Good girl

Are actual gay people really that perverted, or it's just internet dwelling lonely boys going insane from loneliness?

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>chads
>being that retarded
Incel Power Fantasy

Both

Tie me to the floor. Piss on me. Spit in my mouth. Treat me like worthless bitch and make me eat from a bowl. And then fuck me until I can't walk for a week

Indifferent because they always freak out before the big suck ever happens. Fucking flaky sluts.

most people are this perverted, gays just have it easy finding partners that share their fetishes. If you are straight and the would be kinky girls all around, you'd go with the flow as well

>implying Tanks aren't the biggest sluts around
>just sit there and take it while the healer keeps you alive and DPS does all the work
Tanks are bottom subs by design

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but I hate playing healer, I have always been the tank.
Also DPS are all edgy teenagers who can't move away from red circles and do damage at same time because ADHD

It's hungry fags and nerds being prison gay. Hets are so fucking sheltered you can convince them of anything. I home wrecked so many "healthy" relationships it's not even funny.

>GOD TIER
Disgruntled and jaded healer
Football 3rd halftime camaraderie (no homo)
>Good tier
Eternally angry healer
Smug healer
POWER GAP
>meh tier
pro healer
>shit tier
Healslut

>be me
>be a big slut
>never played Medic, Mercy, Lifeline or any healer in my life
Yeah there's just something wrong with you freaks. It's not even about being a slut at that point. It just seems like you don't want to enjoy the game at all.

I want to team up with a tank and go down on some fat dps cock.

i wanna fart on all you gay fags

>Mercy
>healslut
We get it you are a tranny

Kek

>Tank makes rude comment to healer

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I really want to try and suck a cock.
Is it worth the effort?

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First post is already like this. Are you proud of yourself?

>Male healer starts trying to hit on me
Should have rolled DPS

Do you regret Yea Forums?
Making shitty memes like that, now people take this shit seriously.

angry healer here, FUCK tankfags and TRIPLE FUCK dpsfags

you crack me up, little buddy

I love it, I get to ride cock every day

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Slut

tfw no healslut gf in FF14

yes~!

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i'll be your healslut, but not in that shit game

me out of frame

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

I main tank classes exclusively. How do I get my own full time heal-slut?

me in the frame. Are you this well-endowed, user?

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You just have to bully some healers until they submit to you.
Or you could post your discord

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You sluts are all the same. Time to bend over and service true men

I want a healslut gf in eso.

100% if you get a good one

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>tfw only play tanks and DPS
>still wanna be a submissive slut
What do..?

Completely average

None of you faggots will actually post porn. Straight traps for the win. Straight traps = more trap babies

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tell me more, what's a good one? should he be more forceful or rather let me do my thing? fat/long or rather a smaller cock?

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What you need is a big, fat, veiny cock skull fucking the shit out if you while making you take deep whiffs if his musky bush, while you're on the brink of passing out from lack of air

sauce?

Yes, sir~ Please teach me how to service a true man like you!

Perhaps pick some lewd dps and we service a hung tank together?

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You really like riding that much?

sounds really hot, but are you serious about this, I'm quite afraid of having my throat abused like this without any experience

a good one is uncut, 6+ inches min, preferably 7, with a thick, juicy head that produces a lot of precum
You want it small enough that you can still take it all the way to the base, massive meat rods are wasted on mouths, especially if you're not very experienced. The first time you suck one you should make sure you get to take the lead to explore him at your leisure, then later on you can hang your head off the bed to let him facefuck you with his balls slapping your nose and forehead.

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>It's another thread of 300lb socially autistic retards pretending to be anime girls and 'hehe healerslut uwu' meme because of failed relationships, despite having never actually sucked any cocks due to being unappealing.
Take me back to the days when people would just fucking play games. FFXIV was the fucking worst for it.

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Here's what you'll do: you'll slide down those slutty panties, spread that ass as much as you can, and wiggle that butt while begging for my manhood to pierce you in one thrust, while you cum your brains out like a good slut.

>tank dies
>you die too

of course, the only thing I love even more is being pinned down and forcefully pounded until I pass out in puddle of cum and sweat!

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I played Mercy once. I was wondering where's the rest of the team. I saw one hiding in a room, he wouldn't come out, says he needs healing, so I went to them instead. They were actually two. Open wide kids, here's the yellow sprinkle. One by one they drank. Torb ran out too soon but came back. Afterwards not even a fucking thanks. Orisa pushed a room, she died before I could reach her. I died next. The children died next. Lesson learned, play Briggette.

I've been wondering about that too, should I practice with a dildo first or something?

I upgraded from a smug healer to a jaded one many many years ago
Its a combination of healing sucking in games now and healslut faggotry ruining my games more and more

is this what everyone is talking about when they call people "discord trannies?"

Maybe I can help out with that

Me#9796

yes sir, please ravish this lewd body in any way you please. Please shove it in all the way without any compassion for a useless minx like myself~

No.

Fucking ffxiv man. I was addicted and loved the game for the longest time but at some point I just kinda realized wow this community is fucking awful then that suddenly clicked to wow this game is actually awful

being a e-slut doesn't make you a tranny

This is just regular dudes. You'll know it when you see it.

as long as they are just a bit bigger than your hand when you grip them with a thick fat head, you will mostly be sucking and kissing the head so the fatter it is the better

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>it's stinky and smelly because I just jerked off
that doesn't make any sense

Yeah tranny erp is usually autistic and lazy while regular dude erp is uaually like damn dude get this man a thesaurus

[Rocket Monkey] Nozomidoori

Your's doesn't smell after fapping?

I did that, it helps with deepthroats, casual sucking and licking you can do improvised, but if you really want someone to fuck you face and you don't want to gag and puke everywhere then you should practice with a dildo beforehand

You are lonely, not because you lack friends, but because you are unhappy with yourself.
You are unhappy with yourself because you are useless and pathetic, and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Even if you had friends, you'd still be sad, because friends won't fix what's wrong with you.
You try to escape into your imagination, but you imagine yourself as a weak anxious screwup. Even in your own fantasies, you're still a failure.
You are going to kill yourself one day. The sooner you do it, the less of a burden you'll be on the people around you.

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Hi healsluts and others willing to learn how to please cock, here are the basic tips for beginners on what to consider:
1) place your tongue above your lower teeth to make it slide in easily, this is especially needed if he decides to facefuck/deepthroat you
2) Make sure to lick every part of his cock, don't go for it and put it all into your mouth right away, lick the shaft, tip, balls. Put some variance into it, use your hands and glide your tongue between his foreskin
3) Eye contact! Always make sure to hold eye contact with the person your pleasing like a good slut.
4) You can apply press down your thumb and apply some pressure to it to prevent your gag reflex, especially good to know for deepthroating
5) It is often easy to tell when your partner is about to cum! He will tremble and moan, you will often taste a bit of precum and you will surely feel the throbbing of his cock inside your mouth. When that happens brace yourself and try to move your tongue close to the tip so the cum isn't shooting straight toward your throat and make you gag/spit it out, but instead will have it fill your entire mouth!
6) Always make sure to open wide and show off the huge load inside your mouth! You might even keep on sucking with the cum still inside, this way you'll glaze his cock with a mixture of cum and saliva, often it will become quite bubbly and more white and it's very tasty to look at and lick clean!
7) You can extend his spurts by slowing down a bit during his orgasm, but then keep up the pace once you notice he settels down. Also, keeping it up and licking him all over after he came will make him very sensetive and tremble all over. If you do it right he might even cum a second time! Make sure to lick it all up like a good slut

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>tfw 7 inches with a thick juicy head that produces a lot of precum but am cut
Girls never care about cut but I never want to go for anything with guys because they'll look down on my dick.

I just resubbed to FFXIV because i felt like playing some MMO garbage. I always thought the FFXIV tranny thing was just a meme but then I ran into this fucking guy today honeysong.carrd.co/

i can tell you've never sucked a cock, these are all terrible tips

Hell yeah here it is fucking based
Cringe

You seem real caught up about it. Clearly it's psyop shit meant for impressionable minds, it's been everywhere since 4channel rolled out. Chill out fren

We got a dicksucking master over here

faggot here, while it's a shame I will still suck you off and let you have your way with me. As long as you take good care of your dick and it doesn't look wrinkled and dry I'll gladly worship it

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yes but i can use ankh

please do so~!

I'm achieving my career goals and can afford to live on my on, why aren't I happy?

I mean it doesn't really matter. Both cut and uncut cocks are still hot as fuck. Having a big head is probably the most attractive thing a cock can have

if you're going to be a faggot and talk about sucking dicks and try to give advice, suck a real dick first.

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full pic please

Uncut is literally just a little more fun to play with because there's more there to interact with. That's it. Don't start whining to me about how unhappy you are with your nice cock while I'm sucking you off like a faggot

I sucked plenty of dick before and the list is fine, some advice obviously given for the erotic effect, but there isn't anything completely wrong.
If you are so smart and full of yourself why don't you give some beginners advice?

Post discord

How do I keep it from looking wrinkled and dry? Mine is not as bad as some of the worse examples but there's definitely a little "texture" to it.

>eye contact
>full coverage licking
>bad tips
You are not a faggot. Eye contact is one of the most important parts of oral. You need your partner to know that you are enjoying giving it to them as much as they are receiving it. Enthusiasm is everything in fellatio

Why is everyone on this site so fucking gay

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Healsluts are the worst, real chads play crowd control supports

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Loneliness

You should know

Is it stranger to ask someone to strongly praise you while you give head or to ask them to demean you

Post yours please!

A bit of both is the key. Being demeaned and used during and treadured and headpatted after

AHEM
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK LARPERS
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK FAGGOTS AND JANNIES

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>he plays games with healers in it
it’s shit design. Proper support classes should be crowd control based or simply a comrade that helps you fight

Zenomorph57#4448

what games get supports right?
im thinking paladins and league

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I fucked my ass with a dildo a few times ago for the very first time and now my stomach kinda hurts.
Is this common? I prepared a lot with my fingers and didn't rush it, it went in smoothly and it also felt heavily while I did it, but afterwards I get this sting in my lower abdomen and it feels funny.

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TF2 no question
Also Dota for the most part

Depends eho's taking charge. If you're sucking it freely by yourself encouragement is nice, but when he's grabbing you with fistulls of hair and putting you in your place demeaning dirty talk is hot as fuck

Based
Fucking hurry up and delete this fucking thread christ

I kinda hate dirty talking, I prefer hearing the actual lewd sounds, for exampling hearing myself gaging or him breathing heavily. I feel like dirty talk, especially this "though guy" talk feels really embarrassing and fake