What games will help me stop being a pathetic fat fuck?

Would Yea Forums make Jessie a wife

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Hockey, soccer, football, skiing, tennis, etc.

I'm not fat, but how do I get rid of my fat stomach? What exercises can I do to slim it down?

Wii Fit.

>What exercises can I do to slim it down?
That's not how it works, there's no such thing as "targeted" weight loss unless you fall for the liposuction meme. Just keep at it, belly fat is the last to get burned off from what I remember.

If you start working out but don't change your attitude to food you'll just eat more for exactly the same reason that you were eating too much before.

Negating fatfuckery is 100% watching what you eat.
Working out just help you not be turn into a pathetic lanklet once you do drop the weight. So you should still do it. But it won't make you stop being fat.

Cut out sugar.

>exercise is a meme

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Ddr
Stepmania
Beat saber
Vr in general
Doing squats or pushups between deaths in dota

It took a while but now I really enjoy going to the gym, it's really good at clearing your head

You literally cannot lose weight by execise alone.
It's all what u eat

nice argument. for weight loss, diet is 95% more important than exercise. it helps, sure, but if your first piece of advice to someone trying to lose weight is to hit the gym, you are a retard

Yikes.. imagine unironically believing this

You cannot out-exercise a shitty diet, but exercise is extremely valuable on its own anyway.

Yeah just look at all those obese people doing cardio 4 times a week and walking to every destination.

This is a useless statement, because it tells us nothing about the diet side of things. You could lose weight eating MacDonalds every day if you really wanted to. It wouldn't be healthy, but you would lose weight.

of course it is, but for strictly weight loss, it's not nearly as important as people tend to believe

>for weight loss, diet is 95% more important than exercise.

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DDR

McDonalds is not as bad as people make it out to be.
If you just eat shit like burgers and skip soda, you could lose weight with exercise.

MyFitnessPal

For real I've lost 15 lbs in the past 4-5 weeks just tracking calories in/out

Oh and I've been doing DDR for cardio

tfw no chubby bf to hypnotize and breast feed

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A better question, how do i get rid of the fat in my breasts?

You cannot target a specific area of your body for weight loss.

The Hex Maniac in all the fanart is a specific NPC Hex Maniac with no name (as she never battles you). She sells Moomoo Milk in Dendemille Town, Kalos (Pokemon XY).

Just so we're all clear:
She's 200% definitely selling her breast milk.

>Which Hex is it by the way?

Dendemille Town in the Kalos Region. She just sells it either outside of the Pokemon center or I think by the bridge?

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Any exercise. As stated by others, you can't target specific areas for fat loss. More importantly eat below maintenance. Download MyFitnessPal onto your phone right now and start keeping track of everything you eat. Buy a scale, weigh yourself once a week. Maybe get one of those bodyfat percentage measuring things so you don't become anorexic. Don't fucking binge/purge god dammit it's not helping. Let yourself cheat by eating maintenance once a week (I do Saturdays). If you eat 200-300 over your target, do some cardio until you burn it off. If you wanna eat more, do regular cardio. Just make sure you're always around your target calories.

You WILL lose weight doing this. It is more simple than anything else and it does work. You can eat icecream and shit, just realize that when you do you're gonna either go hungry or have to exercise to compensate. Again, don't purge, you idiot.

It takes time if you're significantly overweight but this will work for everyone. Find an exercise you like. Biking, skating, fitness games (Fitness Boxing, DDR, etc.)

Get ready to have to buy new clothes since you'll be swimming in your current wardrobe before long.

unironically have sex

Why does all the art have to make her a fatty? She doesn't look like that in game.

Yakuza

russian roulette

Because the joke related that she makes the milk with her breasts.
She is rather flat in comparison too ingame.

The game of going outside

Because there was one selling moomoo milk ingame (miltank milk iirc) so haha titties

Whenever I see posts like this I wonder what motivates someone to pretend to be a girl for no gain at all.

beat me to it

>pretend to be a girl
user..

The hardware couldn't render her giant titties so the devs called onto fan artists to depict her in a way that fits their true vision. Trust me my dad works at Gamefreak.

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>leaking

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user... it pains me you even had to ask this, yes, yes I would, I would do everthing in my power to ashure it, from the bottom of my heart to the tip of my penis, that there is not one moment in my life where I would not want it to be.

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I'll buy a Dozen!

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>no dorky neet fujo gf like Tomoko or Hex to play video games for me and help me by modeling references for my art
Kill me

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>posting lewds in a Hex thread so it get deleted

I hate you, I just wanted a comfy Hex thread.

Anthem, it will make you go outside.

>tfw my chubby girlfriend made me fat.

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Kaiji.

Why buy a dozen when you could drink straight from the tap forever?

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>tfw no bf with a big fat belly

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>no pubes peeking out from the bikini bottom

I sleep.

guys holy fuck i NEED to bury my face deep into her fat tits and thighs. i want her to jerk me off until i bust gallons from her dainty hand. i MUST see her tits bounce while shes taking my dick until im sore ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

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>Drinking more water.
Water? He should be fetching a pokemon creature instead!

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko
>tfw no bf

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Just stop.

No!

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>tfw fat but fairly thin frame underneath it all
>just want to be a skinny twig but cant lose weight

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What are the odds she will be in pokemon/ss/?

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Have you tried eating less?

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>hex maniac thread devolves into a fucking faggot thread

this is a first.

Post feet pics with a time stamp and I'll be your bf

i devolved into eating like once a day but this shit isn't leaving.

Only drink water, eat less then 1000 calories a day and space out your meals to three times a day. Eating only one meal won't help you lose weight.

this is 100% true you moron, calorie intake is all that matters. When you exercise you increase your TDEE which means you're allowed more callories during that day while still being able to lose weight. The only reason you exercise is to allow yourself to eat more during the day while still losing weight or to tone. You can lose weight sitting on your ass all day as long as you calculate your TDEE and eat under your calorie limit, no this is not starving yourself you just have to eat reasonably under your limit.

eating one meal a day slows down your metabolism and as a result your body will want to store more fat or burn through the fat more slowly, low calorie meals throughout the day will shed weight like crazy and kick your metabolism into gear.

based

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>pubes

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Fasting does the opposite, it makes you burn more fat.

starvation mode's a myth user.

Is it wrong if I think hex maniac is my top 5 girls of all time.

A manual labor job

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Where the original version of that pic?

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Literally every season of The Biggest Loser proved it was a thing.

More milk

Hex is WIDE.

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Every white man's ideal woman is a cross between a stripper and a librarian.

bad fetish.

There'll be a variant of her, like how Acerola in SM was just loli Hex.

motherfuckers always talking about losing weight in here, and i'm just a skeleton mode fag trying to gain it
what do

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Nah, it's just that she's an actual midget

Drink milkshakes.

Protein and a manual labor job.

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>implying a titty monster would need to hypnotise me

none

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DDR

Have you tried eating more?

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Dance dance revolution

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4535468

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Jessie just needs a man to settle down with and she would be a top tier wife.

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>this
Since I’ve been lifting and got myself at a good weight I can eat so much more shit now without getting fatter

Eat nigga! EAT!

Realistically busty Hex is hot

i eat like a motherfucking african child who stumbled upon a buffet service and it ain't doing shit

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Tape worms

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never had em, are they good eatin'?

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>Hex Maniac is thicc but in reality is also barely about 5 feet tall, maybe shorter

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

They're delicious!

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I'm 22 for a moment
Caught in between 20 and 3p and I'm just dreaming of you tonight.

I'm so fucking lonely bros I want a girlfriend like hex.

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I lost 10kg in a matter of weeks by eating keto OMAD and exercising. I'm not sure if intermittent fasting was a component to my fast weight loss, but stuffing my face with meat, eggs and nuts once a day made a 1200kcal calorie restiction a non-issue.

thanks dr brobotnik i'll go get me some

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As soon as the tomokofags arrived

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The biggest enemy of weight loss is fat thoughts
>Get a premium salad from a place nearby, loaded with all kinds of peppers and other veggies
>Salad is pretty big and comes out to about 500-550 calories with the dressing
>Get tempted and order a taco/burrito as well
>Calorie count just got doubled even though the salad would have been enough
It's funny how something as simple as "eat less" is hard with how much of a fucking glutton I am. Especially since I pretty much never go outside other than work and buying food, so it's not like there's a pressure to look good

Hex's hair is so great.

I just wanna get lost in it

I want Hex to do squats and hover her sweaty ass above my head!
I want Hex's butt sweat to drip all over my face!

why is this thread slowing down

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jacking off

I’m at work and can’t post from my hex folder

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it's the truth
exercise has next to no effect when it comes to weight loss
it's all your diet
if you want to lose weight, stop fucking eating so much. recognize that hunger is driven by a reward response in your brain to food and disassociate eating with pleasure.
you will never "burn off" extra calories with exercise, all you can do is reduce intake.

Hex will be mine!!

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