Why do argonian ladies sound like 60 year old chain smokers?
Why do argonian ladies sound like 60 year old chain smokers?
Just say Marge.
God damn it OPEN UP THAT BODICE AND GIMME THOSE HIST SACKS
Bethshit prioritizes hiring 10 actors that cost $100,000 each rather than 100 who cost $10,000 each, which is completely retarded in games with 100+ NPCs.
To attract mates.
>you will never have an argonian wife.
i appreciate your saying that
what kind of weirdo would be attracted to a raspy voiced lizard woman?
they all sound like they cost $5
It's not even about the quality of their voices/performances, the VAs they employ have a long pedigree of acting in successful games, including previous Beth titles, so they can charge a lot while doing very little.
I like it honestly.
y-yeah what sort of weirdo...
>not human male x argonian female
cringe
Because they all have the same voice actor.
I only like them if they are swole too.
dumb kot
>Not smaller male argonian x larger male argonian
Cringe
Why do 60 year old Human females sound like Argonian ladies when they chain-smoke?
>Kemono art style makes Elder Scrolls look better
Memes aside, why do argonians have titties? It's canon that they lay eggs, and hatch as toddlers who don't need milk. WHAT ARE THEY THERE FOR ANSWER MY EMAILS TODD
Gross
Human pleasure.
Because the babies need to drink sap from some fucking tree or something and the females generate sap in their chests.
Because fantasy races are all humanoid for a human audience. And the Elder Scrolls team just copies dime novel fantasy covers for all its designs.
Todd knows that sex sells.
Because they are LizardMEN, not Lizards.
dumb baraposter
Think we'll get TES6 at E3 this year and start the next generation of argonian/khajiit gf posting?
Nah, Starfield before that senpai. TES6 will have no Argonian and Khajiit women.
The Hist turn random swamp fauna, mainly lizards, into conduits of their will. If the Hist want to commune with Man or Mer, they will make argonians to mirror them. But as shadowers of man and mer, they lose a bit of the thing that keeps them kin to the Black Marsh and this is why when we meet Argonians they always resemble humanoids.
Where as, in the black marsh, Argonians can can be basically anything; giants, winged and nearly dragon like.
Why do the males sound so sexy though?
How is Skyrim Special Edition without mods bros? I can't download mods where I am and I'm fancying a go on Skyrim again, is it playable without mods or is it trash?
is she angry or getting fucked
or both
Magic trees.
Also tits make my pp hard.
sup', mike
Why Argonians have tits
Why are female argonians so sexy?
Is it the tail?
As an appreciator of butts, i find that tail accenuates butt really well.
It's the voice for me.
Voice too.
I actually like its raspiness.
I also find that Khajit tail does not have that butt-enhancing effect as Argonian tails.
Argonian women are for human men
>It's canon that they lay eggs, and hatch as toddlers who don't need milk
no evidence of that though
Argonians used to be mammalian beings before the hist made them evolve into lizard things.
MUH
Crassius pls go
I always forget where all the good mods for skyrim are that make magic not suck and allow me to have fun outfits for the characters.
based
no
>tfw Enderal is better than Skyrim except for no beast races
Feels bad man
both
Too bad, I have to polish my spear all by myself
because they are
The hist mutates them as they see fit
Probably because you're installing this mod instead
haha yeah that would be weird
>no bulging dick under that
garbage mod
qt
Homer we're in Skyrim!
I don't get this pic: is it just 2 ocs or a dragonbron and npc?
She's only comforting him due to his small kill-count
Why would I care if they had a rack like that? Plus, the fact that it’s an anthro lizard isn’t what throws your ass off.
>wanting to fuck a lizard
Disgusting.
HAHA yeah who would want to do that
mommy
Oh good god that lizard
I dunno
I prefer them lizards rather athletic than this chubby and thick
Got any of that sorts my good user?
The hist demands anime big titty waifus.