Polygon

Thanks. If anyone wants a TL;DR, it is a sjw tier hit piece.

>Yeah. It makes me a little uncomfortable when it’s always the bad guys that have the upper lip and nose removed, effectively
wah wah wah holy shit

Soooo... I Googled the guy who wrote the article, just to see how badly he was disfigured. Turns out, he's a complete mutant guys; sure, I may had to have looked very closely to even notice anything was off. I then discovered he's just a pissy bitch boy because he can't grow a proper mustache.

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It's the Twilight chick and Dakota Fanning.

someone with a twatter please tweet "lol you ugly face cleft motherfucking mutant" at him

>first they didn't gave us an easy mode for Sekiro
>and now that
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No one I told the kiddies that ugly=evil

Not gonna lie, I assumed it was a chick who wrote it since it read like a teenage girl throwing a tantrum. This is even worse.

Oh shit someone do this

I didn't realize they're finally admitting that being a faggot is a birth defect. So the dude is ugly and he's offended that they make enemies ugly like him? Gotcha.

Cleft pallets are disgusting

I'm 100% sure polygon is just fucking with you for clicks

Why would he even allow someone to photograph him that closely if he's so insecure about his mutant face that a character in a video game gives him PTSD?

>ugh, how dare the developers make the bad guys ugly. I'm ugly so this offends me

somebody shoop his face on rage 2 cover and tweet to him

I had also thought that when I read it. The voice the article carried was that of a woman, but then I discovered it was a man; a man who ultimately doesn't look that different from any other man on the planet. Who, for some odd reason, believes that his indistinguishable cleft lip resembles pic related. I'm at a loss.

No idea. I'm confused as well. He seems to have a huge hangup about it. I bet in a room full of Acid Attack victims, he'd still bring up how he's a mutant due to his barely noticeable lip.

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he writes for polygon. he IS a mutant
fuck he's apparently a cofounder, he is the headmutant or something

So his argument is basically that the game shows ugly people as villains and monsters and pretty people as protagonists.

AKA the thing that every piece of media since the dawn of time has done.

Also in any first world country cleft palates are fixed at birth, just like his was, so no one except third-worlders could possibly get offended by this.

Usually, yeah. Maybe his parents couldnt afford it. Either that or it is fixed and he's just being a faggot.

>game journalism

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Being a FAS baby

this is the first time i see the twilight chick do a different expression.
until this moment i thought she had facial paralysis or something.

>falling for clickbait
can’t you idiots see that social media has lead to people writing dumbass articles like the op and getting rewarded for it because it generates discussion
ALL OF YOU ARE JUST AS RETARDED AS THE WHALES THAT SPEND THOUSANDS IN MICROTRANSACTIONS
humanity was capable of so much more but morons like you guys ruined it all

this!

You got us, user.

Here are some tits for you to calm down.

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Cute grils. Too cute to focus on the topic at hand.

How stupid am I if I never heard of this cleft palates thing?

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>linking (((polygon)))
unbased, kill yourself

>you lived to see this board directly linking to sites such as kotaku or polygon unironically

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this even happened 4 years ago retard

>waaaahhhh all these pretty people are the good guys meanwhile all the ugly ones are evil
>they're clearly making fun of me
>meanwhile one of the main good guys is a horribly disfigured war vet with a metal leg
Christ, what a cunt.

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it wasnt common, and everyone insulted OP when it happened.

Hollywood chicks: 9/10 faces with absolutely no tits whatsoever. Don't bring up Hendricks. She's stuck in middleware and indieworld.

I wouldn't know it either if a random guy on Steam hadn't messaged me years ago mentioning he had it.

test

youtube.com/watch?v=oBqVYyEBEz0

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i get that a defect like that being personal to someone can make them feel bad, but what would happen if they removed every trait like that? they wouldnt have a game.
oh, some people lose eyes or limbs in real life? cant have a mutant missing anything
oh, some people have skin issues? mutants have to have perfect skin
oh, some people have speech impediments? guess mutants all speak the queens english now

i have a hell of a lot of insecurities, but i dont flip out whenever a character is put down for being socially awkward or a virgin. thats just how the world is, thats what sells to people.

>The mutants in this game are mutated (and that's a bad thing!)

Thank you Captain Obvious. What's it from?

>A faggot
There, fixed him

Why don't a normal people just keep to themselves?

Because there's a little Hitler inside us all

The Runaways I think, could be from an interview or something instead though.

they're not particularly common and they've fixed at birth (usually) since the 50s or something
so it isn't surprising you haven't heard of it, and it's not even super noticeable either e.g.

Just wait until this guy finds out that eyewear used for vison correction is used as visual shorthand for intellectual, mousey, and frail.

Jesus fuck these people.
I'm a dude born with gynecomastia. I have bitch tits and puffy nipples. It killed my confidence as a kid. I still struggle with it now. I'm not fat in the slightest. It will take expensive surgery to rectify this, as the NHS aren't interested as it's purely a cosmetic procedure they would have to pay for.
But do I ever expect games to represent me? Do I cry when someone says 'bitch tits?'
Do I try to suggest having dumb little titties like I do is some kind of norm and I should be celebrated?
No. I just live, with my little dirty bitch tits, and fucking get on with my day.

I FUCKING HATE GAMES JOURNALISTS!
Since when did they get so fucking entitled?

Yeah, googling gave me results much more noticeable.
I live in Brazil and I remember seeing a guy with this about 15 yeas ago.
People here are saying that is common in third world countries and I was like "dafuck is this shit?"

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So basically he throwing a fit because he can't grow a full mustache?

>lowkey
Fuck niggerspeak

The NHS might be more interested in helping you out if you can make a case that your bitch tits are negatively impacting your mental health. Also, there's plenty of big titty representation in vidya, what are you talking about?

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wonder what he thinks about this game, he should write an article on it as well

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thanks 4chang, here's the actual pic

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Not him, but so is "based". And I see you faggots on here on /pol/ use it all the time.

>Kotaku complains about Basedthesda shitting on them
>suddenly their media cronies come out to trash the game
Is this, dare I say, gamergate?

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Dakota is still a cutie

Akshuly, I only use "based" ironically, to mock /pol/tards.

Based was pioneered by one based nigga, not a whole load of shit ones.

I know what to look for and I think I've found it, but I'm not really sure that's the spot.
He should be more offended at DYEL because that's entirely on him and anyone's first thought when they see him.

>based" ironically, to mock /pol/tards.
based was made by a black guy, btw, search up based god

Original "based" didn't mean "edgy retard" but just "on cocaine".

don't link directly to it, fuck face

And here I thought this guy would be on par with my boi Ricky
But nah he's a little bitch

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Even third worlders have it fixed at birth these days. Doctors regularly travel to third world countries and fix this shit for free at clinic. In the first world having a cleft palate makes you ugly, in the third world they might murder you for being a demon kid or some other superstition if it doesn't get fixed.

>literally a mutant
>upset that mutants in game have his mutation
I don't see the problem
That's like if an amputee was upset at every cyborg they saw

thanks fren

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This guy isn't funny. Just disgusting

"I'm upset that this negative thing I have is portrayed negatively."

Apart from a slight problem with a deviated septum, there's nothing physically wrong with this guy to the extent that he presents his feelings in the article. If he looked like this I could understand him being upset, but as points out, corrective surgery's been available and effective for decades.

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Current based doesn't mean "edgy retard", you contrarian newfag.

If he took issue with Rage 2, did he also take issue with Isaac's enemy design?

>Mad Max Fury Road makes a disfigured fat ass the main villain and leader of a wasteland
>SO PROGRESSIVE, I LOVE THIS MOVIE
>Rage 2 draws inspiration from that
>HOW DARE YOU

i can't grow a mustache fully. Who gives a fuck? hope he gets his asshole ate out by dracula

Isaac isn't a recently released game selling for $59.99
it's a huge fucking shill

>this is a video games journalist

Ok can we all agree we need another great war and that great war can't kill enough people.

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Can I assume rape occurred after this image was taken?

>Wojak
I'd die happy knowing that you'd probably die too

>baiting that hard
The absolute state of game "journalism"

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we could die both together in our arms user while you tell me you'd loved my and I kissed your lips.