Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
I always loved the part where he wants to go to high school even though he's fucking 27.
Ryan Martinez
I don’t have it at hand, but the thing I like most about the westaboo edit is the notion that Americans would not immediately take to an extremely US patriotic Japanese kid who likes to watch spongebob and is named Rawhide Kobayashi
Robert Gutierrez
wtf is that thing behind him to the right
Joshua Ramirez
Following the March 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami in Japan, numerous posters on Yea Forums gave their condolences to Ken-Sama. A record alleging that Ken-Sama's had died in the events was also added to the Google Person Finder in the days following the earthquake.
Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
Joshua Jenkins
Are you baiting or are you really this stupid?
Tyler Green
At least Kenchan isn't a filthy dekinai like you user, stop shitposting
I think I got the second part down. Becoming American before migrating to Japan sounds like an extra step, though.
James King
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
My favorite part about the Ken-Sama copypasta is that it must have come from someone that knows a decent about Japanese shit to so effortlessly use so many words incorrectly, interpret the culture so wrongly, and make so many Japanese etiquette faux-pas.
It's some high level japanophilia masquerading as low level weebery.
Hey, thanks for this. I'm retarded, but always willing to learn something new.
Dylan Brown
Not him but thx based informational user
Benjamin Green
konnichiwa i´m 14 years old girl. i love direngrey and an cafe and sads/kiyoharu and litle bit of miyavi and sugs.my biggest dream is move to japan! i love to draw manga
Owen Mitchell
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Juan Nguyen
God damn this gives me flashbacks of high school with all the overweight weeaboo and scene girls that smelled like cheese.
Thomas Howard
That sounds hot user
Jackson Garcia
ESL?
Robert Butler
I was 10 fucking years younger than Ken-sama when I came to this god forsaken shithole. Now I'm older than him, and I'm still here.. When will sweet, merciful death take me?
Caleb Rivera
I remember this yet i still got confused by the posts itt claiming he died
Asher Mitchell
The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house. Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama. Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
Nolan Anderson
Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!" The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!" The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!".
I'm a 27 year old American hombre (Man for you guiris). I watch football every day and spend my days perfecting my Spanish habits. (drinking, eating tapas, sleeping)
I train with my estoc every day, this superior weapon can pierce clean through bulls, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my bullfighting license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Spanish fluently, both Castillian and the Andalusian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Spanish history and their matador code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Spanish visa, I am moving to Madrid to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become unemployed or a civil servant!
I own several chulapos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Spain, so I can fit in easier. I make small talk to my elders and seniors and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Spain!
Lucas Clark
P e r h a p s
Dylan Sullivan
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