LMAO NO

please no

test

fucking perfect.

If this goes through, can we burn down Hollywood, and California through association with it?

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As another user said before me, fucking perfect

What a fucking cunt of an actor. And her face, it looks really fucked up and disgusting

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>Everyone dislikes this worthless cunt
>Doesn't give a fuck and the jews still give her a job and money
This wouldn't be like this if it was a man.

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ffs

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>SJW NO ASS BRIE

TOP KEK

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To be fair it would work, since if it's not an Other M sequel all she needs to do is wear a helmet and keep her mouth shut. If it is an Other M adaption, she's got the perfect lack of talent to reflect how awful the original work was.

Don't post her butt or feet please.

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Most men don't have this big of a fucking jaw jesus christ what the fuck

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>omg omg she's In, she's in smash!
Fast forward 1 hour
>oh no no no she's not allowed to touch my children's games and movies :(

Then she shouldn't be playing Samus, the fucking white supremacist.

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>not wanting this to be samus

youtube.com/watch?v=jtrmWnFAHYE

thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/972/607/589/
>only 20k signatures

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Imagine caring either way. Fucking manchildren.

This can’t be real.

Btw i hope you know you are always annoyed because you never stop using Yea Forums

forgot to mention thats actually brie covering a song. Its literally better than the original.

>that five o clock shadow
I seriously hope that's fake

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She would actually be an appropriate Samus.

Another cerebral plot from literal retards. If you want more diversity you don't replace something diverse with more diverse. You instead remove a white man with this gay woman of colour for a bigger net gain.

imagine the smell

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Considering her 10 minutes of screen time in end game literally ruined the movie I hope not.

please, PLEASE, have se x, you fucking Incels!

some problems just solve themselves I guess

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>have sex is now filtered
mods = gods

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pic related is you

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Just remember white girls, we tried defending you for the longest time and this is what you're going to get, exactly what you wanted. Guess I'll sign the petition.

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Go dilate you fucking tranny

Fuck you, I don't want to have sex.

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She's too short and doesn't have the facial structure to play Samus

have sex
havesex

Have sex

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You miss the memo where woman are not supposed to have sex with men anymore?

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This is what Yea Forumsmblr worships

have sex

What's the point of an adaptation of a franchise so reliant on gameplay mechanics that can't be translated with the same intensity in any other medium?

Samus needs to be played by someone who has a natural resting bitch face

MONEY

wtf?????? Doesn't she have plenty of money to fix it?

Lindsey Vonn should be Samus
>looks like the part
>has the body for the part
>is already BLACKED, fulfilling all the nincel cuck fantasies

You, me and everybody else here have autism, soo stop.

Where's her ass Yea Forums? WHERE THE FUCK IS HER ASS!?

>A thin white person with blonde hair
>diverse
that's the complete opposite of diverse according to liberals, even i'm more diverse than that

What a horrible fucking movie.

here you go. ass this horrible in a latex suit.

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As long as she doesn't bring the self satisfaction from Captain Marvel it literally doesn't matter who plays Samus as long as they have an athletic build and blonde hair.

More diverse than a white man, albeit slightly.

>34 year old playing Samus
Hard pass.

have gay sex

Love that determined stare that says "my pussy fucking stinks"

DIS WHAT Y'ALL NIGGAS REALLY LOVE FROM THESE WHITE QUEENS?

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>it hurt itself in its confusion

Do some fucking squats or something, what the fuck

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>woman that can't act

Not really. I'd suggest these days white women with blonde hair get the plurality of highly paid roles in Hollywood

I want Joe to play Samus

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fuck no

>have gay sex
That's what you definitely need to enjoy Scott Pilgrim.

>Metroid movie
>Samus only has her helmet/suit on for the final battle scene
You should never get an established actress to do one of these roles, it'll just be Mystique all over again.

There are other boards where you can cry about some actress who hurt your feefees.

Those are nippleless man pecs, fuck you. Where is her FUCKING ass?

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>wants to play Samus

???
Who said anything about a Metroid movie?

>Here's your Samus bro

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Have sex

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING HAHAHAHA

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go dilate

based

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they fuck up all video game related movies, so I would not be surprised

God luck finding an actress willing to spend most of the screentime with her face covered unless you are okay with a Zero suit movie and you know you arent getting a hot chick in skintight suit if they do

heres your samus bro

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Based breedmachine jewess

Can anyone tell me why she is famous? She is plain Jane 5/10 looks wise, her body is flat and featureless, feet are disgusting, and is a repellant shrew personality wise, acting is nothing special. Literally has nothing going for her, thousands of waitresses in LA can do a better job and that includes the casting couch unless she’s the best cocksucker on planet earth.

Because she publicly says she hates straight white men. Any mediocre star who does that instantly gets roles

"Have sex" is the new "u mad" brainlet cop out response. It was literally stolen from roasties who are trying to "incel" shame you.
Sure, it works because you cant say anything to retort it. But it's so retardedly lazy and intellectually dull that I suspect itll be around for a while.

>inb4 have sex, u mad

I know.

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>tfw more ass than cm
Fuck, is larson skipping leg day?

what the fuck is wrong with her feet, what the fuck did she do to them for them to look so fucked up

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Comic Cap Marvel is pretty much the same. Character is a cunt and barely sells but its still alive because marvel fixated on her for their iconic female hero and to keep the Captain marvel trademark

Fuck it, why not? He's good with guns and rolling.

I liked her as Envy ;_;

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have sex.

>wants to
Yeah, and I want to stumble upon a portfolio filled with high return stocks, that doesn't mean it's gonna happen. Why is this even a thread?

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have sex

please for the love of god no

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She'll wear the helmet for about the first 20 mins, then take it off or lose it. Basically what they've been doing with the superheros now that they're not really the heroes, but personalities portraying the heroes. (Think how long as cap or iron man worn their masks in the last few movies.)

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you're right but there's just no accounting or speaking to trolls and retards

can't argue with stupid/evil

>Reddit buzzwords up the ass
Opinion discarded.

Nope.
Too short and no ass.