ITT: video game red flags

ITT: video game red flags

>protagonist is a nigger

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>Thread red flags
>OP is a faggot

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t. nigger

first post green flags
>best post

Wow, you learn that in /pol/?
Two points for you!

>DLC on release
or worse
>planned, still unmade, DLC upon release
>paying for a "DLC pass" for said unreleased DLC

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>developers have non-Japanese names

On disc DLC
Microtransactions
Day One Patch being bigger than the bloody game itself

fpbp *dabs on OP*

>kotaku gives it more than a 5/10

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>Marketing budget is higher than the development budget

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>EA
>Lootboxes
>Going after modders
>Forced Politics
>Indie Game using pixel art or voxel art style (you are not even trying at this point.)

>Yea Forums likes it

>female protagonist
>story rich
>choices matter
>retro/8 bit

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>only /pol/ hates niggers
t. cuck

I feel like this is unfortunately par for the course nowadays
>lots of marketing --> generate (false) hype --> sell for a profit

hi /reddit/

>DLC before release
>early access

>DLC on disc

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Oh man, you are such a badass. Wish I could be like you.

>popular/easily recognizable song used for the trailer or commercial

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>It's online only depending on a central server.

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Sure you do. I'm glad I'm not a cuck like you though.

>protagonist is female
>always wins in every argument

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>procedurally generated
>open world
>looks like vidya journalist bait

If I made a video game with a cute tomboy dyke protagonist, would making her a fucking dolt make everyone turn on me? I want her to be Travis Touchdown levels of "tries to be cool but fucks it up and looks like a jackass doing it".

>/pol/ bait thread
>ah shit here we go again

When it comes to AAA, that first month of sales is make or break, if even that. Could be the first 2 weeks at this point, we've seen quite a few games drop in price rather early. Hell, DMC5 is on the PS flash sale as I write this and that shit came out 2 months ago.

>new installment in a yearly cash grab franchise
>"we want to return the series to it's roots"

No kidding, I bet you drown in pussy 24/7.

>mandatory tutorials at the start of every new campaign
>minutes worth of cutscenes before you can actually start playing
>romance options

>muh /pol/ boogeyman
>reddit tier meme
you have to go back

>Lee Everett
TWD was great with Lee as protag, kys'd

Depends on how hard you go with it. Personally, I never liked Tomo from Azumanga Daioh because she tried way too fucking hard, which was the joke but I never found it too endearing.

Nigger nigger pumpkin digger

>mandatory tutorials
that's not as bad as
>game changing mechanics/controls are only ever explained via loading screen tips

Go put ur pink pussy hat on, date rapist

>has humans in it

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Yeah. She'd be cool, but I'm gonna strictly avoid the whole "She's a woman so she's smart and witty and sarcastic and all the men are dumb" cliche that most things with a female protag have going on. Female protags would be a lot more interesting if they weren't put on a pedestal. If they were allowed to be goofy.

Why is that everyone who spams nigger sounds like an underage 12 year old?

>day one patch gets delayed
To be fair anyone dumb enough to buy the switch version of saints row deserves the broken mess they're stuck with

>game feature characters, cultural and social-economic themes, values and ideas in contravention to my established identity

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t. resetnigger

Nigger.

Wow, you learn that in Reddit?
Two upvotes for you!

OP is a busta, straight up busta.

I'll admit it okay.
I'm a nigger lover.
I fucking love niggers.
Niggers in the morning, niggers at night.
Niggers on the street, niggers on a flight.
Nigger love, nigger sex, nigger friends, nigger chess.
Literally all I have ever wanted is to marry a nigger.
I want to give myself heart and soul to a fucking nigger sheboon double espresso fucking black betty BAMBALAM.
Please dear god allow me to dehumanize myself and be consumed by ebony death.

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