Welcome to Yea Forums‘s bar. Sit down have a drink, and let’s chat

Welcome to Yea Forums‘s bar. Sit down have a drink, and let’s chat.

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i would cringe my cock and balls off if i were to go to a "gamer" bar

They can be comfy with the right crowd

No thanks. Kirby is pretty based though.

I’m depressed and need help

fat redditors?

More like your momma

>right crowd

there is no right crowd for these kind of places, they are always filled with fat, beta s o y boys and immature children with the occasional GAMUR whore women who are loud, self absorbed, often with colored hair and tattoos. if you think these "gamer bars" are cool or alright then you are the kind of clientele the attract, the sub-par human male who should be exterminated for the good of mankind.

You’re just an antisocial fuck

I do not think you will find said help here.

That's depressingly right desu. I'd love a gaming bar with fighting games, a "play through" of the month or so. But the main people who'd go to a place like this... It's just not right. Also, add that there would be like a 5% ratio of girls that would ruin everything because every guy would be orbiting them

Im excited for catherine full body but have no intention of buying it. Though I say that now I'll probably buy it anyways cuz of the weeb art style and the gameplay. god im such a fucking looser.

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>no one in this thread has been to a gaming bar

Its mostly ex-scene/emo fucks with a healthy sprinkling of stacys and chads.

Have sex

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That’s because most focus on popular games, you have to find ones that specialize in obscure shit

>all singleplayer games
why? bars ain't antisocial places

Fuck off back to /r9k/.

This thread was supposed to be comfy and you asswipes made it uncomfy.

>Have sex
Lefties are truly npcs.

you know saying "have sex" doesn't insult anyone? You are just parroting nu-shit and in return outing yourself as a complete newfag

I'm sorry for replying to someone saying it for once but at this point it is just sad. Shit like "cope" and "have sex" offends literally nobody but you people just try so hard

I agree with you but you sound like you were rejected by one of those roasties, kid.

Fuck off back reddit.

Imagine the poor fuck who has to disinfect those controllers every night.

>I have no idea what Im talking about

If you wanna play super weeb quest 39 just hand it to the barkeep and he will stick it in the machine, they are not buying 60+ dollar retro games to have them stolen. Also your taste isn't as exclusive as you think, its just most normal people don't flaunt the fact they have played zoe 1 and 2 because they don't see playing games as a dick measuring contest

>it's all nintendo shit

lmfao some fucking 'Yea Forums' bar this weenie hut junior shit is

Look at all this mad

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Yea Forums does

Nintendo is literally all that matters.

Hey you are the one that opened with nintendo shit on a smash only board.

A bar near me has some pinball machines and a few old arcade cabinets like timecrisis. That stuff is hella fun with some bros

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>no CRT's

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considering i spent most my weekends at clubs or parties, i am hardly anti social

>no gamer food available
step it up

>Tfw no Jameson and 'dew

I hate my life and everything about it and video games are the only thing numbing me from the ever enveloping existential pain that is my life and it's worn itself out like any drug does for the past year now. I am simply playing vidya out of habit and a lack of ideas to do.

At some point I am going to kill myself, it's just a matter of when my dopamine fix for masturbating and vidya playing becomes too low to induce a sense of content in me.

Kill me, please. End my suffering.

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Normalfag

take the normalfagpill, its pretty good having friends and having a good time at a club or warehouse party

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If you're suicidal, just remember, if you're not afraid of killing yourself and dying, then you shouldn't be afraid to do whatever else you wanted to do on this earth like being social and approaching women. killing yourself is the scariest and most final thing you can ever do. Not worth desu.

>nerd bar
>no CRTs
What is this bullshit?

nobody said it was an autist bar
nerd is a normie term

>Have sex

>Going on the hunt in a bar with such a skewed gender ratio
Enjoy your wizards sleeve ; )

>''What kind of drink would you like to order fellow gamer friend? :)''

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take the metaphysics pill you dumb materialist cuck
auto-developing the benevolent psychosis known as "faith" is a rational choice for someone who knows too much about the material world

normie is a normalfag term, sucka

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BUY HIS FUCKING GAME Yea Forums
BUY HIS DLCS
BUY HIS MOVIE
BUY HIS NOVEL
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK KHFAGS AND DMCFAGS

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I think death is a relativisticly better solution than blinding myself with literal indoctrination and brain washing techniques so I can become a mouthpiece for propaganda on whatever subject I've devoted myself too instead of a free-thinking individual. At least with suicide I can say that I chose it myself with my own regard.

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Nothing is scarier than to be publicly shamed and laughed at. I'd rather fucking die tbqh.

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Did Barry finally crack?

who said anything about religion, you parrotbrain?

Sweet gaming classics bro! Anyone here watch the recent Game of Thrones episode?

also unironically what country is OP's pic? the currency is unfamiliar to me.

I'll have a Sugar Rush.

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People who say this shit don't understand what depression is. It's not just being sad and scared, your brain creates a loop that prevents you from doing anything worthwhile with you life. In fact the one reason most people with depression don't kill themselves is because depression makes it impossible to muster the ability to do it. This is why people who start on antidepressants generally kill themselves right away. Because for the first little bit they have the physical ability to do whatever they want again, but they don't have an improved mood. So they blow their brains out.

Yea Forums's bar? More like GAY'S BAR LMAO REKT

Metaphysics is inherently religious and/or philosophical by it's own determination. It is also the ultimate form of psuedo-science in the modern day. It is based on nothing but books written by (most likely) schizophrenics hundred of years ago, religious texts and documents and whatever people have been writing down in their journals while they trip balls on hallucinogenics.

The first taste I ever got of Metaphysics was when Jordan Peterson unironically thought people drawing two-snakes mating across the world was a psychological phenomenon that let us tap into some form of unconscious state that already knew about genetics. He was defending this approach and literally thought what he was saying was right and didn't understand why Zizec was on the verge of fucking laughing at him.
And that's basically Metaphysics in a nutshell really. Instead of identifying the most probable and easiest cause of an effect, they instead ponder and look around at literally everything else that it could possibly be.

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Kthxbai please

Is this VN worth getting or is it just SJW propaganda and lesbian self-inserting?

im so fucking lonely

I didn't get any SJW propaganda, but there is a bit of lesbian self-inserting. It's an interesting way to waste an evening.

>Super Merio RPG
>Having to start a new game every night because some returning asshole keeps deleting your save

i mean there is lesbian stuff going on midway into it but then it stops, then picks up again near the end. it didn't bother me at all its one of favorites but thats only because its my third VN so that's not saying much. I still think its pretty great regardless but if you're looking for alternate routes and choices you don't get much of that its mostly make a certain drink with certain customers at certain points and unlock new dialogue/endings.

>the dumb materialist cuck can't let go of obeying other people's definitions for everything even when it makes him deeply unhappy
I bet your epitaph will read "at least he knew about physics"
>Jordan Peterson
oh la mo, you really need to kys

I actually went to this bar a month ago. Its pretty chill. Managed to beat some Japanese people at Pac Man.

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It would b comfy to get drunk and play those vidya with a small group of people. If it was packed it would be lame. Too loud lame. But it would probably just be greasy fags so I doubt it is a possibility.

>Plugged into shitty LCD instead of based CRT
Heh, I can see that this isn't /vr/'s bar
>Looks at the prices
Wait, a minute is this japan? If I may be so bold, this place is actually based and/or redpilled.

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I’ll be honest but I’m trying to falseflag people into thinking I’m barry
I want to watch the world burn

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How about you go munch on a few shrooms again wasted druggie and go feel the self-satsifactory that can only be gained through literally poisoning yourself and risking your brain shutting down all motor functions and then excuse why you will never get out of your ghetto-laden apartment next to the dumpster heap with your minimum wage job by thinking that you have some higher form of knowledge. The tax payer's money will go into funding your vegetative state soon enough.

Light yourself on fire and you will watch the world burn my dude.

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user you didn't need to go that hard, jesus.

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based retard, bowing down to gods he doesn't even know about and assuming since I don't I must be some kind of a reprehensible individual
braahhhhhh reality is so terrible but brahh it's the objective truth so I can't do anyhthing NNGHGGGHHH SUFFEERIIIIING
what will they play in your funeral, linkin park?

this wasn't even aimed at me and even im hurt

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