ITT: video game red flags
>protagonist is a nigger
ITT: video game red flags
>protagonist is a nigger
>Thread red flags
>OP is a faggot
t. nigger
first post green flags
>best post
Wow, you learn that in /pol/?
Two points for you!
>DLC on release
or worse
>planned, still unmade, DLC upon release
>paying for a "DLC pass" for said unreleased DLC
>developers have non-Japanese names
On disc DLC
Microtransactions
Day One Patch being bigger than the bloody game itself
fpbp *dabs on OP*
>kotaku gives it more than a 5/10
>Marketing budget is higher than the development budget
>EA
>Lootboxes
>Going after modders
>Forced Politics
>Indie Game using pixel art or voxel art style (you are not even trying at this point.)
>Yea Forums likes it
>female protagonist
>story rich
>choices matter
>retro/8 bit
>only /pol/ hates niggers
t. cuck
I feel like this is unfortunately par for the course nowadays
>lots of marketing --> generate (false) hype --> sell for a profit
hi /reddit/
>DLC before release
>early access
>DLC on disc
Oh man, you are such a badass. Wish I could be like you.
>popular/easily recognizable song used for the trailer or commercial
>It's online only depending on a central server.
Sure you do. I'm glad I'm not a cuck like you though.
>protagonist is female
>always wins in every argument
>procedurally generated
>open world
>looks like vidya journalist bait
If I made a video game with a cute tomboy dyke protagonist, would making her a fucking dolt make everyone turn on me? I want her to be Travis Touchdown levels of "tries to be cool but fucks it up and looks like a jackass doing it".
>/pol/ bait thread
>ah shit here we go again
When it comes to AAA, that first month of sales is make or break, if even that. Could be the first 2 weeks at this point, we've seen quite a few games drop in price rather early. Hell, DMC5 is on the PS flash sale as I write this and that shit came out 2 months ago.
>new installment in a yearly cash grab franchise
>"we want to return the series to it's roots"
No kidding, I bet you drown in pussy 24/7.
>mandatory tutorials at the start of every new campaign
>minutes worth of cutscenes before you can actually start playing
>romance options
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
>reddit tier meme
you have to go back
>Lee Everett
TWD was great with Lee as protag, kys'd
Depends on how hard you go with it. Personally, I never liked Tomo from Azumanga Daioh because she tried way too fucking hard, which was the joke but I never found it too endearing.
Nigger nigger pumpkin digger
>mandatory tutorials
that's not as bad as
>game changing mechanics/controls are only ever explained via loading screen tips
Go put ur pink pussy hat on, date rapist
>has humans in it
Yeah. She'd be cool, but I'm gonna strictly avoid the whole "She's a woman so she's smart and witty and sarcastic and all the men are dumb" cliche that most things with a female protag have going on. Female protags would be a lot more interesting if they weren't put on a pedestal. If they were allowed to be goofy.
Why is that everyone who spams nigger sounds like an underage 12 year old?
>day one patch gets delayed
To be fair anyone dumb enough to buy the switch version of saints row deserves the broken mess they're stuck with
>game feature characters, cultural and social-economic themes, values and ideas in contravention to my established identity
t. resetnigger
Nigger.
Wow, you learn that in Reddit?
Two upvotes for you!
OP is a busta, straight up busta.
I'll admit it okay.
I'm a nigger lover.
I fucking love niggers.
Niggers in the morning, niggers at night.
Niggers on the street, niggers on a flight.
Nigger love, nigger sex, nigger friends, nigger chess.
Literally all I have ever wanted is to marry a nigger.
I want to give myself heart and soul to a fucking nigger sheboon double espresso fucking black betty BAMBALAM.
Please dear god allow me to dehumanize myself and be consumed by ebony death.