It's happening

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It's happening

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>not pannen

>we care about no A presses and don't just want to shitpost about autism, honest!!

>5 fucking frames before he gets blasted to the heavens

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soulless garbage
give me the man himself

8/10 didn't even go to a QPU

what happens when they beat the game without A presses?

he's someone who works closely with pannen

Tyler sits at his right hand, bow the fuck down

at least talk or show some tranny so i can cringe i don't care about this stupid autistic shit

now how does he jump off the pole

MORE BULLY BATTERIES
SEND THEM TO A PU AND WAIT FOR THEM TO COME BACK EVEN ANGRIER

This is just one element of the strat. The plan is to build up speed by repeatedly knocking into the bully while it's stuck in lava to build up QPU speed and using those inverted pyramid platforms to displace Mario up in a PU and return to the map past the pole.

The title screen changes to Super Mrio 64.

Miyamoto will tell them the secret behind Mario's "M" on his cap.

yikes, have sex

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nice

What was his problem?

L is Real is finally explained.

Pusy

You unlock Luigi

pls fucc me with your 12 inch dicc daddy

I genuinely do not care unless it's commentated pannen

You unlock Princess Peach's sex scene

He's never coming back and you know it

Someone should dedicate the same level of dedication pannen puts into Mario 64 into doing a vocal impression of pannen and narrating all of his videos

Video games fill that hole where sex would normally go, and they do it in style.

save hex

Well, this is close
youtube.com/watch?v=goad2ijHBE8

They could never capture the cheesy, autistic sense of humor or genuine love of Mario that pannen has.

>N64 70 STAR 0 A-PRESS WILL ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFETIME

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I can see why you'd think that
But I can also see why someone would think that nobody could complete Watch for Rolling Rocks using only 0.5 A presses

You get to ride Yoshi for a bit but only outside the castle.

youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

How insane would it be if there actually WAS some sort of reward?
All this time the community thought they were more knowledgeable about the game than even the programmers, since they had knowledge of all sorts of glitches that were surely unintentional
But if the devs somehow hid a reward for completing the game with no A-presses so thoroughly that no reverse-engineer has even found a hint of it, and also deliberately programmed the game in such a way as to be an elaborate puzzle in which completing it without pressing the most important button was the unannounced goal, they would surely be the most genius game designers of all time, bar none.

96 actually.

>this strat gets refined and gets past the legendary pole
>pannen does a live premiere of the uncut any% 0 ABC route
possibly the most legendary gaming moment of the decade

*blocks your A button challenge 120 star 100% completion*

heh... nothin personnel pannen

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>claims to be a pannen fannen
>doesnt even know the rest of the abc crew...

OMG

H-HES FAST

Just HOLP a bully with infinite speed. Duh