ITT normal enemies you fucking hate with a passion
ITT normal enemies you fucking hate with a passion
I want to have sex with this thing.
Aw, what's the matter? Did somebody rape you?
Why? It's only located in Petalburg Forest, not many npc trainers use it, and its evolution is based as fuck.
The pink monkeys were the worse
Bitch, please.
Same. I want to impregnate or be impregnated by that big balloon lover.
Are you serious?
>When you realize the blue part is spandex
He's pretty cute
its not that they are that bad it's just that one room that twists my undies
>*slap you and your whole team*
>spawn alone and isn't a boss, but is harder than them
>tfw didnt know gravity worked on these fuckers as a kid
>or that it worked on stone enemies
>or that those enemies were even stone and not just a variation of dark
autoing these for hours oh man
make it stop
One of its abilities is Effect Spore -- if you use a physical attack, you risk getting paralyzed, poisoned, or put to sleep.
I wanna rub my dick on his belly
God, fuck that mechanic. Not the corruption but the permanence of it and the utter bullshit of their placement.
these fuckers in BRD that broke me out of stealth
DARKNUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is it good I only started having problems with this one in Pig Tower?
Fucking this. These guys were annoying as hell to fight. Sure since I’m level 99 now they aren’t as hard but back when your just barely level 35-40 these guys are a HUGE pain in the ass.
Who the FUCK though this was a good idea, they feel like a random encounter from a 2D rpg brought in 3D, not really that bad of an idea in itself but only when you don't do it with the same annoying piece of shit that doesn't go away.
Brozong. Any enemy that can stun/sleep my character(s) is insufferable, and Brozong does it too well.
>he uses his MP for Cure only
I guess so.
This smug exploding asshole ruined my Platinum Nuzlock.
RIP Monferno
>he spams magnet and fire
what a fuckin fag
These shits were the fucking bane of my lvl1 run. The Sandlot rumble pushed my shit in
Sorcerers are worse
this enemy right here is the biggest example of KH3 shitty gameplay
in KH1 they're a threat and you must position yourself and block to beat them
in kh3 you just spam magic or jump and mash X
how the fuck do you make a game with worse gameplay than the first installment after like 12 games in between
You can beat large bodies in all 3 games in the series by spamming magic or hitting their head since their bellies wonky hit box is the guard.
Except they're a joke in KH2 too.
KH1 is the only game where the protagonist is on a relatively even playing field with enemies (and maybe COM), in all the other games you can fly around and trivialize damn near everything except the highest-tier enemies.
I just started running from them when the cunts took my Chingling.
The first time I died on critical was to this belly sliding fool.
Especially when you have a dozen or so chasing you and then another dozen pop up in front of you.
>KH1 is the only game where the protagonist is on a relatively even playing field with enemies (and maybe COM)
>(and maybe COM)
yeaah you have no idea what you're talking about m8
this guy plays mario maker
false, they actually blocked magic attacks excluding thunder and attacking on air didn't make you permanently fly like kh3 so you couldn't hit their heads forever
The fuck is going on with those shadows
>i dont know how to use reflect and then command grab them into hell over and over
donald duck's big fucking erection
Is this Metal Gear Survive?
goddamn KH sucks
These fuckers are worse
>One shots your party member
Very relatable post, OP.
Critical mode gave me a burning hatred for these faggots.
These motherfuckers
Thats because kh1 has shit movement options zzz
they were never a threat, its just that the most efficient way to beat them when you can't nuke them in a single combo endgame you have two options:
1.Scrub choice
>let them be red and just block or attack their charge for the tech bonus and make them go hurrdurr to finish them
2.The "why the hell would you do anything else" option
>spam fucking blizzard because that spell is broken and damages them from the front
You're complaint in this instance about magic in KH3 is moot because magic being broken in KH1 is why big bodies in that game are also a joke
I swear if there was a way to actually massacre a species out of my game, this fuck would be the first thing on the chopping block.
你好
>Projectile moves at molasses speed
>Still get hit by it EVERY TIME
>blocks your path
>I'm just trying to get to the abbey man
looks like my penis after I actually tore it
>mdw there's actual good Kairi art
donald knows what's up
>Makes eye contact with you
Playing this right now. Pretty decent game. When can I listen to cassette tapes god dammit?