Who the fuck wants to play as some screaming lesbian with a blue Mohawk?Jesus I thought Horizon Zero Dawn had the ugliest female protagonist but Rage 2 takes the cake.
Who the fuck wants to play as some screaming lesbian with a blue Mohawk...
Juan Brown
Ayden Lewis
HZD protagonist is not ugly, she's an outcast savage with zero regards to personal appearance. She had some Batman-levels of self improvement and preparation and because she could never talk to anybody, it did not matter to her.
It would've been more strange for her to be gorgeous.
Sebastian Green
You don't play as screaming blue mohawk lesbians, you shoot them.
Charles Hall
Is THAT the MC?
Sebastian Peterson
>Who the fuck wants to play as some screaming lesbian with a blue Mohawk?J
Americans.
John Moore
It's pic. yes it's even worse than a goblin
James Sanders
nah that’s the face of the bad guys you kill
Lucas Ward
that whole artwork is a work of color revolution. look it up
Jaxson Rogers
This is who you play as. You kill the blue hairs.
Carson Sanders
After an hour I refunded it.
To sum up this game its like they took the gunplay from DOOM and made it janky smashed in lol so randum XD and sprinkled in Bethesda's trademarked BugsTM and released it.
Angel Evans
Thats the 1st game's protag
Mason Allen
You can get his armor.
Christian Peterson
Yeah but the guy wearing it is not who you play as
Jackson James
KEK and?
Caleb Bell
Nevermind im retarded his ingame model is 1000x different compared to this. In game the guy looks like some mestizo.
Levi Brown
>says this while the trailer clearly has a generic dudebro voice
Thanks for whatever it is you're doing though.
Caleb Fisher
Thank you person who didn't play the game for this fake opinion.
Brody Richardson
It's a janky game from a mediocre dev. Try going up a cliff in the car and watch the camera spaz out.
Parker Cox
youtube.com
There are a lot of anti rage shills going around, is gearbox trying to make this game look way worse than it is?
Gabriel Davis
Alright I'll let you know what I think tomorrow when I rent it.
Joseph Wilson
what the hell, why didn't even advertise that you could choose your gender in 2019?
Oliver Nelson
Because who gives a fuck
Christopher Harris
This game is not interesting in anyway, not because muh dyke you poltard but because this game is literally "every open world shooter ever" and bring nothing new to the table.
Jordan Cruz
Nah this is just regular Yea Forums post TOR.
Liam Adams
Should I buy this or Days Gone tomorrow?
Cooper Richardson
just seems strange that they never mentioned it before launch
Grayson Carter
>western designs
Eli James
Buy a fucking pizza instead of throwing money away.
Colton Barnes
Brody Hernandez
Are you retarded or something? The protagonist is generic white guy number 1904289583.
Isaac Turner
>Should I buy cookie cutter AAA release or cookie cutter AAA release
Buy yourself a nice steak dinner
Jason Allen
I’ve seen regular tortanic shit, the way posts are written feels awfully fake
Noah Parker
yummy i want some sherbert
Hudson Reed
the ugliest color scheme gets on my nerves more.
its like a dude bro shooter with ugly benetton colors
its really mismatched
Nicholas Hall
Lucas King
>Post Apocalypse
>Still have time and resources to dye your hair
Bitch I just go bald and wear a hat
Jose Perry
Michael Campbell
when did they remove the second r from sherbert
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
>According to The American Produce Review (1913) "Sherbet is a frozen product made from water or milk, egg whites, sugar, lemon juice and flavoring material". Sherbets are made from a base of "plain ice" which is water, sugar, egg whites, and lemon juice.
Liam Perry
she's angry.
angry at the (((patriarchy))).
honk honk
Colton Perry
>who
no one
it's not a game anymore, it's an agenda.
Thomas James
dumb ass jews will lose. i can tell from poor sales and israel getting nuked.
all is well in clownworld.
Jayden Anderson
>RAGE 2 has denuvo
>Bethesda didn't reveal this until after released
>You also need a bethesda.net account to access any preorder/deluxe content which they also did not reveal until after everyone bought it
thanks, todd
Christopher Peterson
Have sex
Angel Gomez
Just rename it "Rag" and it makes so much sense.
Eli Cook
bend over kid.
Zachary Smith
>fake is news is fine when I want to discredit a game I hate for some childish feelings reason
Jeremiah Robinson
that's a female?
Levi Howard
Days gone is pretty comfy
Jason James
Oh. So you mean Yea Forums is making retarded comments about jack shit just like for Far Cry New Dawn?
Jacob Flores
I was hoping this gave me the option to create a character,
Mason Brown
Retard
Henry Wood
Wasn't Rage 2 targeted by that one autist?
Hudson Gray
Yeah, cause dying your hair takes 2 weeks and thousands of rounds of ammo worth of gunpowder to do, retarded virgin.
Sebastian Ortiz
>Who the fuck wants to play as some screaming lesbian with a blue Mohawk?
I don´t know. Maybe you don´t play as one in Rage 2. Maybe you are just another incel gaymer who want to shit on everything except Smash.
Alexander Smith
Nah, pretty sure he only went after Steam (vs Epic), MK11 and DMC5 recently
Colton Lee
Is the driving in this game like the driving in Just Cause games?
Nathaniel Walker
>recently
Yeah but he was all over it when the game was announced
boards.fireden.net
Noah Ortiz
guess it's another one to add to the mandela effect
Blake Powell
>Incel
Julian Morris
This game shits all over Cyberpunk 2077 and the cdpr shills are in damage control now. This game is basically what Cyberpunk 2077 should be.
Andrew Watson
you're a fucking dumbass
Oliver Harris
>I thought Horizon Zero Dawn had the ugliest female protagonist
Elbows too sharp, wouldn't bang.
Nathan Fisher
So in other words she ugly as fuck a greasy looking ugly redhead
Samuel Cruz
see
Adrian Jenkins
so she's ugly, got it
Anthony Martinez
Is he talking about Michael?
Justin Price
>Post Apocalypse
>No work, no job, just waiting for another victim to kill
>Still have time and resources to dye your hair
Fucking gaymers.