Dunmer

>dunmer
>relevant

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says the lizard whos brain gets fucked by tree dicks

t. butthurt dunmer

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baste

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dumb histposter

>du*mer

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>"You know, Omi, with great power comes great responsability. Vivec called it "Dunmer's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it : the responsability of the master to discipline the servant."
>Thalthil looks directly at the camera.
>"The lizard, the cats, the men...It's our responsability to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the fungi. The Day of the Rope is near, Omin. We'll have every beastshit in the province dead or in chains in 10 years, and may ALMSIVI have me shot in a silt strider jacking this very night if I'm wrong. The Tribunal bless House Dres."

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>plants
>anything other than property

god i wish that were me

10/10

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it's soo cute that dungmer & shitgonians have their own little side feud while the actual relevant factions, men & altmer, get on the real power struggle in Tamriel.

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god I wish I had an argonian amazon

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cringe

based

>imperials hail from the province of oblivion
What

>the most ethnically diverse group in TES is Bandits
hmm,what's Bethesda trying to tell us here?

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>mfw when these dunmer v argonian threads are just made by Pelinal, baiting the lesser beings for giggles

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>Planet of tamriel
There's a lot wrong with these descriptions.

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really gets the noggin joggin

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>woosh

imagine being so new you don't get satire

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It's almost like that's the joke. It talks about "the skyrim games" for fucks sake.

Of all the things the dunmer do wrong, they're in the right by keeping the beastniggers as slaves.

why does this guy seem so upset i just want conjuration training

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The hist don't directly control argonians like puppets you fucks,the only time argonians help the hist is when the hist is in danger

except they don't anymore after getting their shit kicked in from all directions leading up to the events of skyrim.

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>ywn be crushed by 150kg of feminine argonian muscle ass

>reddit woosh
How am I supposed to know that?

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>dunmer

imagine getting pounded by nords & argonians ahaha

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>Argonians somehow pushed back Daedra
>Argonians somehow couldn't beat a weak militia of Redoran

????

because its clear as day it's taking the piss you absolute brainlet

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That's one of the things they did wrong.

they pushed back the daedra with the help of the hist.
hist didnt help with Redoran as they werent a threat for them

>pic refers to TES as "the skyrim games" and talks about the art of stealth archery
>how am I supposed to know it was satire???
By having a brain.

by not being an autistic newfag

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I like that dude a lot in the card game. My deck is based entirely around freezing, shackling and stalling the game until I can slowly whittle down the enemy with my mediocre dick. And lots of Summon: effects for Illusory Mage, Dark Rebirth and that kind of shit.

No it's not.