I am 32

I am 32.
I like nearly all genres.
Be it JRPGs WRPGs FPS TPS Adventure Arcade Fighting City buildan etc hell even some Driving and Sports games.
Iv played more games than anyone else on Yea Forums.
On literly all systems ever made be it direcly or amulated.
Only system i haven't played yet is the switch because its kinda overpriced in my opinion.
But i had a GC WII and WIIU.

Dare you challenge my claim.

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Have sex

Fuck off faggot

porn games

have straight sex

Ewww, fuck off

I do i fuck my girlfriend (male) all the time.

Have you played Burt Jansen's Adventures in Typing (1996)?

quack?

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Have standards

All these posters jelly i am a superior to them.
I bet you all only play flavor of the month games.

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I don't play videogames, loser

Post your best IIDX score

I am 69.
I like to fuck your mom.
Be it vaginal, anal, titjobs, oral, handjobs, etc hell even some hotdogging and intercrural.
Iv penetrated her more times than anyone else on Yea Forums.
On literly all holes ever made be it direcly or amulated.
Only orifice I haven't fucked yet are her nostrils because its kinda gross in my opinion.
But i skull-fucked in one occasion for daring to challenge my power. Rendering her retarded in the process.

Dare you challenge my claim.

You are probably me, three years in the past. Hey me. Un three years you will still play too much and still dislike sports-simulation games the most.

once again, I'll ask why this image was made

>implying

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What's the best fighting game ever made?

Eeheheh

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im 28 next week
please give me advice on how to not an hero

safeproof all of your shit
if you move to UK the gov does it for you so you can just do that

There's no advice. Wait it out. Or not.

>also 32
>actually own all major consoles from atari 5200-switch
>hates videogames
checkmate

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what
safeproof what?
and how the hell would i even move to uk and wouldnt they deport me

i was just joking
4 real tho - get professional help
dont talk to /r9k/