Reminder that MOMMY will be back for this year's E3

Reminder that MOMMY will be back for this year's E3.

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>the same procedure as every year

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Who cares about mommy, when will we get Aisha back?

why call her mommy? she is only 34. that only a few months older than me and she is pretty cute/hot

Boomer

Our /dyke/

it's just the gender flipped version of calling someone "daddy", age doesn't really factor in to it
also most people here are younger than 30

>robo-mommy

A 34 woman is 68 in men years.

>most people here are younger than 30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

you're a fucking idiot if you don't think that's true

I love her devolver digital presentations. Looking forward to the next one

im into older women so that good for me. when i was 23-24 i almost did it with my boss who was in her late 50s mayve early 60. the only reason i did not do it was because she wanted to do all the dating thing like going out and go watch her freaking son who was almost my age play tennis.

If you're into plowing old decrepit cavernous sewers with two waist length flesh mounds be my guest. More tight pussies available for the rest of us.

>pussy
>for the rest of us
haha champ
we all know that you don't and never have gotten any
why, you're here!

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nice projection faggot, keep chasing geriatrics you cellulite suckling, sloppy denture blowjob receiving, hip breaking, loosey-goosey labia raiding smega indulger.

I'm only here because of my autism.
I still get pussy, not everybody is you friend.

sorry user that not me the granny fucker. im happy for you to bang younger one. as long your are happy with who you are just bang away and dont look back.

Let's hope they do something funny, interesting, smart, or good this time.

I'm not even the guy you were talking to, lol
Keep deluding yourself, widdle guy.

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shes white so shes 55 in white women years

I fuck tight pussy all the time and I know for a fact that all these other anons do too.

You're out of your mind if you think the majority of Yea Forums is even allowed to browse it.

Check a look

more like devolved cringital

Cringe and also cringe

this shit isnt funny, and the games are fucking trash

because that's what she played in Mel Gibson's movie

also bet you guys didn't know she was in a movie
yea you're faggots like that
her performance was fucking great

Friendly reminder she is happily married to another woman and will not give you the time of day.

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There are people between the ages of 15-19 posting here. You are the outlier.

HA

SO FUNNY

BIG PUBLISHER UN-FUNNY

THEY OLD MONEY

OLD MONEY SUCK TURD

WE RICH NOW

WE INDIE AND WE RICH

what movie?

Where the FUCK is Metal Wolf Chaos you fucking faggots?

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Did Metal Wolf Chaos ever come out?

That's nice :)

>Manjaw
>Fridgebod
>No tits
>No ass
>No thighs
>No hips

Why should I like "le funny meme woman"?

Lesbians aren't real. Look up "lesbian bed death." Basically some women become traumatized by men and can't be intimate with them without pain so they decide they must like girls.
This is also why so many of them are fat. Lots of sexually abused people become fat fucks so repulsive to people that would otherwise find them attractive.

You can start with stop acting like such a miserable cunt, mate.

Dragged Across Concrete

Who is this?

34 is already post wall age

That's a nice way of saying >most people here are fortnite playing zoomers

Are you people fucking braindamaged? Holy fucking shit the lack of IQ is appalling.

The "mommy" was played by Jennifer Carpenter. Not whoever this 2x4 bitch is.

I think it's hormonal too. Look at OP's pic. That woman is lacking in feminine features and has a masculine look. This is generally how lesbians look not that hot feminine shit porn movies push.

Just give us an actual release date for MWC for fuck's sake. I don't think a single game they announced last year actually released yet.

Eh there definitely are real lesbians but I agree some fall in to it for other reasons

>lesbian bed death
This isn't real. There's no real science behind this. I already read a real scientific journal behind why some people are gay despite the act being biologically counterintuitive, I'm hazy on the mechanics but it had something to do with the hormone levels in the male. If you want a real answer I could sort through my desk for it.

Gay people in general are gay due to chemical imbalances. It's why gay men generally have more feminine features and vice versa for woman. They are a certain gender assuming the opposite gender's traits. It's like so fucking obvious but due to "homophobia" you can't say this.

Literally who is this?

I remember finding nudes but i cba to find them again.

>Dude look how ironic we are about the industry lmao

mommy

Will they dare poke fun a chinkstore?
I doubt it.

Nice, Devolver is the only thing worth caring about with E3 these days
>Bu bu bu but muh Phil
Shush now

I hope they have some Serious Sam 4 news this time. It's all I want them to show I could not care less about most of the other garbage they show off.

Lesbian bed death doesn't really have any data to support it.

Lesbians beating the living shit out of each other, however, does.

It's in utero exposure to testosterone at a certain stage of fetal development.
Chromosomal female fetus with low testosterone exposure in late development = straight girl
Chromosomal female fetus with high testosterone exposure in late development = lesbian girl
Chromosomal male fetus with low testosterone exposure in late development = gay boy
Chromosomal male fetus with high testosterone exposure in late development = straight boy
Chromosomal male fetus with low testosterone exposure in early development = trans boy????

It's cutting edge stuff, there's no definitive conclusions yet. It's looking like this is the reason for gays and trans though.

Yes this is it. Thanks.

>backing up mental illness with "cutting edge" papers

Devolver is the only company that puts out a conference worth watching. Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, Ubisoft, EA, Bethesda, Square Enix, and the PC Gaming Show all suck shit.

>Yea Forums
>in charge of knowing anything
The wojak board. That is what you are. Nobody here actually gives a rat's behind about what any of you have to say about anything.

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>Bethesda
>Square enix
>Ubishit
>Microsoft
Only microsoft has the chance of being a good conference. So dont get too hype for e3.

I haven't got hyped for years now. Too often do we see shit like

>*not actual gameplay
>Fake gameplay
>Games that never come out
>Games that suffer years of delays
>End up a colossal disappointment
>Massive downgrades, changed or missing content

She's just too chad to date men. Women the only logical progression from there.

I wish this place was still only for eternal virgins but let'ws face the fact. Yea Forums has become normalfag central in the last few years

Fucking sjws ruined freedom of speech everywhere else on the internet so Yea Forums is the only safespace left for literally anyone to say what they want. Now we're flooded with a billion normies who don't want to conform to Yea Forums's culture, let alone board culture. And mods are completely ballsless, probably because hiroshimoot is too afraid of scaring off his ad revenue. The current timeline is the absolute worst case for Yea Forums.

>high testosterone
>low testosterone
What does medium testosterone make, bisexuals?

Has summer vacation started in america? Usually we get an influx of underage zoomers around that time.

Just about to in another week or two I think.

I hope mommy also show us some Serious Sam 4. There's only radio silence from Croteam.

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>Only MS has a chance
>By showing other peoples' games
Phil is a G E N I U S

>woman is one or two years older than me
>"mommy"

no.

women age faster than men.

Sony and microsoft have always shown third party games in e3 tho?

please god change this terrible randy pitchford fucking game title. it sucks so bad it makes me not want to even buy it

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That's normal a lot of malefags act feminine too and I'm not talking about trannies

to be fair most people look more masculine when they are wearing a suit jacket.

SOULLESS

Fucking this, I don't give a fuck about Devolver beyond this
They posted a picture of it in their E3 line up on twitter but beyond that nothing

m00t confirmed a long time ago that there isn't really an influx of traffic during the summer and it's usually consistent. Turns out summerfagging is eternal.

Well you just need a few dumb posts to derail threads/ lower quality. Also all the wagies/ teenagers suddenly become neet so we have to deal with them all day.

hotline miami 3 when?

I never found it funny, but I kinda like DD and appreciate they're trying something "different".

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wait nvm wagies dont become neet lol. Never worked a day in my life so forgot they dont get the summer off.

I hope they at least do a bit this year based on the shit Microsoft pulled last year where they were telling the audience that they had bought out a bunch of studios and everyone was clapping and cheering at the fact that all those once-beloved studios were now damned to pump out whatever shitty cashgrab garbage Microsoft wants to put out like Nuts and Bolts.

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First time it was funny.
Second time is already pushing it.
Third time it will be regurgitated shit.

Seconding this. Gib MWC XD nao.

>XD
fuck off

You need to look like this to be a mommy. Not some plank masculine looking woman with no ass or tits lol.

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American """""humour"""""

very cute