Walking Animations

Post good walking animations from games.

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twitter.com/blendy_13/status/1082651785297309696
youtube.com/watch?v=ErYAGQZs8e0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_More_Heroes:_Heroes'_Paradise
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SiN_Episodes
undertow.club/threads/guilty-gear-xrd-camera-mod-public-gallery.12070/page-19
youtube.com/watch?v=5YWSnTKQJX4
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youtube.com/watch?v=8jL0vy2YaDg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

hot

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i'm not allowed to upload webms, gifs or images. court order.

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I wonder if she ever got Leon to sleep with her...

what game is this from?

the one in the OP jas some firm jiggle. much superior. Yours has a good form, but no soul.

someone post 2B

this one is pure shit.

I was going to say this is just a thinly veiled 2b request thread.

Melty Blood not really twitter.com/blendy_13/status/1082651785297309696

she does arguably have the best ass ever made for a vidya.

Why are tights so good Yea Forumsros?

inb4 everyone posts ass shots instead of actual good animation

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This is what Japanese PS5 games were going t look like before Sony moved to California.

Hold on I think I have it..

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waiting eagerly.
if you prove me wrong I win. if you're agreeing, well, watching some oc for 2b's ass is also a win.

The OP's isn't even from a game, it's just an animation.

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There are enough polys in that ass to create an entire character from.

fake news

genuine cringe

>more polygons on the ass than on the entire rest of the body

based nipons

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>the shade around her crack creates the illusion of a hole
>ywn get crushed by 600lbs of 2B ass

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bio machines mistake was not realizing the way to become gods was to be crushed by that ass

I dont have a gif/webm of it but Jacks power walk animation from Radiata Stories is the greatest walk cycle of all time.

Why is Yea Forums so autistic about butts? Jesus christ. You don't have to do a structural analysis of every woman's ass.

Most of us have literally nothing better to do.

GAAAAAAAAAY

Fuck, that has to be one of the best walking animations in a video game. Next time I play that, I have to record it.

>thong

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>he doesn't do seismic analysis on booty jiggle modulations

you'll never be a good engineer

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youtube?

are you fucking retarded?? that's a fake.

The sad thing is there's no way to zoom in on it. She even swats the camera away when you're trying the get a good angle.

Based.

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> walking animation includes leaving tracks behind especially in wet areas
What games do this?

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so what

I was amazed at God of War's tracks on the snow
It's made perfecly

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rdr2

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I don't think pantyhose would hold that much water.

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what the heck is this

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its for my game

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My guy, Travis

I'm unironically attracted to this.

>sexuality is cringe these days
good fucking lord

Is your mom a fat cow?

what game that guy on the right looks based

This one has a song to go with it:

youtube.com/watch?v=ErYAGQZs8e0

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>You don't have to do a structural analysis of every woman's ass.
they are LOAD BEARING. Yes, yes you do.

being a 100% brainlet into "DUDE BUTTS LOOOL THEY MADE THE WHOLE GAME BASED ON HER BUTT LOL" is cringe

based 2007 bro

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What game is this

How has this not been posted?

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>You don't have to do a structural analysis of every woman's ass.

even women do it other women. you think guys are bad, women tear their own apart when they think no one is watching. bloody vultures.

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fridge body and horse face

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A man can immediately analyze a woman's ass upon mere glance. It's an evolutionary thing.

Wow, is this a mod?
Did capcom really render nipples under that? You can clearly see them.

Was just about to. Thanks.

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No More Heroes. Game is good

there is even an achievement for doing it too much
which i still haven't got to remain a pure boy

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thank you

Needs more frames or sped up. Looks janky as is.

There are games out there that have meticulously detailed man ab and dedicated dick size sliders if that's more your speed. Something for everyone.

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oh its wii only

The body is modded along with the clothing. At least the tits are.

This jiggle with this walk

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She is not

Not gonna lie, the female walk, run, and sprint animations in that game are ace. Great ass too.

cant mod that fridge bod

It's a 3D model @60fps. How many more frames do you want fagget?

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I saved that for last. Getting that then watching the Platinum trophy pop up really sealed the deal

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Can probably emulate it.

bad reply

true thanks i probably won't do that though

You could replace it with an entirely different body if you wanted, retard

there's a ps3 port
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_More_Heroes:_Heroes'_Paradise

>bad reply
Might as well just admit that I've won here.

I think she wore boots before

So I'm guessing that you hate your mom then.

i don't have any consoles besides an old 360 that i've kept for sentimental value
well i mean the entire marketing for the game was based on her ass, that's not good, it doesn't mean i like mens abs

this is my favorite from this thread, something about vindictus girls is just so right

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those aren't real, notice that it's painted on

>the only type of sexual tension release for many in this thread is having to install nude mods in a video game
lmao that's absolutely sad

Where do you get these mods?

>song bpm doesn't match footsteps
try again user

t.

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i wana see the big milkers

The best part is how her legs creases over her leggings as she walks

But am I right? :^)

This game had so much potential.
If only they didn't let hackers and p2w ruin everything

also those aren't shorts, just areas were her synthetic flesh is literally peeled off

There's not a single nude mod posted in this thread moron

ITS GOT WHAT IT TAKES

the chad stride

why did that game have to die? It is really fucking fun.

I don't know, I'm not the same person you've been replying to.

>dick default is larger for dark skinned characters
What did Sweden mean by this?

It's like that on purpose.

My favorite is that old vid of Torbjorn getting the POTG and looking up Widow's skirt

I tell ya, you really had to have some decent slider-fu for some of these faces.

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titfag detected

I'm surprised they didn't make a shitload of DLC for this game.

My girlfriend is fat but she has big everything.

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don't waste your time wanting to know or find out.

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Top review on the steam page:
"There will never be paid DLCs or microtransactions in Conan Exiles"

- Funcom, 2017

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what game??

Nexus. You have to register or everything lewd will be invisible

tits are the superior choice

face and eyes trump both

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Do it then pussy

I'm surprised they made so little dlc for it. I guess they didn't have faith in it doing well.

i more of a lip man myself

man that webm is so old

Yeah to be honest I haven't played since they released DLC because my friends stopped playing. I might go for some singleplayer sometime soon

Patrician taste

Why should I do it when it's already been done multiple times?

im assuming its dragons age or something then

nvm its bdo according to the archive

Only the mocapped sexy walks are good. The hand animated ones always look so rigid, and within like 2 seconds you can recognize exactly how and where the animation just loops over and over.

Sin, fps made using Source
probably one of the first games I ever patched with a nude mod

Which, for some reason, left the boots on. i think it was intentional

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SiN_Episodes

It hasnt retard those are outfits

I don't have a webm of it but nu-lara's walk/run in RotTR is sexy af

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Whenever I see that I just think about the fact she'd be covered in weird diamond tanlines

get fucked nerd

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That just makes it even better

Make the head go up and down by one pixel, will look much better.

my dick is so hard
i'm so fucking angry
i'm angry that I'm horny and lonely
I'M SO FUCKING MAD AND DEPRESSED

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>getting hard by some fucking downsyndrome goblin faced cunt
sad

No, you fucking pea brained imbecile, they are different bodies. is a custom body by 777, is a different custom body by Aerosmith. There is not a common """fridge""" (you're blind too) nude body underneath some virtual clothes that you just change; the body and the clothes are all the same model.
You obviously have no clue how it works so just shut the fuck up.

What did he mean by this?

what does fridge mean?

box shaped bodie

thank god sony is censoring stuff like this
i can already feel the inner rapist in me coming out as a biological male.
4theplayers

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A straight, rectangular body with no hips

Someone post haydee

I feel like he puts his feet forward too fast.

olympic games

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Are you underage or esl?

no im just not a zoomer and never heard someone call a body a fridge before. thanks

>Walking Animations
>Animations

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Im more of the heart type.

Are you an unironic boomer? I'm 33 and have heard fridge body used all the time.

It seems you missed the true purpose of this thread...
Post more "walking animations", bros

Fuck off cunt, nobody gives a shit how much you hate a videogame character

SE didn't give them more money

>Noone has posted Haydee yet.

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it's the olympic games and we are in a highly sophisticated simulation game

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why was her synthetic flesh taken off in the shape of shorts and a thong?

Tons of GG cam mod stuff

undertow.club/threads/guilty-gear-xrd-camera-mod-public-gallery.12070/page-19

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youtube.com/watch?v=5YWSnTKQJX4

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How old are you? 14?

Because it just happened to come off in that way.

Why does a robot need such an amazing ass?

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Because Yoko Taro is a girl fetishist

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shut the fuck up Onsokumaru

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>girl fetishist
In other words, a heterosexual man

cant show her private parts ya know, she's technically naked
all the black parts on her are damaged synth flesh

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thanks for the you

Its always like this with hotbody Olympians, then they turn around and you see their extreme butterfaces

>
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If I had a collar bones intensifies reaction macro I would post, but I dont have one.

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After viewing this thread, I want to play Nier and jerk off.

Stop posting porn for skellingtons, Yea Forums is a board for the living.

ok, last one

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do it, it's fun, the story is pseudo intelectual bullshit, but still worth it

Haydee hardens my penor like no other.

Does she actually have nudes or is she just a cock tease?

Mankind died for this to happen and it was worth it.

>she

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Umm sweaty, those words are problematic

I actually have a not too farfetch logical theory that it came off that way. Those are technically her hip joins. I imagine the motors on the hips are constantly turning, causing lots of friction. Thus the paint in that area experienced the most friction causing it to come off. Her legs have a 90 degree of movement angle so the paint came off made half sphere shape for each leg, thus making it look like shorts.

ok but what about the thong part?

every modern games ever
hell even cawadooty did this

Reminder

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Imagine watching your jizz trickle down her collarbone

actually thanks for TWO yous

>FluffyQuack
Huh, didn't realize the guy behind making that mod manager for a ton of capcom games was a fag.

>capcom games

should've been your hint

>he

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>seen this webm hundreds of times
>only realized last week that if you watch it all the way to the end you see the water on her ass evaporate as it gradually gets less and less shiny

Capcom games are great, fuck you!

>be a qt3.14
>still a slut
There is no justice in this world.

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I fucking love Vella!

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>literal who character
>2hu aesthetics
>cringey walk
iunno you tell me

>lipfag
fuck off back to Eve Online with the other 50 year olds who make blond big tiddied bimbos with massive massive oversized red lips.

Is that the full quote from Funcom? They were pretty outspoken about all post-release content (like the new god, zone, etc.) being released free in a patch, while paid DLC would only be armors (equal in stats to others) and thematic construction blocks.

That was the case up until I stopped playing last August.

explain

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I have no idea what's going on in this thread but I really like this pic/girl.

the game's playerbase is mostly drunk 40~60 year olds who a good portion of make characters exactly like that

as a 3d modeller this is fucking hilarious

The fuck is this gay ass thread, not a single one posting this.

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Big Bang Theory promoted it

this I dont even like GoW games, all that matters is dank snow tech

that's weaksauce

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I'm surprised no gayming reporter has called out Castlevania for being problematic with it's depiction of a white man wielding a whip.

>Is that the full quote from Funcom?
Not sure. Haven't kept up with the game at all since the initial price tag was already too much for me.

>my dick is so hard
>i'm so fucking angry
>i'm angry that I'm horny and lonely
>I'M SO FUCKING MAD AND DEPRESSED
the words of a legit rapist.

>play saintsrow
>you can at last create some cute gray mouse
>make half naked bimbo slut

Every fucking time ehhh

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>the words of a legit rapist.

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I need to have sex

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jesus christ

how man man hours went into just her ass?

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Got a better one for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=8jL0vy2YaDg

a rapist is taking care of their horniness basically by definition, user.

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Same user Same
29 here and I never even touched girl like by hand or anything

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I sat next to a girl on the subway. I tried to be sneaky and touch her butt. I managed to get a squeeze in without her noticing. That was my first time touching a woman. It was great.

Wait what the fuck? Is this actually true? It's so unbelievable but the posts in this thread make me think otherwise.

she knew

That's how girls walk, kiddo.

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Yes all the black parts are peeled off skin. The legs make it obvious.

I doubt it. She didn't say anything at all. Besides, she couldn't have felt it because she was wearing thick jeans.

please don't make it a habit, you're on the verge of becoming a *true* creep

>tfw only just noticed her entire body is like that
Holy shit she got fucked up hard.

That makes no sense go put jeans on and squeeze your ass.

no idiot she knew

>2B mod where her ass has a subdivision surface level of 5

>put jeans on and squeeze your ass
I'll know I squeezed myself, because my hand would feel it.

She'd have said something.

She didn't say anything because she was scared of you/creeped out, fucking retard. Stop sexually harassing women. Have consensual sex.

maybe she's a nervous girl and just wanted to get the fuck away from you rather than turn around and slap you / cause a scene

Friday the 13th has some good ones

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Say what you want about the game but the animator was a fucking genius.

why is her tail buttplug positioned so high?

>5th grade
>hot teacher's aid
>watching a movie in class with the lights off
>sneak under her chair and put my hand on the top part of her butt
Never said or did anything though

imagine being so socially autistic that you dont understand why I girl would talk to you after you literally creep on her

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>user sexually harasses a woman and rationalizes it by reasoning that she just must not have felt it
Jesus Christ

You really thought to type that lmao. You’re funny

>Have consensual sex

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>not being a anklefag
jesus user

My man are you b8ing us right now or are you legit on the spectrum

>subdivision surface on ass
W-what is this genius!?

no nudes but now shes grown up and has instagram

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Why are you guys being so harsh? I just squeezes a girl's butt and got away with it. You should be asking me how to do it, not being a bunch of sour grape faggots.

That is not the true path, user. It will shackle you.

>implying she didn't like it

>You should be asking me how to do it
please try it again so you'll get arrested. The next girl probably wont be so skittish

>2019
>gifs

Really user?

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t. rapist
No one wouldn't want you near their mom/daughter/girlfriend. You are quite literally a threat to society.

SO TELL ME WHYYY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE

>No one wouldn't want you near their mom
Yuck. I don't like old hags.

I doubt it. I'd just say she's making it up.

>became a full on twitch thot
Fuck this gay earth

>t. rapist

It's just a squeeze. It's hardly assault.

chad stride

>I doubt it. I'd just say she's making it up.
You're actually autistic then? This doesn't fly even if she IS making it up

no, it's legally defined as sexual assault

>I doubt it. I'd just say she's making it up.
you're an idiot

>I doubt it. I'd just say she's making it up.
LOL Have fun in jail.

a police would take a woman's word over some ugly autist like you. i hope you rot in prison some day.

ps3 port is garbo also that scene is from no more heroes 2 witch actually only on wii

>all these seething roasties

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>shes grown up
She looks like a flabby old witch now. What happened?

quit watching so much anime. she barely looks over 18

>being this much of an SJW that a butt squeeze is tantamount to rape

Yeah, you're all just jealous. I'm sure of it.

AJ > Tiffany

>over 18
YIKES

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have you had sex?
if not, have sex

Why would I be jealous of an incel sexually assaulting a woman? Do you really lack female attention in your life that you have to resort to this? Pathetic.

you think rapists just start out straight with raping?
they start out with molesting, like how a serial killer starts with animals

I just looked through her last twitch stream. She's got a double chin, has no coordination, and looks 30+

The last 10 years haven't been kind.

Each cheek is its own character.

>Do you really lack female attention in your life that you have to resort to this?
He literally already said he did, retard.

Don't worry, ass unity will take over soon enough.

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>they start out with molesting
So fags and trannies are future rapists?

>what is rhetoric

That's what happens when you take the thotpill

>no boob jiggle

>being jealous of a perma-virgin who has to resort to molesting women on buses

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Oh Jesus Christ she looks like she's wearing a diaper under her skin.

Is this game still being played? From what I understood devs dropped it and it kinda lost it's player base shortly after.

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>women
She was probably just 14. I doubt that's a woman.

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They lost the licensing for it so they can't make any new content.

ya it is. I still get full lobbies like 80% of the time. They didn't really "drop it" they just cant add anymore content because of a lawsuit going on over the rights to the franchise. They still do bug fixes and balancing updates tho.

>buses
It was the subway
>rapist
but I didn't rape, so I'm not a rapist
>assaulting
It was just a squeeze over some jeans. Don't be so dramatic.

Based devs modelling the villain on Bianca Beauchamp and advertising the game with fetish glamour shoots of her and another girl in latex versions of their in-game outfits

Lost

The top of the left leg stretches way too much, otherwise its okay user. Also as said, a simple head bob would help give the illusion pf fluidity of movement.

Consensual sex is problematic

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rapist are pedos

How long does it normally take to get a game started?

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Consent is problematic, should just delet. After all some women like surprises. Being attacked from behind, overpowered and penetrated by a hairy fat naked guy sounds pretty surprising.

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only takes me like 2-3 minutes
it sucks the new content is never gonna come out. especially since Jason X and the space ship map was so close to release. but rhe game is still fun.

The devs are working on a Predator game so that should be cool.

You joke but a lot of women actually fantasize about this.

Do they have the rights to that? Might as well get the rights to Alien as well and add Xenomorphs. I'd love playing the lone Alien/Predator in a multiplayer horror game. Another thing I really wanna play in a game is a The Thing inspired monster.

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How do you know user, is this just projecting?

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That's a big yikers from me dawg.

not letting you having descendants, is the biggest form of discrimination that there can be, there is no other thing that discriminates as much, especially when is so natural and common in nature

its gonna similar to f13 except this time is 1 pred v 4 marines

Too bad the game is shitty grindfest.

>Jason X and the space ship map
This still pisses me off. They teased that shit for so fucking long, well past the initial release date, and now look what happened. Fuckers.

cant really blame them, blame the 2 old fucks that are fighting over the franchise rights

but ya im still so pissed about it

You simply claimed what is every mans birthright. I'm proud of you user

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>absolute chad in elementary and middle school
>was literally kissed by every girl in class in 5th grade
>lost my virginity to this girl that I'd walk home with in 7th grade
>haven't even touched a woman since
>i'm now 28
Like at least I did it, but it was so long ago and I have no fucking clue how to get in with a chick now. I feel so lost. Peaking at 12 years old is rough.

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what happened?

It always amuses me when rovots sit here and say "uh that looks Y years old" nigger please when was the last time you were out in the real world

True, but I'm pretty sure if they'd released it when they said they were going to it would've been out long before the lawsuit was an issue.

Oh shit.

The devs are gods.

Thats a stacey stride right there

>being outraged for an old roastie

She's not gonna sleep with you, faggot.

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Japanese cannot draw asses

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A combination of things I think. We moved right before I started high school and all the new kids were not into what my old team was so I got ostracized pretty quickly. Then WoW came out right afterwards; I got super attached to this guild and they became my friend substitutes. Fast forward a couple years and I never really interacted with anyone in high school outside of small talk so that I could get home and raid.

>Then WoW came out right afterwards
fuck that game, ruined so many young men

all the clipping kinda ruins it, great legs anyways.

I really do blame that game for ruining my high school life. That being said, I did make some good friends that I've been in touch with ever since. Hell, I'm going to one of their weddings here soon and a few others are pretty close neighbors of mine. However I'd probably be more well off financially and socially if I had never played it.

What kind of ass do you like?

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How did you not find a girl on WoW? I had a girl into me and I wasn't even trying.

>no, it's legally defined as sexual assault
>It's just a squeeze. It's hardly assault.
Shouting really loud is legally defined a physical assault/bodily harm.

I shoulda just grabbed her by the pussy, then I could've at least become president.

>dem asses.
i feel like i wasted too much time watching beach volleyball, should had been looking at these.

If that's the angle you want to go with, then it would be considered self defense.

OP pic is literally considered a perfect ass in japan though.
most women have butts like that, most of them wear skirts and most of them wear pantyhose and it's a fucking amazing country cuz of it

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you are really stupid

volleyball players have the best fat/muscle ratios though

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>If that's the angle you want to go with, then it would be considered self defense.
Self defense against what? her allure assaulted your brainwaves manipulating your mind into commiting the crime?
If anything grabbing her ass would be just breaking the spell she's cast upon you.

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Japanese CANNOT draw asses.

>most women have butts like that,
nope. thats too round to fit on such a skinny ass. Atleast the skinny asses white people have.
Hips don't match up. Also that gap anit natural.
OPs ass is an abomination.
>pic related is your average womens ass

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>her allure assaulted your brainwaves manipulating your mind into commiting the crime?
This. Women dressing sexy is literally raping my mind.

What game is this and why don't I own it?

Why do volleyball players always have such amazing bodies?

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you may be right, but as an ass man, i keep my statement.

>posting this webm when there's no sound to it

awful

>What game is this and why don't I own it?
it's Juri from street fighters.