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for me, it's fighter
Get a job you fucking hippie
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>Not being a red mage
>Not wanting the sword skills of a fighter, the agility of a thief, and the magic of both black and white mages
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Warlock because they're always either significantly overpowered or strong enough to at least be in S rank.
>powerful enemy
>cast ray spell
>impenetrable lock
>cast ray spell
>complicated esoteric puzzle
>cast ray spell
>ambush
>cast ray spell
>need to get somewhere fast
>cast ray spell
>need to find something
>cast ray spell
>pissed off your god or multiple gods
>cast ray spell
>taxes
>cast ray spell
>being only half good at fighting
> yeah I'd like to be really shitty at everything though
It's all about that monk lads. Gotta style on niggas. Extra points if you get combat-focused spirit magic.
yeah but you have to be an edgy faggot wherever you go
Just cast a ray spell for that too.
Fighter or Sorcerer. I'll roll a percentile.
>eldritch
if 5th is as busted as 3.5 I'll go Wizard or Sorcerer, Fighter otherwise
Monk does seem pretty based ngl
I can't believe no one's picked a bard yet, it's the chaddest class out there. All you do is buff your friends and fuck everything that moves.
Paladin's the only may to go.
Paladin
Gotta smash faggots with a mace and heal myself without need for a shitty healers
>Paladin and Barbarian share a noun
Lazy as fuck jesus
Paladin should be "Holy Crusader" for fucks sake.
Also natural is kind of a shit adjective, I'd change Ranger to "Wild Hunter" or something.
Also I pick Sorcerer
Warlock or DLC class Death Knight
All other fags can leave right now
This. The best tank is a self sufficient tank.
> "death knight"
>not having your main and alt be opposing forces
deus vult
You get to be a fae patron warlock.
Bard comin' through, make way faggots
Evil is literally always more interesting in every fantasy setting ever created
No joke user old school fae are fucking hardcore, kidnapping children and killing people for looking at them the wrong way. Sure, some of them are chill as fuck bastards that just want to hand around your house and do chores for food, but even those guys will fuck you over the moment you stop leaving them goodies.
I'm failing to see how that's a counter to what I said user.
Why bother making a good character
I'm aware, he could get a hag or something from the Unseelie court.
Monk is the worst class, it's completely out of place in medieval fantasy games. Knight, wizard, archer, and over here we have Jackie Chan.
DICK
ASS
THIEF
At least in the context of vidya, that couldn't be further from the truth.
>Every evil route involves being evil for completely arbitrary reasons just because you have to be evil for those dank evil points.
Evil is boring as fuck, samey, and often gets ignored by the time you get to the next game. The number of games that do evil routes well could be counted on a single hand. No, games were you have to be evil don't count.
For me, it's Time Mage
Spoony Bard
Wizard so I can do everything the other classes can do.
Warrior monks are an ancient trope user. Fuck, it precedes crusaders.
what are the differences between a Wizard and Sorcerer in games that have both?
I think that what usually goes is that Sorcerer's are born magical as fuck but what are the mechanical differences?
>Not being a dick ass thief magician.
Wizards practice learned magic. They study for years to learn how to manipulate the weave and become masters of it.
Sorcerers practice innate magic. They are gifted with an ability to manipulate the weave, and sculpt their interactions with it.
Sorcerers can cast a small variety of spells many times, and wizards can cast a large variety of spells few times. Basically.
In DnD it usually comes down to Wizards having to prepare whatever specific spells they want for the entire day at the start of each day while Sorcerers have access to all their spells at once but have an overall smaller pool of known spells.
Wizards have a broader scope of magic due to intense studying and can thus cast a wider range of spells than a sorcerer
A sorcerer casts a fewer range of spells than a Wizard but can cast more than a Wizard before fatiguing and are typically more powerful than a wizard spellwise
Ranger but only if I get to make my own arrows/arrowheads
Does Warlock let me summon things to fight for me?
Not as a class action.
It's not really the focus of the DnD class
But it is for the superior Warcraft class.
Diviner Wizard because I'm not one of those poor retards who thinks martials are useful.
Cleric
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
*runs out of spells per day*
Sorcerer. I've been in love with that class since I first discovered it.
y tho
Tell that to the neanderthals that designed 5e.
*casts Leomund's Tiny Hut and creates an invincible dome of protection*
*relies on the vast amount of varied and useful cantrips that don't run out and make me infinitely more useful than a martial*
Yeah, I think I'm fine.
Bard, literally never had a bad time as a bard.
I've always thought monks are the coolest, but they kinda suck in practice
Since they don't have weapons you can't have enchanted weapon bonuses (no you can't enchant your firsts)
Since they're lightly armored you need to rely on dodging, which is pretty bad unless you dump everything into DEX
And if you dump everything into DEX that fucks up your character even more because monks use WIS (I think) to determine their throws and STR for damage
Red mages are for retards and literal children who can't do basic math.
>fighting technique is literally just running away
nice
Also, wizards use Intelligence and sorcerers use Charisma.
Why in the name of our dread father!
May the pain he inflicts guide us!
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If a wizard used all his spell slots, the fight is already over.
Mind you I know nothing about faiths in D&D, but do you still use "holy" power as that type of cleric or just the grimdark powers of your god guy?
>5th edition
Druid is busted beyond belied. d8 hit die, full caster slots with free spell list, separate HP pools with versatility, busted
obviously because then it's apparently time to run lmao
In 5E some spell's damage types change based on your alignment.
Usually Good or Neutral will deal Divine damage.
Evil will deal Necrotic damage.
Time to clean up more like.
That's what I thought it should be, but you're not really a cleric anymore then though are you?
A good DM would allow you to enchant gloves/gauntlets.
Anyway they only really suck in 3.5 and earlier, they get fixed in later editions to a degree.
how is 5E anyway? I've only really played 3.5 and PF, I heard that 4E was pretty bad
In dnd rogue or bard. In vidya druid or monk
>Wizards have to dedicate countless years of their lives into studying and honing their craft to one day maybe be able to fire a thin ray of frost from their fingers or produce a lightsource.
>Sorcerers can do the same damn thing through sheer force of sex appeal
Based.
>HURR only western derived classes fit into my fantasy world
Martial arts and the orient existed during the medieval period, brainlet. Why not complain about monsters based on tigers and elephants as well, those are just as “out of place” as a monk.
for real, this is the easiest virgin vs chad I've come across in awhile.
4e was trying really hard to get the MMO crowd into tabletop. 5e is decent, it has some flaws but overall it fixes a lot of what 5e fucks up.
>I believe in an evil god
>Is still a god
>Am cleric
Evil gods exist you dork.
Hell, evil clerics even get their own version of turn undead, which controls them instead of destroying them.
Pretty good, just don't give WotC any money if you end up trying it out. Fuck Crawford.
I don't think any videogames have both. It's just a thing for tabletop DND only.
>nasty feet
>not picking monk
A few WRPGs do, though the difference often comes down to a slight difference in stats.
>I heard that 4E was pretty bad
You heard wrong. The reason some people don't like 4e is that 4e set out to make the rules clear and rein in the power of wizards so that they can't just circumvent any obstacle with a wave of their hand.
> not sucking hairy gnome toes
>Not picking Paladin
DEUS VULT THAT'S A SMITIN'
They did it by homogenizing classes and forcing every class into specific group roles, making the game less about role play and more about roll play.
And they still sucked at balancing the game.
Some games make it possible to make some version of both, usually because they use a classless system, so if you wanted to make a sorcerer, you could raise Charisma along with your spellcasting stuff. I did that in the Shadowrun games.
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and "dog whistle" is a dog whistle term for faggots
dog whistle is a homosexual dog whistle
Why the fuck did the tranny jannies delete the last file name thread? It had 134 replies, was on page 6, and vidya related file names when a retarded janigger put his cheeto laced digits on the delete button.
Disco bandit
This.
There is a charm in being a living ghost, stabing people in the dick and stealing gold, charms and virginities alike.
But I personally prefer a semi magik thief ala Dishonored.
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>file name thread
>a faggot calls me a faggot
>cast ray spell
What happens if a Warlock is able to resurrect himself through the use of a charm or other external object?
Came here to post this.
Even better if it's more about stealing shit, scouting out baddie's lairs and unlocking/disarming mcguffins and traps.
I hate wow for making 'rogues' the 'dps' class in games.
Rogues should avoid combat, acquire trinkets, fuck bitches.
negative levels usually
You cant make a Class that "Avoids" combat in an MMO if you want them to have the same progression path as other classes.
In fact" Vanilla WoW did all it could to make Rouges Distinct from other classes with Poison crafting, Lockpicking, Invisibility, stun powder, etc.
By making every class a wizard, and calling their spells "feats and dailies etc"
Rogue spec'd into Arcane Trickster for invisible mage hand and other cantrip shenanigans
I know. The problem is that every other system and game, whether vidya or tt has gone and copied them.
>Deus XL
"God from the booze"?
If your DM puts you through a lot of combat in 5e Rogues are good glass cannons. The sneak attack dice get crazy and you can expect to deal more damage than just about everyone except maybe heavily spec'd munchkin Barbs and Wizards.
Monks are always badass