14th century

C U N N Y

But a woman can kill a man user. It's just that she does it slowly over the cource of many years.

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sad but true. They eat away at your soul

I hope her kid is a nigger.

women can also kill cats

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Anyone know if there are negroes in this game?

Pants are functional attire

She probably tried running in a dress then abandoned it when she kept getting caught on shit, then looted some pants off a manlet.

does she fucking kiss the dog?

Me too, my girlfriend's son and her bull are going to play this tonight and I'm going to sit in the corner and watch. Super excited!

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wtf I hate dogs now

Cats shouldn't be let outside the house, it's owners deserved this.

And then they went back to her place and she let the dog fuck her

there was no law against women wearing pants... jizes

dogs are fucking niggers
fuck the dogfags

Why not?

Based dogs dealing justice to those egotistical literal pussies.

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based third worlder

>14th century
>woman outside the house

are they serious

This is why she ends up sneaking around with the rats. She knows she's not allowed outside.

the dogs got put down

So, how many hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt is she now?

unironically this, but the dogs should be gassed too because they'll no doubt do this to a human

Neither should d*gs.

Cats are retards that ruin local flora and fauna by killing everything and pissing everywhere.

Dumb cat owner.

Also this. That woman should probably be put in jail or fined for being a dumb cunt that can't even take her pets for a walk.

>witcher

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cat is actually ok btw

I have a dog, only retards get pitbulls tho.

>cat survives this
>owner still has it living outside

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This is exactly the kind of toxic masculinity that we need to get rid of.

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Now this is just plain retarded.

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she already was. you ever notice how its always the poorest families that have 10 different pets they care for and then complain about not having enough money to feed their kids?

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Seems he's found the caravan, time to plunder it.

one of the crimes Joan of Arc was burnt at the stake for

>owning a pet that can overpower you
I will never understand this

What are they supposed to be wearing?

>being such a cuck your dog doesn't respect you
>being such a complete failure you allow your dog to overpower you
nu-male spotted

So you guys triggered by pants?

my biggest complaint is that its a such a fucking shitty settings instead of fantasy RPG where a thicc mommy and shota have an adventure together.

Why
Is
This
So
Hard
To
Make!

WHY!!!!

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A much closer look lads.

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yup those sure are some pants

both of the dogs were put down

enjoy having your face mauled by a chimp, brainlet

thank you, dearest user

are you dumb or something
the person in that video is a FEmale

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elfs are for sex slavery, nothing else

I'm not a nu-male so I'm good, you on the other hand, oof oof

Yes there was

have sex incel

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Sex before marriage is a sin.

Well what's the twist in this game?
Since it looks like one of those shitty walking sims that rely on one single twist at the end.

Yes, it happened, even thousands of years ago did women wear pants. Because people would ride horses, and you don't wear a skirt on fucking horseback. That's why men and women started making pants.

What are the most iconic video game pants though?

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>the entire plot of the game is the misogynist evil church attacking a stronk single mother that dont need no man
>but you notice the pants

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You couldn't be much further than the truth.

As someone said: If GOW 4 was the Dad of Boi, A Plague Tale is the "Mom of Boi".

Don't buy French shit.
Also, dogs AND cats are retarded and only faggots own them.

Pants existed since the Roman era.

Celts invented them.

Isn't it a sister and her brother? also is there black people in this game or is resetera and the rest of the journalist core going to boycott it like Kingdom Come for being historically inaccurate?

What pet do you own user?

I don't own pets are they are useless and retarded.

You mean historically accurate.

I didn't see any niggers in the gameplay trailers but who knows, we live in a clown society so there might be a few that pop up.

Who hurt you user? You can talk about it, this is a safe space.

No everybody knows that medieval Europe was full of black people, you racist incel

They used her wearing pants as proof that she was impersonating a man, wearing trousers alone wasn't reason enough to be breaking the law.

They were also stretching the law as hard as they could so they had even the slightest justification to execute her.

>16 year old
>cunny
Go fuck yourself.

They also positioned a rapist as her guard so she felt too threatened to wear a skirt, to "prove" she was lying. It was a kangaroo court through and through.

If that were true they wouldn't be black. See to understand this, you have to understand how melanin works and why people closer to the equator have darker skin and those further north have fairer skin. Europeans were all white because of this, meanwhile africans and people more south had darker skin because of the higher concentration of the sun.
>medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=4340
>archive.org/details/MelaninWhatMakesBlackPeopleBlackByLlailaAfrikaPDF
Now after reading these sources you can do some of your own research! :)
Hope you find this interesting my uneducated friend!

I like dresses, they look cool. I always notice a missed opportunity for a dress.

>janny tranny deleted the doggo webm

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>Witcher
>Set in the past

Technically this is a blue board. You should keep it that stuff on Yea Forums

I fucking love that dev. Hope they make another game so I can support them.

They were bought by THQ Nordic.

ABSOLUTELY BASED AND CUNNYPILLED

that looks more like 16th century though

I pray for kingdom come in a fantasy setting. Bethesda need to BTFO.

Based

KCD2 is in the works my bet, they sold 2m.

Thats good to hear. I recently bought it and I'm loving it. They did a really good job with the setting. Combat is a little hit or miss for me, but it's decent.

that looks like shit, is it a skyrim screenshot with W3 UI shopped over it?

B&R

?

>boycott it like Kingdom Come for being historically inaccurate?
>trying to guilt Slavs with niggers of all things
What kind of retarded dumb uneducated Westcuck dumbfaggot would engage in such folly?
Not a single Slavic nation was historically involved in nigger Africa and its colonization, therefore there is no historical basis to push white guilt onto Slavs and they don't suffer from it. Slavs know their own histories.
In fact the Muslims and the Mongols, as history books read and write, were the first to attack any Slav nations and occupy/massacre/enslave them, and Slav people have legal and historical basis to throw out and genocide Muslims while Mongols were absolved by having their entire Asian territory taken and Mongolia adopting Buddhism and rejecting Islam.
As for niggers?
Any niggers reading this, if you try to pull your nigger slavery card on any Slav people because you are too stupid to differentiate them from Westcucks, get ready to either get laughed at or rightfully beat up, because you have no fucking history with Slavs except the period where you were fellow slaves with South-Eastern slavs under Ottomans, you dumbshit.

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You mean trousers?

I think this game looks cool, gonna wait for reviews

I got excited about the prospector another medieval game, but it looks like a MUH DARK AGES meme game.

While you are right pointing that out, what else would you expect from this type of game? Maybe a nigger will pop up at some point in the story and he'll be the gentle giant of the story and sacrifice themselves for the woman and the kid.
That's the type of """"""""""""""""game"""""""""""""" these kind of things are.

why is it always so freaking windy in witcher 3?

?? Wasn't it set in 1121 AD?

In those times, you would literally be executed if you were a woman wearing a man's clothing. The strong female equality shit doesn't work in these settings.

The problem here isn't that she's not wearing a dress or skirt, the problem is she's wearing actual full TROUSERS instead of hose or stockings like everybody actually wore prior to the early modern era. Genuine pants (breeches/britches) as we know them today were only invented in the 16th century, and were not that common even then. All men and women wore thick woolen hose, like a sort of public pajama.

It’s what happened with Joan d arc

Go dilate.

C I N E M A T I C
E X P E R I E N C E

There's a difference between trousers and pants?

based.

trousers are full length pants that go from waist to ankle
breeches go from waist to knee - you know, like the 1700s colonials

>unironically believing that witcher is supposed to be a historical game
>unironically thinking what he sees in the wither or reads in the books is a proper reflection on histocial societ(ies)y

This sarcasm is sounding more and more non-sarcastic.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Whenever I point out how tiring it is to see all these black people in movies and games I'm told that I'm racist and am called white. Why can't people understand that people of all other races are tired of niggers being shoved into everything? If anything its pussy California whites that keep putting them in there.

You don't know real pain if you never dated a girl for 4 years, you fall completely in love with each other, get married, she turns your life into a fucking paradise and makes it so that you can't imagine your life without her and willingly repay all the kind things she does to you, and you even decide to get a dog for her because she'd been dreaming about getting one since childhood even though you hate dogs more than anything else on this planet and then one day, after 4 years of marriage she bursts into tears and says she doesn't feel anything anymore and there's nothing you can do about it.

To say this shit is fucking rough is saying nothing.

British and American sayings. We only ever use pants to describe underwear.

>Thanks for reminding me. I'm actually the founder of the studio

AHAHSHAHAHA IS THIS FUCKING REAL

I know your pain user. Im going through the exact same situation and its killing me inside. Only alcohol helps the pain.

No it's not. When rigging the model you'd just need dynamic bones in the mesh of the dress. It's not something animated frame by frame.

>you hate dogs more than anything else on this planet
cringe and deserved

Same story here, anons. How could we ever trust a woman again after something like this?

Don't go too hard on booze, user. I know it's fucking rough, I myself see absolutely no reason to live anymore, because all I wanted was a fucking family, a home and a kid to raise someday and now it's all been taken away and even mere thought about starting over with someone else with no guaranteed results, because it seems it can get fucked over no matter how good of a husband you are, makes me want to fucking neck myself, still, there is life to live and someday, hopefully, the pain will go away or at least will be bearable. Would suck if we finally get another chance to live a life we dreamed of and we'll be already half-ruined by alcohol or some shit.

>a woman can kill a man. It's not meant to be realistic.
Killing a man is relatively easy and does not require any special skills. You can do it using a knife from your kitchen.

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>cource

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>trusting a woman
>trusting anyone for that matter
I've had lots of girlfriends and friends and I've never let any of them get close enough to hurt me if shit goes sideways. You must always be prepared for the possibility of betrayal. Love your friends and lovers, but not so much that you will let them destroy you if they abandon you.

absolutely fucking based

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Men can pull this shit to also:
>only 4 years of dating

You're probably still in your 20s you'll get over it this isn't your fucking blog either way faggot

I am 30 and I've been with her for the 3rd of my life. You were still sucking on your mom's titties when we started. I sincerely wish you'll never know what it feels like, because not even a piece of AIDS ridden cimpanzee shit like you deserves this.

I'm 36 and have seen worse. Kys you sappy ass faggot.

Share your story, bitch.

I'm not gonna derail a thread with my personal life and have already responded to you more than I should have.

good call. hire this man.

>after 4 years of marriage she bursts into tears and says she doesn't feel anything anymore
>love is about feeling
she has an immature idea of love, she should do some reading

This isnt exactly rare user. Nobody stays in love forever, ask any old married couple

Did anyone play the game?
Is it good?
I was kinda intrigued by it but then looked up the devs and they did a bunch of Disney movie tie ins and it didnt give a lot of hope.

There's more to it than that, user simply isn't telling us

>Proper game releasing in current year
Ok so get it over with and tell me why its shit.

That's wrong and you're retarded. Women wore dresses when riding horses and usually sat side-saddle. Literally google image "woman on horse painting" and have a look for yourself.

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>Love your friends and lovers
You need to love yourself more than you love others.

That's exactly what baffles me because there's seemingly nothing more to it than that. No other man between us (I know this for certain, don't ask how), no abuse, no adultery, no unhealthy attachment or jealousy, complete trust, good jobs, enough money, our own apartment etc., etc.

Honestly it feels like she just became a completely different person and what I am giving is simply not enough anymore.

Ruin her life for fun. Make her regret everything and then deny her from ever coming back.

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Hm. How are her parents. That can be an indicator of unhealthy attachment styles.
I didn't have a stable mother figure growing up. And it turned me into someone with a difficult time accepting love. She probably has issues your just unware of. Especially if she thinks love is about feeling nice.

based

Like user said, an immature idea of love
People in general have grown up with this idea that love should be passionate and exciting and tingly. The problem is this is based heavily on chemicals which are released early in a relationship. Once those chemicals stop getting produced, the feelings fizzle out, and your romantic partner is.no longer causing your brain to dump fucking happy drugs into your cortex like a monkey shooting heroin into it's dick. And guess when this usually happens user, just guess.

After 3-5 years. This is when the honeymoon window ends and the brain stops jacking you full of happy drug. And because the relationship, for her, never became anything more than making her feel happy, there's no more reason to stay

I haven't spoken to a woman under the age of 40 that wasn't a skid or a slag, or a friend's GF in 5 years.

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how can one man be so based

The seven-year itch can be analyzed quantitatively. Divorce rates show a trend in couples that, on average, divorce around seven years. Statistics show that there is a low risk of separation during the first months of marriage. After the "honeymoon" months, divorce rates start to increase. Most married couples experience a gradual decline in the quality of their marriage; in recent years around the fourth year of marriage. Around the seventh year, tensions rise to a point that couples either divorce or adapt to their partner.[3]

Kiernan, K. (1999). Cohabitation in Western Europe. Population Trends, 96: 25-32.

what frustrates me even more then anything as they use moors as evidence of blacks in europe. Moors wheren't even blacks they where Marrocan or Berber.

Don’t insult the Middle Ages bro, fantasy is way more overused than the actual Middle Ages. The problem is, they are depicting it in the most cliche way possible. Why can’t we portray the time period in a pastel and colourful way? Since that was literally the aesthetics of the late Middle Ages, everyone loved colourful clothing and stuff. If I was a time traveler from the Middle Ages, I would be insulted.

It's not wind, she just constantly SBD-braps.

Othello is the reason why

just more revisionist nonsense. history is written by the victors. so really makes you think how much we really know is truth? how many times have we been lied to already?

>4 years of marriage
>no children
Should have seen that divorce coming a million miles away, retard

All dark skinned people are the same and where oppressed by the white devil

Well yeah, I just meant that it's not like you have to make yourself cold and unfeeling and reject relationships outright to keep from getting hurt. To get to the point where you can love people without being attached I would say you have to be able to love yourself first.

>thinking children are panacea
Heartily kek

dogs are nothing but smelly shit machines

>moors litteral invaders of christian(white) spain
>notorious slavers and pirates to the degree that litteraly any tower ruin you see near the mediterian sea was placed there as a watch tower against them or barbary pirates.
>there is an expression that boils down to "the moors are comming" that means "get the fuck out or risk your life"
oh yeah those poor oppressed moors.

that's mindbogglingly stupid.

Children are the purpose of marriage, of men and women being together at all. If you have been married for years with no aim for children your marriage has no purpose and even a dumb woman understands this on an instinctive level.

you are fucking retarded
having kids isnt going to fix your shitty marriage
but the fact that you didnt have kids after 4 year should have clued you in to the fact that she hated you

this

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They where from Africa and thus where enslaved by white people everyone knows that, didn't you pay attention in school?

I know you're baiting but even though I'm so glad I'm not an american where there are people that unironicly believe this.

I'm dying in 8 months and still have enough common sense not to make several blogposts on a videogames imageboard.

The SJW only see skin color, it's why they complained about the Witcher 3 being racist, despite much of the game being about racial (and cultural) conflict and the game having pretty diverse cultures it didn't count because they where all white

Don't worry user I'm gonna screen shot this post and put it in my F folder so you will always be remembered.
*SNAP*
There it goes.

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Women are just as strong as men, GET OVER IT BIGOT. THE FUTURE IS FEMALE.

Yeah I had a friend (guy who wouldn't leave me alone) who constantly called the witcher 3 problematic. made no sense, tons of progressive themes in the game.

Getting an ad for this really caught me off-guard, it feels like Netflix Shlock for women, except its somehow a game with budget

only in european shitholes girls wore skirts

in actual first world medieval countries like zimbabwe and iraq girls were always allowed to wear pants

Stop the alcohol user. Don't do it please. It's not worth it to ruin your life for some moody bitch that left you because she suddenly decided "she wants more". FUCK that and be happy instead with people you like and love and have fun with.

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the future is trans
women are weak and will die out

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In order to achieve the promised utopia communism often must re-write history to reflect our modern ethics

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I see nothing wrong with this

>30 year old ""studies"" probably conducted by old white men

it's 2019 sweetie maybe you should update your thinking

It's a bunch of pants, who gives a single fuck.

When did Yea Forums get full of normalfags and how can we make it so they fuck off to reddit, or twitter, or whatever shithole you came in?
It's obvious it's also you retards who also don't stop talking about le politics, and superhero movies amd Game of Thrones.

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War is something every single person should experience, even women.

Even if not everyone is fit for it, they should be forced to serve for 5-10 years. It will prevent having generations of entitled manchildren like millennials.

I don't remember subscribing to this blog.

Throughout the 2010s.
For them Yea Forums is just social media where they can say nigger, which is why all they do is blogpost all day like that faggot.

>women would be so incompetent that wars would be impossible to conduct, thus eliminating wars and ushering world peace

Sounds like a win to me.

I feel kind of sorry for this game. You can see it's a work of love, at least in the art department.
Visuals, especially environments and ambience are 10/10, music is outstanding. It's too bad the gameplay is lacking. It's pretty barren. They could've went further towards puzzles or towards stealth, it was never fully either. It would certainly benefit from more compelling story and character interactions, maybe even incorporated player choice since its clear they were aiming for an emotional response. More fantasy elements wouldn't hurt too. The rats were bordering on being one anyway.

why would you feel sorry for them
these people dont want to make games, they want to make movies
but it's much easier to get into the video game market, so they make "games"

>no men was ever killed by women

not in man to man combat

this

>14th century
>modern day appealing girl aesthetics

im tired of this meme

What about man to woman combat

lél

But it's been done.

This. Studies don't exist anymore. You just vomit your personal feelings out and call everyone *ist should they dare disagree with you.

Imagine how it'd be if she was wearing a skirt whenever they crawl through holes with her little brother right behind her

Aaaaaaaal!

oh i'm imagining it alright

It wouldn't be a skirt dumbass it would be a modest full-length dress.

stop getting triggered at everything you fucking retards
you're becoming like the sjws you despise

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>you'd just need dynamic bones in the mesh of the dress
So spoke the layman

Witcher is fantasy game set in a different world with different religions and cultural norms
this game is supposedly set in France in 1349

if you can't see the difference, I'm sorry for you

>Anyone breathing near me means they are red hot seething and frothing at the mouth
This is your mind on (You)s

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Shit game but based

exhentai.org/g/994143/e76ba354ac/

who cares

>those comments at the bottom
fucking devastated

You're a faggot

>All these years on Yea Forums
>Still don't know how to bypass the sad panda.

Take pity on me, anons. For I am a retard.

>that tunic on pants ass
my dick is serious about it
but moreso
>that braid
unf

>download sadpanda plugin
>make account in ehentai forums
>login into forums
>click exhentai link
>it works
how do you manage to breathe

I don't care. Amicia is qt

So smart guy.
When the chick in your section goes down 5km form the objective, you are gonna carry all of the essential equipment she had right?
Most women are not fit for anything outside of desk or QM work in the army.

It's not about being a worthwhile soldier, it's about making everyone see war so they stop whining endlessly about what they have back at home as if the world is going to end every day.

only because you and your family aren't buttslaves to some Saudi Prince. It's honestly frightening how often I have this conversation, but you do realize that if you are not in tip top physical shape, and already a complete sociopath, there is no way that you would survive an unfettered society.
>civilization has softened most of you so much that the eradication of simple pleasures would be a mental strain
>meanwhile some crazed bastard has been stalking you for weeks in inclement weather because he heard your voice once and liked it, but thought it might sound even better screaming
Incels are robots thinking they would have a chance at being successful in a madhouse, when they failed "everybody gets a chance to not be a total fuckup" civilized society is so sad it actually becomes funny

>you'd just need dynamic bones in the mesh of the dress
Read this aloud back to yourself and reflect on the lack of sex in your life.

So it's more of an appreciate what you have kinda thing.
I can get behind that.

NOOooo !!! Not Shrek again.
My eyes hurt.

If Skaven were regular rats the game
I like it

Perhaps she's going bottomless, and her skin is just really wrinkly and gross.

Not him but am I the only one who've had to delete cookies to be able to log in for a few months?.

you have to delete the cookies if you get sadpanda, usually
delete cookies, login to the forum, and then click the exhentai link, not before

>even though you hate dogs more than anything else on this planet
I can understand people not being into pets or preferring cats but this on a whole other level. You deserved it user.

>i only support realism when it fits my narrative

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I'm willing to believe women have worn pants every now and then throughout history.

>under dresses
>in colder weather

That's what you get for disliking dogs, you sub-human faggot.

you should kill yourself for this stupid post

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>guys, let's make a game about the plague, and here's the shocker: let's add a ton of fucking RATS, that's what they had then right? just a fuckton of RATS everywhere.
>GENIUS OHOHOHFHIUH!!

seriously, if the only gameplay mechanic you can think of is to add a grossly unrealistic amount of rats everywhere, that act like some kinda swarm of killer bees, you shouldn't even make a game at all. The pants are really far down the list of the most important things wrong with this game I noticed so far.

she fucked black guys

So how is the game or is this another crippling loneliness thread? I haven't read a single post about the game.

I don´t get it. Just don´t get married then? I mean, what is wrong with just dating/being together, if she drops you, you can just go and find a new women if you want one. No child support, no half house given away and so on.

Marriage only worked when society was build around the women being a mother.

what a lad

>“Cinematic delights every step of the way”
Day one pirate, right?
I was slightly interested because the studio is based in my city.

Fucking burgers and their obsession with niggers.

Cinematic is the most bullshit word imaginable. Any halfway decent film critic would rip these cinematic games to shreds on technical competency alone

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Americans education everyone.

It should look like what Acre does in Ass Creed 2

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ass creed 1 i meant to say

I only support realism that fits my narrative.

imagine the smelle haha

nice pants in these games

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No. Never.

everyone is there at some point. just use google and get past sad panda. there's titties galore waiting

why nips hate elves so much? Are they /tg/ or what?

>protag with a kid meme
Who is this meant to appeal to?

So it’s Dishonored without the stabby magic hobo

>Isn't it a sister and her brother?
Yes, but shitposters don't care to fact-check before shitposting.

Fun fact: roman troops stationed in colder provinces would be dissuaded from wearing pants as they were considered barbaric. To stave off the cold they would wear multiple layers of tunics and wrap their legs with cloth or animal skins. Depended on the commander, however, some more practical leaders allowed their men to adopt the wear of the locals.

Is this a new social program? Blacks are living rent free in the heads of white americans both liberals and conservatives have always the blacks present in their minds? It's an obsession

Here's the gameplay, for anyone wondering

youtube.com/watch?v=J-lJLsqUjso

This. You have to keep your trigger list small otherwise you'll be walking through life with a fury of a thousand suns.
I personally only have blacks and trannies on that list.

Exceptionally based.

looks like shit

well you do return in a memory to Acre in Ass Creed 2 to put your Altair spunk in some chick.

high rise jeggings

have sex incel

Hugo is cute. CUTE

feminism is a joke

he based

you dont need bones

stay off the drink, user, it'll destroy you and when it's done the pain will still be waiting for you

OOHOHOHO NOOO OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

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Imagine being so sexless and deranged that a woman wearing pants on a fantastical and dangerous adventure triggers you. Get help and have sex

Who fucking cares, the game looks good anyway. Now the gameplay, is it any good? I'm tired of games that have good graphics but shut gameplay.

yeah exactly this really grinds my gears as well.

>Sir, I can't get this water to move realistically for our game, what should I do?
>Did you forget the dynamic water bones, David? Make sure you have them.
>Of course! I completely forgot about the water bones! Thanks, sir!

>when you know just enough about a subject to reply but also just enough about it to come across like a complete retard
hhhhehhhehehh

Feminism is a fucking joke. Everyone involved with it is a dumbass. Feminism has sabotaged western civilization by lowering birthrates, and needing massive importing of immigrants from shitty countries. Feminism has been the worst thing to ever happen in human history.

Imagine if people actually cared for historical accuracy on other games, but no, we're still only two-handing swords 100% of the time in every single "historical" game rather than using bucklers, billhooks, pollaxes, having actual animations instead of flailing weapons around and shit. Who gives a fuck if she has pants while combat-focused historical games are still mostly shit outside of strategy (and recently, Mordhau)