Would you accept $200 to stay locked in a room (slightly larger than the size of an office cubicle) with a xenomorph...

>yfw a prostitute would rather be in a room with an alien than with you

>200 dollars to say in a room with a xeno for 2 hours
Might as well blow my own head off for that amount of money.

>murder machine that won't kill you only if you already have a chestburster in you
Meh, at least they kill you fast.

This thread should be entitled "would you kill yourself for 200 dollars"

What good is $200 going to do me if it's going to kill me? At least put out enough money to cover my funeral.

>ywn combine your genes with the ultimate killing machine

What idiot would say yes? Your thread should say 2 minutes then you will actually get some yeses.

I would pay 200$ to be put in a room with a xeno so it can end me. And that's an amazing bargain

I've got it, Op just said in the room and no other stipulations.
Put yourself in a metal box heavily bolted to the walls in a corner with no gaps big enough for any part of the alien to get into, and have enough air tanks to last the time limit.

>would you accept $200 to kill yourself
This is the dumbest fucking thread on Yea Forums right now

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Would you accept $200 to stay locked in a room (slightly larger than the size of an office cubicle) with an Adepta Sororita for two hours? Remember that idleness is heresy, and innocence proves nothing.

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Yes

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>Gotfucker calling anybody dumb

>on Yea Forums

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I'd try to fuck it

>innocence proves nothing
This doesn't really make much sense, but then again WH40k is garbage so that doesn't surprise me.

Give me $10K and I'll impregnate the Resurrection Queen

>go to Yea Forums thanks to this thread
>40 porn threads and 70+ GoT threads
what the fuck?

You got any more of that?

I'll do it for free

The Jannies are having a breakdown over whether or not they burn their GoT merchandise

its a wild ride right now

In this scenario wouldn't I be so far in the future that old earth money is useless
Yeah no shit it's supposed to be dystopian.

it's sunday night man. Yea Forums is in the throes of GoT airing a new ep.

If I pray to the emperor hard enough then I'm not idle and I might make the zealot wet.

Where are these porn threads all I see is GOT

The fuck am I gonna do with 200$ when that thing murders me?
Of course I'm not gonna do it you dumbass.

$200 is not a lot of money and a xenomorph is a very dangerous thing. I wouldn't accept $200 to be in an office cubicle with a tiger, or even a very mean pitbull to put it in perspective.
This idea was either conceived by a child, or a thirdworlder.

must be already nuked

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Is she docile? and if so can i fuck it?

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Can I fuck it to pass the time?

lol do you know how many video games you could buy with $200?

three

I mean yeah, if that means we would have sex I would even do it for free. If not, they're still kinda cute and I wouldn't mind.

Depends. Is it going to stunlock me repeatedly for 2 hours? Is my squad going to call in OB on my location?

you can buy a Whopping 3 video games with that kind of money plus tax and plus the season pass with "totally optional" lootboxs.

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No because I'd almost definitely die

I make 200 in two hours without having to stay with a xeno... Why would I?

Deltards reeeeeeeeeeeeee also tell the mods to quit ruining fun goddammit and fix the fucking weapons

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Does it have a reason to attack you? In all other cases I've seen it had a GOOD reason.

cm is a joke
over 60% of the playerbase metagames/metacomms and the admins are the most stuck up, autistic, fun hating cunts you can find outside of tg or hippie
not to mention the fact that the headmin is a pedophile

what? provide an example where a xeno doesn't instantly try kill someone who doesn't have one in their body or dna.

Alright Yea Forums new stipulations.
The challenge is now you have to stay in the room with the xeno for 2 hours, it won't kill you. But if you fuck it, you lose.

Apophis left after that whole debacle and soon afterwards there was a whole loyalty cascade and alot of old mods and admins left leaving us with the Weebshit terrible ones

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>would you accept $200 for certain death?
Great deal, genius.

Done, easily, as much as many people would argue to the contrary.
You can't fuck one.

1 - 3 depending on how hard you get assfucked on regional pricing.

When a xeno is seduced by a human

She cute

Can I have sex with it?

You can if you try

Yeah they are pretty garbage
Pedophilia is based though.

you guys made me think i was on tv and i had to go check

I hope you are not the one that unironically confuses Loli as the same thing as Pedo shit because there different. Apophis allegedly downloaded a sex mod for the Sims 3 and was asking about nude models for children in the game Loli doesn't have to be sexual as it is an art form as much as i hate moeshit its not pedophilia

I would totally fuck a Deathclaw

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I'm too normie for xenomorph puss, I'll do it

>$200 for two hours in a room with something that can kill you in two seconds
Gotta sweeten that deal, mate.

Free Xenomorph puss for 2 hours straight? Sounds like a win to me, I'm in.

There's not much lewd for them, sadly.

I'd lose, but it's worth it assuming I live.

Can I try multiple times if I don't succeed the first time?

no

if there's even a slight chance that it wouldnt kill me I would take it, because opportunities such as these come once in a life time and I don't want to be in my 80s regretting I didn't do it.

now that you think of it, has there ever been a Xenomorph hentai game made?

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If we win do we get to fuck it?

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Only if he increases my breast and nipple size along with sensitivity.

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No.

>less than 1/3 as much as I can make in a day for certain death
Bitch are you high?

no, you win by not fucking it

You make $75/hr?

Then what's the point of winning?

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I rent out dance floors for weddings among other shit. You'd be surprised the kind of money you can make when you find niche markets.

200$