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"Tiananmen square massacre" *hangs phone*

I can't buy your game anymore todd, even my smart watch already has skyrim. Just stop, I don't want you calling anymore

GREETINGS MORTAL

ARE YOU READY TO BUY

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China has the best escorts in the world.

Harro? Is this Winnie he Pooh?

china numba wan
chinese numba wan

Banana phone

>yes?

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a-yes?

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here come another wave of retards role playing as chinks for (you)'s

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n-no sorry todd, I can't. I don't get paid until next week...

Bonjour.

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>decline

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*tap tap*

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i eat chinese man fo breakfast
fuck bug men
fuck them up in their sorry assholes
tiananmen 1989

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Hello, Tim Sweeney here. Yes, my lord. Everything is going according to plan.

Fuck off and go back to sexing your dragons todd

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How's it going xi!?

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*pushes the power button to ignore the call*

>Xi answers phone
>Xi gets mindfucked for 3 minutes
>orders the entire population of China to buy Skyrim 15 times
The Brotherhood of Todd shall rise.

I for one support Epic Games store
they give developers a fair share of the profits and unlike certain other virtual stores it is not filled with shovelware and are not plotting to implement paid mods!
thank you Epic Games!

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I normally hate commies but I like Xi for some reason

doge

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moshi moshi. doppio desu

>my face
>my soul

>they give developers

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