Have you ever play a urinal video game Yea Forums?

I wonder what would happen in game if someone took a dump in the urinal.

Never you fucking mind why.

Urinal Engine 4

See

i hear mcdonalds touch screens to order are covered in feces

Relax bro it's just McFlurry

Just give in, faggot

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>Games
>Implying its not just constant BLACKED subliminal messages while you try to take a leak

>touching a screen that someone else touched after touching their dick
fuck no, enjoy your herpes

Probably most door handles or things in public you have to touch are covered in feces. Humans are disgusting.

>Japs having sex or STDs

lmao

I never use urinals because of my small pp

>Tempted

You're already gay

Just disable adblock, you'll learn all about enlarging your penis.

Bros how do I stop being pee shy?
If someone walks in with near me I just stand there like a fool every time.

>He uses adblock

Thief

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TOYLETS

Walk outside and go behind the building in a bush or something. Or go hide in the toilet stall and sit down while you pee like the little bitch boy you are.

If you're not out for some mutual cock gazing, you pee in the stall toilets like a coward.

Get a real job, youtube boy.

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Imagine all the wieners that have indirectly touched those screens.

God I wish that were me (the urinal)

oh god

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imagine being this retarded

Barriers are not meant for that, they're only splash deterrants

>touch them
>wtf why my finger so salty

What have the barriers given us?

Social anxiety

>walk into the bathroom at work and see a coworker
>Start pissing or shitting
>He starts talking to me mid stream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP

But thats the best bit

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