Vergil comes back to human world and opens a bookstore that doubles as demon hunting agency. What would he call it?
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That's too big for a name of a business. On the side that he likes fucking girls, the front would be run by a cute girl anyway, so completely missed.
After someone tells Vergil how Dante named his shop, I can imagine him opening a store like
>Devils Don't Cry, but my brother does
DmC was better than DMC5
Katanas and Katana Accessories
Devil needs more power
Which character model has the biggest dick? Dante or Vergil?
He'd name it something edgy like "Demon's Insights" or "Demonic Knowledge".
Knowledge is power.
Trish
Devil May Motivate
demonic creatures may potentially shed tears
No, fuck off fujo.
Post the good shit
>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim
The cooler Devil May Cry
Snook's Books & Looks
(Formerly V's)
Dante May Cry
>bookstore that doubles as demon hunting agency
hell readers?
"Your headcanon is a shit"
Nigga may read
>Super smash bros
Dante must cry.
Fearful Symmetry.
back 2 reddit
Dante and Vergil being bros is epic as hell.
I love Dante
motiVation
so he specializes in fantasy books?
I'd call it holy shit faggots that's enough. You're just posting fanfics and fujoshit at this point. The game is done, there's nothing else to it. For fuck's sake, every day, EVERY FUCKING DAY THE SAME SHIT FROM YOU IMBECILES. You're a disgrace to the community
100% agree
instead we could talk about the future on what we would want in DMC games and the gameplay mechanics and stuff.
>I'd call it holy shit faggots that's enough. You're just posting fanfics and fujoshit at this point. The game is done, there's nothing else to it. For fuck's sake, every day, EVERY FUCKING DAY THE SAME SHIT FROM YOU IMBECILES. You're a disgrace to the community
DMC fanbase is one of the worse, i just dropped in to see what its like post launch, and fuck its absolute shit.
>dick jiggle
now that's TECHNOLOGY
Good one, user.
(You) have a whole catalog to choose from or even make one of your own. But I guess it takes too much effort to do the smart thing.
>(You)
reminder that knowingly responding to bait still makes you just as retarded if not more retarded than someone actually falling for bait
This.
> What would he call it?
Legendary Bookstore "Vergil".
MotiVation
vergil's bookstore that is also a demon hunting agency
but the demon hunting agency part is in a very small font
At least it keeps the thread up during lazy times.
the threads shouldn't stay up though if they don't have to
I wish they were more spread out so the death was slower and less painful and pathetic
black books
Devil me gay
Haha I talked about this idea of mine a few threads back but I haven't thought about a name. But it's Vergil, pretty sure he would call it "The Bookstore". Nothing more because he doesn't care.
Maro Books