Damn

The guy is neglecting his dog because mobile games have turned him in a modern day zombie.

uhhh...

Lol, I smashed my phone recently in a drunk rage. I'm literally broken my chains.

once i puked on my phone ama

playing with your phone while it charging fucks up your battery

God I wish I was a dog

But dogs dont mind being tied up, as long as they are loved, they're very patient animals

Pic are my doggos

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wow....

Have you ever puked on a phone?

powerful.

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Would be funnier if the guy were waggling his dick

He needs it to capture his Pokemon creatures.

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yes... but only once

That bed is all shades of fucked.

I regret quitting pokemon go so fucking much lol

That game gave me a reason to meet other people

I

Would pet/10

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I'm literally shaking rn

don't forget if you were owned by a white girl you'd get free pussy too

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what if he is in a fursuit and wagging his fursuit tail? haha just asking

dog owners are the most insufferable people possible

fuck your dogs and fuck your dogshit on the streets

and especially fuck your dogs running into the wheels of my bike

If you hurt doggo

I HURT YOU

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let me activate your almonds

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Damn... we really do live in a society

t. toxoplasmosis victim lol

>be owned by niggers/white trash
>physically beaten and neglected.
>rarely fed, often have to own shit to survive
>?
>profit

>dog comes to play with the boy
>gets kicked away
I don't get it

To fetch crummy pokemon creatures?? They should have been fetching a pail of water!!

Lmao

Wow...

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>doggos

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>why do the young people not listen to us, we're old and experienced!

boomerism should be a capital offence

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>bike faggot calling other people insufferable
>bike faggots unironically thibking a dogs mentallity going under a bikes wheel is any different from a bike faggot going under a cars wheel

So this is the power of...society

>Narfi cries, Reyda dies, no sleep for Narfi

You rolled the same dice when you were born human.

Imagine being a child in the modern era. Instead of playing catch with you, your dad is on reddit. Instead of cooking dinner for the family, mom is on facebook. You then spend the rest of your formative years wondering why your parents even made you in the first place.

This would be better without the kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=ah6fmNEtXFI

>get to the bottom of the ocean
>there's fucking nothing
>get to the bottom of space
>there's infinite wealth
And yet scientists, and the politicians/corporations that fund their research, are more obsessed with the worthless ocean. Fools.

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Not so fast

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imagine playing catch with your son instead of sharing your titty monster honey select cards with him and showing him how to slider-fu his way into titty heaven

wtf so the titanic and bismarck are just floating there?

Why are people so afraid of progress. I don't get it.

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heh

The most reddit shit I've seen all year

I agree, manufacturers should work on higher capacity batteries.
I don't get how cheap huawei or asus or whatever can get 5000mwh battery while top of the line flagship samsung that costs 1000$ gets like 3000.

its up to 200,000 years for humans now

because progress can more often be bad than good.

Is this from an ad for some laptop wioth insane battery life?

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>bottom of space
Why did I laugh so fucking hard at this, holy shit

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But he built the icecream machine. What is she even doing there?

>it's a commercial

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Fixed

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>no nose
nice subversive ad

I'd be upset if someone stole icecream from my icecream machine that I paid for.

Lewd.

>just pay more to papa corpo at this point

3 steps forwards, 2 steps back. Still going forwards.

the fact you need to repost it every day to "btfo" it with your "bros" kinda proves how hard it hurted you and your clones.

That webm is exclusively american problems.

>phone slaves
>progress
LMAO

>xd phone le bad lol
no

What's wrong with cyclists?

lmao, no. Human life is much better than it ever was thanks to progress. Progress comes with a cost, but to say that it's more often bad than good is retarded. I'd like to see you starving and freezing your fucking ass of in a cave as wolves howl just outside it, wondering if you'll live to see another day, every day.

TWO SCOOPS ?

Go back to Canada.

If you see a random dog tied up on the street and he looks like a friendly boi, is it acceptable to pet him without asking the owner first?

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>female
the fuck is this? amateur hours?

What videogame has the best dogs? What videogame has playable dogs that aren't just humans with dog ears?

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why do boomers do this

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Kinda feels weird seeing everyone shit on this when I kinda agree with just it a little bit. Technology isn't bad, but I truly feel like social media is a scam that's manipulating people and making them unhappy.

They're insufferable.

because the statue of liberty is crying in the bottom right corner

>Using the phone while charging
Way to fuck it up even faster

Every dog is different. If its a service dog then you shouldnt pet, but why would a service dog be tied up. Atleast let it smell you first. If you come at it from above to pet it it might feel threatened and bite.

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user you're on to something here
tell us more

They want all the privileges of motor vehicles, but none of the responsibilities and restrictions that drivers of motor vehicles have to abide.

Jack and Jill is a shit bedtime story

how?

>believing this stupid myth

Get a load of this tard

what I meant is more is it like seen as distasteful by the owner to have a random dude pet him without asking.

>starts spamming RAPE
lol literally me, rape is fun

Is there a greater sin in life than making life itself?

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Dont think I would mind but you probably shouldnt.

Boner STOP

...

Just because the dog is friendly doesn't mean the owner is. Not everyone would appreciate some stranger petting their dog without asking. I mean from their perspective they might see you as someone trying to steal it.

And they're SMUG FAGGOTS m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI

being a rebbitor anti-natalist who says cope stuff like "oh no, there's no way I'll put a child into this cruel cruel world"

you're trying too hard again user

Thats correct though

Can you give an example? If you're talking about not stopping at stop signs or something like that a lot of people driving cars do that too. Not saying it's okay

>the Matrix is a sexist movie because it involves a red pill

This is a legitimate concern. According to official statistics, dog theft is on the rise.

Why did the dog attach himself to that pole?

Someone post the I heart water version.

normie faggot

>know a guy who turned anti natalist because he hates his parents for bringing him into this world and for being such a shitty family where the parents are divorced and hate eachother but still live together
>he also has autism
Poor guy

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yes, I imagine throughout all the eras of the world there was never a harder time to raise a child than now. so much suffering oh no he won't handle being a shut in neet virgin at his 20s like I was, imagine what he'll feel when chad says mean word to him at school, I couldn't handle that without tearing up it's still with me now, can't even imagine what that would do to him NOPE no children for me

>plastic
Disown her.

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