Me trying to decasualize my son

Is your son a lefty?

Hold the fuck on. Do lefties still use WASD and the mouse with their off hand or do they remap to arrow keys? I've never once thought about this

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Alien mommy goddess

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My cousin uses the mouse in his left hand and straight up uses WASD with his right

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WHAT THE FUCK

i just assume everyone on Yea Forums is a pobrecito

I'm left handed and I've always used WASD and right mouse. Maybe that's why I'm so bad at FPSes

based

>having children

el goblino...

>shitskin

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>posts a picture of his son on Yea Forums
Nice

What game?

why did you post this?

also

OP here, I'm saving the white race, unlike you incels and europoors.

Bullshit. I'm left handed and I use ASWD with left and mouse with my right. That kid's just retarded.

whatever man, enjoy forfeiting your own life. having a kid seems to be awful.

Are you and your wife actually wife? Your kid looks a little diverse there. And don't post pictures of your kids to Yea Forums you dumb boomer

is this a sim game? isn't this the most casual non skill thing you could do?

>my son

>Saving white-race

Your kid looks kinda brown tho

He's LEARNING. Or he will master that and becomes unbeatable.

Yes, my kid is white. My great grandfather was from Germany.

lost, thanks

cuck?

You gotta teach him how to play fighting games so he can style on all the other kids

fuck him in the ass until he farts bloody cum

>2019
>having children at all

ISHYGDDT

"Guys the planet is fucked up from human overpopulation and resource consumption- I got the perfect idea let me be a selfish bastard and add even more meat bags to consume even more resources and generate more CO2!"

breeders kys but do everyone else the pleasure and kill your kids first kthx.

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>"Guys the planet is fucked up from human overpopulation and resource consumption"

Well that wouldn't be a problem if we sterilized everyone outside Europe and Middle East.

That's how your daddy taught you? Did it work?

overpopulation is not a worldwide issue and large corperations create 70% of all waste and co2 emissions

Looks like a cute boy. Hopefully he doesn't die prematurely.

t. shlomo

>My son
Come on now.

90% of the worlds pollution comes from india and china

Whites easily produce the least amount of carbon, and probably have a negative overall carbon footprint considering how much they clean up from other nationalities

For me, it's an ambidextrous mouse with swappable left-side magnet grips and arrow key remapping.

It's a bitch with every new game I play.

I'm a leftie, using the mouse with my left hand feels off

take a guess

it's called a tan you basement dweller

Why did you post a picture of your son on Yea Forums

>white
t. Joe Ramirez

So fucking wrong, but keep thinking whites are the sinless ones.

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acsh.org/news/2018/07/26/asia-africa-cause-90-plastic-pollution-worlds-oceans-13233

Hm.....

>world is overpopulated
>instead of studying Japan's rapid population loss, we instead keep letting mudslimes and kikes overpopulate
>yes yes goy, keep driving in that smog machine you call a car because public transportation is shit in America
>government gives no incentives whatsoever to make it affordable to get an electric/hybrid car
>w-what do you mean the climates are being thrown out of whack thanks to global warming thanks to millions of fossil fuel burning cars, overpopulation in dense areas and China's existence?

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>mexican looking mutt child
>saving the white race
rofl

If you actually gave a shit about the environment you should do the world a favor and kys you eco-nigger.

>Dad, why are you making me play this for strangers on the internet?
>I want to go back to playing Fortnite
>I miss mom

nice fuckin chink son OP, be carefull for him not to become elliot rodger 5.0

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It's a well-known fact that first world countries toss their trash onto third world countries who don't have the resources to deal with it.

>elliot rodger 5.0
What
Who are the other 4?

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this one canadian dude, that makes 1 already

plastic pollution =/= carbon emissions

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327 million people in US who all live in a post-industrial country and are putting out less carbon every year.
1.387 billion people in China who are nowhere near done industrializing and will only increase their emissions as time goes on.

>if you aren't a pale ginger you aren't white
you've overdosed on the amerimutt meme

>large corperations create 70% of all waste and co2 emissions
I wonder why?

>the chinks found Yea Forums
xinjiang uyghur autonomous region

your son looks cute. it's good of you to introduce him to your hobbies.

Your genetic legacy ends with you.

watch out we got some dried grapes ITT

shouldnt have been a whore you would have your own child

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Everyone here who commented on OP sons is now a pedophile expect for me you cant take back what you said.
Am outta here before the jannies get here
Cya!

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Oh no. The shitposting gene, lost to future generations. How ever will humanity survive?

>my great grandfather was white
the penultimate mutt

a 56% legacy isn't worth preserving, Rodriguez

If there was an afterlife, your ancestors would kick the shit out of you

go ahead and ask me how i know your childhood was full of neglect and other kinds of abuse

Since we are on the anonymous hacker known as four chan, I'll say what needs to be said.
Do that kid a favor and set up a /ss/ situation for him. Pay a high school girl, convince his mom, I don't care who it is, he'll thank you when he's older.

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>muh genes
>muh legacy

literally just an atheist's afterlife. you know nothing is at the end of the door so you just try to find ways to quasi live forever.

no, you deluded fucking pedophile.
children should be children as long as possible. stop assuming the kike narrative "incel" narrative.

I'm right handed but jerk off with my left hand. I can't even jack it with right, I don't know why

You sure convinced me. I'll go pump some financial dead weight kids into some woman to appease the disapproving ghosts.

I'm left-handed but I'm right-handed for anything that would make being left-handed diffucult
so I use wasd like normal, and things like guitar I play right-handed and I cna't do those things left-handed for the life of me

I've been jacking off since I was 4 and I still had a good childhood.

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Imagine hating yourself so much you wouldn't want to spread your glorious genes and continue thousands of years of progress

If you don't have a job that can support at least two other people by the age of 25, you are a failed human being.

porn addicts don't have good childhoods.

>White
Jesus amerimutts are dumb

You stupid anime fag
Regardless of what YOU do in your ENTIRE LIFE
The world is fucked so who fucking cares?

This

Nice,I prove to you that you are complete idiot then you just dissolve into the chink excuse. I am a white male from Mississippi but keep thinking "chinks have invaded Yea Forums REEE"

kys

Natural selection has long since stopped meaning anything in terms of human reproduction, it's a laughable argument. I understand that raising children can be immensely fulfilling despite the stress and time investment, I'm mostly poking fun at the ridiculous "genetic legacy" angle.

>he said europoor so he has to american
The absolute state of the UK
REMEMBER you can't spell cuck without the uk!

>having big lips is some how useful

>Naruto merely "distracted" her with a reverse harem of hot dudes, rather than running a train on her with them
literally why

What are some kino vidya/animated movies to introduce my niece too as she grows up?

bro i feel for you man. jacking off with either hand is amazing and i like to alternate. im a righty and use my left hand as the anal hand as it has a tighter grip.

you are literally advocating for pedophilia based on some retarded porn fantasy you acquired and you dont even feel shame over it
porn isnt real life you retarded incel
actual faggot detected

Original Dragon Ball and its films
The Detective Conan films
The Sly Cooper trilogy for PS2
The Resident Evil and Silent Hill series are well liked by women for some reason

OP here, sorry i disappeared. i have family in and all that.
The game is called Cyberia, and it's pretty casual I'd say but it wouldn't let me post without a comment. Also, why would i care if my son's pic is on Yea Forums when i didn't actually snap his face?
Also, thanks for the leftie discussion, i personally have no idea how he'll play games with the mouse/keyboard and my mouse is optimized for right-handed use and I'm thinking of replacing it for him.
Hope the virgins of you find love

Just like with everything else in the world, it's o k a y when women do it.

no. stop watching porn, incel. its rotting your mind

Sorry wh*teboi, your kind isn't allowed here anymore.

>He didn't want to get /ss/'d by a cute girl when he was a kid

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already made fun of OP for being a mutt, have no fear.

your child looks like a stereotypical mutt from this angle

You spent too much time watching porn on the computer with your right hand on the mouse stroking your dick with your left hand.

i wasn't diddled or subverted mentally in a sexual way so no. thats something that has to be planted in your mind by faggots like you,who deserve death.

>op posts his kid on 4 chan
>it is actually a stock photo/stolen from reddit
>4channel cries about said child not being pure
Inbreds gonna inbred I guess!

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i feel sorry for the kid tbqhwyf

>>:(

how does this affect me

Most replies are just trolling but it's always fun to get the few newfigs who take it seriously.

Don't open this.

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Pick up the trash Marco

won't worry pedophile, i wont.

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Fuck off hippppieeeeeeeee

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tfw when u're wrong, here is another photo

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Nice edit ;)

Lefty and I use the mouse and keyboard like anyone else. At this point it's too late to switch.

Arigatō Isha

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>i really hope dad goes away. i hate when he makes me play video games to take photos of me so he can argue online

Asians are safe

Dude why does "your kid" have a retarded haircut?

Are you scared of saying "white" or something? How is this censoring a word considered an insult?

thanks doc

Same

user you can barely tell what skin color he is from the lighting

A Marco wouldn't live in southeast asia or africa you retard

Me too. I think its cause my dick curves slightly to the left

>Regardless of what YOU do in your ENTIRE LIFE
>The world is fucked so who fucking cares?
Okay so tell me again why it'd be a bad thing to have children then dumbass retard

>Me trying to decasualize my son

you should have taught him how to ride dirt bikes now he's gonna be a fagget that post yoshi imagine the smell threads.

>if my dad didn't let me play videogames as a kid i would be successful and having sex

I'm the exact opposite
fuckin hurts cus I can't use my computer mouse during
jerking it with my left hand just makes my muscles seize up trying to maintain a grip
anyone got tips on overcoming this?

Your post had nothing to do with having children more than an excuse to vomit random pol shit. If anything it just read as a schizo vapidly typing stupid shit.

>having kids while also being on Yea Forums
How can you decasualize your son when you're already casualized yourself.

Lefty here
always use arrow keys
WASD just feels way too awkward for me

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I think most leftys (Is that why you posted Alex Jones?) are borderline ambidextrous because so many things don't have a left-hand equivalent, like driving for example. You just adapt to the right-handed way of doing things. In my case, I use a mouse, pick a guitar, and jerk off with my right hand. That's a lot of coordination. But I still write with my left hand, which I rarely do anyway, so it's questionable whether I'm really a lefty at all.

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/ss/

>"dad can i play fornite"
>"NO YOU MUST SIT HERE AND PLAY TEDIOUS GAMES FROM 15 YEARS AGO"

Lol whites are literally a minority in their own country's mate what do you expect?
>not 28
My power level is limited but not for long

>wanting gooks and Indians to rule the earth
Lmao

posting pics of your child online, kys

My mum already did this and still tries to set me up with girls
Sadly the girls are never interested so my mum just gave up and she's my gf no no pusy tho

>user breeding with a sexy big titty japanese goddess and birthing even sexier hapa children
literally no issue

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I don't know why I laughed.

How easy is it to find a bbw wide hip milky jap? I wunna find my own hilari H bomber

Wut

>sexier hapa children
They're asian and look the part.

The people who give their

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She's a big mum 4me

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elliot rodger should've killed his parents too desu

fuck off pedo

asians are yellow niggers

w-why is her shirt wet

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the U.S., Canada, and Russia have large rural communities that require personal transportation.

based OP. I have some hapa babies on the way too.

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>posting a picture of your son on Yea Forums

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thats where the milk comes form on the titty user
shes milking

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haha based, don't try to share any interests. Just let him play Fortnite.

>if you aren't milky pale without the sun or there's bad lighting in the room, you aren't white
lmao brainlet

>upset about racemixing
>calls everything mutt or not white enough

You wonder why your race is dying

NIGGERS

>just let your son be a product of society, what could go wrong?
>transgender_reveal.jpg

Leftys should really kill themselves, they have no place in this world desu

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Maybe not the Star Wars, NES and Back to the Future - but you have to instill your values into your kids. If you don't, someone else will - and that'll probably be the federal government.

Lol all these mumlets that can't handle real moms
Keanu reeves is based everyone here shits on hapas
Fuck off gay tranny
Hebe opedious bros riseee uppp
She's got the big milkes

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it's more like
>if you weren't blond as a kid you aren't white
tbf

I used to do it with the right hand, but I swapped over to the left because muh mouse use and now I can't with the right at all.

Well... I mean that part is true. European children are always blonde as young children.

Don't give me a boner, man.

Don't kill my boner, man.

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whats this movie called?

I had started playing FPS games using the arrows on my left hand and the mouse on my right. I used 0 to reload, ctrl to crouch, shift to jump, and end as action button. It was pretty comfy. WSAD was just confusing at the time

Is this more to your liking pedo?

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I'll take the one on the right. Love pear shaped bodies.

Man it's sad what happened to Mal but I guess them's the breaks when you have two kids

That was her like a decade ago
She gave me a bbw fetish
I can't wait for her to have even more

sweetie for the love of god have sex

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I mean you could've just posted non-obese women.

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Are you kidding me

CRINGE

enjoy your elliot rodgers faggit lol

have sex.

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Venus isn't fat you fucking gay dood

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nigger you can barely even tell what it is because of the lighting

BASED

back to plebbit you actual cuckold

Are yous offering? I'd love to lose my virginity to anonettes
It's a goblino

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>Could fit two of me in one of her thighs
>Not fat
Degenerate in denial. Legitimately worse than pedophiles.

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I miss camping
absolutely top comfy

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This.
I wunna go there it's only a quick flight from aus
I'm just as Thicc(wide) as her
Fuck off twonkboi

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I'm about equally good at controlling with WASD on left hand and arrow keys on the right. A lot of platformers or RPGs and SHMUPS are arrow key controlled because the left buttons (Z, X, etc.) are where the actions are, meanwhile any games with mouse look have WASD movement.

source, please user i beg you

Faggot I'm a 5'7 midget and I weigh 186lb and even I think that's disgusting.
>I'm just as Thicc(wide) as her
You have a cardiac problem and a mental illness.

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No idea I just see something Thicc and I hoard it
Try reverse image searches
Nah I mean my frames wide as fuck I'm only 5ft 10 and 220lbs

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God tier bait

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