How am I supposed to play

complain again when you have 2 cats in the space between your lap and the keyboard, who also try to crawl onto your shoulders.

Are you joking user ?

BAN

Virgin Cat Owner
Chad Cat Owner

What? I wanna know what happened to that anons cat and it's arm.

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>Lawn chair with cup holder

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I meant the other user

Tits of gtfo.

oh my god i'm joking do you see how fucking content that shitass is?

Look, m8. For all I know you rolled over onto him or some shit. Or you're just awful. Also get him fixed already.

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That cat looks very happy.

He was born on a crazy cat lady's lawn with a shitton of other cats. The cat lady ran over his arm when he wa sleeping on her tire instead of killing him. He coudln't move so the next day the lawn guy came and accidentally hit him with a weedeater.
Someone saved him and asked me if I wanted to adopt him, but they'd have to amputate him first because the paralysis would spread to his body.
He's been a spoiled little shitass ever since I adopted him.

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Also he's fixed but he's a chad-ass cat with giant balls due to the shit he's been through.

you tell me

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>streaming
kys

Thank you for this story. I apologize for immediately assuming ill of you. You're a solid catkeeper. Keep up the good work.

what's the problem? xbone is downstairs, wife was watching tv.

kill it and get a dog

The most offensive thing about this image is that keyboard.

You also can't convince him he's missing an arm.
He'll start sweeping the air with his nub when he tries to cover his shit in the box.

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Typical american

>xbone
>wife
You stop that right now.

That's the cutest shit ever. I love him.

I don't see the problem, unless you really need the 2 key and can't use numpad_2.