YOU GOT THREE WISHES

i wish for all powers from from all video games past, present and future and knowledge on how to use/control them

now one of those will obv give me super smarts and now i make my own games to give me any powers i may be missing, wanting(and one of them will to beable to have unlimited wishing powers)
second wish....a great steak
3rd wish, i free you genie and remove all powers you had so no one can oppose me

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I wish there's a perfect CK2 Total War game with some Kingdom Under Fire: Heroes and Mount & Blade PC fighting mechanics

>I wish that I could will assets and mechanics of a video game into existence with perfectly written code and fully realized design.
>I wish I could create hardware from nothing that was more than capable of running my creation.
>I wish for full insight on any topic I attempt to utilize to avoid innacuracies and properly do justice to the source material.

1. I wish that all DLC become free.
2. I wish Tekken x street fighter become real
3. I wish melee players stop smelling bad
4. I wish online to be free for all plataforms
5. I wish the nudes of OP's mom

I wish Metal Gear back from the dead including Metal Gear Rising
I wish I could open the door get on the floor every body walk the dinosaur THE GAME YOUR MOTHER WILL LIVE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT IF YOU PLAY WE LOVE KATAMARI IT'S THE GREATEST GAME EVER YOU CANNOT DISPUTE THIS
The post below me gets my 3rd wish

Treasure of the Rudras II
New UT that succeeds with a ton of gamemodes somehow
More indies turning into successful franchises

I wish the Parodius series fully localized outside Japan
I wish a new Ghost 'n' Goblins a la Maximo or MediEvil
I wish a new Metroidvaniafied Gargoyle's Quest

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1. All the programing knowledge to make a videogame and i mean all of it from cc++ to blender to source, etc...
2. A creative mind for plot and characters.
3. A powerful new rig so i can finally retire my toaster and create my dream game.

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i wish for a gun
i wish for a bullet
i wish for the willpower to pull the trigger

Vinny a cute

Fuck off nig, your wishes are tricked.

>Make Amalur an extremely high quality franchise with tons of different games and no shitty industry practices, make it a household name loved by everyone with a wide variety of content from babbys first game all the way up to semi official porn games
>Playstation All Stars 2 that will have smash BTFO for eternity
>Game where all the degenerates can congregate and fap to their fetishes so they don't have to shit up other games.

1. Now every game cost 120 dollars and once they're released no patches or bug fixes.
2. Bad netcoding and input lag
3. Steve is in
4. Always P2P networking, no more hubs, rankings. Bad latency.
5. OPs is Mexican.

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1. Mobile gaming never gains traction and dies off somewhere around 2009.
2. Skies of Arcadia HD leads to a revival by Kodaka herself.
3. Megaman ZX3 gives a full-budgeted and satisfying conclusion to the ZX subseries.

>Any character I choose will be in Smash.
>DQ: Rocket Slime 1 and 3 to be localized
>Snoy is bought out by Microsoft
>Microsoft buys Metroid, Nintendo buys Halo
>Epic fucking dies

1. Dynamite Headdy sequel on Genesis
2. delete all wojaks
3. delete Yea Forums

I wish for a Remake of or a Sequel to Operation Wolf/Thunderbolt
I wish for it to be good.
I wish for YOUR FREEDOM GENIE

1. I wish half the people on Yea Forums would suddenly vanish
2. See above
3. See above above

I want SF6 at E3 and I want it to be good
I want DMC5 DLC
I want Metroid 5 and I want it to be good

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I want that paw to form a fist and fist fuck me in my asspussy.

1) whenever someone sets out to develop a video game, they gain a superhuman boost of energy that lets them develop and improve their skills at 1000 times the normal speed for as long as they're working
2) everyone who plays games get at least 150 IQ and whatever the beneficial opposite to depression is
3) I can always find the time and the friends to play any game, even if it means playing through every MMO ever made in an evening

For your third wish koikatsu already exist, it just needs more programing.

I wish for more genies.

I want to be a cute girl
I wish futas were real
I dont care about the last oen

-Sony tells the Me Too and leftist crowds to fuck off so they can stop neutering Japan's potential.
-Nintendo makes a Metroidvania-type Mario game based around the 3D World cast + Daisy using Cappy, Tiara and other Bonneters. The gimmick is different hats grant different abilities instead of just being cosmetic in Odyssey. Pauline is unlockable
-Switch Pro or whatever the alleged update has a Boost Mode or patches for certain games to run much better and cleaner.

I wish for the games I wish to be 10/10
I wish for the games I wish to mantain their soul
I wish for the games I wish to be available on Steam on day1
I wish for Ape Escape 4
I wish for Tatsunoko vs Capcom 2

I wish I had all the knowledge necessary to make good games
I wish microtransactions never existed in any form including expansion sized dlc
I wish a select few companies would stop going for the money and actually attempt to make something of their ips

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Giving ALL people those kind of powers will be Hell in Earth.

You are the hero we needed but dont deserve...

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Have sex
Have sex
Full dive VR

>Steve is in....
Please no.

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>tfw by the time full dive vr exists we'll all be dead and the world will be in such a sorry state we won't be able to sustain massive playerbases in it

I wish that Smash Ultimate had the depth of Melee with less bullshit.
I wish KOTOR 2 had as many levels as KOTOR 1
I wish that horse armor was never created.

1.Cultural Marxism and its kin are banned forever
2.Microtransactions are illegal
3.All of my favorite series get a much needed and improved revivals

1. Any sort of content I make about video games will be incredibly popular and work around all the bullshit of algorithms, and those who watch will be enthralled and interested in my opinions, swayed by them to an extent, and willing to donate to me. In short, I want to be an influencer as a career and be both successful and effective at it.
2. I want the ability to force any game not on current-gen hardware/storefronts to be ported to them in the near future. I'll take a 1 month cooldown on that if I have to.
3. I would like the ability to know somebody's taste in media (or just vidya if it's limited) just by looking at them.

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My first wish is that wish granting is related to Vidya
My second wish is that all wishes granted are also now related to Vidya
My third wish is that i have a magic power that infects any girl I want and makes them want to dominate me with there stinky feet and socks until I climax

Check mate faggot genie.

1. I wish for an unbreakable machine that can play all video games in existence
2. I wish for an unlimited space hard drive that has all video games in existence
3. I wish for your freedom

I wish that EQ Next wasn't cancelled.
I wish that EQ Next would be good.
I wish that you all have a wonderful week doing fun things with cute individuals of your preferred gender.

I wish that 10% of all video game profits are transferred to my bank account.
Don't need the other two wishes.

I wish Vinny was my girlfriend

-Earthworm Jim 3 (?) goes multiplatform.

-Retro remakes or reboots are more of a thing but always go to competent developers with free reign. Thunderjaws by Wayforward for example.

-Pokémon expands to selling Pokégirl dolls for little girls aiming for the Barbie, talking horse show, DC Super Hero Girls, Ever After and Monster High crowd, this is NOT without a spin-off series that has no ties to the Ash Ketchum show or the same voice cast (Tara Sands, Emily Jenness, Kether Donohue, Allison Rosenfield, Rachel Lillis and Veronica Taylor might come back, but the rest is a coin toss Eileen Stevens won't be reprising Iris in favor of a younger actress of color for example) but does feature all player characters at least.

-Indie games stop using retro as an excuse to sandbag or minimize details for the sake of "easy" labor and aim for sprites that were more ambitious like Capcom's entries such as The Punisher, Battle Circuit and AvP. Where's my Mega Man X fangame that plays like SFIII? I'd like that instead of edited SNES sprites. Spriting isn't a substitute for learning how to draw, it is a method of drawing.

-Adventure Island does another Wonder Boy in Monster World-ish game like Super II did. Also playable Tina.

1 - I wish for no more microtransactions or Lootboxes in full price retail games.
2 - I wish that Capcom would localise the second Ace Attorney Investigations game.
3 - I wish for your freedom, Genie.

I wish to have every single game in the world

I wish to to have mine and every man's vidya waifu come to life

I wish to have every game played on everything offline with no hassles

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>Banjo Threeie in the style of BK and BT, just as good with the same soul
>Mario game with the same open world style of BOTW, going to areas from every mario game including (and especially) areas from Paper Mario 64 and TTYD
>Virtual Reality Half Life 3 that's just as good as Half Life 2 and plays perfectly

>all these dumbasses wishing for the genies freedom
You know setting this guy free could mean the end of the world right? He'd be the most powerful thing in existence and if he wanted to he could destroy the entire world.

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People are assuming it's the Aladdin genie that at worst is an ADHD impressionist.

I wish that today the funding I am looking for to get my game going goes through, I wish that the game development goes smoothly, I hope that it is received by the public well so we can get more money to continue the series.

1- I wish for a revival of the AA game industry. Inventive, quality, focused on satisfying niches, not 8 billion shipped units

2- i wish for the IPs and licenses EA holds to be made public domain, forever.

3- you're a good game genie, I wish you were free

>1. I wish I had a "retro" emulation console from about 50 years in the future, with Likwid-morph controllers, Live AR+ neck harness with Hypereality holographic heads up virtual monitors, 4x950AB storage & Xsat-lite instanet unlimited data connection (for piggy-backing over any netcode, butyou knew that already).

>2. Gamrgrl-partner bot (sexy-nerd cosplayer model). Always ready to partner up or grind overnight for you (and sex, I guess)

>3. Paid to play games.