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>mic on
>crack open beer
>slurp
>mic off
>mic on
>slurp
>mic off
>mic on
>you guys are shit
>slurp
>mic off

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I do this every time I have to burp, because I KNOW it pisses off the right people.

Same. I also like to say
>brb guys gotta smoke
And proceed to micspam the sound of someone lighting a bong.

>set mic sensitivity to the fucking max
>open a bag of chips
>eating them with mic open hearing me reach in and crunch for a solid 10 seconds
>no mute function

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>Fart into the mic to assert dominance
>Accidentally push a little too hard

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everything itt is acceptable so long as you have push to talk on

fuck everyone who doesnt use ptt. like what the fuck is wrong with you voice activation cunts

>mic on
>ACHOO
>mic off

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>open mic
>laugh
>close mic
>open mic again
>begin micspamming king of the hill

>mic on
>youtu.be/xdkLZNyEMVU
>mic off

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>about to switch maps
>someone turns their mic on
>"niggerniggerniggerniggerni-"

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>Team is losing horribly
>random macaco blasts the opening theme from a popular brazilian soap opera max volume
>stops after 15 seconds
>mfw

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>Turns mic on
>starts singing
>doesn't stop
>random guy from the same team starts to stab him
>They get stuck on a door
>they both die
>I add them to friends

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Heh.

>turns on mic
>"I am the law"
>team kills like a fucktard
>i tell him that i'll skin all the skin from his body until he slowly breathes to death

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>mic on
>"Дoбpый дeнь"
>banned from server

Hmmm. How did you know where that was from? You can't just call someone else a macaco while being a macaco

FUCK YOU TEXAS AND FUCK YOUR LONESTAR BEER

>Ghost quads
Not bad.

low quality thread

>shove the mic in my ass to assert dominance
>accidentally shoved it a bit too far
now I only play healer :3

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