Besides Animal Crossing and Pokemon, what are video games girls like?

guild wars 2

how is dating an ugly ass girl going?

Sims
City builders
Civilization
MMOs in general
Hearthstone somehow
Kingdom Hearts
Nintendogs
Skyrim
Girl (Male)?

Yes
She was very much into mech stuff but didn't like the ones with teenage pilots

Open world survival crafting stuff from what i noticed
And the sims

Chicks love Zelda

Undertale
Well at least for my gf, she isn't fan of vidya but 100% it quit easily.

A solid 9/10

Cis

I wish the whore would do porn.

I'd actually pay good money to watch her get passed around to like 4 or 5 niggers

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Thats just a weeaboo bitch. Be careful she will cheat on you as soon as an asian guy wants to be her bf.

My gf play don't starve together...with a friend of her and not with me. Fuck.

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>not instantly losing your boner in disgust at the site of a naked nigger

>his girlfriend plays video games

Yikes dude she probably is lazy and a shitty cook but hey atleast you two can play rocket league together

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MMOs are full of thirsty neglected housewives

I wouldn't get hard but it's what Niggery deserves

>not enjoying huge cocks and lesser humans humiliate motherless women

Very cool!

Every grrl I know who likes gaming is into Bethesda shit and Mass Effect.

>atleast you two can play rocket league together

>LOL
>Calculated.
>Whew
>Okay.

>Try to play Halo 2 with her
>Figure casual console shooter is a good place to start, we can go from there
>She literally can't understand how to use two analog sticks at once
>Play Castle Crashers instead

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Besides those two, my gf plays
Kingdom Hearts
Zelda
God of War
Spyro
Old Runescape
Sims

My GF loves pokemon and FFXIV but also has 100s of hours in Paradox games. AMA

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Is she a hefty one?

arma 3 and EVE online

my gf isn't into vidya, am i missing out on anything bros

Kangdom Hearts of course

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>Finally saw a J Niggeri nude
>It's literally, LITERALLY, THE definition of "nothing special"
This bitch deserves no money, fame or happiness.

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Which cosplay whore is going to have her porn video leaked first?

I'm the gf, and it's literally Kingdom hearts for me.

>video games girls like
>Nier Asstomata
Think again faggot.

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Got a link? I want to see if its the real deal or one of those bullshit ones that people make.

It's one in front of a mirror, literally just like the shit you'd find on Yea Forums on a regular day.
If you really want to see it I guess you'll have to look for it here megapreview.com/ because I don't have the link anymore.

>I'm the gf
Cutting your dick off does not make you a woman.

MMO's. and you can always tell who the girls are in general chat. way too many emotes and usually type with proper punctuation and grammar. shit's annoying.

dmc
zelda
persona
dq

Sims
Overwatch
Zelda
Kingdom Hearts
Splatoon (this is an underrated one; no one seems to understand just how much bitches love Splatoon)

How do I get a gamer gf, guys?

No she's average

I can vouch for this. Got legit (no fake shit) nudes from a thirsty neglected housewife some years ago. Eventually we did some sexy cam stuff too. Literally no harm in doing these activities because we lived so far away. After sometime, we moved on to other videogames and went our separate ways. Conversations were becoming more distant. Whatever. I got what I wanted and she did too. We had tons of fun. We probably could've met up and fucked, that's how deep our relationship was. Doubt her cuck husband would ever find out lmao

It seems impossible, but really, user.
That isn't the first woman I've heard of liking it.

>Zelda
>Sims
>DMC
>Wildstar
>Kingdom Hearts
>Overmeme
>Borderlands
>Resident Evil Series
>Devil May Run Up On A Nigga
>All Telltale "Games"
>Left 4 Dead

I know because after I'm done thats what they played throughout my life, prove me wrong.

I like Stardew Valley on my phone, Demon's Souls, and Dragon's Dogma. DMC5 was meh for most of the game. Wordscapes is fun, you should play that.

Get a gf and introduce her to extremely casual shit like mario kart and play it together. Then just progress from there. Dont expect too much more than nintendo games thoughz or maybe a solo healer in a casual shooter like overwatch.

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My fiance is a pretty big nintendofag in general.
Zelda, Kirby, Smash, you name it. We played through the last two gens of Pokemon together, was comfy as shit.
She's got a love-hate with a lot of rpgs for whatever reason. She likes the stories and settings, but usually doesn't like the gameplay. Except Dragon Quest, for whatever reason.

I got her into Disgaea, which she likes more than I do now.

This. Bitches love Mario kart. Rosalina and Peach makes them wet

>Left 4 Dead
A shallow casual zombie game they're not afraid of approaching because they have male players protecting them thanks to its co-op focused gameplay
>Zelda
Easily accessible, popular, Link is cute
>Mario Kart
Le whacky kart split screen mayhem where they can not feel too bad about playing like absolute ass because they get 4th/12th place instead of last place thanks to the retarded AI racers.
>Sims
speaks for itself

Only frame of reference was dork girl in middle school. Kingdom Hearts and Devil may cry only on the easiest difficulties. I introduced her to Tekken and she went head over heels for Jin. Later sold her my copy of Tekken 4 for 20 bucks because of it. The thirst can work both ways.

Left 4 Dead Versus has one of THE most awful gaming communities there has ever been. The instant they hear you have a female voice they'd shit all over you.

>tfw came closer than I ever did to finally getting a gf last year
>tfw cut things off with her because she didn't want sex because it was painful for her and I wasn't entirely attracted to her face even though her body was pretty nice
It fucking hurt so bad doing that to her. She was really nice too.

How the fuck are you all getting gfs? I can barely talk to a women i like without sperging out.

The ATM machine.
hehehehe

Literally don't be an asshole, and have some sort of prospect. Be willing to not have a relationship with a woman and just have her as a friend. Having female friends implies you aren't an asshole.
That's it. Think before you speak.

>can hold my own with women I'm not attracted to or at least aren't interested in
>the fucking moment I meet a woman I find gorgeous who I have a thing for, my mind shuts the fuck down
I fucking hate this shit so fucking badly, jesus christ

I'm really working on my social anxiety. When I get some money, I'm thinking about going to see a therapist for this shit too because it's maddening.

Tinder. And also I got stupidly lucky with genetics and upbringing

how df do you even find women?

Simple solution, don't go into a social situation with a girl expecting that it will be romantic.
If it turns out that way, neat. If not, oh well.
Build up rapport with a girl and it gets easier to talk to her as that person you know, rather than as your future wife.

See, I've done this before but I can NEVER be friends with a woman I find attractive without wanting to put my dick inside of her at some point. How do I stop this? It's bad when you're a virgin who's never had a gf, which just makes you want what you've never had all the more.

Animal Crossing
Pokemon
The Sims
Harvest Moon
Zelda
Kirby
Super Mario
Mario Kart
Mario Party
Yoshi
Garbage mobile-tier games and if you're real lucky Final Fantasy

These are your across the board safe bets, any other girl you've met that plays other stuff is the exception, not the rule.

Well, the girls I know enjoy some or all of the following:
>Paladins
>Divinity OS 2
>Pathfinder: Kingmaker
>Heroes of Ruin
>Neverwinter
>Vermintide 2
>Jedi Academy
>Resident Evil
>Mario Kart
>Elder Scrolls

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Buy a good masturbation sleave.
Seriously. Nice molded silicone with some lube.
You might think it's ridiculous, but a good sleave is way better than your hand, literally right on par with actual sex; the only difference is in emotional connection. It fills that void.
Get that and sex becomes a moot point if they aren't someone you've bonded with anyways.

Fringe thoughts are okay and fine, just suppress them and fap later. Ideally not to an image or thought of her. Keep the people you know in a no-fap zone unless the actual relationship progresses to that point, it makes things better and easier to manage.

What's your recommended brand/build? I had a cheap-ish one a while back and it was trash

Is it worth it? The stigma of owning a male sex toy is almost too much for me.

I forgot Skyrim. That too

In my experience:
girls who don’t actually play video games but played them a little sparingly
>Zelda but never actually finished one
>League of Legebds casual
>Overwatch
>Minecraft

girls who play video games regularly but aren’t hardcore gamers
>animal crossing
>Pokémon
>Wario Ware
>rhythm heaven

and the hardcore gamers who happen to be girls just play what the rest of the hardcore gamers play.

On the Flipside, what are the games guys play who aren’t into games or moderately interested in games?

>what are the games guys play who aren’t into games or moderately interested in games?
Shooters and sports games.

games where you can play dress up, collect cute pets and show off to your online peers
so FFXIV and WoW

That was my go too. My step brothers play a lot of those. At least one of them branched our and got into other stuff and plays some of Nintendo’s games with me. We had a lot of fun in coop 3D world.

My husband (female) likes slime rancher.

Platformers
Puzzle Games
Exploration Games
Games that allow customizing and creativity (like Little Big Planet
Visual Novels
Sims
Movie Games
Easy games

I'm a Chad.

Another kind that used to be worth mentioning were music games like Guitar Hero. That was an interesting trend for like the first two years until Activision milked the genre to oblivion.

Unironically Bad Dragon.
It's a little expensive, but the quality can't be beat. Those things are tough, super easy to clean (Seriously, if you somehow manage to absolutely destroy it, you can boil it to sterilize it no problem), and have the right balance of softness and firmness. They warm up super quickly if you just run them under some warm water for a few seconds.
You don't have to do a ridiculous one, just an Alice or Sophia are fine.

Alternatively, Tenga's more permanent sleaves are pretty good, and come with the added benefit of looking classy as fuck. Seriously, someone might not even think they are a sex toy at first. They are also quite a bit cheaper, though sometimes they focus too much on being exotic and forget to be good. Their lube is only okay, I'd still recommend Bad Dragon's clear lube.
Personally, I don't like their material firmness quite as much, but that has to be up to you. They do have vibrating ones, though those are expensive.

Who the hell cares? They aren't huge, so they are easy to hide if you don't hoard the things, and you shouldn't be talking about your sex toys in public anyways.
They aren't super expensive (the vibrating Tenga ones kinda are), so absolute worst case, that certain someone suddenly gets a lot closer and moves in, you just throw it away.
Alternatively, once someone is close to you, establishing that you own one can actually communicate that you aren't in it for sex as much anyways, and genuinely care about the person, not the fuck.
This might be beyond your wildest dreams, but owning a masturbator can actually filter out some shallow bitches you are better off not dealing with who can't handle not being able to debase you to a sex-starved caricature of a man controllable by sex, and keep only the ones able to respect you as a person as well.
It has to be your judgement on that person whether you think it would be better to just trash it, or use it to make a point about your motivations.

Stardew Valley

My GF was only ever into MMOs because she was attention-starved and mentally ill.

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EsL? Learn English please

What if I still live at home?

>Metroid Samus Returns (and ONLY Samus Returns)
Why tho?
Can't you convince her to try Super?

Detroit: Become Human

Ordering it will be the hardest part. I know Bad Dragon hides its name on boxes (It probably wouldn't be recognized anyways, though it is slightly more risky than Tenga), but has "silicone sculpture" as its contents, which may or may not arouse suspicion. It IS filled with a bunch of obnoxious packing material you will have to dispose of on the sly.
Tenga is less shy, but then again, literally nobody knows what Tenga is, just say it;s weebshit if you get asked, technically you aren't even lying. Has more reasonable packaging.
No idea about other companies.

Again, the sleaves themselves are pretty small; it is completely reasonable to smuggle one around the house like, say, to a shower.
Some of Tenga's are a bit cleaner, they will hold on to the mess until you have an opportunity to clean it. Otherwise, a sleave isn't much harder to clean than the usual mess, unless you are an absolute ghoul and just let it go into your pants (btw, that has a smell, don't do that), just tuck a tissue into the back and that should hold it until you get a chance to wash it out.
So long as you have one thing or place where nobody will look, like a box, or a drawer, or even a pillowcase or old computer box, keeping one hidden is easy. Though again, unless you have utter troglodytes for parents, as long as you are discrete with it, nobody should care that you have something like this.

Dunno. She's fairly zoomery (22 or so) and she got REALLY into Samus Returns and it alone for some reason, so much she hated Prime for not being a -vania and had a brief stint as the "Samus Returns autist" aka the Yoko Taro autist last Yea Forums the musical.

>and just let it go into your pants (btw, that has a smell, don't do that),
FUCK ARE YOU TELLING ME MY FAMILY KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME

You forgot Tales of

Yes.
It also made your room smell like cum because you let your laundry build up.

That's weird.

I get my nose being desensitized to it and everything but usually whenever I leave my room for awhile and come back and it smells, it usually just smells like the usual dirty laundry. I'm extremely sensitive about smells so I'm careful about this sort of thing but my room at least should never smell like cum.

I mean, it's possible yours is a super rare form of cum that doesn't smell like cum, I don't know who you are, but just as a general rule, anyone who has been around cum not-constantly can recognize it semi-hardened in pants, or massed up in the dirty clothes hamper.
Women are generally more perceptive to it than men, assuming they've smelled it at least once, because they almost never are in a position to become desensitized to it as much as a man does.

>She literally can't understand how to use two analog sticks at once
Desu, to anyone unfamiliar with games, duel analog is actually pretty unnatural. I've heard of casuals not taking to it plenty of times, and I've heard mouse is generally easier for casuals.

>Nier Asstomata
>Not liked by girls
Have you never met weeb girls user?
I know a couple and they are all over 2B.

Lesbians do not count because homosexuality is a mental illness.

Yeah, that's fair. I don't know how to get an adult into it though, I learned when I was a child and all plastic and could learn shit

>hated Prime for not being a -vania
Wut

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None of the ones I know of a lesbians.

I don't give a fuck about her hairline, her body gives me the cums. I'd shave her head and splooge on her scalp

Basic girl core follows
Animal crossing, Sims, Mario kart and a match 3 puzzle game
Advanced will have Pokémon, Zelda, Splatoon along with a variety of puzzle/adventure games

My girlfriend plays FFXIV and a few of single player and co-op games here and there

Do you think they can smell it through my underwear?

girls don't actually like video games, they do it for attention, much like all the "hobbies" they claim to be into

The last 10 games my gf played on Steam
>This War of Mine
>God Eater 2
>Ateleier Firis
>Jurassic World Evolution
>Slime Rancher
>Monster Hunter World
>Tales of Berseria
>Shadow of the Tomb Raider
>Assassin's Creed Odyessy
>Final Fantasy XV

...

go back

Girls love classic Tomb Raider

This thread was painful to read, as a girl.

But you're mostly right.

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Depends on a handful of factors, but I'd say probably.

>n-n-n-n-n-n-nn-no u

In my experience, Halo, Zelda BOTW, Smash and Skyrim

Im a real white girl. I only play BBC games.

2D mario
puzzle games
mario kart

>rpfaggotry

Gf plays a bunch of sims. She also loves persona 5, beat it in a week. Her favorite games are bioshock, dead space, red dead 2, and farcry 3

Portal

pretty much this minus the super shitty casual mobile faggotry. fuck that, it's the shit ruining video games
very multiplat, but grew up with nintendo
like all kinds of games, mostly the usual kino with a love for some hidden gems
mega fucking boomer admittedly (or at least what nu-Yea Forums calls 'boomer')
played doom and wolfenstein when i was like six, the fuck were my parents thinking

>worked into an incoherent seethe

>mental delusions
Christ sakes tranny

>tranny
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