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I made this video in the room yesterday
THERE WAS TOO MUCH SAUCE ON THE PIZZA
what's the song in the video.
Peace and Tranquility, it's from the game's soundtrack, song 100 on the B-Side to be exact
How many holofoil/rare stickers do you got? I've got three so far!
thanks. i actually found it shortly after making the post. i shouldn'tve been so hasty.
4 and i've sold 3 of them so far
getting rich
i wish i had money for the dlc but i already had to pay rent and food for the month
There are over 100 songs in the OST?
Secret boss was cool, but can you not fight madam bitch
>Giving up holographic dabs for short-term profit
Peck
No. There are over 200
reminder we need slide maps for when mods get enabled
just think about how it'll be more refined when you get to it though user
78 tracks on the OST DLC, 120 tracks on the B-Side DLC, and Nyakuza Metro doesn't have its tracks in soundtrack a DLC yet.
Is that because of all the variants of the same tracks?
Because I would have figured they'd just been one long track that goes through them all on the OST.
>Buying a leftist tranny game
Yeah most of it is variants, intros/outros, jingles, shit like that. But Death Wish stages all have their own remixes too.
>I can't have fun because of a flag
is she okay?
She's fine. Or dead. One of those.
no
That's alright, then.
I knew the OST would be pretty hefty with all that dynamic shifting, but I didn't expect that much.
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This shit is my jam.
What the peck did you just pecking say about me, you little bird? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Death Wishes, and I've been involved in numerous online Bring down the Mafia missions, and I have over 300 confirmed boops. I am trained in alpine skyline warfare and I'm the top rift runner in the entire online session. You are nothing to me but just another time piece. I will boop you the peck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this spaceship, mark my pecking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, pecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Hat Kids across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mafia goon. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your spaceship. You're pecking booped, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can boop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my umbrella. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed booping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my closet and I will use it to its full extent, you little crow. If you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your pecking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gosh darn goofy mafia. I will boop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're pecking booped, kiddo.
>he hasn't gotten that sticker in the background
This shouldn't upset me but it does
it stresses me out to listen to it though, I'm not good under the stress of countdowns
There's something off about that Hat Kid.
she looks too grown up
>put demo on Yea Forums
>take advice from thread
>make game and it's good
>ignore autists screaming about jamjoms
>let's you scream NIGGER subtly
>put some stupid flag grafiti in the sewers reee
It's in the filthy underground where it belongs people need to take the dog dick out of their moms and chill.
tell me where babby mode is or the kids get fucking slammed
go back to your shitflinging thread, this is a happy place.
>boop you in over seven hundred ways
I wasn't really looking for stickers until a bit ago, didn't even notice it. Thanks for pointing it out.
>tfw no-one comes to main station to see your shitty joke
This game legit has the best music. From energetic jams like that to chill like the Windmill theme.
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Fuck, I love this music so much.
Where is her bossfight
>10 Seconds Until Self-Destruct
>Trying to play Queen Vanessa's Manor as Bow Kid online
>Keep crashing whenever I reach the basement
Is it just me or is that just a common online bug?
>sold
what
Holo stickers are marketable.
you can equip the scooter badge, summon your scooter, then remove the badge and the scooter stays
Holy fuck Rhythm Jump Studio is fucking BANGER
>Bumping this awful thread
Yea Forums is not for generals
there's your general. go there.
Can you get multiples?
Do the soundtrack DLCs affect the selection of remixes in-game or are they just loose MP3s/FLAC files?
the latter
desu I'm pretty dissapointed that the online stuff is so laggy, is it just the Yea Forums server that's kinda fucked?
stop talking about videogames on the videogame board!
Where the heck is the green clean station gate, I'm retarded and got lost.
you use a rumbi to jump up to it
don't even reply, they're just mad because nobody from here is dumb enough to post in their troll threads.
fall in the muck right next to the jewelry shop and bounce on the catbot
>Tranny propaganda
>Video games
Nevermind found it, I was looking for a sticker.
I've unlocked the second one in the daycare center on the arctic cruise but I swear it doesn't show up there for whatever reason
so where is the secret bit in nyakuza anyway?
I heard it was at the top so I went all the way up to the purple balcony at the top again but I couldn't see anything higher to get to?
take bouncycat up to green station, instead of getting the time piece take the green train to the end and jump to the three-tiered green advertisement, walljump to the top, take the spring
Ha ha I hate myself
ahh the one that looks like a car park? yeah I was in there before but didn't see anything but a greyed out coin so I figured it wasn't there.
I'll check it out again, thanks.
Where is sleepy now kid? I don't see the food cart that I have to jump onto from a yellow train.
Oh there she is, don't need to do any platforming.
when will moustache girl get her deserved backstory DLC?
mod it out
I hate anime.
Nice try, Cucks For Breakfast; you're not getting my money.
>I hate anime.
>He forgets what website this is
I just redownloaded this and my save was gone... I had 100% the base game fuck
>tfw can't find green manhole
Will her time come again?
Her time will come when I do.
i hope they offer a 40% discount on the dlc soon
Is there a way to turn off online notifications?
based
is this game actually cute and funny and based or is it just some retards astroturfing
It's actually pretty bad. The main "people" playing it are just from ResetEra.
I actually is cute and funny. The game is overall easy and babby game, but i have to say that it's the most fun i've had for a singleplayer game in a long time.
>cute
>with tranny flags in it
AND THE OWLS DON'T LIKE TO GIVE THERE BLUEPRINTS
Looks like something I would play if I didn't have a switch and Mario Odyssey.
what's the worst character in the game
I want to fuck hat kid.
Moustache Girl, she's too british
i aint see no tranny flags, boy
redpill me on the multiplayer
what is it like specifically, and is it fun enough to buy and reinstall the game for it?
buy the dlc*
Where the hell is Scared Bow Girl
stop playing this shitty ass game by this shitty ass asset stealing dev
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no one gives a shit retard, go back to your smash threads with the rest of the cancer killing Yea Forums
*Heavy voice* No!
>WHY AREN'T YOU FALLING FOR MY BAIT GET MAD REEEE
>preorder bonus is a wallpaper
what a lazy dlc desu. online adds nothing to the game and was poorly implemented on top of that. and the chapter itself is uneventful and doesn't even have a proper boss
Where's the electric pon area again?
The online and the implications it comes with is the real DLC, in my opinion. If mods are possible with it, imagine the possibilities. ESPECIALLY mods that are more than just maps.
It gave me the unrealized joy of whacking people off the ledge
I mostly agree with you, I think the DLC is fun but it's not worth the full price, at 50% off I'd say sure.
A proper boss battle would help but I think the biggest problem is just lack of boss interaction / story itself. All the other NPCs had a backstory and something a little extra to them, even the walruse had a depressing backstory told via storybook that made him surprisingly endearing.
This cat lady kind of just got nothing and the cutscene after every hourglass was the same.
Lmao you're pathetic, literally equivalent to the SJWs who got mad at Jontron being included.
Deathwish is simultaneously the best and worst thing about this game. Fuck encore encore with the 1-hit badge.
Waiting for the switch version desu
Yeah I have to agree with the boss thing. Like we get hourglasses and give it to the cat the end. No meaningful interaction whatsoever.
Day 4 I can't fucking do it bros it's so hard to beat these goddamn bosses and I haven't even reached the death wish boss run yet how am I gonna live but I must continue I must keep playing I must keep fighting otherwise the time I have invested will have been for nothing I must keep fighting until I win
So holo stickers are a daily thing?
Trans people are great. JonTron is a subhuman shitstain
Are you even trying? Nobody will bite.
Damn nigga how'd you climb that windmill so fast
anyone have advice for death wish mustache? Specifically when her beam starts sweeping the entire stage when she uses it
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>Beat Deathwish Snatcher and now Deathwish Mustache Girl
I'm on my way to 100% boys.
Didn't know about this but i'm not surprised. Damn...
Buy the DLC's DLC
At what stage of the fight? Last stage?
I just beat it by always being in the air before she starts her next attack, paying close attention to where she was and where the hourglass lines were and trying to manipulate where she would spawn them by moving certain ways.
Honestly though it was a lot of luck in just getting good patterns.
I just feel like sometimes she will fire it off when I'm already heading towards the ground
Fucking glorious.
I just got the deathwish challenge for this, I'm gonna totally try it now
I guess someone has to make a level to go with it. I will attempt it.
I feel stupid because I did that when the game first came out and forgot to do it now. I'm rusty.
Yea, sometimes it's a crapshoot. Most of the time when she hit me with it, it was after I hit her after she finished another attack.
They're virtue signaling
They did JonTron's voice as a virtue signal and now they did the trans rights shit as a virtue signal. It's all about that capitalism money baby
>Controversy about Jon being a white supremacist
>Jon isn't white
What was the point?
goodnight fellow lolis, see you all tomorrow!
Starting to think I'm a shitter
don't feel bad user, I'm at about 90 with him
>openly shilling for gears for breakfast who inserted tranny propaganda into their dlc
Fuck off discord trannies
>only 50 stamps
He's literally the first boss I shouldn't be having this much trouble
>50
Isn't it 70 stamps to unlock the boss rush to even get shadowkid?
Is this dlc any good?
The cruise ship one was disappointing.
ok but have you heard of badges (there "totally in" right now.)
It's fun
Worth 10 bucks imo
They aren't doing a whole lot for me
hidden behind the tranny flag, you need to chop your cock off to access it
way less content than seal the deal and the multiplayer is hardly functional
She’d be better as a male
She'd be better as a boss fight
Night faggot
What does it mean?
>tfw i still haven't even started on seal the deal because i decided to start over from the beginning and 100% the game again
>tfw i'm so slow that by the time i get to nyakuza metro/online party everyone'll probably have moved on
cute and fun__
you can play an online party while trying to 100% the game. It's glorified single-player really
TRANS RIGHTS
>laser badge
literally the worst badge
>Holo sticker spawned in arctic cruise
>Spent about an hour looking, can't find it
>Compass badge is pointing at a wheel in the casino
>Won't point anywhere else
What do I do gamers
have you tried the last act?
PLAY THE WHEEL user
YOU GOTTA WIN THE FUCK STICKER YOU FOOL
what causes the custom menus to appear?
I want to see what the ones for the goats on alpine skyline look like.
I've only ever seen spaceship, cruise and metro. Might be DLC advertising.
I never understood this. Right to what?
I like this one, gonna put it in my playlist
good work, user
t-thanks you too
>jamming to the nyakuza metro manhole music all morning
They knocked the music out of the park again, good shit
>Game's final boss is a little girl with a mustache who gained a bit of support when her goals were reasonable but after gaining power started dictating how people should live their lives and punishes those who step out of line.
Based.
Wait I thought you could play modded maps with other people or is that wrong?
banger coming through
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You'll be able to once mods are working again.
Peace my dudes
>cant even get past mustache ex in the ex boss rush to even FACE ultra ex snatcher
help me
I was actually about to boot the game up to do that again. Boy is it gonna suck.
Im having problems with Arctic Cruise as well. The sticker spawn seems non existent as far as I can tell because the arrow doesnt even appear in any of the acts (I have everything else) and I searched around the whole chapter and didnt find a damn thing. Unless they fix this its really going to bother my autism.
whats poppin fellas
Why is she so smug?
I WANT HAT KID TO COME TO MY SCHOOL AND BULLY ME
So do holo stickers disappear the next day?
Another mystery of the universe scientists have yet to discover
Severe case of fute.
the dlc is like 7 euros wth
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big bop poppin through boys
My nigga
I think the game has always looked like shit but the n64 model looks really good hot damn
hate moustache girls voice acting, but i might be too old for the cartoonish babbling
i should try playing with the retro speech badge on
That VA is just odd like that. All her voice work sounds like that and I'm not sure what she's actually trying to do. She did a few things for Jan Animations before this.
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you are not prepared
Post your face when you enter THE COLLAPSING TIME RIFT
>two DLCs later, the total time pieces still isn't at 60 like originally planned
Are they gonna do one more?
next dlc will be about getting your dick chopped off
yes they should do it I'll buy everything oh god just give me more content
this is why we can't have nice stuff
>early build of game uses placeholder models
I.... I can't believe this....
if anyone's wondering the answer is yes, you can collect multiple holo stickers a day
Well, after 70 tries I finally got all of the tokens and completed the challenge now I need to do it with no abilities and without getting hit, and I'm now at 100 deaths
>buy game
>lots of new content literally next day
>apparently a lot of people have been having crashes and low fps due to it
>can't have an actual conversation in Steam because it get sburied under some stupid flag disussions
>no solutions yet
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
this is how I did it after many MANY tries:
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wishing you the best user
Thanks. I'm thankfully getting very close though. The lava at the end is being a bitch and a half, but if I keep at it, I think I'll have it beat later today.
I'm gonna say the P word!
Punny!
>40 seconds left
>We're doomed
please pass the egg salad
I've been looking for this song but didn't know the name. Thanks user!
That's an aesthetic as fuck screenshot my dude.
reaching the top of this windmill would've been a lot easier if my PC was operating at peak performance instead, instead of dropping my input every 10 seconds a lag spike occurred
peck
Same, I can't run it in 4k properly so I have to play it in 1080p
Life sucks
It has to do with the last patch. Lots of people are having crashes and fps problems.
>metro "boss"
>take lethal damage while picking up health
>game crashes and quits
At least it wasn't my machine then, if what you're saying is true.
How do I use the peace and tranquility badge?
>do mafia boss on deathwish
>final phase
>that one asswhole joins and gets me killed
Rapidly alternate between your up and down directionals and you will either dance or look tough if you have the bat, Peace and Tranquility will kick in over time.
>all this samefagging
Christ
Hi, Max
>that crop
Cringe
What?
I want to play as bow kid but I feel like she could use some fixing, like having her own bird passport or some missing faces hat kid can make. Heck, she can't even be punched in the face by the mafia who baits you into dancing with them and her hair color doesn't change with dyes.
I thought I was looking for the snatcher token but forgot to activate the quest, at least I found a rift token nearby
manor?
I'd be down with a Hat in Time sequel with a teenage Hat Kid if she looked THIS good.
I forgot. what do snatcher tokens do again?
>Implying she won't be a kid forever
So what are these transparent tokens? I found one in tunnels.
snatcher tokens
Windmill
bumpo
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plagite
*Ahem*
I want hat kid to eat my köttfärslimpa
FUCK CHILDREN
AND FUCK HATS
One million troops.
MAFIA RUINED THE GAME
Okay guys, when will they remove the FUCKING MAFIA from the game?
> Horrible bad designed characters.
> They're all clones.
> They're all ugly.
> They don't make sense in this cute game.
> They breath in space.
I can't be the only, I refuse to believe that.
meow
this is the biggest reason I haven't started one with her yet, it feels like they have some obvious stuff to patch in for her before she feels worth using
until then I still have death wish to complete
This are paid shitposters we're talking about here user
is there no mod that replaces Mafia with something more cute and funny?
>violent stupid lolis
I would be down with this
WHY DO THEY DO THAT
THE SETTING IS GREAT, EVERYTHING IS GREAT
BUT THEY HAVE TO BRING THESE MAFIA AND VIOLENCE THINGS INTO THE GAME, RUINING THE ATMOSPHERE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. REALLY WHY
DAMN. IT'S WAS CLOSE TO BE PERFECT.
>Hovermale
I want Polar Bears.
They should stop all the political jokes and remove Yakuza too, but at least there's a kind of pun there.
There's Mafia in Mario game, like in Thousand Year Door, but it's not as direct as in A Hat in Time.
All they need to do is cutefy the Mafia.
why fucking polar bears, that makes no sense at all and wouldn't be funny in the least. Would make a lot more sense for the cruise ship level.
Because they're big, brute and it's a tropical island.
But could be anything, really, except hulk clones.
>derailing a comfy thread with muh SJW
but then there would be barely any humans at all in the world except mustache girl and people who used to be human like the snatcher and venessa
But the Mafia are clones and ugly, it doesn't make any difference.
And they're Mafia. A reference would be okay, but like this is too aggressive. Maybe one character could be like that, but the other characters should be different. And they shouldn't be called mafia.
More like the Fish gang, or something.
I kind of like this game even more after the devs trolled Yea Forums with the trans flag.
>And they're Mafia. A reference would be okay, but like this is too aggressive
this is a game for adults, filled with dark humor like talking nooses complimenting your neck, an owl faking his own murder to get out of cleaning duty, crows trying to commit fraud, mustache girl drawing gory images of the mafia being killed as part of her idea of justice
the idea that this is a kids game and should not have any references that might be too dark is completely wrong. And either way, the mafia being in the game is a lot less aggressive than many of the other jokes they've pulled. Also they're Cooks, not fishermen.
this makes me think that the tranny flag was in the sewers for a reason.
Now that I think about it doing the final wish with other anons could actually have some use since kids will randomly have health floating around them
Is this DLC any good? The last one was pretty meh.
TRANNY GAME
Fuck the cruise ship. I actually thought about 100%ing the game but seeing the achievments+ the time rift fuck that. Literally the worst dlc ever made.
where the fuck is the secret boss
why do you need everyone to know that you're a lame casual?
Short but fun. The metro is a joy to explore and as usually there a lot of work was put into details. The music is superb.
Just bring at least 3k for all the stuff the cats are selling.
>randomly decide to give the final death wish another go randomly
>beat it without dying and beat both of the bonuses at the same time
i'm the best at this game
Don't have anywhere near that much. What's the easiest places to grind cash again?
Mafia town has tons of crate and barrels
Thanks, friendo.
Mafia Town and Subcon Forest
I wish more people understood this. Ive seen alot of the "muh sjw's" complainers use the justification that it doesn't belong in a children's game, which it clearly isn't. To be fair though, the people crying that Jontron is in the game and the people bitching that an easily missable tranny flag is in the game certainly do act like children.
>start replaying A Hat in Time
>remember Battle of the Birds
Guess I'll just play another game.
What an autistic retard
MILFIA when?
The crows are easily my favorite. They're all funny boys.
Just think, once you've done that, you can go onto Subcon forest and then the best area in the game Alpine Skyline
I want to start a new game just to put crayons into gallery room.
Yes that is indeed the best area in the game
It's on top of the green signs here in the center of this screenshot, you need to ride the train and jump to it and climb up the walls to reach to the top.
you some kind of racist? only white women can be punched in the face and only dumb white women dye their hair. check your pribledge shitlord.
nice bait nerd
kinda like the devs are lazy cucks and want to virtue signal more than they want to make a good game
why did cat boss lady just het hat kid walk past her with the time pieces when she could have one-shotted her right there and not offered a million-dollar reward?
>just het
let
When mods come back hopefully we'll have a nice batch of maps come out of the wood works that were made during the wait. I really want to see how creative people get making multiplayer focused stuff
Porn of virtual catuber WHEN?
This man is asking the real questions.
It's not even funny.
>nyakuza rift
>not about the cat lady
>about the fucking roomba
Nothing wrong with mafia. Mafia is number one
Down with the Mafia!
Down with the Mafia!
She's the most powerful character in the game. The point behind her not getting one is because you would never win.
>want to play online
>didnt even start main game yet
>still too busy with kiwami 2 and monhun events
juggling games is hard
she really didn't give that vibe. I'd say she was incompetent, but that might just be because she's a cat
DOWN WITH THE MAFIA
There should have been more moments like when she murdered that one cat or the fact she kills you in one hit if you hit her.
Then give me a fucking tough boss fight for crossing a yakuza boss
True, I have no arguments now.
They should remake the game and create a cute version of it.
It can compete with the big stars for sure if they tone it down.
The game is super charismatic.
The Mafia is actually one of the less offensive stuff about it.
I want MILFIA.
Doubtful, She has quest-giver NPC strength, But that doesn't mean shes even on the same level as someone like the Snatcher.
honestly, I'd say they should've added one time piece where she actually helps you. Kinda in a, "if you're loyal you'll get far" kinda way
also, a time rift for her backstory, like every other NPC has
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Bunch of soccer moms get together to create a anti-fun dystopia though the MILFIA, Mustache girl ends up becoming a rebellious brat.
Where do I get the mufuggin baseball bat?
yeah but is her vision augmented?
Theres a little gang of punks by the jewel store where you can by a bunch of goodies including the bat
Battle of the birds has some Kino moments
I-is that heaven user
THERE WERE ACTUALLY TWO TRANNY FLAGS IN THE DLC
>I spent fifteen minutes looking for the third metro relic
>it was a set of 2 all along
>At the end of the chase, she reveals her last time piece and smiles evilly as she pulls out a Time Piece with some janky ass tech latched onto it
>An effect similar to the Time Stop Hat plays as she uses it to fucking decimate the cops
>Reveals that she's been honing her abilities with using the first one you gave her ever since you got it for her. She's not just fucking throwing them everywhere like Mustache Girl, she's more dignified than that
>Fight begins with you having to use the Time Stop Hat simply to dodge her attacks
>To damage her you have to stun her first by messing up her rhythm, this means finding ways to make her Time Piece enhanced super speed screw up (Tripping, getting her to run face-first into a wall, etc)
I just came up with tihis and now I'm mad it doesn't happen.
Actually mad about this. Missed a great chance to touch upon her backstory, how she lived her youth as a gutter kitten stuck in the metro, how she rose to power, how she's actually just tsun for the police chief
Really?
The Dev's cant into boss-fights i assume, Otherwise they're probably would've been at least 2 more boss fights in the main game.
I assumed they struggled with it the moment I saw Snatcher use the same shockwaves that the toilet did, honestly. Which is a shame because those fights are easily the best bosses in the game. Mafia Boss is too cut and dry and Conductor/Grooves is simply way too drawn out to make sense.
She's going to be the main villain of the sequel for sure.
Also, snatcher may be stronger but he grew attached to hat kid, which is why he doesn't just kill you instantly despite him being able to do so.
To be fair, the ones they came up with are all pretty good, only the mafia boss feels lacking
I assume Mafia Boss was the first boss they made, much like how Mafia Town was the first level they designed as well.