, although it requires one to be inside the city already so i dont know how effective that would be
And he only actually told Varys

I see you're running out of argument already. I can't say im surprised.

>All this people bitching about episode 5 becase muh danny
the real problem for me was ending the night king so fast

Its frothing at the mouth, dummy

The king will be someone completely unexpected and surprising, like Bronn.

Me too, she cute
I want to impregnate the mad queen

>defending slavemasters
>comparing vengeance against slavemasters to just regular folk who happend to live in KL
retard?

>Sam gets his dick wet
>Cures a incurable disease

Sansa is going to be queen and the bran leak was one of the fake endings filmed. Check

He replaced the mutes, Theon killed them rescuing Yara. Which really, having mute guards is so retarded and yet so in character for show Euron.

>Be born into a society that has been slaving for centuries.
>Lol why are you slaving you deserve death because I said so btw these people are going to all die in chaos as soon as a leave, but yeah, better all dead than have some slaves around.
Why do you think we haven't seen any of those cities again? It's all liberal fantasies, liberating the poor dogs you feel pity for without caring about the consequences since in your emotional mind it "seemed right".

Anyone got that pic of Varys choking whilst checking his dubs?

>They aren't going to explain why a normal human can make a zombie that is way more durable than any of the night king's zombies
Okay this is epic.

you misspelled Yea Forums you fucking niggerfaggot

>The whole time the man has been trying to avoid a dragonfire massacre like what happened in the last fucking epidsode
This was making sense, until the actual episode aired and showed that Dany could effortlessly solo the entire defenses with just 1 dragon. Why couldn't she just zip around to the keep and instantly obliterate it with 3 dragons at a moment when Cersei was inside, immediately ending the war then and there? Casualties would be fairly low and I'm sure most characters would find it acceptable.

Anyone who enjoys any episode of Westworld whatsoever should be considered clinically retarded.

>They aren't going to explain why they made only ONE (1) zombie that is way more durable than any of the night king's zombies
Fixed

>Goblins
lmao

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Now your argument is that I'm a liberal. Lmfao, this is hilarious. At first you claimed I was a racist for saying owning slaves was wrong, and now I'm a liberal? God, your desperation to win this argument is so embarrassing.

fuck you

CK2 AGOT mod exists.

>I thought we burned The Notre Da-

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Cleganebowl was the highlight of the episode and it made this trainwreck bearable

Everyone knows mad science is superior to magic.

>losing her grip on her claim
>lost all of her old friends
>people are betraying her at every turn
>tenuous grip on the lands she DOES hold because the people don't love her
>even stipulates that she has to rule through fear, like the genocidal Targaryens
>clearly mentally distraught over the whole situation

>"Open the gates or I'll burn the city down!"
>no
>she snaps and burns the city down
>>wtf? where did that come from???
>>why did this fear mongering, genocidal, vengeful, war-crime committing, product of incest, foreign warlord do such a thing?
Seasons 6, 7 and 8 were all kinds of shit but this one thing, that everyone has been calling for years, wasn't it

surprisingly great

Now that the dust has settled, what was the best season?

You suck at debates, dude

Imagine manhandling that ugly fucking beast. Makes me rock hard, I'd slide my valyrian steel into her and hatefuck her to death.

I felt like it was just fanservice though. Sandor doesn't appear to actually be chasing after revenge for the whole series, then at the last minute decides he absolutely has to fight his brother, even though he acknowledges that he will die? Why?

Can't be mad at Ned when Jaime never bothered explaining to Ned why he did it. He just left Ned to fill in the gaps with his own conclusion.

>he judged me so I never bothered defending myself

Piss off.

Season 1, obviously.

it's one of those moments women will never understand

GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN

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This, it was just fanservice for the memespouters online. Why the fuck did Gregor even hate Sandor so much?

The first two were great, back when the show actually followed the books with just minor changes like the aging up characters.
It all went downhill from there.

>Jaime vs Euron
why? this felt so out of place

>muh /pol/
You newfaggots constantly screeching /pol/ randomly at everything, even in apolitical threads, are even worse than /pol/ itself.

Faggots
This

IM DA MAN WHO KILLED JAIME LANNISTER XD

Cleganebowl was just (albeit good) fanservice. Dany going mad on the dogshit citizens of King's Landing and putting Jon up shit creek with his people was the highlight of the last 3 seasons.

They almost killed each other back in season 1.

>Why the fuck did Gregor even hate Sandor so much?
Specifically zombie Gregor who up until a minute ago was functioning as a robot programmed to defend Cersei, even tanking falling rubble for her, but I guess it's more convenient for the writers to suddenly give him free will and agency at that last scene.

Tips for defeating stannis on chapter 5?

I was hoping euron would win and cut off jaime's head to give to cercei who would then order the mountain to squeeze euron's head

I guess if you like badly edited fight scenes, sure. That fight was shit, they even rehashed the eye thing

he's gonna kill the bitch bros

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he thinks he's fighting only one person.

maybe he always had free will?
maybe being near his brother made him regain free will?

20
Good
Men

Pretty sure lefties love "le yassssssss queen "

based revisionists

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And its never fleshed out. Just lazy writing, the books bother to explain things but Sandor gives up the violent life in AFFC.

I wanted to see the Hound fuck Sansa before dying.

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new bread?

Yes D&D, I understand that you think its fine to force a character to pull a 180 in only 2 episodes for drama. It doesn't work though, because Dany spent literally 3 seasons learning how to be a good ruler.

>>"Open the gates or I'll burn the city down!"
That's completely and blatantly false. The city was surrendered and she literally chose to start killing everyone in it indiscriminately on purpose after their surrender. If you have to perform mental gymnastics to support your position you've already lost the argument.

The dragon death last episode felt cheap as fuck, especially now that we're sen many many more ballistae unable to is a dragon, while last episode three shots were fired and three hit.
Why didnt they have one of the dragons die when taking out the ballistae in kings landng? That would have made it make a lot more sense that Dany would reject the surrender; Because she had already lost a precious dragon in the battle where as her enemies barely bled.

>NK lord sniped
>entire army crumbles
makes sense

This is what happens when your show is badly written.

no he's not. arya is so she can be the new "queenslayer" and set the whole kingdom up for another round of the exact same thing.
also she's going to fuck brann

Interesting how he both considers himself the king of the seas, but at the last moment also wants to be known for killing some random sister fucking schmuck who did manage to kill the previous king.

>What the fuck was his problem?
The script

>maybe he always had free will?
And he just became a good boy who'd even tank rubble like that instead of realizing shit was hopeless and fucking off?
>maybe being near his brother made him regain free will?
But why? Sandor is the one that hates his brother, as far as we know Gregor doesn't give a flying fuck about him other than as a mildly amusing bullying target when they were kids.

>no "There must always be a Night King" ending

fucking shit

No I don't. This isn't a fight you manchild, its an internet argument. Color me surprised that you're resorting to personal attacks now.

Yup, having Rhaegal shot down while the bells were ringing would have been better. But DABID and Dan are dumb fucks.

on a related note, Daenarys threatened to burn every city she conquered down to the ground if they wouldn't stand down. They all did. She never got to burn a city down. She was in Kings landing overlooking her winning armies invading her final and then she paused, "oh fuck, i've never got to burn an entire city down before. All of those cowards. I wonder what it feels like? It must be fun".

>false
>shh just pretend like the episode 4 parley didn't happen, you know we'd all like to

Euron is basically a walking plot device just randomly doing what's convenient for the writers.

/pol/ willingly invited reddit into their board and by consequence the entire site.

That parley was so retarded

>just lazy writing
It's neither important nor that hard to infer, considering the mountain just likes beating shit to a pulp. Sandor was likely just a nuclear-grade punching bag for him.

But then your expectations wouldnt be SUBVERTED user

>pull 180 in only 2 episodes
May as well just explicitly say you're a brainlet.

>"Maybe if we run into my brother... we can both cross a name off our lists"

>shh lets pretend like dany slaughtering everything that moves in a city after it surrendered is somehow not a blatant character assassination
You can ignore the obvious and try to keep arguing to get the last word in if you want, it won't make you less wrong.

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Reminder that rape autist will be the new king

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I really wish he went limp right after he killed his necromancer master. the normies would seethe so hard. Then Sandor shrugs at his lifeless brother, never completing his revenge, starts to climb down the stairs... and gets killed by a falling stone.

ONLY A FOOL WOULD MEET THE DOTHRAKI IN AN OPEN FIELD

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Oh yes, MUH FORESHADOWING. I'm truly enjoying you people's descent into personal attacks as your arguments are blown out. Keep it up until the thread dies, I'm enjoying the fuck out of watching you people embarrass yourself.

>last season
>i wont be queen of the ashes
>this season
>im queen of the ashes lmao
Wew lad

>people defending danys character turn
>"b-but it was foreshadowed, she killed people before! she uh, she used her dragon to burn people! uuuuuh, remember that line they kept saying about targaryens being crazy!
almost every action she had taken so far was completely justified in war and not crazy at all, the shit she did was 100x better than the shit tywin did, and no one called him "mad", D&D just decided at the last minute in one episode to make her do something irrational because it'd be cool and surprising.

>I'm truly enjoying
>I'm enjoying the fuck out of
Drive-by shitposter here, nobody believes you when you post shit like this and it just makes you look desperate to get out of whatever retarded internet argument you are in.

>morally dubious character under a lot of stress snaps and commits a bad deed
>character assassination
Look whatever dude you're just talking around in circles because you know you're wrong. I've given you plenty of examples of her character and all you do is say 'no shes good'

I wouldn't feel too bad about it though, there are plenty of retards who fell for the Dany meme - there's a lot of fooling that favourable scene directing can do. Maybe you can go back and rewatch the series with a new viewpoint, and find out why your one was wrong?

Surrender now Cersei! As you can see, our overwhelming numbers are far too much for you to handle.

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Dumb showfag. Sandor turns away from revenge in the books.

I'm not defending it but it's far from the worst things that happened to game of thrones.
>episode 3 being fucking bullshit
>yeaaaaaaah you go arya-kun! now let's go for cersei!
>episode 5 being bullshit
>wtf this whole season is shit!??

I TOLD YOU ABOUT DRAGONS BRO

>"drive by shitposter" when the thread is over bump limit
Lmfao, the desperation is intense.

>drive by shitposter
What retarded reddit phrase is this?

Do not underestimate the power of 20 Good Men

>Threads magically disappear when they go over the limit
Just free advice for you during whatever retarded shit you get into next time. I don't watch this show.

>ignores facts being thrown in his face constantly that proves him wrong
>if you disagree with me you are just a retard
Lmao

>lmfao previous events don't count!!

Yeah and events unfolded that resulted in her inability to be queen. Cue deshevled wreck, "Fear, then". She was obsessed with the throne and she got banned when she had it in arms reach.

Also King's Landing is something like 3% of the population.

>favorable scene directing
>GoT
Are we watching the same show? The directing sucks this season.

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>snaps under stress
>this means it makes sense for her to go from "I won't be queen of the ashes" to "let's eliminate civilians in a grid pattern, burning every square inch of the capital I am trying to take, burn all my own soldiers, and actually purposefully avoid killing my main enemy
if she had just burned the red keep, it'd be morally grey and you'd still have to think if she's a good person, but it would make total sense to her character.

Its not a driveby if you park to keep talking you dumb faggot

First psychotic episodes happen in early adulthood. She has no one but Jon supporting her and she knows everyone loves Jon who is the true king. With all the stressors and build up, she was ultimately robbed of catharsis, which made her snap.

he still thinks people are "fighting" him.
pic related, all of my own "personal attacks".

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>Sandor gets revenge in the show
>Sandor didn't appear to be chasing after revenge, it was just a last minute decision
>But here's a quote in the same series far earlier where he says he does want to kill Gregor
>UHH ITS IN THE SHOW THOUGH DOESNT COUNT

The thread is over bump limit and on page 9, and you really think anyone is going to believe you?

>elite disruptor
alex jones?

Based projecting retard. There was nothing political in this thread when you started screaming about the scawy /pol/ boogeyman.
More sjw apologists that cry /pol/ constantly showed up during the spike than anything else. I guess backlash because they were retarded enough to believe Yea Forums actually got Trump elected.
This board was more what you call """/pol/""" before 2016.