GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? Sakurai went way out of his way to talk up Persona 5 before Joker's reveal, guess what other game he's talked up? That's right, it's Minecraft! The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>tfw this leak all started off of a cubivore spirit and we've had literally nothing closer to minecraft than that mentioned anywhere crazy how shitposting can evolve
Anthony Cruz
>microsoft rep >minecraft That's like wanting Banjo to be the Microsoft rep.
Jaxon Lopez
stevechads gonna dab on the entire smash fanbase
Xavier Watson
Honestly I just wanna see Steve in smash just to enjoy the nuclear meltdown that will suffer this board
Brayden Carter
He'd unironically be a cool character, besides DHD already covers Banjo's design space anyhoosier
Thomas Nguyen
Because they're a miicostume?
Grayson Thomas
Reminder that Steve has had support for Smash for years now, many wanted him before the leaks came around
Banjo is a legacy character, he saved the N64 along with Mario and Zelda
Matthew Scott
reminder that steveposters are literally underage children with a discord server where they plan threads in advance
Joshua Watson
>"Look ma! I posted it again!" Steve isn't gonna be in just because you post shit like this in response to every banjofag.
Mason Brown
>Steve has been a secret character since Melee
Mason Diaz
Sorry, but this is a DLC slot. Popularity sells, and I’m afraid your “legacy” character doesn’t appeal to those outside your niche group of man children
Did you know that Minecraft was a top seller for the Nintendo Switch upon its release in Japan? Just an interesting fact I’d like to share with you banjocucks
Reminder that this isn’t Sakurai, but Nintendo bigshots picking the DLC characters. So sorry, but Banjo is going to be cast aside in favor of modern, popular characters that are recognizable and will put green in the investors’ pockets
>Nintendo files for copyright of Banjo in 2018 >Nintendo and Microsoft become friends >BUH-BUH MINECRAFT ON SWITCH You can get it for fucking free on your phone. It wouldn't even make a fucking splash in Nintendo's pocket since he's DLC, and most people already paid for the fighter pass in full. So. No. Steve's not in. Never getting in.
Lincoln Sanders
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Mayasa Kimura (yes, THE Mayasa Kimura from Rapelay ) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Mayasa walks into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! KIMURA ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!! “No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Masaya has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Piccolo (yes, THE Piccolo from Dragonball Z ) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Piccolo walks into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! VIRGINBEN SAID THE TOPDOWN WASN’T LINK’S AWAKENING! HE WAS FINALLY WRONG! KIMURA ISN’T IN SMASH!!!!! “No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “Grinch leak” Banjocucks, Piccolo has a lot more distribution among other leakers. Ever heard of Hitagi, 7chan, and 5channel? And while you’re busy obsessing over Vergeben, care to explain how the topdown remake Vergeben predicted was exactly the title he said wouldn’t be featured? Seems a bit suspicious if you ask me, but feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Better be ready to make those 'le epic steve wasn't in at all, we knew it, we were just shit posting' posts and crawl back to r*ddit. Like the person who owns the Cult of Steve Discord. With VegitalesFag.
60 replies and 17 posters. Looks like a bunch of manchildren circlejerking each other is comencing once again.
Levi Jenkins
Huh, I guess you could say the same about Steve and the Mii fighter! Funny how your analogy falls apart when your dated bear is put under the same spotlight
When did this start? You can't just counter one gross thing with another, that's stooping to a new low, the Stevefag kind of low... I just want one character, that's all, but it has to be bickering and raiding schemes, it's bullshit.
Andrew Martin
Its 2 30 am you stupid nigger
Robert King
Banjofags are fucking autistic, what do you expect?
Nicholas Gonzalez
Heavy Take it or leave it
Aaron King
Mate, both are just as bad. Although I think the Stevefuckers are worse as a bystander who just likes Smash Brothers.
Brayden Harris
This already happened, I can remember it happening. His gimmick is, was or will be building platforms in the stages. I probably went back in time after I killed myself after E3.
Nicholas Nelson
Isn't that just stage builder?
Zachary Thomas
Steve's render exists in PC's. In unity. Not even in blender. In Unity.
Mumbo exists in the real world. Three Dee printed. Mumbo exists. And he's beautiful.
Placing blocks. Yep. Won't lag the game at all. Or make him viable in tournaments. Or exist. Cause it wouldn't work. No personality. No future beyond being a GameChap and Berty and Yogscast vehicle for YouTube autism bucks. It's sad, really.
Ugh... I always forget how gross the early Mumbo models are. Rare has had some... interesting character designs during that era. Most of them are good and have that classic stanky 90's CG to them!
Carson Clark
It started when 4 Banjofags ran into the Cult of Steve Discord and spammed Eekum Bokum, getting banned, having the server purged and a new server made. All the while the person who invited those 4 banjofags are still in there.
The legacy argument only works for characters whose licence is still active Banjo is a retro character
Brody Morris
Hmm? Now that I know he is 3D printed, it's less creepy. Still weird, but more tollerable! I should make a model of him and make a new, more appealing 3D print.
You ain't Microsoft. You ain't even Rare. You're literally bottom of the barrel mate. Shit not fit to lick the shit off of other shit's feet when it walks through the door.
Nintendo directors are deciding the DLC slots, not Sakurai. They don’t give two shits about a poll that a few neckbeards voted for on their Mongolian basket-weaving forum
Jonathan Price
Hell, people would rather see Bandana Dee over this blocky boy.
I know, Sakurai has final say. He was pretty much given a list of character and either said yes or no. I'm just showing what people are asking. Guarantee if it was Steve who was on the top, or another shit character they would use this as proof.
But steve isnt even a character. He has no personality, no defining traits. He is literally meant to be a placeholder of sorts. Anything could take steve's place and minecraft would play just the same.
Xavier Perez
>Creepy Steve model was made by a furry with a foot fetish. PEOPLE IN SAND HOUSES SHOULD NOT DIG DOWN
The chances of this ever happening are so small that it's laughable, but the more I see unexpected shit happen in vidya and the more I see these stupid fucking threads the more anxious I become.
Goddammit, they crossed Monster Hunter with The Witcher, like...fuck, they could, in some reality, put Steve in Smash and that's a horrific thought.
The only thing worse would be the Yea Forums fallout if this stupid fuck is ever actually correct
Daniel Rivera
Steve is literally the only valid Microsoft rep, the others are either literalwhos in japan or completely dead franchises. While there are indie reps that aren't zoomer shit
Nicholas Williams
Honestly? Fortnite's more likely to be in Smash. Kids now adays know that better then Minecraft.
Carter Cox
Careful banjoke, you might be projecting yourself here.
You're disabled if you think Steve wouldn't be a Microsoft rep
Robert Powell
I could give you a list of all the characters Rare has revived recently, plus Conker and Banjo, Blinx the time detective, and Master Chief and your shit poster ass will still say Steve cause you think it's funny. What's not funny is when you get stevefags who actually believe Banjofags somehow, corrupt polls of popularity.
>Character that just started getting talked about versus characters who have been circlejerked for years
Nathaniel Moore
>the others are either literalwhos in japan or completely dead franchises Gimme some that don't fall under any of those
Hudson Mitchell
Alright. Let's look at what RareWare has to offer. Hrm... Fulgore and Rash both have had recent games, and the Battletoads are getting a new one. Plus the whole rumor of RareReplay coming to the Switch. But somehow, the blank slate avatar with less personality then Mr. G&W, R.O.B. WiiFit and Villager combined, will be chosen, cause it'd make Nintendo money. When kids are smart enough that they can get Minecraft for free on their phone.
>supersaiyanSOULFUL.jpg more like super saiyan soulless sellout
Cameron Robinson
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Rash (yes, THE Rash from Battletoads) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Rash walks into the spotlight!
>But Steve... Shut up. Steve is a shitty candidate for smash DLC character. His only game makes shitty source material for original moveset, interesting stages and especially for stage music. And Battletoads are still known and had a good history with Nintendo console NES and even only NES Battletoads game is already a good for source material.
Zoomers are already nostalgic for minecraft now that Fortnite is the big game for kids.
Bentley Bennett
I know what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right, yet to fail nonetheless. As lightning turns the legs to jelly. I ask you to what end? Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. And now, it’s here.
Steve’s fucking in. I'm sick of you soi chugging retards saying he's not in. When will you get it through your thick fucking skulls that your literally who bear stands zero chance of making it in? HE'S NOT FUCKING IN. SCREENCAP THIS. MARK MY WORDS. BANJO KAZOOIE STANDS NO CHANCE OF MAKING IT INTO SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE, PERIOD.
Steve is an iconic gaming character, whether you like it or not. Stay seething, idiots. He's in and that's final.
Grayson Howard
This. You guys can't seem to handle this truth
William Morgan
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Adam Bailey
Oh, eneryone knows that's true. But everyone who is not delusional also knows that your "support" doesn't mean shit.
Ethan Edwards
>39 posters >136 replies >Most of those replies are anti Minecraft Figured.
Jason Young
Y’all just don’t WANNA BELIEVE THE TRUTH. YOU FONT WANNA BELIEVE IT
That's because their posting doesn't come off as genuine
Henry Lee
................*sign*...............
Ethan Bell
It meant enough to make Ridley and K. Rool playable. And even gave Geno a Mii costume.
Jayden Howard
It isn't genuine. We've known for a while now they have a discord dedicated to coordinating their banjo shitposting.
Hudson Butler
Enough of your fucking coat tailing >b-but Steve May- Own up to your own legacy, and not others. That fucking goes for Stevefags, and every other characterfag, too
Jordan Baker
*snap*
EVERY Literlly who is in Ultimate in some capacity or another. The only one missing is coincidentally Banjo & Kazooie. And even then we know about the unused rare spirits in the game.
John Cruz
>"Support doesn't mean anything!" >provide example that it does >"S-STOP COATTAILING!!!!!" lmao. I know it hurts, friend.
reminder that minecraft is the second best selling game of all time and yooka laylee turned out shit that spends over half of its dialogue shitting on banjo and "microsoft bad"
Brandon Watson
>unironically defending a zoomer kickstarter game so bad, it's an insult to the original game it was based off of kek
Hudson Cooper
It shows people still hold interest in BK after all these years, despite what people in these threads say.
>yooka-laylee devs literally gave the fat bastard who started the banjo and kazooie popularity bandwagon >game gets fucking panned your sales are quite literally a useless asset
Samuel Butler
Oh no you don't. You're not allowed to say that when the travesty that is Tooie continues to exists. Insult my anus, it was exactly what Threeie would've been. A giant empty boring sandbox where everything is far apart and boring.
Camden Ramirez
Yooka-Laylee may not have been the best game but it shows a huge amount of people still want and care about Banjo-Kazooie and are willing to pay for it
William Baker
Hat in Time managed to be a better Banjo successor than Yooka Laylee was.
Lincoln Morales
>banjo fans also didn’t support AHIT >Grant Kirkhope did some tracks on it
Jack Barnes
Why can't smash niggers get a clue and take it to fucking /vg/ already.
>mods delete other recurring game threads >somehow 5 smash bros threads up at any one time.
Cameron Gomez
They're refusing to acknowledge that on purpose. Can you blame them? It would entirely defeat their argument.
Justin Adams
Do give examples of recurring threads being deleted, the archives exist.
