He outlasted millions

Everyone else thought it was a sprint, only DSP knew it was a marathon.

>not getting turned on by yourself

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Jerking off right before a stream. Just so based. Didn't even wash his hands too. He LITERALLY jerked off in everybody's face in chat that day. Chad.

He's basically a cockroach he'll survive the nuclear apocalypse

Bro just use the new snapchat filter

>every detractor is a failed youtube OCer who resorted to leeching off of Phil's autistic ex fans to get views
Even still, Phil contributes to the local ecosystem. He should just do what LTG does and get all of the accounts banned once they get to snort/soma/vault boy levels of popular, just to cause them to lose the accounts and make the ants scramble

>trihex was streaming the down the rabbit hole vid just a few minutes ago
>damn near 1,500 viewers
Shit guys this redemption arc isnt looking good

>outlasted the sons of kojima
>multiple doxing
>adpocalypse
how does he do it

>SOK BTFO
>KiwiFarms BTFO
>NeoGAF BTFO
>KotakuInAction BTFO
>LivestreamFail BTFO
>TheSecretLifeOfDSP BTFO
>John Rambo & Howard BTFO
>PandaLee kicked to the curb
>Has his own personal bang-maid that cleans his house and cooks
>Survives a SWATing with calm, calculated negotiation skills
>Called Tevin a "mentally ill monkey" and despite Tevin and KiwiFarm's best efforts, the "DSP IS A RACIST!!!" meme never took off on social media
>DSP's twitch donations/subs/views continue to climb

DSP literally cannot be stopped. It's fucking ridiculous. Every single thing his detractors throw at him, he just brushes it off like nothing. He's on a warpath. He's dangerous now.

Yet his detractors continue to try take him down day after day. It's pointless; DSP always wins. He's proven that. At this point I'd recommend just giving up and directing your time and effort elsewhere. Go for someone else. Setting your sights on Phil is a fool's errand at this point. You won't defeat him. You just won't.

Btw, anyone who actually hates /ourguy/ needs to leave.

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Updated list of Phil Burnell's victims:

John Rambo
PandaLee
Blip.tv
Retsupurae
Machinima
Laveria
Sons of Kojima
Fred Fuchs
Kimberlie Brink
First Order of the Falcon
Kiwifarms
The Bronsgeests
MisterMetokur
Spawnseat
Washington Department of Revenue
Internal Revenue Service
King of Pol
Vidar / BSV
Almighty Tevin
TotalBiscuit
Jetrex
Lowtiergod
Tutankhamunn
Shadowbrokers
Joshua Conner Moon
Super Best Friends
The European Parliament
Emerald Seven
Austmink
Silentwarrior
Emperor Swaggins
ProJared

This motherfucker's out for blood. You have wronged him, and he has grown strong enough to launch an offensive. After years of careful planning, he has set it all into motion. Everyone will go down, until he is the last standing content creator on twitch and youtube. You can still surrender and keep your dignity, it is not too late. Leave him a tip of a couple hundred dollars, and he may pardon you in his campaign to outlast the internet.

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This is missing etika

How you can stop him?

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What kind of tard stupor possesses you idiots to keep posting these threads? What makes you think you're welcome here?

Gtfo detractor

ironic shitposting is basically a average greeting

He is a good case study at looking at how humans need to adapt to survive

A madman, I'm unironically impressed.

Lmao DSP is unironicly based

The fact that mods are fags and selectively interpret and enforce the rules here.