Admit it. Just fucking admit it. Stop lying to yourself and admit that in your heart you know it's true

Admit it. Just fucking admit it. Stop lying to yourself and admit that in your heart you know it's true.

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>ABSOLUTELY BASED
Bayo, Bowser, Peach, Star Fox, Samus, Incineroar, WiiFit, Wolf

>Cringe af
all the others

>Bayo
>le British accent women whose in game model looks like out of place garbage
>also doesn't even have to play neutral, just dive kicks or side Bs into juggles
>Peach
>braindead side B, braindead frame data, legitimate stupid fucking gorilla character who makes the game worse by being in it
>Samus
>between missiles, bombs, charge shot, and dash attack, may be the most annoying fucking character in the entire game
>WiiFit
>absolutely stupid with deep breathing activated, annoying as fuck buries, whiny playerbase who refuses to recognize she's mid tier
However I have to say that Bowser, Fox, Incineroar, and Wolf are all pretty based, so your taste isn't all bad.

Kill yourself furfaggot

Truly based and redpilled, nice. Job op

I only play characters who eat a lot of ass.

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>tfw I unironically play most of the characters in the bottom list

Feels good man

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Name five times Snake has eaten ass.

What's wrong with firecat?

B&R
C&B

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Finally, a good post

I don't play super smash bros

wii fit trainer unironically based due to having a cool/unique moveset that isn't braindead
snake/falcon/richter also based

kys faggot

>furfags
>koopa kids
>based

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>What's wrong with a man in a fursuit.

>BASED
Ridley
>cringe
Everyone else

Incineroar is the definition of cringe

Grinchfags still seething

>Grinchfag
Shadow getting btfo'd was the single best thing in the entire hype cycle though. Why would I want him in?

>muh boogeyman
What next, gonna call me an owlfag?

haha heavies and furries based im gay btw

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what if i play as female pikachu? haha

it's pretty funny how all these months later you still whine about a fake leak that nobody else cares about anymore

I like how most of this thread is just some seething cuck complaining about inciniroar

half based half cringe

>cancerous meme heavies for scrubs
>techical characters that require acrual skill in cringe
Disgusting

Peach doesn't have crazy frame data if you don't do the float cancels, which is a pretty unviable technique online and not worth the effort if you're not deep maining her. Her actual grounded moves have little range and are not very special.

Like out of all the top tiers you can call braindead, she's the only one you actually need working brain cells for.

>cancerous meme heavies for scrubs
Krool is cancer, Bowser is easy but fundamentals heavy and Incineroar isn't that easy to play

>play a fun character
>piss off furry hating simpletons stuck in their 2006 Yea Forums mentality
what's not to like?

Rosterfaggotry makes me want to puke

Are you all a bunch of nine year olds? Why do you care so much about being about to play niche video game characters?

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>imagine actually thinking this

>not styling on tier-whores as wii-fit
It's the only way I can enjoy this game.

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>Diddy and Wario in borderline
>Falcon, but not Ness, in essential
>this obvious hateboner for FE (don't get me wrong, I think FE is overrepresented as fuck, but not a single one in essential, really?)

Bayo, Villager, Olimar, Pit and Marth go up
All Pokemon Trainer sub pokemon should be in the same tier
K. Rool, Little Mac, Mega Man, Ryu, Ridley, Sonic, Inkling, Mewtwo, and Simon all go down. Ridley being in essential tells me that this is just reply bait garbage and I shouldn't have replied to it.

You really think greninja doesn't eat ass? Why do you think his tongue is so long?

MASCULINE GOOD

FEMININE BAD

MEN ARE GENERALLY STRONGER THAN WOMEN

You guys are the real NPCs.

There's no such thing as "the real NPCs".
They're a in all sides, people too lazy to think that let people think for em.
People so lazy that they will use identity politics because actually dealing with humans is too bothersome.
"Just to X to whites, Y to blacks and Z to the jackie chuns and it's all solved"

All of the ones listed are cringe, you retarded braindead mongoloid. Especially I*kling.