Total war:Three kingdoms

>chinese morality in one webm

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imagine him fucking some ching chong slave girl.. gross haha

>Ancient China people = Modern China people

>yuan rape babies = noble han blood

lel

>Cao Cao bring 640 men to siege Yuen Shao‘s cities with 820 garrisons

As much as I like 3K, the limitation of unit size in total war engine is gonna fuck up the immersion real bad.

>Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked bodies of the dead. Fears were spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them

Then don't play it.

So the new game has extreme unit sizes right?

Lol no

>ancient chinese kill counts/death tolls

Western Europe/Mediterranean confirmed for weenie hut juniors

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>game is bad
>"don't play it lol"

>Da Ji reign of terrors
only chinks capable to put human life below insects

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>King Zhou became extremely infatuated with Daji and started to neglect state affairs in order to keep her company. He used any means necessary to ingratiate himself with her and to please her. Daji liked animals so he built her a zoological Xanadu with several rare species of birds and animals. He also ordered artists to compose lewd music and choreograph bawdy dances to satisfy her musical taste. He gathered 3000 guests at one party to indulge in his "pond of alcohol" and "forest of meat". He allowed the guests to play a cat and mouse game nude in the forest to amuse Daji. When one of King Zhou's concubines, the daughter of Lord Jiu, protested, King Zhou had her executed. Her father was ground in pieces and his flesh fed to King Zhou's vassals.

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Daji's greatest joy was to hear people cry in physical torment. Once, she saw a farmer walking barefoot on ice and ordered his feet cut off so she could study them and figure out why they were so resistant to low temperatures. On another occasion, she had a pregnant woman's belly cut open so it satisfied her curiosity to find out what happened inside. To verify an ancient saying that "a good man's heart has seven apertures", she even had the heart of the minister Bi Gan (King Zhou's uncle) dug out and subjected to her scrutiny.

Daji was best known for her invention of a method of torture known as Paolao (炮烙). A bronze cylinder covered with oil was heated like a furnace with charcoal beneath until its sides became extremely hot. The victim was made to walk on top of the slowly heating cylinder and he was forced to shift his feet to avoid the burning. The oily surface made it difficult for the victim to maintain his position and balance. If the victim fell into the charcoal below, he would be burnt to death. The victim was forced to dance and scream in agony before dying while the observing King Zhou and Daji would laugh in delight.

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>The dwellers traded their children to eat

white people would never do this.

>more of its people die in famine than when the rest of the world was actively trying to kill each other for over half a decade
whenever they decide they want themselves to die they don't play any games

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Didn't Europeans do the same shit though albeit on a much smaller scale in their wars? Calling the Chinese a race of bug people doesn't mean anything. Any country that was conquered back in the day was raped and pillaged. We are all mongrels by that definition. Nazi Germany conquered a large portion of Europe in a few years. They were beaten back by the Allies but imagine all the mixing that went on in between and that's in recent history.

Yes. 11k battles soon

Technology still has limitations

why does China trigger the Amerimutts so much?

They would, there are many instance they did in history

>inb4 the donner party

How often was England ruled by an English dinasty?
Not very.

DA JI is best girl!

>England's national motto is "Dieu et mon droit"
FROGGED

How can westcucks even compete

Once insects always insects.

That's not Nu Wa.

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>have a land of billions of people on it full of smaller states and kingdoms
>have them war eachother for dominance causing the Deaths of millions
>one kingdom finally wins
>dynasty lasts for around 200-300 years and falls apart
>rise and repeat

>were invaded
>instead of getting wipe out, invaders were assimilated to your culture.
cultural victory

Here is a timeline of chinese history
>genocide
>new dynasty
>genocide
>new dynasty
Repeat for 5000 years

reading chinese history is like reading overly edgy teen fanfic except it actually happened

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>checked archived which board this stupid conclusion was from
>/pol/
Its always fucking /pol/ that are obsessed with race BS.

>introduce a super-duper ultra unit size because people complain about the small unit sizes in preview videos
>it's the same as Ultra in Shogun 2, 8 years ago
CA can't do anything right

>1488 BC
>Dong Dynasty
>Schlong province
What Chinese History have you been reading?

>insect too dumb to detect sarcasm
Don't you have an industrial accident to go and die in, Chang?

Haha you were pranked bro! It was a joke! The names are changed so it can sound funny haha

But it's not? Only cavalry is lesser. Infantry numbers are higher than ever.

>stupid
No, that is actually historically accurate, correct and a well educated summation on the whole thing. It is evident that you're only butthurt by the post because the /pol/chad actually educated everyone else about the chink mutt insect menace and their histories. Also the game will be crap.

Did the Romans ever fight the Chinese? Historypill me computer.

No, they were too far away from each other. They did have minimal trading contacts through the silk road however

No but they were aware of each other.
Romans had silk and Chinks had Roman wine

They did introduce the ultra size. 240 I think, per infantry group. 60 or 80 for cavalry. So, full stacks will bring in the bigger feel of the battles.

My only hope for this game is that it's optimized properly, and that when sieges happen, when you get to upgraded cities they have high as fuck walls that chinamen loved back in the day.

In Chinese records, the Roman Empire came to be known as Daqin or Great Qin. Daqin was directly associated with the later Fulin (拂菻) in Chinese sources, which has been identified by scholars such as Friedrich Hirth as the Byzantine Empire.

No, but they acknowledged them as the only other civilized nation on a world filled with barbarians. The game references this notion.

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So the Chings and the Romans decided it wasn't worth the risk and traded. So if even a benevolent empire doesn't conquer more resources then they turn on the plebs? Which gives way to barbarian hordes invading because of poor bureaucracy?

FUCK WEI NIGGERS

Both of them ended the same way.
Their empires weakened from civil wars between states and rival politicians, which made the invading barbarians job of conquering them way quicker.

LU BEI HAS BIG EARS

HAO

So it seems like it mirrors the current superpower without the bloodshed. The only deference is nukes and a military industrial complex.

King Zhou did nothing wrong, that's his vassal propaganda in order to overthrow his rule

I think it was more of an impossibility for the time. The distance was too great, fighting a land war against another empire so far away would be a logistical nightmare. I doubt even the Romans would be capable of it.

White men would be viruses then

Viruses don't improves things

Every white civilization has prospered under white rule though compared to everything else.

youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

I don't have many hopes for optimization, since Warhammer 2 was heavy as fuck.

Turn times are lightning speed compared to Mortal Empires at least.

>when they aren't dying of famine they're killing and raping each other
>when they aren't killing and raping each other other countries are doing it to them instead

Yeah, they fucked up, but for Shogun they really pulled through. I'm thinking they like Eastern crap more than they do western, so maybe they'll put some proper effort in. Still, as says, at least we'll have manageable turn times.

To be fair, total war did start with an asian setting.

The fear of a dying empire