Makes crappy indie games

>Stop making fun of my internet friend you big bully!
Name one truly insightful, resonant bit of criticism he's made.

I don't think anyone has taken yahtzee's reviews on face value for years now. They are purely for entertainment.

Funny how he was basically Yea Forums's patron saint until he shat on Smash.

Im not sure why anyone expected any different. He';s made it clear in the past he's not really a fan of any Smash Bros games.

b-b-but many times he says he likes the game

he's right about jrpgs though

I think this guy is partially responsible for the whiny, never-satisfied culture around games these days. Previously games were either good or bad, but you'd rarely get retards on the internet calling decent games dogshit. He raised standards to an impossible level and now you've got sites like Gamespot giving Days Gone 5/10.

I fucking hate him, he's not a game critic or a reviewer he's just a pompous dickweed with a gay accent who gets paid to string a bunch of bullshit together.

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He has the most reasonable reviews

When he called your mother a whore.

After TB died he's the only youtube gamer twat I actually watch

If that were the case than Yea Forums would like Bioshock: Infinite.
It was decent but not GOTY like he said

...of the tutorial before he gives up.

Decent games being called dogshit is a result of things well out of Yahtzee's control, and predating him by a fair bit.

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no one watches his videos for the reviews though

>RREEEEEEE I can't believe a critic criticized a game
I can smell how fat you are over the internet.

>Previously games were either good or bad, but you'd rarely get retards on the internet calling decent games dogshit
Someone post that newsgroup exchange between PS1 and N64 fans shitting on each other. You're so underage it hurts to read.

Answer the question. When has he given meaningful criticism instead of being a glib cunt?

>It was decent
You know what? NO. It wasn't. It was the most overrated piece of shit ever made, and he's completely wrong about it. I still enjoy his videos, though.

Friendly reminder he reviewed Gravity Rush 2 before even finishing the game and then went on to complain about how the story didn't go anywhere

Almost every time, considering his reviews are intended as comedic and not as a serious analysis. You're either anally ravaged because of one of his reviews, or because of his disdain for your meme delinquent president. Either way you're a child who can't handle differing opinions.

I think he's kinda shit at it, honestly. He just seems like a miserable guy who always talks about how new games aren't as good

New games aren't as good tho.

>It was decent

Some obvious hard work went into the presentation but the game itself is rotten even by last gen shooter standards, not to mention the story

>Almost every time, considering his reviews are intended as comedic and not as a serious analysis.
Not that guy but I've seen him refer to himself almost exclusively as a reviewer. Early on he used to say he was a comedian and that his reviews weren't meant to be taken seriously, but I remember he got turned away from some local gaming convention due to that and ever since he's insisted he's a reviewer. The guy likes to have his cake and eat it too, saying he reviews games with a comediec spin but also getting super defensive if anyone questions him

>decent
it was an immersive SIM that tried to appeal to the cod fan base, none of those should be mixed and it ended up being a linear piece of shit of a mess with a "lmao quantum mechanics" nonesense story.

the game is shit

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You're just an idiot blinded by nostalgia; shut up!

God damn do i miss Let's Drown Out. So many memories just listening to that in the background when I played minecraft, and I've gone to sleep so many times with his and Gabe's voices as lullabies. it's just not fair...

He has a week to play a game and edit a review on it. I don't think he tries to be anything more then that. If you're taking his opinion to heart on the matter your the retard in this situation play the fucking game and decide for yourself don't let a reviewer tell you what to feel.

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>Never did any game at all
>only shitposts on Yea Forums 24/7
>Probably barely play games, much less from different genres like he does
>Thinks that is better or is even qualified to create proper arguments against his opinions

Massive self own

Blanket statements like that are pretty retarded

Reminder he never found out how to save during battles in Valkyria Chronicles.

Only when they're wrong.

You're saying as if the Bioshock series was good to begin with.
Bioshock has always been a linear shooter with writing that takes itself too seriously.
Bioshock: Infinite is just another Bioshock game.

I've seen him talk more about good games than I've seen him shit on a game. In every review there's a part where he says where it's fun.

>Overrated
Buddy it didn't sell at all and didn't break even. The people who said it was great were the 500 people that played it.

>thinks he's qualified to speak as a game designer or writer
I mean, he did actually make a game. Not that that makes him right, but he is at least technically more qualified than you are.

>Not that guy but
Stopped reading there, you're a waste of time.

>>plays games on lowest difficulty and complains they aren't hard enough.
wait what

Watch his DMC5 review if you want a recent example

Are you crying, son?