So I just started Nier Asstomata for the first time.
What am I in for?
So I just started Nier Asstomata for the first time
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With the way you described it
You are going to be disappointed
>decent story if you're into it
>best ass in video gaming
>floating motherfucking swords
>gameplay ???
enjoy
A good ass decent game with great OST.
an overrated, but still decent game
An ass game of a niche series that sold more than 2 millions.
lots of ass but no pussies
its good fun.
what is 9s then
Play it yourself you fucking retard
>legs clipping
I only just started playing as well. How do I get her in this shirtless outfit?
Use self-destruct.
if you wanted a 2b thread just say so op
Everytime I see her ass I want to reinstall the game again but then I remember the game is garbage so I'll just stick to fapping to her porn
How do you lose her clothes? Is it a story thing? I'm 2 hours in, btw
The greatest game this century.
Superb OST and atmosphere.
You'll be spoiled if you stay.
Its not even her game!
Self destruct.
it has already sold 3.5 million copies several months ago, and it's one of the best games this whole generation.
This
>floating motherfucking swords
You realize they are held in the air by magnetism right?
Fucking animator did a great job with the ass render its round af
How would I have known that?
a mediocre game with an above average ass
/thread
You can see the rings of light that appears near the hilt of the sword when they aren't used that keep them floating. 9S uses mostly magnetism to guide his weapons when he fight compared to 2B and A2 who only use it in some cases or to bring back their weapon to them.
I still haven't bought this game because of how shit the port is. And yes I know there's a mod to fix it but I shouldn't need extra shit to play a new game.
9S did nothing wrong
>because of how shit the port is
I honestly never had any problem with the game without using any mod. In my 50h of gameplay or so the game froze once during a loading screen and that's it.
>one of the best games this generation
Jesus, this generation must be pure shit then if a mediocre action game whose sole redeeming factor is the protagonist's 400k+ polygon using ass looks good is one of the best it has to offer
How to reduce the size of a webm? I have a bunch of them but they are just above the stupid 3 Mo size limit.
Go fuck yourself tranny.
Bet you're a longtime fan and are trying to stir a discussion out of your tranny game
Game has been discussed already let's move on
>tranny
brainlet detected
I need more in-game screenshots
Fighting with A2's berserker mode is pure kino.
So there's no way to access the debug menu with keyboard + mouse right?
More ass.
Despair but also a boner.
Use a converter to lower resolution and/or bitrate.
Found the horny incel who has not even played the game.
But yes, the past two generations have been awful for vidya. And it keeps getting worse.
I would slaughter an entire village for just one night with 2B.
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lower the bit-rate from the file's original. If you're near the 3 meg limit, don't do it by much.
Otherwise, go well below 1kbps. might help ya keep the resolution high.
Do you recommend one or I can just grab the first google result?
post superior posterior
>floating motherfucking magnetism
god you're inferior
If you're not a brainlet and have some life experience, it'll be one of the greatest gaming experiences you ever had.
Anyone who views the game this way shouldn't be playing it.
Fuck off, retard.
>boxer fused with skin
nah
>fused
It's her "skin". The artificial skin is gone.
>implying 100% of the people who bought it didn't buy it for butt
>implying there's good gameplay to be found
>implying there's good writing to be found
lets keep the japanese love for combining booty and surface level philosophy to shitty anime, alright?
that looks dumb as shit why is she wearing a thong then?
The only piece of clothes she wears is the one around her tummy and it's not in this webm, otherwise she is fully naked.
Yeah
My friend, you don't get to act condescending because the finer qualities of that game went completely over your head.
>mwf Yea Forums is so contrarian that there are actually people trying to pretend that Nier Automata is bad
>implying 100% of the people who bought it didn't buy it for butt
My own case already proves your hot take wrong.
I always thought that 2B was UGLY, and I had zero interest in MGR / Bayo-style games either. I only got interested by the game when my friend started mentioning some cool plot elements, and more & more random YT videos started nominating the game as some greatest emotional rollercoaster since Silent Hill 2.
And yes, the various gameplay styles in the game are all great, and writing is good too.
probably talking about how the resolution was a lie in fullscreen mode
it's no better than nier, or any other yoko taro game for that matter
There's an achievement for looking at her butt and I don't even have it after 50 something hours.
Lots of Platinum and crazy games fans have latched onto shitposting about it at every turn because it's Nier and not DMC. DMC is my favorite series, but expecting Nier to be on that level was just stupid of them and they set themselves up for disappointment. The first Nier is better, but both are great games.
Thanks.
ruined by the stupid watermark
So you're gay. Big deal.
i've fapped to 2b so many times these past few years i don't even know anymore. her ass is just too much
If only there were a mode or difficulty that incentivised playing the game the way it could be played.
I am? Damn...
It's gonna hurt like hell when I break the news to my wife tomorrow.
I'm sure she'll understand.
Just picked it up 2 weeks a go myself OP. While it's not the best action game ever, it's still good fine, and it's a nice story. I don't know if you wanna check out it's related media though. Cuz when another character mentioned meeting this other character again, I kinda understood when that likely happened later, at the time I wasn't sure if this was a character I was supposed to know, and other such things.
I agree that would be neat, but if you want to play that way then just do it. The person who makes these videos clearly did.
Google webm for bakas
>You're a big girl
Upskirt kino.
A decent story.
A very low-budget, barren game world.
Generic, but servicable combat.
Ridiculously "anime" villains.
Playing through the game 5 times just to get the full story.
The best ending credits sequence in videogame history.
About an 8/10 game.
The issue, if you notice, is he's only able to do things like that against a single enemy type. There's no way to play like that all the time, but the combat does have some depth to it and it's simply not utilized.
>if you want to play that way then just do it
But how would I brag to my friends online if there is no S rankings or achievements to unlock by doing so?
I can't believe this thread has got to 79 posts and no one has intentionally spoiled the game's entire plot for OP.
I went into some random Nier Automata thread about a year ago and asked the exact same question as OP while my game was installing, and not 2 fucking minutes later, two people responded with full spoilers for what happens to all the characters and why, put in as few words as possible.
I never even started playing the game because of it. I don't know how people get enjoyment out of doing that, especially if they're spoiling a game that they like and are in a thread talking about.
braps and shota cock
I don't even remember most of what happens, but the atmosphere it top tier and that alone made it worth playing for me.
I was spoiled and still played the game and was still shocked by it even knowing what happens.
What a shame, I feel sorry for you. I knew 2B dies because some asshole spoiled it in a youtube title but I still played and enjoyed the game a lot. Maybe you should give it a try?
>caring about spoilers
Jesus Christ
Go back to Yea Forums faggot
>I never even started playing the game because of it.
Lol, faggot.
are these mods or default?
you're one of the faggots who does it aren't you?
Die in a fire
You realize that doesn't change the fact they are floating right?
Cry more faggot
GOD FUCKING ASS YES
Sit on me, smother me, I DIE HAPPY
*SNIFS SCREEN AS HARD AS I CAN*
FUCK
*ZOOMS IMAGE RIGHT ON CRACK*
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
ITS HAPPENING
DAY 1 OF NOFAP FUCKING CANCELED
LOOKS LIKE BRAPS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Playing through the game 5 times just to get the full story.
I'm not sure whether these posts are made by master trolls, or salty NieR (1) -fags...
Neither. It's fan art.
2B is 9S mom
There is a difference between floating swords because the devs are lazy and floating weapons that have an explanation for it and are even used in combat as such.
Twelve out of five ass
One of the best games of all time, according to the faggots on this board
They just heard that there are 5 main Endings so they say you have to play the game 5 times.
ToobootγɈoodooT
according to tons of normal people outside of the interwebs too.
well yeah underage faggots voted for it
>Playing through the game 5 times just to get the full story.
More like 1 and a half times because you have the first half and the second half and you play the first half twice.
Lol
so what you're saying is, default game has no ass
ASS BLAST U S A
>Taro games
>Underaged fans
Now that's a riot
Actually I lied, I stopped after the tutorial mission. 9S was an annoying faggot and I didn't want to have to deal with him getting worse all game like the spoilers said. Maybe I would have thought the story was fine if I gave it a chance, but I didn't feel like bothering since I knew all the twists anyway. My interest was completely gone by the open-world urban-ruin part after the tutorial mission
This. Didn't even know about self destructing to remove the skirt until I went achievement hunting towards the end of the game.
you don't get out much I assume
No, there's plenty of it.
2B's is just the worst.
Could have changed audio language.
When you get to control the bigass robot the rings show up on the broken arm
contrived confusing tat
i beat this game once and no i'm gonna bother to finish more playthroughs
An average game with phat ASSets if you catch my drift
Wait, you "finished" route A and think you finished the game?
If you got to the point where the game has you repay it but as 9S your not even close to finished. once you finish the game as 9S the second half of the game begins
yup. i got the game a few weeks ago and was hyped.
>bosses are trash besides adam and eve
>bunker is completely pointless
>writing makes no sense
besides i basically did hours of fetch quests just to have them all undone in my further playthroughs
what changes? do they explain the point of the machines? or go into detail about the humans?
>open-world urban-ruin part after the tutorial mission
you're practically making a fuzz of the Hyrule Field of the game. Also 9S > 2Butt.
But yeah, your own fault for jumping head first into the shark pool. I took extra measures to avoid any and all spoilers when I was playing, practically remaining offline until I beat the game.
Did same with MGSV, BotW, P5... etc.
You too are a literal moron.
You've not finished anything yet. You've merely seen HALF of the introduction CHAPTER of the story.
>didn't even get to the halfway point of the game
>thinks he is any authority on evaluating the writing
Kek'd
Shitty troll attempt.
All that and more.
Like said, you've not even seen 1/4th of the whole game yet.
Yes. Everything is explained.
Unsurprisingly, yes. Though you kinda already know the original purpose of the machines. Their lore is not that complicated, they are there just to fight. But they've since evolved
do i have to bother with the side quests? was there any point of doing them in the first plays
So you didn't finish the game, you gave up 9 hours into a 25 hour game
20 crusty socks.
Gonna need more like this
How do people make these? render it in a game engine?
They heighten the impact of one of the games reveals. Otherwise not really.
>do i have to bother with the side quests?
No if you don't want to.
Many of them greatly deepen the world and lore of the game though, shining new light on many elements.
>was there any point of doing them in the first plays
There's plenty of character-specific quests that you cannot do as other characters. Some quests also unlock new quest lines.
They give materials to upgrade weapons I guess. And some might give flavour or lore. One thing I've noticed in this game is nothing is useless. One sidequest explains how androids get pleasure from fighting, and while that seemed pretty useless, in a way, it's kind of relevant in the relation between two specific androids
You can literally achieve that with any 3D modeling software made in the past two decades. That specific piece looks literally nothing like the in-game models or engine.
I can imagine learning how to make models but animation is extremely hard no?
There's one specific quest with a pretty big twist that has some significance to the main plot but it's otherwise all side content. You can also go back and do them freely once you finish the game and unlock the chapter select.
Yes. There is literally nothing left unexplained. You've fucking tricked yourself into not playing 75% of the game.
People on this fucking board holy shit
>The retards who only did ending A don't have any idea how amazing A2 is
Fucking sad
9s is fucking based you faggot
I love my wife 2B!
Can you tell me which one it is in spoilers. I played it recently but I'm having a big mental blank on it and I'm curious to which one it is.
relax you fucking sperg. i was going actually finish the game but works been crazy i was just riling you retards up
>but animation is extremely hard no?
Lol no. It's literally the opposite: modeling hard, animation easy.
Once you got your model rigged (apply a digital "skeleton" that controls the model's parts with a varying strength), you pretty much just pose the model like a doll, creating key-frames, while the computer animates the in-between frames.
You can also add some automated physics, smoothing effects, and other dynamic after touches to make things more realistic / less machine-like.
And if you happen to have motion-capture tools / recordings at hand, you can make magic happen in seconds.
I received information that the lighting system makes the game too slow, and that there's a patch to fix it (FAR, I think it's called) so I'm going to play it once I finish Sekiro. If you're having trouble making it work fast, remember, the mod is called FAR.
the one where you meet the executioner who killed her partner. I don't think it's ever explicitly revealed in game but it's implied and revealed in some side media 2B is actually 2E and her job is to kill 9S every time he finds the truth about humanity. It's why she makes a comment about not wanting to kill him again during ending A.
Ah right, that one. One of the side quests I didn't do during my original run through the game. It sucked to miss it.
That is all true.
FAR Mod allows you to tweak down the Global Illumination's quality, which by default has been a small overkill to many mid- and lower-tier GPUs.
It also remedies the weird 900p "lock", which makes the image look blurry, plus lets ya up the AO's and Bloom's quality.
good post
Do you like backpedaling and re-visiting the same areas over and over?
Well, you picked the right game. Dropped it after 5 hours because I got tired of walking through shittily designed deserts and cities. Only interesting part was the circus and the robot village. Other than that it’s a snoozefest that people only really like cuz ass and *rips bong and overdoses* muh deep plot manz
Just play the game and find out you retarded faggot.
>gets worse
he got better
> I don't think it's ever explicitly revealed in game
It is, at the very end of the game A2 tells it to 9, but he already knew about it.